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Gonzo: You'll all see because there's only one Great Gonzo, only one! Kermit: Thank goodness for that. – The Muppet Show, Season 1 (1976-1977) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Gonzo: Hey, Kermit, are you busy? Kermit: Yes, Gonzo, but I can give you my ear for a minute. Gonzo: What would I do with your ear? Kermit: [exasperated] Van Gogh impressions. – The Muppet Show, Season 1 (1976-1977) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Mindy: [holding a pregnancy test] Yeah, this one is positive. Which makes 30 positives. But there was that one negative! Neepa: The negative was a popsicle stick. Mindy: Do you even bother telling your boyfriend if there's only, like, a 96% chance you could be pregnant? Neepa: 100% chance. It was a popsicle stick! I saw you eat the popsicle, and then draw this little minus sign on it and then pee on it, for some reason! – The Mindy Project, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Jody: I'm great with kids. My Uncle Randy got kicked in the head by a mule, he had the brain of an infant. Took care of him for years. Now he's a Mississippi state senator. – The Mindy Project, Season 4 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Mindy: Why would you think it was OK to take a photo of my son in an anti-vaccination onesie? Clara: But I thought you said you wanted him to be famous! Mindy: Yeah, of course I do! But if you want him to model, you gotta go through his talent agent, who I don't have, because no one will accept us as a package. Also, he is vaccinated. Clara: What?! Why? Vaccines are just toxins pumped into our children by Big Pharma! Mindy: No! You know what Big Pharma did? They got rid of Big Mumps and Big Polio. Clara: Yeah, but no one even gets those anymore! Mindy: Because of vaccines! – The Mindy Project, Season 4 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Whitney: I only do coke to have fun after work. And to work. – The Mindy Project, Season 4 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Mindy: Doing cocaine once doesn't make someone a cokehead. Don't jump to conclusions. I hit a bicyclist once with my car, does it make me a murderer? I have no idea, I drove off. – The Mindy Project, Season 4 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
[Mindy and Morgan are interviewing potential nannies for Leo] Nanny 1: Child is like mule. It must be trained and broken. Nanny 2: I will raise your child like it was one of my own weasels. Morgan: Do you smell weed Dr. L? Mindy: I do. Morgan: Yeah. Nanny 3: I love the way babies smell. [sniffs] Morgan: I just got an Amber Alert on my phone. Mindy: Get him outta here. – The Mindy Project, Season 4 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Annette: Hey, you want an omelette? Mindy: OK, sure, thanks! Annette: Well, I wish I'd known that before I started making pancakes. Mindy: Oh, a trap! Great. – The Mindy Project, Season 4 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Danny: Castellano men express their feelings through fighting or dancing. It's either the fist or the foot. – The Mindy Project, Season 4 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Evelyn: You know, I think Eric got his blue eyes from someone on Danny's side of the family. Morgan: Huh, yeah, probably. There's just one little problem with your theory, lady....That man's fiancee had me dig through his geneology to find out if there was any chance that she could have blue-eyed children. And I still have the scratch marks from when I told her it was impossible. – The Mindy Project, Season 4 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Evelyn: It's been a great place to raise Eric. You know, everyone owns a gun here, so there's no crime. It's just accidents and suicides. – The Mindy Project, Season 4 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Morgan: Of all the times I have been abandoned at a celebrity pet grave, this is the most hurtful! – The Mindy Project, Season 4 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Mindy: If you are not living your authentic self, what even was the point of Glee? – The Mindy Project, Season 4 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Mindy: That was a great surgery. I forgot how much I enjoy slicing open women. Thank God I became a doctor. Jody: After that, I think we deserve a treat. Mindy: Whoa, a flask? Mine was confiscated at the American Girl Store. – The Mindy Project, Season 4 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Morgan: Now Dr. K's treating me like family. He took me on his boat! No one has ever done that and brought me back. Mindy: You cannot keep a Southern family's gay secret for personal gain. What, are you in a Tennessee Williams play?! [pause] Whoa, am I smart? – The Mindy Project, Season 4 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Peter: I saw Henry and Lauren for about an hour or two, then they saw me and I ran away. Mindy: You know what? It's only stalking if it doesn't work. You make her love you! – The Mindy Project, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Mindy: I knew I shouldn't have told you, but it's not my fault! I have ADHDTV. – The Mindy Project, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Shonda Rhimes: Writing's how I pay the bills, but my passion is beer pong. – The Mindy Project, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Danny: You gotta stop sending me all those nudies. Mindy: Oh, I will never stop sending nudies. That's my First Amendment right! – The Mindy Project, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Mindy: [in the bathtub] Danny, my beloved sex partner, get in here. Welcome to your erotic bath. Danny: I don't know. Baths? Isn't that like marinating in your own filth? Mindy: Danny, come on. Cosmo says that taking a bath together is the #9 way to have a horny autumn. Don't you wanna have a horny autumn? – The Mindy Project, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Mindy: I'm not late! It's 9:19, which is practically 9:15. Which is basically 9. Danny, if anything, I'm early. – The Mindy Project, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Mindy: He thought it was something I had done thousands of times. Like jaywalking, or lying under oath. – The Mindy Project, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Mindy: If you go blind, I'm gonna get so fat. – The Mindy Project, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago

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