Pig One:
This is the secret we've been protecting!?
(The pigs laugh)
Cyril:
You find something funny about a Sneer that gave away all his money?
Pigs:
No sir! No sir!
Cyril:
A Sneer who gave everything away to charity? This statue is an embarrassment to me! It could ruin my image forever!
Pig One:
But sir, why don't you just destroy it?
Cyril:
Destroy it?!?
Pig Two:
Oh yes sir, destroy it!
Cyril:
On top of by being quiet, humble, generous and kind, I also always keep my word.
Flashback of Cyril's Uncle:
Promise me!
Cyril:
I suggest you do the same.
Pigs:
Yes sir.
Cyril:
Because if one breath ever gets out about this, it'll be kicking you off of the 50 yard line at next year's Superbowl! Is that clear?
Pigs:
Yes sir!
Pig One:
Your secret's safe with us sir!
Pig Two:
Our lips are sealed!
Cyril:
So's your fate! Now get this eyesore where no one will ever find it!
