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[Valerie is with her sister Judie in her extravagantly decorated house]

Judie:
[digging through a bowl of candy] Hmm, I think bought defective M&M's. You know, some of these are W's. [Valerie looks depressed] Oh c'mon, Val, lighten up! It's Christmas. I know that you're worried about the kids; they're gonna be fine. It's Christmas eve, we're gonna do more decorating...

Valerie:
No, no, Judie. You don't have any more decorating to do.

Judie:
Yes, I have to finish. I have six more boxes of lights in the garage!

Valerie:
This is creepy...

Judie:
You're just poisonous, aren't you? Thanks for being such a great sister.

– Unaccompanied Minors  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Katherine:
We should call Mom.

Spencer:
Yeah, well, she wouldn't drive two-thousand miles to pick us up. [dodges a candy wrapper]

Katherine:
Then let's call Dad.

Spencer:
Oh, yeah. He wouldn't drive four feet to get us!

– Unaccompanied Minors  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Sam:
[answering the telephone] Sam Davenport, Clean Earth Society.

Valerie:
[over the phone] Hi, Sam. It's Val...

Sam:
Oh hey, Val! [checks his wristwatch] Yeah, I'm heading to the airport now to pick up the kids.

Valerie:
Well, you're not going to be able to pick up the kids!

Sam:
What?

Valerie:
Because they're not gonna be able to fly!

Sam:
Val! Val! Calm down

Valerie:
There is all this snow, and there's a blizzard-

Sam:
It's not even snowing out.

[Sam turns to face his window, and sees the blizzard]

Valerie:
Yes it is!

Sam:
[embarrassed] Oh.

– Unaccompanied Minors  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Spencer:
I would like a table for one in the "no little sisters" section, please.

Restaurant Hostess:
Aren't you a little young to be flying by yourself?

Spencer:
Not at all.

– Unaccompanied Minors  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Spencer:
Nachos! My mom never lets me eat those, you know, so an order of those. She's banned all sodas from the house, so extra-, extra-, extra-large root beer.

Restaurant Hostess:
My mom never let me eat mozzarella sticks.

Spencer:
Mine either. Two orders. On to dessert, huh?

Restaurant Hostess:
You don't have a tapeworm, do you?

– Unaccompanied Minors  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Head Guard Hoffman:
[Seeing the mess in the Emergency Equipment Storage] Sweet Jehoshaphat!

Beef:
[points to his Aquaman action figure] He did it!

– Unaccompanied Minors  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Restaurant Hostess:
[returns to find Spencer gone and the bill has been stolen] Oh, you've got to be kidding me. [sees his IOU note, which reads: "IOU $74.38. Please e-mail my dad at Davenport.sam@gmail.com for payment. P.S. The mozzarella sticks are for you."] He didn't even eat the mozzarella sticks.

– Unaccompanied Minors  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Charlie:
So, we're going to the lodge?

Porter:
I think I have an answer to your question; Are you out of your juice-drinking little minds?!

– Unaccompanied Minors  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Donna:
So where are we staying?

Porter:
What's wrong with right here?

Grace:
It smells like a horse died in it.

– Unaccompanied Minors  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Donna:
Watch it, Dr. Evil.

Porter:
Oh no, did I offend you? Well, I don't know what else to call someone who commits grand theft auto, reckless driving and destruction of property all in the course of ten minutes.

Donna:
Someone cooler than you'll ever be.

Porter:
Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! Whoo! That's fantastic! I didn't know we had Ellen DeGeneres in the house! [to Spencer] And what about a young man who orders the heart attack special and can't pay for it? [to Grace] Or a girl who exfoliates herself all over the airport lounge? [to Beef] Then, the abominable snowman who transforms the Emergency Equipment Center into his own private amusement park and then blames it on Aquaman? Aren't you a little too old to be playing with dolls? I mean, what are you, like, forty?

Zach:
Actually, Beef is twelve, sir.

Porter:
Good Lord. And Charlie Goldfinch, my most frequent underage flyer, and formerly model passenger. Karaoke, son? Was it worth it?

Charlie:
I had a song in my heart. [Mr. Porter gives him a look] Oh my gosh, I'm a juvie.

– Unaccompanied Minors  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Beef:
My uncle says that Christmas is when Frosty the Snowman fights with the Devil.

[Everyone stares at him]

Donna:
It talks.

– Unaccompanied Minors  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Flight Attendant:
Girls, the pilots are down in the restaurant and they want to buy us dinner.

Flight Attendant:
Captain Cohen's down there? Never too late for a fifth husband. Let's go girls!

Flight Attendant:
[turn around to leave but stop mid stride] The kids!

Mary Lynn:
Don't worry ma'am, I'm a certified babysitter. I get paid 50 cents an hour.

Flight Attendant:
Mary Lynn, there's a twenty in this for you.

Flight Attendant:
[all the flight attendants leave for the restaurant] Captain Cohen, here I come!

[Once the flight attendants are gone, Katherine tries to leave, but Mary Lynn stops her and blocks the living room]

Mary Lynn:
Oh, no you don't. You are not going anywhere, because I am going to give you a makeover. An extreme makeover! [snarls with a evil smile]

– Unaccompanied Minors  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Beef:
[to Spencer] I'll go get your sister a Christmas tree. [runs off. The others stare after him]

Grace:
We are never gonna see him again, are we?

– Unaccompanied Minors  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Porter:
Please tell me you're gonna stop at the hotel!

Spencer:
Yeah, we are, but you're not!

– Unaccompanied Minors  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Grace:
[putting her glasses on] Once a dork, always a dork.

Spencer:
You are so not a dork.

– Unaccompanied Minors  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Spencer:
[speaking on the walkie-talkie] Hey, guys. Thanks for all the help with my sister. You know, I'm sorry that all your Christmases have to be ruined... because of me. We probably won't see each other again after our flights leave, so I just... wanted to say that I had a really good time, and that I think we make a pretty awesome family. Maybe the thing is, it's just none of our families are meant to stay together... you know? Maybe that's it. Except for you, Grace.

Grace:
[hesitantly] Actually, that's not totally true.

Donna:
I thought your parents weren't divorced?

Grace:
Well, not from each other, but... they sort of divorced me.

Spencer:
[confused] What do you mean?

Grace:
They just don't seem to like it when I'm around... That's why they travel all the time. They're in Paris right now.

Spencer:
So, is that where you're going?

Grace:
No. I'm already home; I live twenty minutes from here. I flew in today from boarding school. I figured it'd be more fun hanging out at the airport, than sitting at home with my nanny. She wanted Christmas off anyway...

Donna:
...Now I'm really depressed.

– Unaccompanied Minors  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[in the air vents]

Donna:
It's really small in here.

Charlie:
I know! It's great, isn't it?

Grace:
[annoyed] Charlie, just because you compensate for your abandonment issues by squeezing yourself into small, womb-like spaces doesn't mean everybody else does. [everyone stares at her] What? My mom's a psychologist.

– Unaccompanied Minors  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Elijah Price:
[Regarding an illustration at Price's art gallery] This is from Fritz Champion's own library. This is before the first issue of the comic book hit the stands in 1968. It's a classic depiction of good versus evil. Notice the square jaw of Slayer - common in most comic book heroes. And the slightly disproportionate size of Jaguaro's body to his head. This again is common, but only in villains... The thing to notice about this piece... The thing that makes it very, very special... is its realistic depiction of its figures. When the characters eventually made it into the magazine they were exaggerated... as always happens. This is vintage.

Customer:
Wrap it up.

Elijah Price:
You've made a considerably wise decision.

Customer:
My kid's gonna go beserk.

Elijah Price:
[Visibly concerned] Once again, please?

Customer:
My son, Jeb. It's a gift for him.

Elijah Price:
How old is Jeb?

Customer:
He's four.

Elijah Price:
No. No, no, no, no, no. You need to go. Now.

Customer:
What did I say?

Elijah Price:
Do you see any Teletubbies in here? Do you see a slender plastic tag clipped to my shirt with my name printed on it? Do you see a little Asian child with a blank expression on his face sitting outside on a mechanical helicopter that shakes when you put quarters in it? No? Well, that's what you see at a toy store. And you must think you're in a toy store, because you're here shopping for an infant named Jeb. Now, one of us has made a gross error and wasted the other person's valuable time. This is an art gallery, my friend. And this is a piece of art.

– Unbreakable  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Joseph Dunn:
Do you think you could've beaten up Bruce Lee?

David Dunn:
No.

Joseph Dunn:
I mean if you knew karate.

David Dunn:
No.

Joseph Dunn:
Well, what if he wasn't allowed to kick and you were really mad at him?

David Dunn:
No, Joseph.

– Unbreakable  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

David Dunn:
I wanted to ask you a question. It's gonna sound a little strange, just think about it for a second, okay?

Audrey Dunn:
Okay.

David Dunn:
When's the last time I was sick? Do you remember?

Audrey Dunn:
Um, I don't know. It's been a while.

David Dunn:
I haven't been sick this year, I know that.

Audrey Dunn:
Okay.

David Dunn:
Do you remember me getting sick?

Audrey Dunn:
Um... not a specific day. What - what's this about?

David Dunn:
Audrey, do you remember me ever getting sick? In the three years we lived in this house? In the old apartment? Before Joseph was born? Before we ever got married?

Audrey Dunn:
I - I can't remember.

David Dunn:
Don't you think that's kind of weird, not remembering one cold or a fever or a sore throat? What do you think it means?

Audrey Dunn:
Um... I think it means probably too tired to remember.

– Unbreakable  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mrs. Price:
This is one of Johann Davis's earliest drawings. See the villain's eyes? They're larger than the other characters'. They — insinuate a slightly skewed perspective on how they see the world. Just off normal.

David Dunn:
Doesn't look scary.

Mrs. Price:
Mm-hmm. That's what I said to my son. But he says there's always two kinds; there's the soldier villain — who fights the hero with his hands; and then there's the real threat — the brilliant and evil archenemy — who fights the hero with his mind.

– Unbreakable  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Elijah Price:
It has begun. Tell me something, David. When you woke up this morning... Was it still there? The sadness?

David Dunn:
No.

Elijah Price:
I think this is where we shake hands. [handshake]

[flashback occurs upon shaking]

Bar Patron:
I worked in that building 25 years, I know all its secrets.

Elijah Price:
Secrets?

Bar Patron:
Like, if there ever was a fire on floors 1, 2 or 3, everyone in that hotel would be burned alive.

Train Conductor:
Passengers aren't allowed in there!

[flashbacks end]

Elijah Price:
You know what the scariest thing is? To not know your place in this world. To not know why you're here... That's... That's just an awful feeling.

David Dunn:
What have you done...?

Elijah Price:
I almost gave up hope. There were so many times I questioned myself...

David Dunn:
You killed all those people...

Elijah Price:
But I found you. So many sacrifices, just to find you.

David Dunn:
Jesus Christ...

Elijah Price:
Now that we know who you are, I know who I am. I'm not a mistake! It all makes sense! In a comic, you know how you can tell who the arch-villain's going to be? He's the exact opposite of the hero. And most times they're friends, like you and me! I should've known way back when... You know why, David? Because of the kids. They called me Mr Glass.

– Unbreakable  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Elijah Price:
Why is it, do you think, that of all the professions in the world you chose protection?

David Dunn:
You are a very strange man.

Elijah Price:
You could have been a tax accountant. You could have owned your own gym. You could have opened a chain of restaurants. You could've done of ten thousand things, but in the end, you chose to protect people. You made that decision, and I find that very, very interesting.

– Unbreakable  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Cindy Russell:
When Dad goes to New York, I'm going to take a week off work.

Tia:
So you can interview new housekeepers?

Cindy Russell:
I've had enough of your ugliness.

Tia:
Oh really?

Cindy Russell:
Mm-hmm. We're all just a little tired of the act.

– Uncle Buck  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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