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April:
Will I ever see you guys again?

Mikey:
Indubitably!

Leonardo:
Well, that depends on how fast you stock your pizza.

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Mikey:
Ha-ha! No doubt about it. She loved us! It was the impressions, dudes.

Donnie:
You wish.

Leo:
Hold it!

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[after Raphael gets a mention from April on the news]

Donnie:
Hey, look. Nyuk-nyuk. I think he's blushing.

Raph:
[angrily] I am NOT.

Donnie:
I think he's actually turning red. [Raph angrily chucks a Sai into the floor between Donnie's legs] Uh, hmm. Maybe not.

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[Watching an argument starting between Leonardo and Raphael]

Mikey:
Fight?

Donnie:
Fight.

Mikey:
Kitchen?

Donnie:
Kitchen.

Mikey:
Yeah.

[Later, while eating pork rinds]

Mikey:
[hands him a pork rind] Pork Rind?

Donnie:
[takes the pork rind] Pork Rind.

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[2 Foot Ninjas are left after Raphael defeats a large number. They look at each other in fright and confusion.]

Raphael:
I mean, come on, how do you guys expect to beat me? [Camera pans as an overwhelming number of Foot Ninjas leap onto the rooftop.] Good answer. Good answer.

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April:
Hasn't Raph been gone a long time?

Donnie:
Nah, he does it all the time. He likes it.

[scene cuts to Raph being assaulted by the Foot.]

April:
Are you sure?

Donnie:
Ah, don't worry. He'll probably be back any minute.

[An unconscious Raph is thrown through the skylight, landing at Donnie's feet]

April:
Raph! Is he...?

Leonardo:
No, he's alive, barely.

April:
Oh, God.

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Leo:
[about Casey] Who the heck is that?

Mikey:
Wayne Gretzky, on steroids?

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April:
What did you do, did you take classes in insensitivity?

Casey:
Hey, I was just trying to break it to you easy.

April:
Oh, well, you failed miserably!

Casey:
Hey, Broadzilla, you wouldn't even be standing here if it weren't for me, okay?

April:
And what do you want, do you want a 'thank you'?

Casey:
No, it's me who should thank you for that privilege, right?

April:
Fine!

Casey:
Yeah.

April:
Thank you.

Casey:
No, thank you!

April:
You're welcome!

Casey:
You're welcome! [they each march to their separate rooms slamming the doors behind them]

Donatello:
Gosh, it's kind of like Moonlighting, isn't it?

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Mikey:
[yawns] Oh, man, I could go for a little deep dish action right about now.

Danny:
I had some pizza here the other day. There might be some left over.

Mikey:
[runs over to the table as April laughs, Donnie takes a look at it] Well?

Donnie:
Question.

Mikey:
Ugh. Yeah?

Donnie:
Do you like penicillin on your pizza?

Mikey:
D'oh! [he and Donnie start humming "Taps"]

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Leo:
[Shredder shows up] Does anybody have any idea about who or what this is?

Mikey:
I don't know. But I'll bet it never has to look for a can opener.

The Shredder:
You fight well in the old style, but you've caused me enough trouble. Now you face... The Shredder.

Donnie:
The Shredder?

Mikey:
Uhh... maybe all that hardware's for making coleslaw.

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Raph:
Where's Splinter?

Shredder:
Ah, the rat. So it has a name. It had a name.

Leo:
[angrily] YOU LIE!

Shredder:
[evilly smiles] Do I?

[Leo angrily charges toward Shredder, but Shredder flips Leo, and points his yari to Leo's neck]

Shredder:
[To Raph, Donnie and Mikey] He [Leo] dies. Weapons! [Gestures with his head] NOW!! [Raph, Donnie and Mikey discard their weapons to save Leo.] Fools! [chortles] The three of you may have overpowered me with the loss of but one. Now your fate... WILL BE HIS!! [Brings back his yari and prepares to stab Leo.]

Raph, Mikey, and Donnie:
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Suddenly, Splinter appears startling Shredder]

Mikey:
Splinter!

[Leonardo seeing Shredder in shock rolls away back to the other Turtles]

Splinter:
Yes, Oroku Saki, I know who you are. We met many years ago, in the home of my master... Hamato Yoshi!

[Shredder removes his mask, revealing the scars underneath from their last encounter, revealing him to be Oroku Saki.]

Raph:
It's him [Oroku Saki].

Oroku Saki:
[angrily] You. Now I will finish what I began with YOUR EAR! [attempts to joust Splinter, but his yari is caught in a nunchaku chain and he is hanging over the edge of a building]

Splinter:
Death comes for us all, Oroku Saki, but something much worse comes for you, for when you die, it will be... [Oroku Saki reaches for the back of his belt, takes out a knife and throws it at Splinter, who dodges and grabs it and, at the same time, releases Shredder, who falls, screaming, into the dustcart] ...without honor.

Casey:
Oops! [Activates the trash compactor with Shredder inside]

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Leo:
We were awesome!

Mikey:
Bodacious! Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Raph:
Bitchin'!

Donnie:
Uh...mmm-mmm.

Mikey:
Gnarly!

Leo:
Radical!

Raph:
Totally tubular, dudes!

Mikey:
Wicked!

Raph:
Hellacious!

Donnie:
Uh... mega...

Splinter:
Ahem.

The Turtles:
Huh?

Splinter:
I have always liked... 'Cowabunga'.

Turtles:
Hmm? COWABUNGA!!

Splinter:
[laughs] I made a funny! [laughs again]

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Splinter:
Their world can never be ours.

Mikey:
Uh.... not even pizza?

[pause; all 4 looking very concerned]

Splinter:
Pizza's OK.

[The Turtles sigh with relief.]

Mikey:
Man, give a guy a heart attack.

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Shredder:
Yes, come forward! Attack me if you will. When it is over, you will call me "Master!"

Tokka:
[he and Rahzar look in confusion, until.... ] Mama?

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Leonardo:
Hey, guys, huddle. Mikey, you go up the middle. You guys get the sides. Get it?

Donny:
Got it.

Raphael:
Good.

Mikey:
Uhh, I don't get it.

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Leo:
Shredder, you gotta listen to reason! You’re gonna destroy us all!

Super Shredder:
[roars, then lifts up Leonardo] THEN SO BE IT!!

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[The 3 Turtles infiltrate the Shredder's junkyard.]

Donnie:
The perimeter's quiet.

Leo:
Yeah, a little too quiet.

Mikey:
Come on.

[The Turtles sneak forward; Donatello takes out two sentries solo]

Donnie:
Well, that was easy.

Leo:
Yeah, a little too easy.

[They see Raphael tied to a post]

Donnie:
Look, it's Raph!

Mikey:
Yeah, a little too Raph.

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Leo:
[on Tokka or Rahzar] You take the ugly one!

Raph:
[on Tokka or Rahzar] No, YOU take the ugly one!

Donnie:
[on Tokka or Rahzar] I'll take the ugly one!

Mikey:
[on Tokka or Rahzar] But which one's the ugly one?!

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Keno:
So, basically, what you're saying is that you guys were all slimed.

Raph:
It wasn't slime, it was ooze. And there's more of it out there.

Keno:
Where?

Donnie:
Well, we're not sure. There's this clan of ninja thieves. A really secret group that call themselves--

Keno:
The Foot?!

Donnie:
Huh? You've heard of them?

Keno:
Yeah. Well the word is out on the street that these guys are looking for anybody they can find with martial arts talent, especially teenagers.

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Mikey:
Primo workout, dudes!

Leo:
Yeah!

Raph:
We showed those guys, huh?

Leo:
Muy primo, bros!

Donnie:
Turtle-riffic!

Raph:
Max-amundo!

Donnie:
A cappella!

Others:
Huh?

Donnie:
Perestroika?

[Others moan]

Donnie:
OK, I got it. "Frere Jacques". [starts singing "Frere Jacques" by himself]

Mikey:
Donny, give it up.

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April O'Neil:
Where's Splinter?

Leo:
He's been on the roof ever since he saw your report.

April:
Really? Doing what?

Splinter:
Coming.... [gasps; all turn and see Splinter has appeared in the window] .... to a decision near you.

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Shredder:
[about Tokka and Rahzar] They are stupid!

Dr. Jordan Perry:
They're not stupid, they're infants!

[Rahzar hits Tokka on the head with a bar]

Jordan Perry:
OK, so they're stupid infants.

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[looking in construction site for the Foot]

Donnie:
Pretty quiet.

Raph:
[screams bloody murder] SHREDDER!!!!

Donnie:
Gee, thanks, Raph! I may never have the hiccups again!

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Natalie:
[picks up phone] Carl?

Carl Clover:
Natalie.

Natalie:
Where are you guys? Did you find yourselves a new place to live yet?

Carl:
Uh, yeah. It's not much right now, but we'll bring you down. We've only had time to get Daisy’s Father and pick up a few essentials.

Murray:
[holds up bags of potato chips] Yeah, the bare essentials.

Carl Clover:
The reason while we're calling is that.... have you seen Sean by any chance?

Natalie:
Sean?

Carl Clover:
Yeah, did he stop by or anything?

Natalie:
No. Why, is he missing?

Yuki:
You know, there is still a little more stuff to help with, Charmy Bee!

Charmy:
Hey! I'm helping Carl! [he tries to pry the phone from him] Gimme the phone!

Carl Clover:
NO!! [kicks Charmy to the ground] So, you haven't seen him at all, then, huh?

Genji:
Well, if she does, [loudly audible over the phone; Natalie winces] tell him thanks for wasting our time because, instead of going out looking for the Spectors and the ooze like we should, we gotta go out and look for him instead! [angrily slams a box down.... onto Carl’s foot]

Carl Clover:
Owww!

Natalie:
What was that?

Carl Clover:
[still in pain] Genji says hi!

Charmy:
Gimme the phone! Gimme the phone, will ya?

Carl Clover:
Oh, all right, all right, already, here, take it, will ya! Sheesh!

Charmy:
Natalie, it's Charmy, I'd just like to say HELLO-OO-OO-OO! Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah--

Carl Clover:
WOULD YOU GIVE ME THAT?! [Natalie laughs as they start arguing again]

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