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Elijah Price:
It has begun. Tell me something, David. When you woke up this morning... Was it still there? The sadness?

David Dunn:
No.

Elijah Price:
I think this is where we shake hands. [handshake]

[flashback occurs upon shaking]

Bar Patron:
I worked in that building 25 years, I know all its secrets.

Elijah Price:
Secrets?

Bar Patron:
Like, if there ever was a fire on floors 1, 2 or 3, everyone in that hotel would be burned alive.

Train Conductor:
Passengers aren't allowed in there!

[flashbacks end]

Elijah Price:
You know what the scariest thing is? To not know your place in this world. To not know why you're here... That's... That's just an awful feeling.

David Dunn:
What have you done...?

Elijah Price:
I almost gave up hope. There were so many times I questioned myself...

David Dunn:
You killed all those people...

Elijah Price:
But I found you. So many sacrifices, just to find you.

David Dunn:
Jesus Christ...

Elijah Price:
Now that we know who you are, I know who I am. I'm not a mistake! It all makes sense! In a comic, you know how you can tell who the arch-villain's going to be? He's the exact opposite of the hero. And most times they're friends, like you and me! I should've known way back when... You know why, David? Because of the kids. They called me Mr Glass.

Unbreakable  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Elijah Price:
Why is it, do you think, that of all the professions in the world you chose protection?

David Dunn:
You are a very strange man.

Elijah Price:
You could have been a tax accountant. You could have owned your own gym. You could have opened a chain of restaurants. You could've done of ten thousand things, but in the end, you chose to protect people. You made that decision, and I find that very, very interesting.

Unbreakable  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Cindy Russell:
When Dad goes to New York, I'm going to take a week off work.

Tia:
So you can interview new housekeepers?

Cindy Russell:
I've had enough of your ugliness.

Tia:
Oh really?

Cindy Russell:
Mm-hmm. We're all just a little tired of the act.

Uncle Buck  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Maizy:
I don't know why we need boys at all. They're so loud.

Miles:
[off-screen] Shut up!

Maizy:
Shut up, yourself!

Tia:
We need boys so they can grow up, get married, and turn into shadows.

Uncle Buck  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Buck:
The guy's a predator and you're his prey.

Tia:
Really?

Buck:
You bet.

Tia:
And how would you know?

Buck:
When I was his age, I was a guy zooming girls like you. Pretty face, good chip on your shoulder.

Tia:
I recommend you stay out of my personal life!

Buck:
Do your parents stay out of your personal life?

Tia:
They don't know my personal life.

Buck:
Have they met twiddle-dink?

Tia:
His name is Bug.

Buck:
[chuckles] First or last?

Tia:
First!

Buck:
What's his last name, Spray?

Tia:
You should talk, "Buck."

Uncle Buck  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Buck:
[inquiring about the health of Bob's father-in-law] Her dad?

Bob Russell:
Hard to say.

Buck:
Oh, those medical terms eh?

Uncle Buck  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Buck:
Did you brush your teeth?

Miles:
Yeah. You can even feel my toothbrush.

Buck:
You know, I have a friend who works at the crime lab at the police station. I could give him your toothbrush and he could run a test on it... to see if you actually brushed your teeth... or just ran your toothbrush under the faucet.

[Buck leaves, as Miles gawks]

Maizy:
If that's true, we're gonna REALLY have to start brushing our teeth.

Uncle Buck  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Buck:
What, did you have a few drinks this morning? Huh? Yeah, I think you did.

Pooter-the-clown:
What are you? Mother Cabrini? You never touch the stuff?

Buck:
No, no. It's just that I wouldn't be drinking if I was going to entertain some kids. You know?

Pooter-the-clown:
I don't have to take any shit from you! You know who I am? In the field of local-live-home entertainment, I'm a GOD!

Buck:
Get in your mouse, and get out of here.

Pooter-the-clown:
Hey, you, let me tell you something you low-life, lying, four-flushing, sack-of-sh...

[Buck punches him in the face, Pooter drops, then gets back up like an inflatable clown and shakes the pain off]

Pooter-the-clown:
[growls]

[Buck punches him again, knocking him out]

Uncle Buck  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[at a meeting with the assistant principal, who has a large unsightly growth on her face]

Anita:
I'm Anita Hoargarth.

Buck Russell:
[Staring at it] Buck Melanoma, Moley Russell's wart. [she gives him a look] Not her wart, not her wart. I'm... I'm the wart. She's my tumor. My... my growth. My... uh, my pimple. I'm Uncle Wart. Just old Buckwart Russell. That's what they call me, or Melanoma Head. They'll call me that. "Melanoma Head's coming!" I'm s... uncle! Maisy Russell's uncle!

Uncle Buck  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Maizy:
[about the bowling alley] They have rent-a-shoes!

Tia:
And rent-a-foot disease!

Uncle Buck  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Miles and Maisey watch Tia make out with her boyfriend]

Miles:
That's a pretty stupid thing to do during flu season.

Maisey:
I'll bet she's getting the tongue!

Uncle Buck  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Buck:
You know there's uh, one family charity case who loves you very much.

Tia:
[crying] I'm sorry.

Buck:
Hey, come on. Nothing to be sorry about. I'm just glad I got a chance to know you again.

Uncle Buck  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Buck has shown Tia, her ex-boyfriend, Bug who is gagged and tied up in the trunk of his car. He undoes the duct tape]

Bug:
You shithead! I could've suffocated in here!

Buck:
You know what I'd like you to do. You could be doing both of us a favor. I'd like you to apologize to this lady, please.

Bug:
I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! OK, ASSHOLE! I'M SORRY!

Buck:
[Nowhere near satisfied with Bug's screaming apology] You may not know this, but I'm an amateur dentist.

Tia:
Oh yes, he is.

[She laughs raising the drill in front of Bug, who is scared straight]

Bug:
[Being serious] I'm sorry.

Uncle Buck  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Commander Krill (wearing women's clothing, makeup, fake breasts, and a wig):
Listen to the shit I have to put up with: "In the past few weeks, Commander Krill has become increasingly hostile to the crew, possibly due to anger over reviews of his performance. I recommend that he'll be given a psychological evaluation before taking over his next assignment!" Do I look like I need a psychological evaluation?

William Stranix:
(deadpan) Not at all.

Commander Krill:
(yanks off the wig) I got to change.

Under Siege  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

William Stranix:
The disk, Mr. Pitt. Guard it with your life.

Mr. Pitt:
Of course.

Under Siege  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

William Stranix:
Anything else you forgot to tell us about? Any other little memory losses or oversights, perhaps?

Commander Krill:
No other little memory losses or oversights perhaps. There's two men, one of them's locked up. And I'll take care of him...

William Stranix:
No, no, no. We'll handle it. Secure the galley. Send Cates, send Ziggs.

Shadow:
You got it.

Commander Krill:
This Marine's armed, Bill. I think we should send more, I'll go...

William Stranix:
Don't worry about it. These guys are professionals. They can handle twenty Marines, and a hundred cooks.

Under Siege  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

William Stranix:
Hear this, gentlemen: if any ships or aircraft approach within 100 miles, we will kill the crew and retaliate with everything in the ship's arsenal.

Tom Breaker:
Bill, this is Tom. What's going on?

William Stranix:
Hi, Tom! You know what's going on. I have 32 Tomahawks under my thumb, and the only think you can do about it is alert the media.

Tom Breaker:
You don't have the launch codes.

William Stranix:
Oh, uh, let me take a wild guess... (Pitt points to a monitor) Uh, 5-6-6-0-4-9, uh... 9-7-8-0?

(An aide hands a printout to Admiral Bates, confirming the codes.)

Tom Breaker:
This is insane.

William Stranix:
Oh, be careful with that word, Tom, please!

Under Siege  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

William Stranix:
(Checking Cates' corpse) The man that did this is a professional. Who is he, and what's he doing running around on my battleship, Mr. Krill?

Commander Krill:
Your battleship? You wouldn't be on this battleship if it wasn't for me. He's a cook, plain and simple...

William Stranix:
This is not the work of a cook.

Commander Krill:
He came on board with the captain. I know his routine, front and back. He's good with cooking knives...

(Stranix rips the throwing knife out of Cates's jugular and holds it up to Krill's face)

William Stranix:
Cooking knives? (angrily slams the throwing knife on the counter)

Commander Krill:
He got lucky. In my professional opinion, he is a military reject in command of a GALLEY...!

(hearing a beep, they turn and see Ryback's homemade bomb in the microwave)

Doumer:
GET DOWN!

(Ryback's bomb explodes. One of Stranix's men is killed in the bast)

Commander Krill:
What was that?

William Stranix:
That was a bomb, jackass. He used the microwave as a detonator.

Under Siege  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Krill found Ryback's personnel file]

Commander Krill:
Ryback's file wasn't in Personnel. It was in the Captain's private cabinet. Ryback is an ex-SEAL.

Doumer:
The Goddamn cook's a SEAL?

Commander Krill:
Shut up and listen. "Expert in Martial Arts, Explosives, Weapons and Tactics. Silver Star, Navy Cross, Purple Heart with Cluster, and Security Clearance revoked after Panama." That means he couldn't hold any rating except that of a yeoman...or a cook. How little did I know?

Shadow:
We just lost two more men in the Engine Room!

William Strannix:
You were told to review the personnel file on every individual on this ship.

Commander Krill:
I know what I was told, but I didn't have access to the Captain's files at that TIME!

Under Siege  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

(Jordan answers the SEAL satellite phone in the middle of Ryback's gunfight)

Jordan Tate:
Hello?

Admiral Bates:
Who in the hell is this?

Jordan Tate:
Who in the hell is this?

Admiral Bates:
This is Admiral Bates speaking. I'm trying to get a hold of Chief Ryback, is he about?

Jordan Tate:
He's in a gunfight right now, I'll have to take a message.

Secretary of Defense Trenton:
What the hell's going on over there?!

Under Siege  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

(Jordan jumps up and runs after Ryback)

Jordan Tate:
Bullshit, I'm not staying here!

Tackman:
Where're you going?!

Granger:
Tackman, what'd you say to her?!

Tackman:
Case, she's coming up behind you!

Ryback:
What are you doing?

Jordan Tate:
The safest place on this ship is right behind you!

Under Siege  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mr. Pitt:
Whatever they did, they're smarter than I am. Everything's dead. It's hopeless.

William Stranix:
Nothing is hopeless. (puts his gun into Pitt's eye socket) Take heart.

Mr. Pitt:
Just give me a little more time, I'll figure it out.

William Stranix:
I like your attitude. Excellent.

Under Siege  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

William Stranix:
All of my life. Saturday morning cartoons. The best. For example, remember those two little shrimps coming in, riding seahorses, little chaps, little pistols? Bang! Bang! Bang! Shooting over their shoulders. Rescue that lobster from the Swedish cook. Funniest thing I ever saw in my life! Splendid work, by the way.

Shadow:
Stranix...

William Stranix:
Splendid work. My, my, my, how hell doth quicken the spirit. Tomahawks!

Mr. Pitt:
They're up and ready.

William Stranix:
Where?

Mr. Pitt:
The fire control.

William Stranix:
Of course, the fire control. Chips and dips on the weather deck. Don't be late. Motor launch is waiting! All hands! Clear out of here!

Shadow:
Let's go. Stranix, four minutes.

Mr. Pitt:
Meet us at the motor launch.

Under Siege  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

William Stranix:
I'll take that weapon. Quietly. Now!

(William Stranix grabs Casey Ryback's gun and tosses it.)

Casey Ryback:
You look familiar. I know you, don't I?

William Stranix:
I think you do. Been a long time.

Casey Ryback:
Yes, sir. It has.

William Stranix:
Turn around. We'll have a tour. Step forward. Here we have our Tomahawks speeding their way to the sunny Aloha State. Turn around. As you can see, there will be no return. I got the key. The lock is broken. Step forward. Have a sit over there. You'll watch the end of the world on TV, my man. Put your feet up. Relax. You know, you're good. You are really good. It's a shame to kill you. Behold my finest work.

Casey Ryback:
Do me a favor. Tell me something. You really think blowing up a bunch of innocent people will change anything? What made you flip like this?

William Stranix:
I got tired of coming up with last-minute desperate solutions to impossible problems created by other fucking people.

Casey Ryback:
All your ridiculous, pitiful antics won't change a thing. You and I, we're puppets in the same sick play. We serve the same master and he's an ungrateful lunatic. There's nothing we can do about it. You and I are the same.

William Stranix:
Oh, no. No. No. No. There's a difference, my man. You have faith. I don't!

Under Siege  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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