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Tantor:
Y'know, I've been thinking lately that Tarzan might be some subspecies of elephant.

Terk:
What are you, crazy? An elephant?!

Tantor:
Listen to me. Think about it. He enjoys a peanut, I enjoy a peanut.

Terk:
He looks nothin' like ya!

Tarzan  Movie Quote

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Clayton:
[clears his throat] Where are the gorillas? [Tarzan plays with his mustache] GO-REE-LUHZ!

Tarzan:
[imitates Clayton] GO-REE-LUHZ!

Jane:
Shouting won't help, Mr. Clayton. He doesn't understand English.

Clayton:
Then I'll make him understand. If I can teach a parrot to sing "God save the Queen", I can certainly teach this savage a thing or two. [draws a crude gorilla on Jane's chalkboard and points to it with the chalk] Gorilla.

Tarzan:
[takes the chalk and examines it] Gor-illa!

Professor Porter:
[excited] Oh! Oh! He's got it!

Tarzan:
Gor-illa! [proceeds to scribble wildly on the chalkboard] Gorrrrr-illllla!

Professor Porter:
Oh, perhaps not...

Clayton:
[grabs chalk] No! No no no no! [Tarzan grabs the chalk back]

Tarzan:
[imitating Clayton] No! No no no no! [they both bicker and fight over the chalk until Jane grabs it]

Jane:
Mr. Clayton, I think I'll take it from here.

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Tarzan:
Terk, all you have to do is get Kerchak out of the way.

Terk:
What?!

Tantor:
Well, I'd be happy to get Kerch--

Terk:
[Grabs Tantor's trunk to shut him up] Hey! Shut your trunk, and get me outta here! [Tantor does so] Can you believe that guy? Drops us like a newborn giraffe - kerplop! - now waltzes in here and expects us to just-- [Tarzan lands in front of her]

Tarzan:
Terk, I'm asking you as a friend.

Terk:
[Grimacing at Tarzan's pleading face] Argh... Aah... with the face and the eyes and the... AH! All right! But don't make me do anything embarrassing. [Cut to Terk bursting out of the bushes in Jane's dress] I'M GONNA KILL HIM!!!!

Tantor:
[with his trunk disguised has Professor Porter] Actually, I thought that dress was rather slimming on you.

Terk:
Oh, really? I thought it was a little revealing...

[they both hear Kerchak's roar and run]

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Clayton:
So sorry about the rude welcome, old boy, but I couldn't have you making a scene when we put your furry friends in their cages!

Tarzan:
Why?

Clayton:
Why? For £300 sterling a head. Actually, I have you to thank, old boy. Couldn't have done it without you.

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Tantor:
I've never felt so alive!

Terk:
Good! 'Cause I'm gonna kill ya!

Tarzan  Movie Quote

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[Kerchak is on the verge of death]

Tarzan:
Kerchak, forgive me.

Kerchak:
No. Forgive me, for not understanding... that you have always been one of us. Our family will look to you now.

Tarzan:
No. Kerchak!

Kerchak:
Take care of them... my son. Take care of them. [dies]

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Tarzan:
The Zugor, RUN, IT'S THE ZUGOR!!!

[Zugor and Tarzan scream as they run into Zugor's tree, but Zugor angrily kicks Tarzan out of his tree]

Zugor:
My Tree. Stay Out!

Tarzan:
But You Gotta Let Me---

Zugor:
NO, GO AWAY!!!

Tarzan:
Please.

Zugor:
NO!!!

Tarzan:
If I stay out here, the Zugor might will get me!

Zugor:
Boo-hoo for you!

Tarzan:
You gotta help me! It's got to. [Tarzan hearing the creepy forest echoing sounds that, Tarzan climb in the tree and he sniffing] Mom.

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[In the Dark Mountain, Mama Gunda, Uto and Kago after scares away from Zugor]

Mama Gunda:
Okay, my babies. There you go climb in. [Uto sits on the rock and lay down on the rock and Kago lay down too] Oh, it's been another big day for my 2 little boys, hasn't it?

Uto:
The Zugor scared us, Ma.

Mama Gunda:
Oh, I know, dear.

Kago:
Didn't scare me.

Uto:
Did too.

Kago:
[yawning] Did not.

Uto:
Did too. [yawning]

Kago:
[another yawning] Did not.

[Mama Gunda want a bedtime stories peaceful comfortable each other]

Uto:
Ma?

Mama Gunda:
Yes, dear?

Uto:
Tell us a story.

Mama Gunda:
All right. If I tell you a story, will you go to sleep for Mama?

Uto and Kago:
Yes, ma'am.

Mama Gunda:
Well, then, let's see. All right. Once upon a time, there was a family of 3-- Oh, I don't know, 3...

Uto:
Silly little froggies?

Mama Gunda:
All right, dear. Once upon a time, there was a family of 3 little frogs. One of them was a tiny bit dim.

Uto:
Which one?

Mama Gunda:
And one was a teensy bit violent.

Kago:
I like that one.

Mama Gunda:
And some might say the mama was just a tad controlling...but I disagree.

Kago:
Do alligators eat the frogs? [chuckles evil]

Uto:
Oh, no. Don't let the froggies get eaten. Have them fly away.

Mama Gunda:
It's all right, Uto. They don't get eaten. [Uto stick your tongue out to Kago gets anger] But, the 3 little frogs were all alone in a great big world, hopping from pond to pond.

Uto:
Hippety-hop.

[Kago angrily frustrated to him about the frogs]

Mama Gunda:
Just trying to find somewhere, where they'd be wanted. But every place they went, they were KICKED OUT!

Kago:
Maybe the frogs need to SMASH some heads, Ma!

Uto:
Yeah!

Mama Gunda:
The frogs ended up in a horrible valley, [Kago smash it] terrorized by a monster, with next to nothing to [Uto smash his himself with the rock and Kago roars] eat or drink and only pointy rocks TO SLEEP ON!!! [She deeps breath, Uto and Kago laughing each other in dark mountain, Mama Gunda back on bedstories] So.

Uto and Kago:
[They stopped smashing] Huh?

Mama Gunda:
Tomorrow, she's gonna find her froggies a new home. And this time, anyone who gets in her way is gonna feel the TERRIBLE WRATH OF MAMA FROG!!!

[Uto smash and broke the pillow again, but Kago still smash in the dark mountain]

Uto:
Mom, I broke my pillow. Again.

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[as Zugor confronts Mama Gunda]

Zugor:
You have BEAUTIFUL EYES!

Mama Gunda:
Why, that was the nicest thing to say.

Zugor:
[gets shocked and covers his mouth with both of his hands]

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Travis:
I can't sleep nights.

Personnel Officer:
There's porno theaters for that.

Travis:
I know. I tried that.

Personnel Officer:
So whaddaya do now?

Travis:
I ride around nights mostly. Subways, buses. Figure you know, I'm gonna do that, I might as well get paid for it.

Personnel Officer:
Wanna work uptown nights - South Bronx, Harlem?

Travis:
I'll work any time, anywhere.

Personnel Officer:
Will ya work Jewish holidays?

Travis:
Any time, anywhere.

Personnel Officer:
All right. Let me see your chauffeur's license. How's your driving record?

Travis:
It's clean, real clean - like my conscience...

Taxi Driver  Movie Quote

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Tom:
Now look, you have to emphasize the mandatory welfare program. That's the issue that should be pushed.

Betsy:
First push the man, then the issue. Senator Palantine is a dynamic man, an intelligent, interesting, fresh, fascinating...

Tom:
Forgot sexy.

Betsy:
...man. I did not forget sexy.

Tom:
Listen to what you're saying. You sound like you're selling mouthwash.

Betsy:
We are selling mouthwash.

Tom:
Are we authorized to do that?

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Betsy:
And why do you feel that you have to volunteer to me?

Travis:
[smiling slightly] Because I think that you are the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.

Betsy:
[pause] Thanks. But what do you think of Palantine? ...Charles Palantine, the man you're volunteering to help elect President.

Travis:
Well, I'm sure he'd make a good President. I don't know exactly what his policies are, but I'm sure he'd make a good one.

Betsy:
Do you want to canvass?

Travis:
Yeah, I'll canvass.

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Travis:
I'll tell you why. I think you're a lonely person. I drive by this place a lot and I see you here. I see a lot of people around you. And I see all these phones and all this stuff on your desk. It means nothing. Then when I came inside and I met you, I saw in your eyes and I saw the way you carried yourself that you're not a happy person. And I think you need something. And if you want to call it a friend, you can call it a friend.

Betsy:
Are you gonna be my friend?

Travis:
Yeah. What do ya say? It's a little hard standing here and asking...Five minutes, that's all, just outside. Right around here. I'm there to protect ya. [He quickly flexes both arms, causing her to laugh] Come on, just take a little break.

Betsy:
I have a break at four o'clock and if you're here...

Travis:
Four o'clock today?

Betsy:
Yes.

Travis:
I'll be here.

Betsy:
I'm sure you will.

Travis:
All right, four p.m.

Betsy:
Right.

Travis:
Outside in front?

Betsy:
Yeah.

Travis:
OK. Oh my name is Travis. [He extends his hand to her] Betsy?

Betsy:
Travis.

Travis:
Appreciate this, Betsy.

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Concession Girl:
Can I help you?

Travis:
Yeah, what's your name? My name's Travis.

Concession Girl:
That's nice, what can do for you?

Travis:
I'd like to know what your name is, what's your name?

Concession Girl:
Give me a break.

Travis:
You can tell me what your name is, I'm not going to do anything.

Concession Girl:
Do you want me to call the manager.

Travis:
You don't have to call the manager, I mean I'm just asking...

Concession Girl:
Troy!

Travis:
Alright, okay, I'm just, okay. Can I have Chuckles? Do you have any jujus? They last longer, I'd like to get some jujus.

Concession Girl:
What you see is what we got.

Travis:
I'll take these. Coca-Cola?

Concession Girl:
We don't have Coca-Cola, Royal Crown Cola is all we got. $1.85.

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Travis:
I know what you mean. I've got the same problems. I gotta get organized. Oh little things, like my apartment, my possessions. I should get one of those signs that says 'One of these days I'm gonna get organizized.'

Betsy:
You mean 'organized'?

Travis:
Organiziezed. Organiziezed - it's a joke. O-R-G-A-N-E-Z-I-E-Z-D.

Betsy:
Oh, you mean 'Organizized'. Like those little signs they have in offices that say "Thimk".

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Betsy:
You know what you remind me of?

Travis:
What?

Betsy:
That song by Kris Kristofferson. [She's referring to the song Pilgrim Chapter 33]

Travis:
Who's that?

Betsy:
A songwriter. 'He's a prophet...he's a prophet and a pusher, partly truth, partly fiction. A walking contradiction.'

Travis:
You sayin' that about me?

Betsy:
Who else would I be talkin' about?

Travis:
I'm no pusher. I never have pushed.

Betsy:
No, no. Just the part about the contradictions. You are that.

Taxi Driver  Movie Quote

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Travis:
I'm one of your biggest supporters, you know. I tell everybody that comes in this taxi that they have to vote for you.

Palantine:
Why thank you - [Pleased, he glances to check Travis' picture, identification and license posted in the rear seat] - Travis.

Travis:
I'm sure you're gonna win sir. Everybody I know is gonna vote for ya. You know in fact, I was gonna put one of your stickers in my taxi but you know, the company said it was against their policy. But they don't know anything, you know. They're a bunch of jerks.

Palantine:
Let me tell you something. I have learned more about America from riding in taxi cabs than in all the limos in the country...Can I ask you something, Travis?

Travis:
Sure.

Palantine:
What is the one thing about this country that bugs you the most?

Travis:
Well, I don't know. I don't follow political issues that closely, sir. I don't know.

Palantine:
Oh but there must be something.

Travis:
Well. [He thinks] Whatever it is, you should clean up this city here, because this city here is like an open sewer you know. It's full of filth and scum. And sometimes I can hardly take it. Whatever-whoever becomes the President should just [Travis honks the horn] really clean it up. You know what I mean? Sometimes I go out and I smell it, I get headaches it's so bad, you know...They just never go away you know...It's like...I think that the President should just clean up this whole mess here. You should just flush it right down the fuckin' toilet.

Palantine:
Well, uh, I think I know what you mean Travis. But it's not gonna be easy. We're gonna have to make some radical changes.

Travis:
Damn straight.

Palantine:
Nice talkin' to you, Travis. [They shake hands]

Travis:
Nice talking to you sir. You're a good man. I know you're gonna win.

Taxi Driver  Movie Quote

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Betsy:
You've got to be kidding.

Travis:
What?

Betsy:
This is a dirty movie.

Travis:
No, no, this is, this is a movie that, uh, a lot of couples come to, all kinds of couples go here.

Betsy:
Are you sure about that?

Travis:
Sure. I've seen 'em all the time.

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Travis:
Where are you going?

Betsy:
Have to leave now.

Travis:
Why?

Betsy:
I don't know why I came in here. I don't like these movies.

Travis:
Well, I mean, I, you know, I didn't know that you, you would feel that way about this movie. I don't know much about movies, but if I...

Betsy:
Are these the only kind of movies you go to?

Travis:
Well, yeah, I mean I come - this is not so bad.

Betsy:
Taking me to a place like this is about as exciting to me as saying: 'Let's fuck.'

Travis:
Uh. There are other places I can take you. There are plenty of other movies I can take you to. I don't know much about them but I could take you to other places...

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Travis:
Why won't you talk to me? Why don't you answer my calls when I call? You think I don't know you're here.

Tom:
Let's not have any trouble.

Travis:
You think I don't know. You think I don't know.

Tom:
Would you please leave?

Travis:
Get your hands off. [to Betsy] You're in a hell, and you're gonna die in hell like the rest of 'em! You're like the rest of 'em.

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Wizard:
Then I picked up these two fags, you know. They're goin' downtown. They're wearing these rhinestone t-shirts. And they start arguin'. They start yellin'. The other says: 'You bitch.'...I say: 'Look, I don't care what you do in the privacy of your own home behind closed doors - this is an American free country, we got a pursuit of happiness thing, you're consenting, you're adult. BUT, you know, uh, you know, in my fucking cab, don't go bustin' heads, you know what I mean? God love you, do what you want.'

Dough Boy:
Tell 'em to go to California, 'cause out in California when two fags split up, one's got to pay the other one alimony.

Wizard:
Not bad. Ah, they're way ahead out there, you know in California. So I had to tell 'em to get out of the fuckin' cab.

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Travis:
Well, I know you and I ain't talked too much, you know, but I figured you've been around a lot so you could...

Wizard:
Shoot. That's why they call me the Wizard.

Travis:
I got, it's just that I got a, I got a...

Wizard:
Things uh, things got ya down?

Travis:
Yeah.

Wizard:
Yeah, it happens to the best of us.

Travis:
Yeah, I got me a real down, real...I just wanna go out and, and you know like really, really, really do somethin'.

Wizard:
The taxi life you mean?

Travis:
Yeah, well. Naw, I don't know. I just wanna go out. I really, you know, I really wanna, I got some bad ideas in my head, I just...

Wizard:
Look, look at it this way, you know uh, a man, a man takes a job, you know, and that job, I mean like that, and that it becomes what he is. You know like uh, you do a thing and that's what you are. Like I've been a, I've been a cabbie for seventeen years, ten years at night and I still don't own my own cab. You know why? 'Cause I don't want to. I must be what I, what I want. You know, to be on the night shift drivin' somebody else's cab. Understand? You, you, you become, you get a job, you you become the job. One guy lives in Brooklyn, one guy lives in Sutton Place, you get a lawyer, another guy's a doctor, another guy dies, another guy gets well, and you know, people are born. I envy you your youth. Go out and get laid. Get drunk, you know, do anything. 'Cause you got no choice anyway. I mean we're all fucked, more or less you know.

Travis:
Yeah, I don't know. That's about the dumbest thing I ever heard.

Wizard:
I'm not Bertrand Russell. Well what do ya want. I'm a cabbie you know. What do I know? I mean, I don't even know what the fuck you're talkin' about.

Travis:
Yeah I don't know. Maybe I don't know either.

Wizard:
Don't worry so much. Relax Killer, you're gonna be all right. I know I seen a lot of people and uh, I know.

Travis:
That's the dumbest thing I ever heard.

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Andy:
There you go - a supreme high re-sale weapon. Look at that. Look at that. That's a beauty. I could sell those guns to some jungle bunny in Harlem for five hundred bucks. But I just deal high-quality goods to the right people. How about that? This might be a little too big for practical purposes in which case for you, I'd recommend .38 snub nose. Look at this. Look at it. That's a beautiful little gun. It's nickel-plated, snub nose, otherwise the same as the service revolver. That'll stop anything that moves. The Magnum - they use that in Africa for killin' elephants. That .38 - it's a fine gun. Some of these guns are like toys. That .38 - you go out and hammer nails with it all day, come back and it will cut dead center on target every time. It's got a really nice action to it and a heck of a whallop. You interested in a automatic? It's a Colt .25 Automatic. It's a nice little gun. It's a beautiful little gun. It holds six shots in the clip, one shot in the chamber, if you're dumb enough to put a round in the chamber. Here, look at this. 380 Walther, holds eight shots in the clip. That's a nice gun. Now that's a beautiful little gun. Look at that. During World War II, they used this gun to replace the P38. Just given out to officers. Ain't that a little honey?

Travis:
How much for everything?

Andy:
Only a jack-ass would carry that cannon in the streets like that. Here. Here's a beautiful hand-made holster I had made in Mexico. $40 dollars...How about dope? Grass. Hash. Coke. Mescaline. Downers. Nebutol. Tuinal. Chloral Hydrates? How about any Uppers? Amphetamines.

Travis:
No I'm not interested in that stuff.

Andy:
Crystal meth. I can get ya crystal meth. Nitrous oxide. How about that? How about a Cadillac? I get ya a brand new Cadillac. With the pink slip for two grand.

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Travis:
Hey, you're a Secret Service man aren't ya? Huh?

Agent:
Just waiting for the Senator.

Travis:
You're waiting for the Senator? Oh! That's a very good answer. Shit! I'm waitin' for the sun to shine. Yeah. No, the reason I, I asked if you were a Secret Service man, I won't say anything, because I ...I saw some suspicious looking people over there. [Travis points away]' Yeah, they were over there, right over there. They were just here, uh. They were very, very, uh...

Agent:
...suspicious...

Travis:
Yeah. Is it hard to get to be in the Secret Service?

Agent:
Why?

Travis:
Well, I was just curious, because I think I'd be good at it. Very observant. I was in the Marine Corps you know, I'm good with crowds. I'm noticin' the little pin there. [Looking at the agent's lapel] That's like a signal isn't it?

Agent:
Sort of.

Travis:
A signal. A secret signal for the Secret Service. Hey, what kind of guns do you guys carry? .38s, .45s, .357 Magnums, somethin' bigger maybe?

Agent:
Look, uh, if you're really interested, if you give me your name and address, we'll send you all the information on how to apply. How's that?

Travis:
You will?

Agent:
Sure. [The agent takes out a notepad]

Travis:
OK. Why not? My name is Henry Krinkle. K-R-I-N-K-L-E. 154 Hopper Avenue.

Agent:
Hopper?

Travis:
Yeah. You know like a rabbit, hip, hop. Ha, ha. Fair Lawn, New Jersey.

Agent:
Is there a zip code to that Henry?

Travis:
Yeah, 610452. OK?

Agent:
That's, uh, six digits.

Travis:
Oh, well 61045.

Agent:
OK.

Travis:
I was thinking of my telephone number.

Agent:
Well, I've got it all. Henry, we'll get all the stuff right out to you.

Travis:
Thanks a lot. Hey, great. Thanks a lot. Hell, Jesus. Be careful today.

Agent:
Right. Will do.

Travis:
You have to be careful in and around a place like this. Bye.

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