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Porter: Please tell me you're gonna stop at the hotel! Spencer: Yeah, we are, but you're not! – Unaccompanied Minors Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Grace: [putting her glasses on] Once a dork, always a dork. Spencer: You are so not a dork. – Unaccompanied Minors Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Spencer: [speaking on the walkie-talkie] Hey, guys. Thanks for all the help with my sister. You know, I'm sorry that all your Christmases have to be ruined... because of me. We probably won't see each other again after our flights leave, so I just... wanted to say that I had a really good time, and that I think we make a pretty awesome family. Maybe the thing is, it's just none of our families are meant to stay together... you know? Maybe that's it. Except for you, Grace. Grace: [hesitantly] Actually, that's not totally true. Donna: I thought your parents weren't divorced? Grace: Well, not from each other, but... they sort of divorced me. Spencer: [confused] What do you mean? Grace: They just don't seem to like it when I'm around... That's why they travel all the time. They're in Paris right now. Spencer: So, is that where you're going? Grace: No. I'm already home; I live twenty minutes from here. I flew in today from boarding school. I figured it'd be more fun hanging out at the airport, than sitting at home with my nanny. She wanted Christmas off anyway... Donna: ...Now I'm really depressed. – Unaccompanied Minors Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[in the air vents] Donna: It's really small in here. Charlie: I know! It's great, isn't it? Grace: [annoyed] Charlie, just because you compensate for your abandonment issues by squeezing yourself into small, womb-like spaces doesn't mean everybody else does. [everyone stares at her] What? My mom's a psychologist. – Unaccompanied Minors Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Elijah Price: [Regarding an illustration at Price's art gallery] This is from Fritz Champion's own library. This is before the first issue of the comic book hit the stands in 1968. It's a classic depiction of good versus evil. Notice the square jaw of Slayer - common in most comic book heroes. And the slightly disproportionate size of Jaguaro's body to his head. This again is common, but only in villains... The thing to notice about this piece... The thing that makes it very, very special... is its realistic depiction of its figures. When the characters eventually made it into the magazine they were exaggerated... as always happens. This is vintage. Customer: Wrap it up. Elijah Price: You've made a considerably wise decision. Customer: My kid's gonna go beserk. Elijah Price: [Visibly concerned] Once again, please? Customer: My son, Jeb. It's a gift for him. Elijah Price: How old is Jeb? Customer: He's four. Elijah Price: No. No, no, no, no, no. You need to go. Now. Customer: What did I say? Elijah Price: Do you see any Teletubbies in here? Do you see a slender plastic tag clipped to my shirt with my name printed on it? Do you see a little Asian child with a blank expression on his face sitting outside on a mechanical helicopter that shakes when you put quarters in it? No? Well, that's what you see at a toy store. And you must think you're in a toy store, because you're here shopping for an infant named Jeb. Now, one of us has made a gross error and wasted the other person's valuable time. This is an art gallery, my friend. And this is a piece of art. – Unbreakable Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Joseph Dunn: Do you think you could've beaten up Bruce Lee? David Dunn: No. Joseph Dunn: I mean if you knew karate. David Dunn: No. Joseph Dunn: Well, what if he wasn't allowed to kick and you were really mad at him? David Dunn: No, Joseph. – Unbreakable Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
David Dunn: I wanted to ask you a question. It's gonna sound a little strange, just think about it for a second, okay? Audrey Dunn: Okay. David Dunn: When's the last time I was sick? Do you remember? Audrey Dunn: Um, I don't know. It's been a while. David Dunn: I haven't been sick this year, I know that. Audrey Dunn: Okay. David Dunn: Do you remember me getting sick? Audrey Dunn: Um... not a specific day. What - what's this about? David Dunn: Audrey, do you remember me ever getting sick? In the three years we lived in this house? In the old apartment? Before Joseph was born? Before we ever got married? Audrey Dunn: I - I can't remember. David Dunn: Don't you think that's kind of weird, not remembering one cold or a fever or a sore throat? What do you think it means? Audrey Dunn: Um... I think it means probably too tired to remember. – Unbreakable Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mrs. Price: This is one of Johann Davis's earliest drawings. See the villain's eyes? They're larger than the other characters'. They — insinuate a slightly skewed perspective on how they see the world. Just off normal. David Dunn: Doesn't look scary. Mrs. Price: Mm-hmm. That's what I said to my son. But he says there's always two kinds; there's the soldier villain — who fights the hero with his hands; and then there's the real threat — the brilliant and evil archenemy — who fights the hero with his mind. – Unbreakable Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Elijah Price: It has begun. Tell me something, David. When you woke up this morning... Was it still there? The sadness? David Dunn: No. Elijah Price: I think this is where we shake hands. [handshake] [flashback occurs upon shaking] Bar Patron: I worked in that building 25 years, I know all its secrets. Elijah Price: Secrets? Bar Patron: Like, if there ever was a fire on floors 1, 2 or 3, everyone in that hotel would be burned alive. Train Conductor: Passengers aren't allowed in there! [flashbacks end] Elijah Price: You know what the scariest thing is? To not know your place in this world. To not know why you're here... That's... That's just an awful feeling. David Dunn: What have you done...? Elijah Price: I almost gave up hope. There were so many times I questioned myself... David Dunn: You killed all those people... Elijah Price: But I found you. So many sacrifices, just to find you. David Dunn: Jesus Christ... Elijah Price: Now that we know who you are, I know who I am. I'm not a mistake! It all makes sense! In a comic, you know how you can tell who the arch-villain's going to be? He's the exact opposite of the hero. And most times they're friends, like you and me! I should've known way back when... You know why, David? Because of the kids. They called me Mr Glass. – Unbreakable Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Elijah Price: Why is it, do you think, that of all the professions in the world you chose protection? David Dunn: You are a very strange man. Elijah Price: You could have been a tax accountant. You could have owned your own gym. You could have opened a chain of restaurants. You could've done of ten thousand things, but in the end, you chose to protect people. You made that decision, and I find that very, very interesting. – Unbreakable Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Cindy Russell: When Dad goes to New York, I'm going to take a week off work. Tia: So you can interview new housekeepers? Cindy Russell: I've had enough of your ugliness. Tia: Oh really? Cindy Russell: Mm-hmm. We're all just a little tired of the act. – Uncle Buck Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Maizy: I don't know why we need boys at all. They're so loud. Miles: [off-screen] Shut up! Maizy: Shut up, yourself! Tia: We need boys so they can grow up, get married, and turn into shadows. – Uncle Buck Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Buck: The guy's a predator and you're his prey. Tia: Really? Buck: You bet. Tia: And how would you know? Buck: When I was his age, I was a guy zooming girls like you. Pretty face, good chip on your shoulder. Tia: I recommend you stay out of my personal life! Buck: Do your parents stay out of your personal life? Tia: They don't know my personal life. Buck: Have they met twiddle-dink? Tia: His name is Bug. Buck: [chuckles] First or last? Tia: First! Buck: What's his last name, Spray? Tia: You should talk, "Buck." – Uncle Buck Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Buck: [inquiring about the health of Bob's father-in-law] Her dad? Bob Russell: Hard to say. Buck: Oh, those medical terms eh? – Uncle Buck Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Buck: Did you brush your teeth? Miles: Yeah. You can even feel my toothbrush. Buck: You know, I have a friend who works at the crime lab at the police station. I could give him your toothbrush and he could run a test on it... to see if you actually brushed your teeth... or just ran your toothbrush under the faucet. [Buck leaves, as Miles gawks] Maizy: If that's true, we're gonna REALLY have to start brushing our teeth. – Uncle Buck Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Buck: What, did you have a few drinks this morning? Huh? Yeah, I think you did. Pooter-the-clown: What are you? Mother Cabrini? You never touch the stuff? Buck: No, no. It's just that I wouldn't be drinking if I was going to entertain some kids. You know? Pooter-the-clown: I don't have to take any shit from you! You know who I am? In the field of local-live-home entertainment, I'm a GOD! Buck: Get in your mouse, and get out of here. Pooter-the-clown: Hey, you, let me tell you something you low-life, lying, four-flushing, sack-of-sh... [Buck punches him in the face, Pooter drops, then gets back up like an inflatable clown and shakes the pain off] Pooter-the-clown: [growls] [Buck punches him again, knocking him out] – Uncle Buck Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[at a meeting with the assistant principal, who has a large unsightly growth on her face] Anita: I'm Anita Hoargarth. Buck Russell: [Staring at it] Buck Melanoma, Moley Russell's wart. [she gives him a look] Not her wart, not her wart. I'm... I'm the wart. She's my tumor. My... my growth. My... uh, my pimple. I'm Uncle Wart. Just old Buckwart Russell. That's what they call me, or Melanoma Head. They'll call me that. "Melanoma Head's coming!" I'm s... uncle! Maisy Russell's uncle! – Uncle Buck Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Maizy: [about the bowling alley] They have rent-a-shoes! Tia: And rent-a-foot disease! – Uncle Buck Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Miles and Maisey watch Tia make out with her boyfriend] Miles: That's a pretty stupid thing to do during flu season. Maisey: I'll bet she's getting the tongue! – Uncle Buck Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Buck: You know there's uh, one family charity case who loves you very much. Tia: [crying] I'm sorry. Buck: Hey, come on. Nothing to be sorry about. I'm just glad I got a chance to know you again. – Uncle Buck Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Buck has shown Tia, her ex-boyfriend, Bug who is gagged and tied up in the trunk of his car. He undoes the duct tape] Bug: You shithead! I could've suffocated in here! Buck: You know what I'd like you to do. You could be doing both of us a favor. I'd like you to apologize to this lady, please. Bug: I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! OK, ASSHOLE! I'M SORRY! Buck: [Nowhere near satisfied with Bug's screaming apology] You may not know this, but I'm an amateur dentist. Tia: Oh yes, he is. [She laughs raising the drill in front of Bug, who is scared straight] Bug: [Being serious] I'm sorry. – Uncle Buck Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Commander Krill (wearing women's clothing, makeup, fake breasts, and a wig): Listen to the shit I have to put up with: "In the past few weeks, Commander Krill has become increasingly hostile to the crew, possibly due to anger over reviews of his performance. I recommend that he'll be given a psychological evaluation before taking over his next assignment!" Do I look like I need a psychological evaluation? William Stranix: (deadpan) Not at all. Commander Krill: (yanks off the wig) I got to change. – Under Siege Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
William Stranix: The disk, Mr. Pitt. Guard it with your life. Mr. Pitt: Of course. – Under Siege Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
William Stranix: Anything else you forgot to tell us about? Any other little memory losses or oversights, perhaps? Commander Krill: No other little memory losses or oversights perhaps. There's two men, one of them's locked up. And I'll take care of him... William Stranix: No, no, no. We'll handle it. Secure the galley. Send Cates, send Ziggs. Shadow: You got it. Commander Krill: This Marine's armed, Bill. I think we should send more, I'll go... William Stranix: Don't worry about it. These guys are professionals. They can handle twenty Marines, and a hundred cooks. – Under Siege Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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