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[from trailer]

Jesus:
Neil Patrick Harris! Welcome to Heaven! I'm Jesus.

Neil Patrick Harris:
Jesus...?

Jesus:
[Holds up crucifix around his neck] Christ. I practically run this place.

Neil Patrick Harris:
Oh, for reals?

Jesus:
Well, my dad owns it, but I sort of–

Neil Patrick Harris:
Ha-ha, you're one of those.

A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Scottie:
It's because of this fear of heights I have, this acrophobia. I wake up at night seeing that man fall from the roof and I try to reach out to him, it's just...

Midge:
It wasn't your fault.

Scottie:
I know. That's what everybody tells me.

Midge:
Johnny, the doctors explained to you.

Scottie:
I know. I know. I have acrophobia which gives me vertigo and I get dizzy. Boy, what a moment to find out I had it!

Midge:
Well, you've got it and there's no losing it. And there's no one to blame, so why quit?

Scottie:
You mean and sit behind a desk, chair-bound...

Midge:
...where you belong.

Scottie:
What about my acrophobia? What about... Now, suppose, suppose I'm sitting in this chair behind a desk, here's the desk, and a pencil falls from the desk down to the floor, and I reach down to pick up the pencil - BINGO - my acrophobia's back.

Midge:
[Laughing.] Oh, Johnny-O.

Vertigo  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Elster:
Is it a permanent, physical disability?

Scottie:
No, no. It just means that I can't climb stairs that are too steep or go to high places like the bar at the Top of the Mark. But there are plenty of street-level bars in this town.

Vertigo  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Scottie:
Don't you think it's a waste, to wander separately?

Madeleine:
Only one is a wanderer. Two together are always going somewhere.

Scottie:
No, I don't think that's necessarily true.

Vertigo  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Madeleine:
Why did you run?

Scottie:
Well, I'm responsible for you now. You know, the Chinese say that once you've saved a person's life, you're responsible for it forever. So, I'm committed. I have to know.

Madeleine:
There's so little that I know.

Vertigo  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Madeleine:
There's a tower and a bell and a garden below. It seems to be in Spain, a village in Spain, it clicks off, it's gone.

Scottie:
A portrait. Do you see a portrait?

Madeleine:
No.

Scottie:
If I could just find the key, the beginning and put it together...

Madeleine:
...to explain it away? There is a way to explain it you see. If I'm mad, that would explain it, wouldn't it?

...

Madeleine:
Oh Scottie. I'm not mad. I'm not mad. I don't want to die. There's someone within me and she says I must die. Oh Scottie, don't let me go.

Scottie:
I'm here. I've got you.

Madeleine:
I'm so afraid. [They kiss] Don't leave me. Stay with me.

Scottie:
All the time.

Vertigo  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Madeleine:
[describing her dream] It was so very clear for the first time, all of it...It was a village square in a green with trees and an old white-washed Spanish church with a cloister. Across the green, there was a big gray wooden house with a porch and shutters and a balcony above, a small garden, and next to it a livery stable with old carriages lined up inside...At the end of the green, there was a white-washed stone house with a lovely pepper tree at the corner...

Scottie:
And an old wooden hotel from the old California days? And a saloon, dark, low ceilings, with hanging oil lamps?

Madeleine:
Yes.

Scottie:
It's all there. It's no dream. You've been there before. You've seen it.

Madeleine:
No never!

Vertigo  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Scottie:
Madeleine, where are you now?

Madeleine:
Here with you.

Scottie:
And it's all real. It's not merely as it was 100 years ago, or a year ago, or six months ago, or whenever it was you were here to see it. Now, Madeleine, think of when you were here.

Vertigo  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Scottie:
I love you, Madeleine.

Madeleine:
I love you too. It's too late.

Scottie:
No, no, we're together.

Madeleine:
It's too late, there's something I must do.

Scottie:
No, there is nothing you must do. There is nothing you must do. No one possesses you. You're safe with me.

Madeleine:
No, it's too late.

...

Madeleine:
Look, it's not fair. It's too late. It wasn't supposed to happen this way. It shouldn't have happened.

Scottie:
But it had to happen. We're in love. That's all that counts.

Madeleine:
Look. Let me go. Please let me go.

Scottie:
Listen to me. Listen to me.

Madeleine:
You believe I love you?

Scottie:
Yes.

Madeleine:
And if you lose me, then you'll know I, I loved you. And I wanted to go on loving you.

Scottie:
I won't lose you.

Vertigo  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Judy:
If... if I let you change it, will that do it? If I do what you tell me, will you love me?

Scottie:
Yes. Yes.

Vertigo  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Scottie:
No, no, I have to tell you about Madeleine now. [points to the livery stable] Right there... We stood there and I kissed her for the last time. And she said, 'If you lose me, you'll know that I loved you and wanted to keep on loving you.' And I said, 'I won't lose you.' But I did. And then she turned and ran into the church. [forces Judy towards the church] And when I followed her, it was too late.

Judy:
I don't want to go in there.

[They begin climbing the tower's steps]

Scottie:
I couldn't find her. And then I heard footsteps on the stairs. She was running up to the tower. Right here. You see, she was running up the stairs and through the trap door at the top of the tower. And I tried to follow her, but I couldn't get to the top. I tried but I couldn't get to the top. One doesn't often get a second chance. I want to stop being haunted. You're my second chance, Judy. You're my second chance.

Judy:
Take me away.

Scottie:
You look like Madeleine now. Go up the stairs...Go up the stairs! Go up the stairs, Judy, and I'll follow. This was as far as I could get...but you went on, remember? The necklace Madeleine, that was the slip. I remember the necklace.

Vertigo  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Scottie:
But you knew that day that I wouldn't be able to follow you, didn't you? Who was up there when you got up there? Elster and his wife?

Judy:
Yes!

Scottie:
Yes! And she was the one who died! The real wife, not you! You were the copy. You were the counterfeit, weren't you? Was she dead or alive when you got there?

Judy:
Dead! Dead! He'd broken her neck!

Scottie:
He'd broken her neck. He wasn't taking any chances, was he? So when you got up there, he pushed her off the tower. But it was you that screamed. Why did you scream?

Judy:
I wanted to stop it, Scottie! I ran up to stop it! I...

Scottie:
You wanted to stop it. Why did you scream? Since you tricked me so well up to then? You played the wife very well, Judy. He made you over, didn't he? He made you over just like I made you over. Only better. Not only the clothes and the hair. But the looks and the manner and the words. And those beautiful phony trances. And you jumped into the Bay, didn't you? I'll bet you're a wonderful swimmer, aren't you? Aren't you? Aren't you?

Judy:
Yes!

Scottie:
And then what did he do? Did he train you? Did he rehearse you? Did he tell you exactly what to do and what to say? You were a very apt pupil, too, weren't you? You were a very apt pupil. Why did you pick on me? Why me?

Judy:
Your accident! Your...

Scottie:
The accident! I was the set-up. I was the set-up, wasn't I? I was a made-to-order witness. I was...

Vertigo  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Scottie:
So this is where it happened. The two of you hid back there and waited for it to clear, and then you sneaked down and drove into town, is that it? And then, you were his girl, huh? Well, what happened to ya? What happened to ya? Did he ditch ya? [off her silence] Oh Judy, with all of his wife's money and all that freedom and that power and he ditched you. What a shame! But he knew he was safe. He knew you couldn't talk. Did he give you anything?

Judy:
Just some money.

Scottie:
And the necklace. Carlotta's necklace. There was where you made your mistake, Judy. You shouldn't keep souvenirs of a killing. You shouldn't have been... You shouldn't have been that sentimental. I loved you so, Madeleine.

Judy:
Scottie, I was safe when you found me. There was nothing that you could prove. When I saw you again, I couldn't run away. I loved you so. I walked into danger, let you change me because I loved you and I wanted you. Oh, Scottie, oh Scottie, please. You love me. Please keep me safe, please...

Scottie:
It's too late. It's too late. There's no bringing her back.

Vertigo  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Tina:
You know it's 500, right?

Mike:
Yeah. Oh, yeah, no problem. Yeah, I mean... 500 of my dollars?

Tina:
Right. Right.

Mike:
But I thought... Boyd didn't pay?

Tina:
No, Boyd didn't pay. It's 500.

Mike:
Cool.

Tina:
Straight sex, nothing kinky. Just...

Mike:
No, no, no. I'm not gonna try to use you as a hand puppet or anything. I just wanna...

Tina:
Okay.

Mike:
...make sweet love to you because you have no idea what you've gotten into.

Very Bad Things  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Boyd:
Now, let's just take a second here and take a hold of the situation and review our options.

Adam:
We'll call the police!

Boyd:
Call the police. Good. That's one option.

Adam:
That's not an option! This is not multiple choice, here!

Boyd:
Yes, it is. There are always options, Adam. Nobody knows she's here. I called her personally. Nobody knows.

Adam:
Her blood is all over the bathroom! Don't you think we got a little bit of a DNA problem here?

Boyd:
It's a marble floor. We can clean it up. A simple vote. We've got two choices. One: we clean up this mess, right now, bury it out in the desert, go home, and never look back - or, we can easily call the police, roll the dice, take our chances, and pray to God that it's only Michael who falls.

[Michael looks up, stricken]

Boyd:
Our choices are simple: desert - or police.

Very Bad Things  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Security Guard:
[seeing the mess in the room] What the hell gets into you people?

Boyd:
[cheerfully] Drugs and alcohol.

Security Guard:
[grins] Well, I got no problem with that.

Very Bad Things  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Laura:
Are you calling me from jail?

Kyle:
Not yet...

Very Bad Things  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Victoria:
In spite of what you think, Monsieur Labisse, there are professions where practice *does* make perfect. [she hits a high note, causing Labisse's wine glass to shatter, and leaves angrily]

Labisse:
What in hell was that?

Toddy:
B flat.

Victor/Victoria  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Hotel Manager:
You promised to pay me on Tuesday, then on Wednesday, then on Thursday...

Victoria:
[pointing at his bib] What's that?

Hotel Manager:
What?

[Victoria runs a finger over a food stain and tastes it]

Victoria:
Spaghetti?

Hotel Manager:
Uh, yes, with meatballs.

Victoria:
I'll sleep with you for a meatball.

Hotel Manager:
You would?

Victoria:
Oh, missed your chance. [faints]

Victor/Victoria  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Victoria:
The bourguignon was just a little tough.

Waiter:
Maybe the way you are eating your jaws are getting tired.

Toddy:
Speaking of overworked jaws, why don't you treat yours to a sabbatical and fetch me a wine list?

Victoria:
[holding up her wine glass] This is all they have.

Toddy:
This? The last time I saw a specimen like this, they had to shoot the horse!

Waiter:
How lucky can you get? In one evening a Rockefeller... and a Groucho Marx.

Toddy:
Oh, they didn't shoot a real horse... just a costume with two waiters in it.

Waiter:
I shall think of a sharp retort while I am getting your roast chicken.

Toddy:
It's a wise man who knows when to throw in the towel.

Waiter:
And it is a moron who gives advice to a horse's arse.

Victor/Victoria  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Toddy:
You know it's very strange. At the club I thought you were just about at the end of your rope.

Victoria:
Oh, I was. I am! This is the first decent meal I've had in almost four days.

Toddy:
And you can't pay for it?

Victoria:
Caseé!

Toddy:
And you want me to have dinner with you?

Victoria:
I want you to have the best damn dinner you ever had. Have two! I started off with the roast chicken and I segued to boeuf bourguignon, it's anybody's guess what I could end up with.

Toddy:
Oh, I'd guess about thirty days.

Victoria:
If all goes well, I expect to leave here poor, but sated. I have a (lowers voice to a whisper) a bug in my purse. At the appropriate moment it goes in my salad.

Toddy:
It'll never work.

Victoria:
A bug in my salad?

Toddy:
In a place like this, it would be an event if there wasn't a bug in your salad.

Victoria:
What about a... cockroach?

Toddy:
A cockroach!

Victoria:
Shhh! Bigger than your thumb!

Toddy:
Ew, God!

Victor/Victoria  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Norma:
I think that the right woman could reform you.

Toddy:
You know, I think that the right woman could reform you, too.

Norma:
(laughs)Me? Give up men? Forget it!

Toddy:
You took the words right out of my mouth.

Victor/Victoria  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Norma:
[about Squash] You know, I know he's supposed to protect you, but does he have to stay in the same suite with us? I mean I just keep expecting him to break in while we're, uh... while we're making love.

King:
He'd only do that if he heard something unusual. Like if I got excited!

Victor/Victoria  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

(Norma is trying to attack King after he washed her mouth out with soap)

King:
You and your ideas! "Why don't you take her to Paris with you, Boss?"

Squash:
I just thought she'd help you relax!

King:
NEVER help me relax!

Squash:
Then send her home!

King:
Why don't you ever come up with a really good idea?

Squash:
For instance?

King:
YOU send her home!

Victor/Victoria  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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