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Shoeshine: Can't we just work this out dog-to-dog? Simon Barsinister: They're not going to listen to you, Shoeshine. They're loyal to me. – Underdog Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Riff Raff: Look who is is, it's Speed Bump. Little Brown Dog: You again? Riff Raff: Hey, runt, are you still hard of hearing? Little Brown Dog: Hello? Riff Raff: I told you to stay away. Shoeshine: Listen, I'm in a hurry! Don't mess with me! Riff Raff: He's just look like all little dogs. All bark, no bite. Shoeshine: I do not bite, yes that is true. But see what my bark will do to you. Riff Raff: Huh? Little Brown Dog: That's just bad rapping, dog. (Shoeshine barks at Riff Raff and his fur is blown away) Little Brown Dog: Ooh, I didn't need to see that. Bulldog: Boss, you're so pink. It's very becoming. Riff Raff: Aahh! I'm naked! I'm naked! – Underdog Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Jack: Neverseepeeplesniffeachother'sbutts. Shoeshine: Timshea. – Underdog Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Shoeshine: Am I standing? I can`t feel my legs. Jack: You`re Bumbledog. Shoeshine: Hey-ey.? Whoa. No stripes. They make me look fat. Who am I supposed to be, Sherlock Bones? Jack: Count Dogula? Shoeshine: Okay, this is why dogs bite people. – Underdog Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Jules Winnfield: Okay, so, tell me about the hash bars. Vincent Vega: So what you want to know? Jules: Well, hash is legal there, right? Vincent: Yeah, it's legal, but it ain't a hundred percent legal. I mean, you can't walk into a restaurant, roll a joint, and start puffin' away. They want you to smoke in your home or certain designated places. Jules: Those are hash bars? Vincent: Breaks down like this, okay: it's legal to buy it, it's legal to own it, and if you're the proprietor of a hash bar, it's legal to sell it. It's illegal to carry it, but that doesn't really matter 'cause, get a load of this, all right; if you get stopped by the cops in Amsterdam, it's illegal for them to search you. I mean, that's a right the cops in Amsterdam don't have. Jules: [laughing] Oh, man. I'm going, that's all there is to it. I'm fucking going. Vincent: Yeah, baby, you'd dig it the most. But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is? Jules: What? Vincent: It's the little differences. I mean, they got the same shit over there that we got here, but it's just...it's just, there it's a little different. Jules: Example? Vincent: All right. Well, you can walk into a movie theater in Amsterdam and buy a beer. And I don't mean just like in no paper cup; I'm talking about a glass of beer. And in Paris, you can buy a beer at McDonald's. And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris? Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese? Vincent: Nah, man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is. Jules: What do they call it? Vincent: They call it a "Royale with Cheese." Jules: "Royale with Cheese." Vincent: That's right. Jules: What do they call a Big Mac? Vincent: A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it "Le Big Mac." Jules: [in mock French accent] "Le Big Mac." [laughs] What do they call a Whopper? Vincent: I don't know, I didn't go in a Burger King, You know what they put on French fries in Holland instead of ketchup?. Jules: What? Vincent: Mayonnaise. Jules: [makes a grossed out face] Goddamn. Vincent: [chuckles] I seen them do it, man, they fuckin' drown them in that shit. Jules: [grossed out] Yuck. – Pulp Fiction Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Vincent: [about a foot massage] It's layin' your hands in a familiar way on Marsellus' new wife. I mean, is it as bad as eatin' her pussy out? No, but it's the same fuckin' ballpark. Jules: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop right there. Eating a bitch out and giving a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fucking thing. Vincent: It's not. It's the same ballpark. Jules: Ain't no fucking ballpark neither. Now, look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touching his wife's feet and sticking your tongue in the holiest of holies ain't the same fucking ballpark. It ain't the same league. It ain't even the same fucking sport. Look, foot massages don't mean shit. Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage? Jules: Don't be telling me about foot massages, I'm the foot fuckin' master. Vincent: Given a lot of them? Jules: Shit, yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be tickling or nothing. Vincent: Would you give a guy a foot massage? Jules: [pause] Fuck you. Vincent: You give them a lot? Jules: Fuck you. Vincent: You know, I'm getting kinda tired, I could use a foot massage myself. Jules: Yo, yo, yo, man, you best back off. I'm getting pissed here. This is the door. Vincent: There it is. Jules: What time you got? Vincent: [looks at his watch] 7:22 in the a.m. Jules: No, it's not time yet. Let's hang back. [they go into an empty hallway] Look, just 'cause I wouldn't give no man a foot massage don't make it right for Marsellus to throw Antoine into a glass motherfucking house, fucking up the way the nigga talks. That shit ain't right. Motherfucker do that shit to me, he better paralyze my ass because I'd kill the motherfucker. Know what I'm saying? Vincent: I ain't saying it's right. But you're saying a foot massage don't mean nothing, and I'm saying it does. Now, look, I've given a million ladies a million foot massages, and they all meant something. We act like they don't, but they do, and that's what's so fucking cool about them. There's a sensuous thing going on where you don't talk about it, but you know it, she knows it, fucking Marsellus knew it, and Antoine should have fucking better known better. I mean, that's his fucking wife, man. He ain't gonna have no sense of humor about that shit. You know what I'm saying? Jules: That's an interesting point. [pause] C'mon, let's get into character. – Pulp Fiction Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Jules: Looks like me and Vincent caught you boys at breakfast. Sorry about that. Whatcha having? Brett: Uh, hamburgers. Jules: Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast! What kind of hamburgers? Brett: Uh, Ch-cheeseburgers. Jules: No, where'd you get them? McDonald's, Wendy's, Jack in the Box, WHERE? Brett: Um, Big Kahuna Burgers. Jules: Big Kahuna Burgers! That's that Hawaiian burger joint. I hear they've got some tasty burgers. I ain't never had one myself, how are they? Brett: ...They're good. Jules: You mind if I try one of yours? This is yours here, right? Brett: Yeah. [Jules takes a bite of the Hamburger] Jules: Mmm, this is a tasty burger! Vincent, you ever had a Big Kahuna Burger? (Vincent shakes his head) Want a bite, they're real tasty. Vincent: Ain't hungry. Jules: Well, if you like burgers, give them a try sometime. Me, I can't usually get 'em because my girlfriend's a vegetarian, which, pretty much makes me a vegetarian. I do love the taste of a good burger. (turns to Brett) You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France? Brett: Um, no. Jules: Tell 'em, Vincent. Vincent: Royale with cheese. Jules: "Royale with cheese." Know why they call it that? Brett: Uh, because of the the metric system? Jules: (smiles at Brett) Check out the big brain on Brett! You're a smart motherfucker. That's right, the metric system. – Pulp Fiction Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Brett: [to Jules] Look, I'm sorry, I-I didn't get your name. I got yours, uh, Vincent, right? But-But I-I never got your... Jules: My name is Pitt, and your ass ain't talking your way outta this shit. Brett: [rising] No, no, no. I just want you to know how – [Jules motions him to sit down] I just want you to know how sorry we are that-that things got so fucked up with us and-and Mr. Wallace. I-I-It...we-we got into this thing with the best intentions. Really. I never... [Jules shoots Roger, Brett recoils in horror] Jules: Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue. You were sayin' something about "best intentions"? [silence] What's the matter? Oh, y-you were finished? Oh, well, allow me to retort. What does Marsellus Wallace look like? Brett: ..What? Jules: [angrily throws the small table in the room] What country are you from!? Brett: Wha-what? Jules: "What" ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in "What"!? Brett: What? Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT!? Brett: Yes!! Jules: THEN YOU KNOW WHAT I’M SAYING! Brett: Yes..! Jules: DESCRIBE WHAT MARSELLUS WALLACE “LOOKS” LIKE!!! Brett: Wha-what I—? Jules: [points gun directly in Brett's face] SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE-DARE YOU, MOTHERFUCKER!! SAY "WHAT" ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME!!!! Brett: H-H-He's black... Jules: GO ON! Brett: ...He's bald...! Jules: Does he look like a bitch?! Brett: What? [Jules shoots Brett in the shoulder] AGHH!! Anh..!! Jules: DOES! HE! LOOK!... LIKE! A BITCH?!?! Brett: NO!!! Jules: Then why'd you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? Brett: I didn't...! Jules: Yes, you did! YES, you DID, Brett! You tried to fuck him. Brett: No... no.... Jules: But Marsellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody except Mrs. Wallace. You read the Bible, Brett? Brett: [gasping for breath] Yes...! Jules: Well, there's this passage I've got memorized, it sorta fits the occasion. Ezekiel 25:17: "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is He who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for He is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. [begins pacing about the room] And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord... [pulls out his gun and aims at Brett] …when I lay My vengeance upon thee!" [Brett shrieks in horror as Jules and Vincent shoot him repeatedly] Marvin: Oh fuck. I'm fucked. Oh fuck, oh fuck. Vincent: Is he a friend of yours? Jules: Hmm? Oh, Vincent, Marvin. Marvin, Vincent. Vincent: Better tell him to shut the fuck up, he's getting on my nerves. Jules: Marvin. Marvin. MARVIN! I'd knock that shit off if I was you. – Pulp Fiction Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Vincent: You ever seen that show "Cops"? I was watching it one time, and there was this cop on, and he was talking about this gun fight he had in the hallway with this guy, right, and he just unloaded on this guy, and nothing happened, he didn't hit nothing. Okay, it was just him and this guy. I mean, you know, it's freaky, but it happens. Jules: Look, you want to play blind man, go walk with the shepherd, but me - my eyes are wide fucking open. Vincent: The fuck does that mean? Jules: I mean, that's it for me. From here on in, you consider my ass retired. Vincent: Jesus Christ... Jules: No blasphemy. Vincent: God damn it, Jules... Jules: I said don't do that! Vincent: Hey, you know why the fuck you fucking freaking out on us? Jules: Look, I'm telling Marsellus today, I'm through. Vincent: But why don't you tell him at the same time, why? Jules: Don't worry, I will. Vincent: Yeah, and I bet you ten thousand dollars he laughs his ass off. Jules: I don't give a damn if he does. Vincent: Marvin, what do you make of all this? Marvin: Man, I don't even have an opinion. Vincent: [Turns around, sloppily pointing his gun at Marvin] Well, you got to have an opinion! I mean, do you think that God came down from heaven and stopped the ... [Vincent's gun goes off] Jules: Oh! The fuck's happening?! Ah! Vincent: Oh shit! Jules: Man! Vincent: Oh, man, I shot Marvin in the face! Jules: What!? Why the fuck'd you do that?! Vincent: Well, I didn't mean to do it, it was an accident. Jules: Oh man, I seen some crazy ass shit in my time, but this... Vincent: Chill out man, I told you it was an accident, you probably went over a bump or something. Jules: Hey, the car ain't hit no motherfucking bump. Vincent: Hey look man, I didn't mean to shoot the son of a bitch, the gun went off I don't know why. Jules: Well look at this fucking mess, man! We're on a city street in broad daylight here. Vincent: I don't believe it, man! Jules: Well, believe it now MOTHERFUCKER, we got to get this car off the road! You know cops tend to notice shit like you're driving a car drenched in fucking blood! Vincent: Just take it to a friendly place, that's all. Jules: This is the valley, Vincent. Marsellus ain't got no friendly places in the valley. Vincent: Well, Jules, this ain't my fucking town, man!! Jules: Shit! Vincent: What you doing? Jules: Calling my partner in Toluca Lake. Vincent: Where's Toluca Lake? Jules: Just over the hill here, over by Burbank studios. If Jimmie's ass ain't home I don't know what the fuck we going to do man, cause I don't got no other partners in 818. [over the telephone] Jimmie, yo', how you doing, man, it's Jules. Just listen up, man, me and my homeboy in some serious fucking shit, we're in a car we need to get off the road pronto. I need to use your garage for a couple hours... – Pulp Fiction Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mia Wallace: So, did you think of something to say? Vincent Vega: As a matter of fact, I did. However, you seem like a really nice person, and I don't want to offend you. Mia Wallace: Ooh! This doesn't sound like the usual mindless, boring, getting-to-know-you chit-chat. This sounds like you have something to say. – Pulp Fiction Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Butch has saved Marsellus, who was being raped by Zed] Butch: You okay? Marsellus: ...Nah, man. I'm pretty fucking far from okay. [Zed, who had just been shot by Marsellus, screams and moans in agony] Butch: What now? Marsellus: What now? Let me tell you what now. Imma call a couple of hard, pipe-hittin' niggas to go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. [to Zed] You hear me talking, hillbilly boy?! I ain't through with you by a goddamn sight. Imma get medieval on yo' ass. Butch: I meant, what now between me and you. Marsellus: Oh, that "what now." I tell you what now between me and you. There is no "me and you". Not no more. Butch: So we cool? Marsellus: Yeah, we cool. Two things: don't tell nobody about this. This shit is between me, you, and Mr. soon-to-be-living-the-rest-of-his-short-ass-life-in-agonizing-pain rapist here. It ain't nobody else's business. Two: you leave town tonight, right now, and when you gone, you stay gone, or you be gone. You lost all your LA privileges. Deal? Butch: Deal. Marsellus: Now get your ass out of here. – Pulp Fiction Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Jules: Mmm. Goddamn, Jimmie. This is some serious gourmet shit. Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice, right? And he springs this serious gourmet shit on us. What flavor is this? Jimmie: Knock it off, Julie. Jules: What the fuck did you just call me?! Jimmie: I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it, I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping, she buys shit. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it, I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It ain't the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage. Jules: Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that. Jimmie: No, I wanna ask you a question. When you came pullin' in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage"? Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no... Jimmie: [shouting] Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage"? Jules: No, I didn't. Jimmie: [shouting] You know why you didn't see that sign? Jules: Why? Jimmie: [still shouting] 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business, that's why. Jules: But Jimmie, we ain't gonna store the motherfucker. Jimmie: No, no, no, no, no, don't you fucking realize, man, that if Bonnie comes home and finds a dead body in her house, I'm gonna get divorced? All right? No marriage counseling, no trial separation, I'm going to get fucking divorced, okay? And I don't want to get fucking divorced. Now man, you know, fuck, I wanna help you, but I don't want to lose my wife doing it, all right? Jules: Jimmie, Jimmie, she ain't gonna leave you. Jimmie: Don't fucking "Jimmie" me, Jules, okay? Don't fucking "Jimmie" me. There's nothing that you're gonna say that's gonna make me forget that I love my wife, is there? Now look, you know, she comes home from work in about an hour and a half. Graveyard shift at the hospital. You gotta make some phone calls? You gotta call some people? Well, then do it. And then get the fuck out of my house before she gets here. Jules: Hey, that's Kool and the Gang. You know, we don't wanna fuck your shit up. All we wanna do is call my people and get them to bring us in, that's all. Jimmie: You don't wanna fuck my shit up? You're fucking up my shit right now. You're gonna fuck my shit up big time if Bonnie comes home. So just do me that favor, all right? The phone is in my bedroom, I suggest you get going. – Pulp Fiction Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Marsellus: [calmly] Yeah, I grasp that, Jules. All I'm doing is contemplating the ifs. Jules: [nervous] I don't wanna hear 'bout no motherfucking ifs. All I wanna hear from your ass is, "You ain't got no problem, Jules, I'm on the motherfucker. Go back in there, chill them niggas out and wait for the cavalry, which should be coming directly". Marsellus: You ain't got no problem, Jules. I'm on the motherfucker. Go back in there and chill them niggas out and wait for The Wolf, who should be coming directly. Jules: [Jules pauses and becomes calm] You sending The Wolf? Marsellus: Oh, you feel better, motherfucker? Jules: [laughing] Shit, negro, that's all you had to say! – Pulp Fiction Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
The Wolf: Okay, first thing: You two, take the body, stick it in the trunk. Now, Jimmy, this looks to be a pretty domesticated house. That would lead me to believe that in the garage or under the sink, you've got a bunch of cleaners and cleansers and shit like that? Jimmy: Yeah, Mr. Wolfe, under the sink. The Wolf: Good. What I need you, two fellas, to do is take those cleaning products and clean the inside of the car. I'm talking fast, fast, fast. You need to go in the back seat, scoop up all of those pieces of brain and skull, get it out of there, wipe down the upholstery. Now, when it comes to upholstery, it don't need to be spic-and-span. You don't need to eat off it, just give it a good once-over. What you need to take care of are the really messy parts. Those pools of blood, you got to soak that shit up. Now, Jimmy, we need to raid in your closet. I need blankets, I need comforters, I need quilts, I need bedspreads; the thicker the better, the darker the better. No whites, can't use 'em. We need to camouflage the interior of the car. We're going to line the front seat and the back seat and the floorboards with quilts and blankets. So, if a cop stops us and starts sticking his big snot in the car, the subterfuge won't last, but at a glance, the car will appear to be normal. Jimmy, lead the way. Boys, get to work. Vincent: A "please" would be nice. The Wolf: Come again? Vincent: I said a "please" would be nice. The Wolf: Get it straight, Buster. I'm not here to say "please". I'm here to tell you what to do. And if self-preservation is an instinct you possess, you better fucking do it and do it quick. I'm here to help. If my help's not appreciated, lots of luck, gentlemen. Jules: No no, Mr. Wolfe, it's not like that. Your help is definitely appreciated. Vincent: Look, Mr. Wolfe, I respect you. I just don't like people barking orders at me, that's all. The Wolf: If I'm curt with you, it's because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast, and I need you two guys to act fast if you want to get out of this. So pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the fucking car. – Pulp Fiction Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Jules: [while cleaning the bloodied car] Oh man, I will never forgive your ass for this shit. This is some fucked up repugnant shit. Vincent: Jules, did you ever hear the philosophy that once a man admits that he is wrong, that he is immediately forgiven for all wrongdoings? Have you ever heard that? Jules: Get the fuck outta my face with that shit. The motherfucker who said that shit never had to pick up itty bitty pieces of skull on the account of your dumb ass. Vincent: I got a threshold, Jules, I got a threshold for the abuse that I will take. And right now I’m a fucking race-car, alright, and you got me in the red. And I’m just saying, I’m just saying that it’s fucking dangerous to have a race-car in the fucking red, that’s all. I could blow. Jules: Oh, oh, you ready to blow? Vincent: Yeah, I’m ready to blow. Jules: Well I’m a mushroom cloud layin’ motherfucker, motherfucker. Every time my fingers touch brain, I’m "Superfly TNT". I’m "The Guns of the Navarone". In fact, what the fuck am I doing in the back? You the motherfucker should be on brain detail. We’re fucking switching. I’m washing the windows, and you picking up this nigga's skull. – Pulp Fiction Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Jules: Man, I just been sitting here thinking. Vincent: About what? Jules: About the miracle we just witnessed. Vincent: The miracle you witnessed. I witnessed a freak occurrence. Jules: What is a miracle, Vincent? Vincent: An act of God. Jules: And what's an act of God? Vincent: When God makes the impossible possible. But this morning, I don't think it qualifies. Jules: Hey, Vincent, don't you see? That shit don't matter. You're judging this shit the wrong way. I mean, it could be that God stopped the bullets, or He changed Coke to Pepsi, He found my fucking car keys. You don't judge shit like this based on merit. Now, whether or not what we experienced was an "according to Hoyle" miracle is insignificant. What is significant is that I felt the touch of God. God got involved. Vincent: But why? Jules: Well, that's what's fucking with me. I don't know why, but I can't go back to sleep. Vincent: You serious? You're really thinking about quitting? Jules: The life? Vincent: Yeah. Jules: Most definitely. Vincent: Oh, fuck. What'cha gonna do, then? Jules: Well, that's what I've been sitting here contemplating. First, I'm going to deliver this case to Marsellus, then, basically, I'm just going to walk the Earth. Vincent: What'cha mean, "walk the Earth"? Jules: You know, like Caine in Kung Fu: walk from place to place, meet people, get into adventures. Vincent: And how long do you intend to walk the Earth? Jules: Until God puts me where He wants me to be. Vincent: And what if He don't do that? Jules: If it takes forever, then I'll walk forever. Vincent: So you decided to be a bum? Jules: I'll just be Jules, Vincent; no more, no less. Vincent: No, Jules. You've decided to be a bum. Just like those pieces of shit out there who beg for change, sleep in garbage bins and eat what I throw away. They got a name for that, Jules: it's called "a bum". And without a job, a residence or legal tender, that's exactly what you're going to be: a fucking bum. Jules: Look, my friend, this is just where you and I differ. Vincent: Jules, look, what happened this morning, I agree, it was peculiar. But water into wine, I... Jules: All shapes and sizes, Vincent. Vincent: Don't fucking talk to me like that, man. Jules: If my answers frighten you, then you should cease asking scary questions. Vincent: [pauses, looking annoyed] I'm gonna take a shit. Let me ask you something, when did you make this decision? When you were sitting there eating that muffin? Jules: Yeah, I was sitting here, eating my muffin and drinking my coffee and replaying the incident in my head, when I had what alcoholics refer to as a moment of clarity. Vincent: Fuck. To be continued. – Pulp Fiction Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Jules has a gun on Ringo; Yolanda points a gun at Jules, yelling hysterically] Yolanda: Don't you hurt him! Jules: Nobody's gonna hurt anybody. We're all gonna be three little Fonzies here, and what's Fonzie like? [Yolanda stares at him, confused] Jules: Come on, Yolanda! What's Fonzie like?! Yolanda: Cool? Jules: What? Yolanda: Cool. Jules: Correct-a-mundo! And that's what we're gonna be - we're gonna be cool. – Pulp Fiction Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Micky Duka: Stay away from me, Castle! I got friends, you know. Frank Castle: Let's talk about your friends. Micky Duka: Make your own friends, buddy. I'm not saying nothin'. I talk to you, they'll kill me. Frank Castle: If you don't help me, I'll kill you now, Mick. Micky Duka: The Saints tell me nothing! Frank Castle: Nothing? They pay your rent... your legal bills. You should know something. (Frank lights up a blow torch in front of Micky) Micky Duka: What's the torch for? Frank Castle: Two thousand degrees, Mick. Enough to turn steel into butter. It won't hurt at first. It's, uh, too hot, you see? The flame sears the nerve endings shut, killing them. Then you'll go into shock... and all you'll feel is... cold. Isn't science fun, Micky? Micky Duka: I-I don't know shit! Frank Castle: You'll smell burning meat, and then...then, it'll hurt. Micky Duka: I SWEAR, I'M TELLING THE TRUTH!!! [Frank goes behind the tied-up Mickey and uses the blow-torch on a steak and rubs Micky's back with a popsicle, and Micky flips out, thinking he's torching his back] Frank Castle: Smell that, Mick? I'm burning off some of your fat. Micky Duka: I'LL TELL YOU ANYTHING! Anything, anything you wanna know. Frank Castle: That's a good boy. Micky Duka: Okay, any involvement in Howard Saint's business involves two Cubans: the Toro brothers. They control all the prostitution and gambling, up and down the gulf coast. Tons of cash. They give their dirty money to Howard Saint, who transports it in cigarette boats to his banks in Grand Haven; washes it, and wires it back clean as a whistle. [Frank jabs him in the back] Micky Duka: FU--! FOR THE LOVE OF GO-! [Castle sticks a popsicle in his mouth and lowers him] Micky Duka: You are not a nice person. So, what's up, you gonna string up Howard Saint and blowtorch him? Frank Castle: I like that idea. But I have something better. And guess what? You're gonna help me. Unless you wanna stay Howard Saint's lackey for the rest of your life. Micky Duka: I hate the Saints. All of them. Frank Castle: Tell me about them. What do they do; where, when. Micky Duka: Howard Saint's a man of strict habits. He has first tee time five days a week at Tampa Springs. Never fails. He likes money, he likes power. But the thing this guy covets most, the wife, Livia. What happened to your family, Howard did that for her. She's just like him, and she's just as predictable. Every Thursday, she works out, gets her nails done and goes to the movies. Howard knows every move this broad makes. Any man who looks at her wrong, he ends up in Tampa Bay. Let's not forget Johnny boy, the son you didn't kill. What a putz. Last, but not least, Quentin Glass. Been with Howard 20 years-- the family consigliere, lawyer, CPA and a sadist. Who knows what's going on with this guy. – The Punisher Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Jigsaw: [Towards Loony Bin Jim's cruel asylum orderly as they break Loony Bin Jim out.] I'll take care of this guy. Loony Bin Jim: Oh no, brother. Fatso's mine! Jigsaw: Of course. [Loony Bin Jim slowly walks towards the orderly as the orderly stares in fear.] Loony Bin Jim: I'm gonna get my applesauce back. Did you know...kindeys and applesauce are a delicacy in Sweden? Did you know that? Yes. Yummy yummy yummy in my tummy tummy tummy. [Loony Bin Jim pins the orderley to the ground behind a desk as we hear tearing and gushing sounds with Loony Bin Jim growling insane and the orderly groans in pain] Pittsy: [holds a bottle of pills] What do you say, boss? Stuff might come in handy. Jigsaw: What for? Pittsy: Well, uh... in case he starts, you know, not feeling so good. [Loony Bin Jim tears the man's kidney out and starts eating it] Jigsaw: He's doing just great. – Punisher: War Zone Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Agent Budiansky: Which drawer? Martin Soap: What? Agent Budiasnky: The alleged punisher murders. Martin Soap: All of them. [Budiansky looks around the room, seeing that the room is filled with different file cabinets] – Punisher: War Zone Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Jigsaw: [After he and his goons break into the Donatelli home] Evening, Mrs. Donatelli. Or, will you be calling yourself "Miss" from now on? Angela Donatelli: What do you want from us? Jigsaw: I'm looking for my money, which your rat of a husband stole from me! Angela Donatelli: But we don't have it, I swear to god! Jigsaw: [To Grace] How about you, sweet-cheeks? Would you also like to swear on an imaginary friend? – Punisher: War Zone Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Chris Gardner: I am not what happened to me. I am what I choose to become. – The Pursuit of Happyness Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
V: I can assure you, I mean you no harm. Evey: Who are you? V: Who? Who is but the form, following the function of what, and what I am is a man in a mask. Evey: Well, I can see that. V: Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation, I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. Evey: Oh, right. V: But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona. V: Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valourous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition! (carves V in sign with sword) The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.(Laughs wheezily) Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V. Evey: Are you like a crazy person? V: I am quite sure they will say so. But to whom may I ask am I speaking? Evey: I'm Evey. V: Evey? E-V — of course you are. Evey: What do you mean by that? V: It means I, like God, do not play with dice, and do not believe in coincidence. Are you hurt? – V for Vendetta Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[When Olbricht and Stauffenberg arrive at Fromm's office, Field Marshal Wilhelm Keitel is inside; the two are engaged in a shouting match, arguing furiously.] Field Marshal Wilhelm Keitel: I have better things to do with my time than to come down here and clean up your mess! If you were enough of a man to run this department, I wouldn't have to do it myself! You're an old woman, Fromm! I'd send you to the front if I didn't think you'd surrender, just to be Montgomery's whore! [storms out as Fromm's secretary brings Stauffenberg and Olbricht in.] General Friedrich Fromm: What is it you want? General Friedrich Olbricht: I wanted to introduce our new man, Colonel Stauffenberg. Fromm: Ah! From Africa. Well, I'd offer you my hand, but I might not get it back. Col. Claus von Stauffenberg: I'd say the General's lost more important things this morning. Fromm: [breaks out in laughter] It's about time they put somebody with balls into this office, [laughs] Please sit down, Colonel. And Olbricht, if you must. [Stauffenberg and Olbricht sit at Fromm's desk] They tell me you're critical of the war, Colonel, not that you don't seem to have good reason. Stauffenberg: I am critical of indecision, General. Fromm: In the field? Stauffenberg: In Berlin. Fromm: So, that's why you're here, I take it. To make decisions... Stauffenberg: I've already made my decision. I'm here to help others make theirs. Fromm: They say when there's no clear option, the best thing is to do nothing. Stauffenberg: We're at war. We must act. Sometimes rashly. Fromm: And what rash action did you have in mind, Colonel? Stauffenberg: That would be a decision for the supreme military commander, sir. Fromm: A supreme commander. Second only to the Chancellor. If I were that man, this war would be going quite differently. Olbricht: Well, we were thinking the same thing. [pause] General Friedrich Fromm: I don't need to remind you that we have all sworn an oath to the Fuhrer. [Carefully disables a listening device in his telephone] Having said that, I'm going to forget this conversation ever took place, in the strict understanding that such talk never occurs again under this roof. Is that clear?! Col. Claus von Stauffenberg: Yes, sir. General Friedrich Olbricht: Yes, sir. General Friedrich Fromm: Now you can tell your friends, Colonel, that I always come down on the right side, and as long as the Fuehrer is alive, you know what side that is. – Valkyrie Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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