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Donatello: [Skateboards in the sewers, and then stops to sit down next to Michelangelo] How are you doing? Michelangelo: Fine. Donnie: Nice night. Mikey: Pizza dude's got 30 seconds. Donnie: Hey, Mikey. Did you ever think about what Splinter said tonight? I mean about what it would be like, you know, not having him? Mikey: Hmm. Time's up. $3 off. – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mikey: Yes, friends, the new turbo ginsu. Wa-hoo! [tosses the pizza while Leonardo slices it] It dices, it slices, and it makes French fries and 3 different... [a pizza slice lands on Splinter's head] WHOOPS. Splinter: Mmm, kids. – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Casey Jones: New game, round-head: [pulls out a cricket bat] Cricket. Raphael: Cricket?! Nobody understands cricket! You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket! Casey: I'll teach you! [swings and hits Raphael into a trash can] 6 Runs. Raph: [struggles to get out] Casey: [running] So long, freak! I've got work to do! Raph: [finally free of the can and furious] FREAK?! FREAK?!? [Casey leaps over wall and runs while Raph gives chase before he runs over a taxi cab] Passenger: What the heck was that? Cab driver: Looked like some sort of turtle in a trenchcoat. [passenger is silent] You're going to LaGuardia, right? Raph: [still chasing Casey] Come back here! I'm not finished with you! DAAAAAAAMN! – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[April is called into Sterns' office] Chief Sterns: O'Neal, get in here. April: [to the technician] Time me. Sterns: Just what is it that you hope to accomplish out there, besides busting my chops? April: I think you know just as much as I do about the Foot Clan and I don't think you're doing anything about it. Sterns: You expect me to waste precious manpower because some immigrants are reminded of something that supposedly happened, years ago in Japan?! April: Have you got anything else? Sterns: Are you tryin' to tell me how to DO MY JOB?! [April walks out of Sterns' office as the door shuts] Technician: 1:07, a new record. – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
April: You guys eat pizza? Mikey and Donnie: [simultaneously] Doesn't everybody? – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
April: Will I ever see you guys again? Mikey: Indubitably! Leonardo: Well, that depends on how fast you stock your pizza. – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mikey: Ha-ha! No doubt about it. She loved us! It was the impressions, dudes. Donnie: You wish. Leo: Hold it! – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[after Raphael gets a mention from April on the news] Donnie: Hey, look. Nyuk-nyuk. I think he's blushing. Raph: [angrily] I am NOT. Donnie: I think he's actually turning red. [Raph angrily chucks a Sai into the floor between Donnie's legs] Uh, hmm. Maybe not. – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Watching an argument starting between Leonardo and Raphael] Mikey: Fight? Donnie: Fight. Mikey: Kitchen? Donnie: Kitchen. Mikey: Yeah. [Later, while eating pork rinds] Mikey: [hands him a pork rind] Pork Rind? Donnie: [takes the pork rind] Pork Rind. – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[2 Foot Ninjas are left after Raphael defeats a large number. They look at each other in fright and confusion.] Raphael: I mean, come on, how do you guys expect to beat me? [Camera pans as an overwhelming number of Foot Ninjas leap onto the rooftop.] Good answer. Good answer. – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
April: Hasn't Raph been gone a long time? Donnie: Nah, he does it all the time. He likes it. [scene cuts to Raph being assaulted by the Foot.] April: Are you sure? Donnie: Ah, don't worry. He'll probably be back any minute. [An unconscious Raph is thrown through the skylight, landing at Donnie's feet] April: Raph! Is he...? Leonardo: No, he's alive, barely. April: Oh, God. – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Leo: [about Casey] Who the heck is that? Mikey: Wayne Gretzky, on steroids? – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
April: What did you do, did you take classes in insensitivity? Casey: Hey, I was just trying to break it to you easy. April: Oh, well, you failed miserably! Casey: Hey, Broadzilla, you wouldn't even be standing here if it weren't for me, okay? April: And what do you want, do you want a 'thank you'? Casey: No, it's me who should thank you for that privilege, right? April: Fine! Casey: Yeah. April: Thank you. Casey: No, thank you! April: You're welcome! Casey: You're welcome! [they each march to their separate rooms slamming the doors behind them] Donatello: Gosh, it's kind of like Moonlighting, isn't it? – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mikey: [yawns] Oh, man, I could go for a little deep dish action right about now. Danny: I had some pizza here the other day. There might be some left over. Mikey: [runs over to the table as April laughs, Donnie takes a look at it] Well? Donnie: Question. Mikey: Ugh. Yeah? Donnie: Do you like penicillin on your pizza? Mikey: D'oh! [he and Donnie start humming "Taps"] – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Leo: [Shredder shows up] Does anybody have any idea about who or what this is? Mikey: I don't know. But I'll bet it never has to look for a can opener. The Shredder: You fight well in the old style, but you've caused me enough trouble. Now you face... The Shredder. Donnie: The Shredder? Mikey: Uhh... maybe all that hardware's for making coleslaw. – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Raph: Where's Splinter? Shredder: Ah, the rat. So it has a name. It had a name. Leo: [angrily] YOU LIE! Shredder: [evilly smiles] Do I? [Leo angrily charges toward Shredder, but Shredder flips Leo, and points his yari to Leo's neck] Shredder: [To Raph, Donnie and Mikey] He [Leo] dies. Weapons! [Gestures with his head] NOW!! [Raph, Donnie and Mikey discard their weapons to save Leo.] Fools! [chortles] The three of you may have overpowered me with the loss of but one. Now your fate... WILL BE HIS!! [Brings back his yari and prepares to stab Leo.] Raph, Mikey, and Donnie: NO!!!!!!!!!!!! [Suddenly, Splinter appears startling Shredder] Mikey: Splinter! [Leonardo seeing Shredder in shock rolls away back to the other Turtles] Splinter: Yes, Oroku Saki, I know who you are. We met many years ago, in the home of my master... Hamato Yoshi! [Shredder removes his mask, revealing the scars underneath from their last encounter, revealing him to be Oroku Saki.] Raph: It's him [Oroku Saki]. Oroku Saki: [angrily] You. Now I will finish what I began with YOUR EAR! [attempts to joust Splinter, but his yari is caught in a nunchaku chain and he is hanging over the edge of a building] Splinter: Death comes for us all, Oroku Saki, but something much worse comes for you, for when you die, it will be... [Oroku Saki reaches for the back of his belt, takes out a knife and throws it at Splinter, who dodges and grabs it and, at the same time, releases Shredder, who falls, screaming, into the dustcart] ...without honor. Casey: Oops! [Activates the trash compactor with Shredder inside] – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Leo: We were awesome! Mikey: Bodacious! Ha-ha-ha-ha! Raph: Bitchin'! Donnie: Uh...mmm-mmm. Mikey: Gnarly! Leo: Radical! Raph: Totally tubular, dudes! Mikey: Wicked! Raph: Hellacious! Donnie: Uh... mega... Splinter: Ahem. The Turtles: Huh? Splinter: I have always liked... 'Cowabunga'. Turtles: Hmm? COWABUNGA!! Splinter: [laughs] I made a funny! [laughs again] – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Splinter: Their world can never be ours. Mikey: Uh.... not even pizza? [pause; all 4 looking very concerned] Splinter: Pizza's OK. [The Turtles sigh with relief.] Mikey: Man, give a guy a heart attack. – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Shredder: Yes, come forward! Attack me if you will. When it is over, you will call me "Master!" Tokka: [he and Rahzar look in confusion, until.... ] Mama? – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Leonardo: Hey, guys, huddle. Mikey, you go up the middle. You guys get the sides. Get it? Donny: Got it. Raphael: Good. Mikey: Uhh, I don't get it. – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Leo: Shredder, you gotta listen to reason! You’re gonna destroy us all! Super Shredder: [roars, then lifts up Leonardo] THEN SO BE IT!! – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[The 3 Turtles infiltrate the Shredder's junkyard.] Donnie: The perimeter's quiet. Leo: Yeah, a little too quiet. Mikey: Come on. [The Turtles sneak forward; Donatello takes out two sentries solo] Donnie: Well, that was easy. Leo: Yeah, a little too easy. [They see Raphael tied to a post] Donnie: Look, it's Raph! Mikey: Yeah, a little too Raph. – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Leo: [on Tokka or Rahzar] You take the ugly one! Raph: [on Tokka or Rahzar] No, YOU take the ugly one! Donnie: [on Tokka or Rahzar] I'll take the ugly one! Mikey: [on Tokka or Rahzar] But which one's the ugly one?! – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Keno: So, basically, what you're saying is that you guys were all slimed. Raph: It wasn't slime, it was ooze. And there's more of it out there. Keno: Where? Donnie: Well, we're not sure. There's this clan of ninja thieves. A really secret group that call themselves-- Keno: The Foot?! Donnie: Huh? You've heard of them? Keno: Yeah. Well the word is out on the street that these guys are looking for anybody they can find with martial arts talent, especially teenagers. – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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