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Riff Raff:
Look who is is, it's Speed Bump.

Little Brown Dog:
You again?

Riff Raff:
Hey, runt, are you still hard of hearing?

Little Brown Dog:
Hello?

Riff Raff:
I told you to stay away.

Shoeshine:
Listen, I'm in a hurry! Don't mess with me!

Riff Raff:
He's just look like all little dogs. All bark, no bite.

Shoeshine:
I do not bite, yes that is true. But see what my bark will do to you.

Riff Raff:
Huh?

Little Brown Dog:
That's just bad rapping, dog.

(Shoeshine barks at Riff Raff and his fur is blown away)

Little Brown Dog:
Ooh, I didn't need to see that.

Bulldog:
Boss, you're so pink. It's very becoming.

Riff Raff:
Aahh! I'm naked! I'm naked!

Underdog  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jack:
Neverseepeeplesniffeachother'sbutts.

Shoeshine:
Timshea.

Underdog  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Shoeshine:
Am I standing? I can`t feel my legs.

Jack:
You`re Bumbledog.

Shoeshine:
Hey-ey.? Whoa. No stripes. They make me look fat. Who am I supposed to be, Sherlock Bones?

Jack:
Count Dogula?

Shoeshine:
Okay, this is why dogs bite people.

Underdog  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Little Bill Daggett:
[telling the real story of English Bob's gunfight] You see, the night that Corky walked into the Blue Bottle, and before he knows what's happening, Bob here takes a shot at him! And he misses, 'cause he's so damn drunk. Now that bullet whizzing by panicked old Corky, and he did the wrong thing. He went for his gun in such a hurry that he shot his own damn toe off. Meantime Bob here, he's aiming real good, and he squeezes off another, but he misses, because he's still so damn drunk, and he hits this thousand-dollar mirror up over the bar. And now, the Duck of Death is as good as dead. Because Corky does it right. He aims real careful, no hurry...

W.W. Beauchamp:
And...?

Little Bill Daggett:
BAM! [Beauchamp jumps] That Walker Colt blew up in his hand, which was a failing common to that model. You see, if Corky had had two guns instead of just a big dick, he would have been there right to the end to defend himself.

W.W. Beauchamp:
Wait a minute... You mean that English Bob killed him, when he didn't even have...?

Little Bill:
Well, old Bob wasn't gonna wait for Corky to grow a new hand. No, he just walked over there real slow - 'cause he was drunk - and shot him right through the liver. [makes popping sound]

Unforgiven  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

W.W. Beauchamp:
So, Corky was actually quicker on the draw than the D... than English Bob?

Little Bill Daggett:
Quicker was his whole damn problem. If he hadn't been in such a hurry, he wouldn't have shot his own toe off. Look son, being a good shot, being quick with a pistol, that don't do no harm, but it don't mean much next to being cool-headed. A man who will keep his head and not get rattled under fire, like as not, he'll kill ya. Look here... [stands and draws his gun] That's about as fast as I can draw, and aim, and hit anything more than ten feet away... 'less it's a barn.

W.W. Beauchamp:
But... if he doesn't miss?

Little Bill:
Then he'll kill ya. [chuckles] Yeah, that's why there's so few dangerous men around like old Bob, like me. It ain't so easy to shoot a man anyhow, especially if the son-of-a-bitch is shootin' back at you. I mean, that'll just flat rattle some folks.

Unforgiven  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Delilah Fitzgerald:
Are you still goin' to kill those men?

Will Munny:
I reckon so. The money's still available, ain't it?

Delilah:
Yeah. Your two friends have been taking advances on the money.

Will:
What?

Delilah:
You know, free ones. [Will looks confused] Alice and Silky been givin' them free ones. Would you like a free one?

Will:
I reckon not.

Delilah:
I didn't mean with me. Alice and Silky would be glad to give you one.

Will:
I meant I didn't want a free one with Alice or Silky because of my wife back home. I reckon if I was to want a free one, it would be with you.

Unforgiven  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Schofield Kid:
Say, Will?

Will Munny:
Yeah?

Kid:
That was the first one.

Will:
First one what?

Kid:
First one I ever killed.

Will:
Yeah?

Kid:
You know how I said I shot five men? It weren't true. That Mexican who come at me with a knife? I just busted his leg with a shovel. I didn't kill him or nothin' neither.

Will:
Well, you sure killed the hell outta that fella today.

Kid:
Hell yeah! I killed the hell out of him, didn't I? Three shots and he was takin' a shit!

Will:
Take a drink, kid.

Kid:
Jesus Christ! It don't seem real. Guy ain't gonna never breathe again ever. Now he's dead, and the other one too, all on account of pullin' a trigger.

Will:
It's a hell of a thing, killin' a man. You take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.

Kid:
Yeah. Well, I guess they had it comin'.

Will:
We all have it comin', kid.

Unforgiven  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Schofield Kid:
[referring to his gun] You go on, keep it. I'm never gonna use it again. I won't kill nobody no more. I ain't like you, Will. [indicating the money] Go on, keep it — all of it. It's yours.

Will Munny:
What about the spectacles and fancy clothes?

Kid:
I guess I'd rather be blind and ragged than dead.

Will:
You don't have to worry, kid. I ain't gonna kill you. You're the only friend I got. Here, take this money and give my half and Ned's half to my kids. Tell 'em if I ain't back in a week, they give half to Sally Two Trees. You keep the rest. You can get them spectacles now.

Unforgiven  Movie Quote

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Will Munny:
Who's the fella owns this shithole? [to Fatty] You, fat man, speak up.

Skinny Dubois:
Uh, I own this establishment. I bought the place from Greeley for a thousand dollars.

Will:
[to the man behind Skinny] You better clear out of there.

Man:
[does so] Yes, sir!

Little Bill Daggett:
[as Will levels the shotgun] Just hold it right there. Hold it! [Munny shoots Skinny] Well, sir, you are a cowardly son of a bitch! You just shot an unarmed man!

Will:
Well, he should have armed himself if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend.

Little Bill:
You'd be William Munny out of Missouri, killer of women and children.

Will:
That's right. I've killed women and children. I've killed just about everything that walks or crawled at one time or another, and I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you did to Ned. [to the men standing near Bill] You boys better move away.

[They do so.]

Little Bill:
[walking toward Will] All right, gentlemen, he's got one barrel left. When he fires that, take out your pistols and shoot him down like the mangy scoundrel he is!

[Will pulls the trigger - click!]

Little Bill:
[flinches, then] Misfire... kill the son of a bitch!

Unforgiven  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

W.W. Beauchamp:
Who'd you kill first? Was it Little Bill?

Will Munny:
What?

W.W. Beauchamp:
When confronted by superior numbers, an experienced gunfighter will always fire on the best shot first.

Will Munny:
Is that a fact?

W.W. Beauchamp:
Yeah, Little Bill told me that.

Will Munny:
I was lucky in the order, but I've always been lucky when it comes to killin' folks.

Unforgiven  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Ahmed Al Nami:
[to Saeed in Arabic] The passengers have gone to the back of the plane. They are talking together.

Saeed Al Ghamdi:
[to Ziad in Arabic] What are we going to do? If they are planning an attack.

Ziad Jarrah:
[In Arabic] Oh God! Oh God!

Saeed Al Ghamdi:
[In Arabic] How much longer?

Ziad Jarrah:
[In Arabic] Twenty minutes.

Saeed Al Ghamdi:
[Aruging in Arabic] Twenty minutes? We can't keep going for twenty minutes!

Ziad Jarrah:
[In Arabic] The plane can't go any faster!

United 93  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

V:
I can assure you, I mean you no harm.

Evey:
Who are you?

V:
Who? Who is but the form, following the function of what, and what I am is a man in a mask.

Evey:
Well, I can see that.

V:
Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation, I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.

Evey:
Oh, right.

V:
But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona.

V:
Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valourous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition! (carves V in sign with sword) The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.(Laughs wheezily) Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.

Evey:
Are you like a crazy person?

V:
I am quite sure they will say so. But to whom may I ask am I speaking?

Evey:
I'm Evey.

V:
Evey? E-V — of course you are.

Evey:
What do you mean by that?

V:
It means I, like God, do not play with dice, and do not believe in coincidence. Are you hurt?

V for Vendetta  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[When Olbricht and Stauffenberg arrive at Fromm's office, Field Marshal Wilhelm Keitel is inside; the two are engaged in a shouting match, arguing furiously.]

Field Marshal Wilhelm Keitel:
I have better things to do with my time than to come down here and clean up your mess! If you were enough of a man to run this department, I wouldn't have to do it myself! You're an old woman, Fromm! I'd send you to the front if I didn't think you'd surrender, just to be Montgomery's whore! [storms out as Fromm's secretary brings Stauffenberg and Olbricht in.]

General Friedrich Fromm:
What is it you want?

General Friedrich Olbricht:
I wanted to introduce our new man, Colonel Stauffenberg.

Fromm:
Ah! From Africa. Well, I'd offer you my hand, but I might not get it back.

Col. Claus von Stauffenberg:
I'd say the General's lost more important things this morning.

Fromm:
[breaks out in laughter] It's about time they put somebody with balls into this office, [laughs] Please sit down, Colonel. And Olbricht, if you must. [Stauffenberg and Olbricht sit at Fromm's desk] They tell me you're critical of the war, Colonel, not that you don't seem to have good reason.

Stauffenberg:
I am critical of indecision, General.

Fromm:
In the field?

Stauffenberg:
In Berlin.

Fromm:
So, that's why you're here, I take it. To make decisions...

Stauffenberg:
I've already made my decision. I'm here to help others make theirs.

Fromm:
They say when there's no clear option, the best thing is to do nothing.

Stauffenberg:
We're at war. We must act. Sometimes rashly.

Fromm:
And what rash action did you have in mind, Colonel?

Stauffenberg:
That would be a decision for the supreme military commander, sir.

Fromm:
A supreme commander. Second only to the Chancellor. If I were that man, this war would be going quite differently.

Olbricht:
Well, we were thinking the same thing. [pause]

General Friedrich Fromm:
I don't need to remind you that we have all sworn an oath to the Fuhrer. [Carefully disables a listening device in his telephone] Having said that, I'm going to forget this conversation ever took place, in the strict understanding that such talk never occurs again under this roof. Is that clear?!

Col. Claus von Stauffenberg:
Yes, sir.

General Friedrich Olbricht:
Yes, sir.

General Friedrich Fromm:
Now you can tell your friends, Colonel, that I always come down on the right side, and as long as the Fuehrer is alive, you know what side that is.

Valkyrie  Movie Quote

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[Fromm has learned that Stauffenberg and Olbricht tried to control the reserve army.]

General Friedrich Fromm:
How dare you put the Reserve Army on standby without my knowledge! It damn near cost me my commission! And what in God's name made you think you even had the authority?!

General Friedrich Olbricht:
It was only a drill. An exer-

General Friedrich Fromm:
Oh, don't lie, Olbricht! Not to me. We both know it wasn't a drill.

Col. Claus von Stauffenberg:
General, if I may...

General Friedrich Fromm:
No you may not, Colonel. You may not do anything. Because not only have you proven to me you can't deliver, you've painted a target on my back. If I so much as sense you trying to move the Reserve Army again, I will personally have you both arrested. Do I make myself abundantly clear?

General Friedrich Olbricht:
Yes, sir.

Col. Claus von Stauffenberg:
Yes, sir.

General Friedrich Fromm:
[Holds up hand] Heil Hitler!

General Friedrich Olbricht:
Heil Hitler. [Stauffenberg and Olbricht start to leave.]

General Friedrich Fromm:
I'll hear you say it, Colonel!

[Stauffenberg stops in his tracks and turns around to face Fromm.]

Col. Claus von Stauffenberg:
[Holds up his arm without his hand] Heil Hitler!

Valkyrie  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Major Otto Remer and a force of Reserve Army soldiers have arrived at Joseph Goebbels' offices and started arresting Nazi Party and SS officials. Remer and a few of his men confront Goebbels while he is on the telephone.]

Major Otto Remer:
Minister Goebbels?

Joseph Goebbels:
What can I do for you, Major?

Major Otto Remer:
My battalion has orders to blockade the government quarter and place you under arrest.

Joseph Goebbels:
Are you a dedicated National Socialist, Major?

Major Otto Remer:
Yes, sir.

[Goebbels wordlessly holds out the telephone. Remer hesitates, then approaches and takes the phone.]

Major Otto Remer:
Major Remer here. Hello?

Adolf Hitler:
Do you recognize my voice?

Major Otto Remer:
Yes. Yes, mein Fuehrer.

Adolf Hitler:
Then listen to every word I say.

[Cut to Major Remer going back outside the building and ordering the release of the arrested officials.]

Second Lieutenant Hagen:
[confused] But sir, these men are part of a coup.

Major Otto Remer:
I've just been on the phone with Hitler himself. We are the coup, you idiot! We've been duped!

Valkyrie  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[General Friedrich Fromm walks into a room where the plotters are lined up and surrounded by guards]

General Friedrich Fromm:
If you have any last messages to your wives and children, I will hear them now. [Silence] Very well. A court martial convened by me in the Fuhrer's absence will pronounce sentence. Beck, you're under arrest. Colonel Mertz von Quirnheim, General Olbricht, Lieutenant Haeften, and the Colonel whose name I will not mention, are condemned to death.

Major Otto Remer:
General, my orders are to take these men alive.

General Friedrich Fromm:
Noted, Major.

Ludwig Beck:
I'd like a pistol please. [General Fromm looks at him suspiciously] For personal reasons.

General Friedrich Fromm:
[Takes pistol to a nearby table] Get on with it.

Major Otto Remer:
With all respect sir-

General Friedrich Fromm:
That will be all, Major!

General Friedrich Olbricht:
Killing us won't hide your involvement.

General Friedrich Fromm:
My involvement? I don't know what you're talking about.

Lieutenant Werner Von Haeften:
You knew and did nothing. You're as guilty as any of us.

General Friedrich Fromm:
[Scoffing] Spare me, Lieutenant.

Col. Claus Von Stauffenberg:
No one will be spared.

Valkyrie  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Randy:
Hello.

Julie Richman:
Hello.

Randy:
Having a good time?

Julie:
I'm trying.

Randy:
That's good.

Julie:
What are you doing here?

Randy:
Well, it's a party.

Julie:
Yeah, I know it's a party, but who invited you?

Randy:
Oh, you have to be invited. That explains it.

Julie:
What?

Randy:
Why everyone is dressed so weird. You see, if I had been invited, I would have known it was a costume party.

Julie:
Right.

Randy:
I saw you once before, you know.

Julie:
Where?

Randy:
At the beach.

Julie:
That was you?

Valley Girl  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Julie Richman:
Yeah, but Tommy can be such a dork, ya know? Like he's got the bod, but his brains are bad news.

Suzi Brent:
But he is bitchin'. You really are so lucky, Julie.

Julie Richman:
I know, but we've been going together so long now. Like I'm beginning to think I'm a piece of furniture or something, like an old chair!

Loryn:
Oh, bad news!

Julie Richman:
[glancing at Brad] I definitely need something new.

Valley Girl  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Randy:
[shouting over the noise just as the music ends] So, when can I see you again?

Julie Richman:
[embarassed] Gee, Randy... why don't you wait until the end of the evening to say these things?

Randy:
It's how I feel. It's what I want.

Julie Richman:
I'm here with you now.

Valley Girl  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Julie Richman:
[arguing about staying out all night] Why can't you just punish me like Stacey's parents?

Sarah Richman:
Bad karma, dear!

Valley Girl  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Becca accidentally maces Buffy the Vampire Slayer]

Buffy the Vampire Slayer:
I was trying to help you, bitch!

Edward Sullen:
Hearing you breathe is the greatest gift I've ever received.

[Becca farts in Edward's face]

Vampires Suck  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

(After knocking Jack's head off which smashes into the back of Frank's back window.)

Frank:
Kardashians.

Vampires Suck  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

(Seeing that the sun is not out anymore)

Becca:
Edward it's not sunny anymore it's twilight. (Moon shifts into a New Moon)

Darren:
Hey, New Moon. (Shifts to Eclipse)

Daro:
Augh! Eclipse.

Vampires Suck  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dr. Frankenstein:
[after bringing his monster to life] It's alive...it's alive! IT'S ALIVE! [Hearing shouting outside, Frankenstein runs to a window to see an angry mob trying to break into his castle. Backing away from the window, he turns around and comes face to face with Dracula, jumping in shock]

Dracula:
Success!

Dr. Frankenstein:
[catching himself] Oh Count, it's just you.

Dracula:
I was beginning to lose faith, Victor. [regards the mob outside] A pity your moment of triumph is being spoiled over a little thing like grave-robbery.

Dr. Frankenstein:
Yes, I must, I must escape this place!

Dracula:
Where are you going to run, Victor? Your...peculiar experiments have made you unwelcome in most of the civilised world!

Dr. Frankenstein:
[packing items in a chest] I'll take him away, far away, where no one will ever find him!

Dracula:
[pacing atop the fireplace] No, no, Victor; the time has come for me to take command of him.

Dr. Frankenstein:
[confused] What are you saying? [Dracula suddenly teleports from his position to stand in front of Frankenstein, slamming down the lid of the chest. Frankenstein is caught off-guard by the count's impossible speed]

Dracula:
[angrily] WHY DO YOU THINK I BROUGHT YOU HERE?! GAVE YOU THIS CASTLE?! EQUIPPED YOUR LABORATORY?!

Dr. Frankenstein:
[quailing from and hurt by the Count's anger] You said...you said you believed in my work!

Dracula:
[calming down, adopting a conciliatory smile] And I do. But now that it is, as you yourself have said, "A triumph of science over GOD...!" [The lab machinery sparks and explodes violently at Dracula's angry roar] It must now serve my purpose!

Dr. Frankenstein:
[wary] What purpose?

[...]

Dr. Frankenstein:
[after hearing Dracula's plan] Good God! I would kill myself before helping in such a task.

Dracula:
Feel free. I don't actually need you anymore, Victor. [looking at the Monster] I just need him... he is the key.

Dr. Frankenstein:
I could never allow him to be used for such evil!

Dracula:
I could. In fact, my brides are insisting upon it. [begins to approach Frankenstein, cornering him]

Dr. Frankenstein:
Igor! Help me!

Igor:
You have been so kind to me, Doctor. Caring. Thoughtful. [points at Dracula, smiling] But he pays me.

Dr. Frankenstein:
[pulls a sword from the wall, aiming it at Dracula] Stay back!

Dracula:
You can't kill me, Victor. [impales himself on the sword, to Frankenstein's horror] I'm already dead.

Van Helsing  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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