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Pecos Bill:
This ain't nothin' compared to the summer of '88. It was so hot, all the chickens was layin' fried eggs and babies was cryin' sawdust. Things got so bad, the whole state of Texas lit on fire. So I hightailed it up to Kansas...

Paul Bunyan:
Does this story have a point? Or does it just go on and on and on like this stinkin' desert?

Pecos Bill:
Yeah, this story has a point. I blew out the dang fire! You know, I'm gettin' sick and tired of you complaining and whining all the time!

Paul Bunyan:
I'm lost in a giant barbeque pit and I don't know what's going to kill me first: the heat, the thirst, or having' to listen to your inceseant yammerin!

John Henry:
[Kicking Paul with sand] You shut up, shut up, shut up, you over-grown tub of lard!

Paul Bunyan:
You stay out of this you-you contest loser! What did you call me?!

[Paul and Henry start to fight]

John Henry:
You're nothing but a big fat quitter! QUITTER, QUITTER, QUITTER!

Tall Tale  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Pecos Bill:
Harm one hair on that boy's head and you're a dead man, Stiles.

J.P. Stiles:
I got no quarrel with you, cowboy, or your friends.

Pecos Bill:
You sure got a peculiar way of showing it.

J.P. Stiles:
[to Daniel] The deed.

Pecos Bill:
You can't have the -

Daniel Hackett:
[pulls the deed from his jacket] We don't have a prayer. We never did.

Pecos Bill:
If that's your way of thinking, I reckon we don't.

J.P. Stiles:
You don't stop progress, cowboy. That's the difference between me and you. I can adjust to the times. You can't.

Paul Bunyan:
Don't listen to him, Daniel.

John Henry:
We can beat this thing yet.

Pecos Bill:
You've just got to believe, boy.

Daniel Hackett:
[hesitates, turns to Pecos, John and Paul] Where do you get off telling me what to do? Where do any of you get off telling people how to live?!

J.P. Stiles:
That's it, boy. That's the spirit!

Pecos Bill:
Don't lose the dream, Daniel.

John Henry:
You don't know what you can do until you try.

Paul Bunyan:
Don't give up on yourself, kid.

Daniel Hackett:
You all are nothing! Just a bunch of tall tales that my pa made up! [turns to Pecos Bill] And you are nothing but hot air.

J.P. Stiles:
I ain't got all day, boy. Time is money.

Pecos Bill:
Don't do it, Daniel.

Tall Tale  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

J.P. Stiles:
Well, I see your pa sent a boy to do a man's job.

Daniel Hackett:
I come of my own accord!

J.P. Stiles:
The time for deeds is over, kid. Get off the track.

Daniel Hackett:
I'm telling you... to get out of Paradise Valley!

J.P. Stiles:
A little speck of dust like you? You really think you can stop all this? [showcasing the train and tunnel]

Daniel Hackett:
Well, maybe not, but I sure am going to give it my best shot!

J.P. Stiles:
All right. Have it your way, then. [to the engineers] Run him over. [pause] I said, run him over!

Tall Tale  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Daniel Hackett:
John Henry! Where have you been?!

John Henry:
[holding the train back] Just waiting for you to make your move, Daniel. Just waiting for your to make your move.

Tall Tale  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

J.P. Stiles:
Mister, I got no fight with you.

Pecos Bill:
Naw, defenseless youngins' and farmers are more your style.

J.P. Stiles:
Mister, you just killed yourself.

Tall Tale  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

J.P. Stiles:
Boy, be reasonable! You know we're gonna win in the end! [Daniel moves to strike the pillar] Stop! Just stop. All right, all right. I admit it. You got me over a barrel. My back's to the wall. Name your price.

Daniel Hackett:
I ain't interested!

J.P. Stiles:
You fool! There'll be others just like me, and more after them and after them. Long as there's a profit to be made, we'll never stop. We're comin'!

Daniel Hackett:
Not through our land!

Tall Tale  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jean Girard:
[After breaking Ricky's arm] Your injury is one of ignorance and pride. Au revoir!

Cal:
Now you just hold it right there Mr. Fancypants Foreigner, you just broke my bro's arm, now you're about to get tasered. [Takes out a taser; Jean grabs a pool stick and prepares to fight] Say hello to Dr. Watts!

Ricky Bobby:
Get him Cal.

Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Eugene Fitzherbert (narrating):
This is the story of how I died...and went to Heaven!!! Okay, so the Kingdom of Corona, to be exact, but hey, let's not get hung up on semantics. Once upon a time, a single drop of sunlight fell from the heavens You know what? I'm just gonna give you the rapid-fire shorthand here. The sundrop created a golden flower with healing powers, creepy, old, Mother Gothel sang a song to said flower to regain her youth. Yada, yada, yada, the queen got sick, flower healed queen, queen gave birth to Rapunzel, who was born with the flower's magical healing powers, and everything was all flying lanterns and cheering subjects, until Gothel stole the princess and kept her locked in a tower for 18 long years. Then the princess was rescued by a dashing, steely-eyed, suave, smoldering, devilishly charming rogue. Now, some people might have called him a thief, but I always preferred the term "misunderstood good guy." You see, it wasn't always easy for young —

Princess Rapunzel:
Hey, Eugene, focus.

Eugene:
Huh! Oh, right. Sorry, So the beautiful young maiden - that's you- and the handsome rouge - that's me- made a deal. We followed some lanterns, I saved you from Gothel, you saved me from death, and then you got arguably the world's most overly dramatic haircut. And then -

Rapunzel:
And then I was reunited with my long-lost family. But that is where our new story began. Six months had passed, I was loving life inside the Kingdom of Corona, and my coronation to officially become princess had finally come.

Eugene:
We all had a few surprises that day. Didn't we, sunshine? (Pascal squeaks) Laugh it up, frog.

Rapunzel:
Now, I know what you're all thinking. Yes, Eugene and I did get married. But make no mistake, getting to the wedding day and our happily ever after would be the biggest adventure we would ever face.

Eugene:
Oh, that's good.

Tangled: Before Ever After  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Rapunzel:
Have you ever seen anything so beautiful?

Eugene:
Yes. Yes I have. So how about we make you an official princess?

Rapunzel:
Oh, is that today?

Eugene:
Very funny.

Tangled: Before Ever After  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

(Looks at the view of the rising sun all over the kingdom of Corona)

Rapunzel:
Whoa. Eugene, have you ever seen anything so beautiful?

Eugene:
Yes. Yes I have.

Eugene:
That girl over there.

(points to lovely girl across the land)

Tangled: Before Ever After  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Queen Arianna:
Rapunzel just needs some space. No one said dealing with teenagers would be easy.

King Fredric:
Teenager or not, Arianna, she will be queen one day. I have to prepare her for that.

(Recalls that horrible night, 18 years ago, when his infant daughter was taken)

King Fredric:
Guards! My child! Rapunzel!! (to his wife) I just want to protect her.

Tangled: Before Ever After  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Rapunzel:
What are they?

Cassandra:
Nobody knows. They just sprouted up here about a year ago. And watch this. You might wanna stand back for this.

(Uses her sword on the rock spikes, which breaks with ease and the thorn-like rocks remain intact)

Rapunzel:
Whoa.

Cassandra:
They're unbreakable.

Tangled: Before Ever After  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Cassandra:
Told you I'd get you in and out. Piece of cake.

Rapunzel:
Piece of cake!? Piece of cake? Uh, did you see the 70 feet of "my father's going to kill me" coming from my head?

Tangled: Before Ever After  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Cassandra:
So what are going for here? Maybe a bob, a pixie?

Rapunzel:
Just cut it!

(Cassandra tries to cut Rapunzel's hair but the scissors broke)

Cassandra:
Uh oh.

Rapunzel:
Uh oh? Why "uh oh"? There shouldn't be any "uh ohs". (Cassandra show her the broken scissors) Uh oh.

Tangled: Before Ever After  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Eugene:
Holy hair!

(Sees Rapunzel's regrown 70 feet-long blonde hair all over the bedchamber)

Rapunzel:
Heh. Surprise.

Tangled: Before Ever After  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Rapunzel:
The coronation is in two hours! How am I supposed to cut this hair!?

Cassandra:
I may have an idea.

Tangled: Before Ever After  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Rapunzel:
I have a lot of princess-ing up to do.

(Leaves)

King Fredric:
You're right, Arianna. Teenagers are a whole new frontier.

Tangled: Before Ever After  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Rapunzel:
The Duchess?

Lady Cain:
Oh, I am no duchess.

Rapunzel:
I don't understand.

Lady Cain:
Of course you wouldn't, Rapunzel. But try to follow along. This is all your fault!

Rapunzel:
What?

Lady Cain:
You see, after your untimely disappearance, your father locked every criminal in the kingdom, including a petty thief: My father! I saw him thrown into a cage and hauled away. Never to be seen again!! So now I'm returning the favor. Your turn, Your Majesty.

Tangled: Before Ever After  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Rapunzel:
Dad?

King Fredric:
Rapunzel, stay back.

Rapunzel:
But, Dad!

King Fredric:
As your father and your king I command you to stay put.

Tangled: Before Ever After  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Rapunzel:
Sorry, Dad. I can't stay put.

King Fredric:
Rapunzel!

(Removes the powered wig, letting her 70 feet blonde hair flow all over)

Eugene (to himself):
That's my girl.

Rapunzel:
Let...them...go!

Lady Cain:
Heh. It's amazing what you can hide under those wigs isn't it, Princess? Come on! Let's move out!!

Tangled: Before Ever After  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Lady Cain:
Now you're just making me angry!

Rapunzel:
Good 'cause I'm just getting started!

Tangled: Before Ever After  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

King Fredric:
Rapunzel! Your hair!

Rapunzel:
I know! We'll talk about it latter! Please get somewhere safe, and take care of Mom!

King Fredric:
Rapunzel!

Tangled: Before Ever After  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Lady Cain:
"You have no idea who you're dealing with!"

Rapunzel:
"Believe me! I've dealt with much worse!"

Tangled: Before Ever After  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Eugene:
Whoa, Lady Cain, it's impolite to leave in the middle of a party.

Cassandra:
You think you'd know that.

Tangled: Before Ever After  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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