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Ruth/Vesta Rose:
[taking notice of novel's author] Mary Fisher... any relation?

Mrs. Fisher:
My daughter.

Ruth/Vesta Rose:
Oh, how nice!

Mrs. Fisher:
She's a slut! Bitch keeps me in this dog pound while she lives the life of a princess in her goddamn mansion.

Ruth/Vesta Rose:
That doesn't seem fair.

Mrs. Fisher:
I ought to drop in on her one day. That'd scare the shit out of her!

She-Devil  Movie Quote

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Mary Fisher:
Oh, don't you look... what's the matter with your clothes?

Nicolette Patchett:
You did the laundry.

Mary Fisher:
Oh yes, must be something wrong with that machine.

She-Devil  Movie Quote

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Nicolette Patchett:
[looks at food] What is it?

Mary Fisher:
It's potage de creme cresson.

Andy Patchett:
What's that?

Mrs. Fisher:
It's French for dog puke.

She-Devil  Movie Quote

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Bob Patchett:
You know Mrs. Fisher, I haven't told you what a wonderful daughter you've got. You did a terrific job in raising her!

Mrs. Fisher:
You'd never know it the way she treats me! Ms. Famous Writer over there... You would think a 41-year old woman would have learnt to appreciate her mother!

Mary Fisher:
[angry] You would think that a mother would appreciate the very expensive nursing home her daughter pays for!

Bob Patchett:
Mary, I th... I thought you were 34?

Mary Fisher:
[nods]

Mrs. Fisher:
Ah she's 41, I got the birth certificate to prove it.

Mary Fisher:
[while simpering] Don't listen to her, she's getting... senile!

Mrs. Fisher:
[agitated] Bullshit, I remember everything! I remember when you were just a teena...

Mary Fisher:
[screaming] Nobody's interested in what you remember so you shut up!

She-Devil  Movie Quote

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Mrs. Trumper:
She doesn't need nursing. She needs TLC.

Mary Fisher:
What is that? A new drug?

She-Devil  Movie Quote

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Publicist:
What's that in your hair?

Mary Fisher:
Oh! It's a Gummy Bear! [eats it]

She-Devil  Movie Quote

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Bob has had charges prepared against him for embezzlement. He and Mary are meeting with Larry, his attorney

Larry:
Well Bob, this is serious. You are facing a fine of $200,000.

Mary Fisher{sotto}:
Oh, we can afford that.

Larry:
...and two to five years in state prison. Only two words can save you now.

Bob Patchett:
Pay off?

Larry:
No. Judge Phillips.

Bob:
Judge Phillips?

Larry:
We have drawn Judge Phillips and that is good news, very good news indeed. He was my dad's old golfing partner. Judge Phillips has earned a reputation of being, shall we say, considerate to white-collar criminals. We can say a computer bug somehow crept into your system and made errors in these accounts. I will be golfing with him this weekend so we can work out the plan. Besides, since a large part of the money was from Mary's account, it may work. After all, you would not steal from your woman, right?

Mary gives look to Bob as her lawyer unknowingly revealed Bob stole from her.

Bob Patchett:
Are you sure this can work?

Lawyer:
Hey, I do not get paid $350 an hour to give bad advice.

Bob and Mary depart lawyer's office. Larry gives himself a nervous look.

She-Devil  Movie Quote

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Mary Fisher:
How shall I inscribe this?

Ruth Patchett:
Would you sign it, "To Ruth"?

Mary Fisher:
"To Ruth, With Thanks, Mary Fisher."

Ruth Patchett:
Thank you.

Mary does a double take, having heard that name somewhere, but brushes it off. With a "devilish" twinkle in her eyes, Ruth departs; the next one in line steps up.

Alain:
Would you inscribe it "To Alain", please.

Mary Fisher:
Bien sur. (Translation: "Of course.")

Alain:
Your grasp of the Postmodern metaphor is wonderful, Mrs. Fisher.

Mary Fisher:
Oh, no, no, no. Miss Fisher. (She removes her glasses and begins to flirt) Please, call me...Mary.

She-Devil  Movie Quote

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Jacob Anderson:
  They come closer everyday, pa.

Charlie Anderson:
  They on our land?

Jacob Anderson:
  No, sir.

Charlie Anderson:
  Well, then, it doesn't concern us.

Shenandoah  Movie Quote

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Charlie Anderson:
  I've got five hundred acres of good, rich dirt, here, and as long as the rains come and the sun shines, it'll grow anything I have a mind to plant.  And we pulled every stump, and we cleared every field, and we done it ourselves without the sweat of one slave.

Johnson:
  So?

Charlie Anderson:
  "So"!?  So, can you give me one good reason why I should send my family, that took me a lifetime to raise, down that road like a bunch of damn fools to do somebody else's fighting?

Johnson:
  Virginia needs all of her sons, Mr. Anderson.

Charlie Anderson:
  That might be so, Johnson, but these are my sons! They don't belong to the state.   When they were babies, I never saw the state coming around with a spare tit!  We never asked anything of the state, and never expected anything.  We do our own living and thanks to no man for the right.  But seeing as how you're so worried about it, I'll tell ya:  If any of my boys thinks this war's right, and wants to join in, he's free to do it.  You all hear that!?  Did you hear it!?  You wanna dress up like these fellas, go ahead; here's your chance.  [none of Anderson's sons volunteer; the soldier realises he has lost this battle]

Shenandoah  Movie Quote

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Boy Anderson:
  What's confiscate mean, pa?

Charlie Anderson:
  Steal!

Shenandoah  Movie Quote

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Sam:
  [who has just learned he's being called to service]  I'll hav'ta leave ya; you know that, don't you?  Do you understand?

Jennie:
  Do you?

Shenandoah  Movie Quote

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Jennie:
  Yes, I'm a woman, but I don't see anybody here that I can't outrun, outride, and outshoot.  I'll unstrap for you, papa, and unhook, and I'll even sit here and watch you ride out of sight.

Charlie Anderson:
  And then what?

Jennie:
  And then I'll follow.

Charlie Anderson:
  That's what I thought.

Shenandoah  Movie Quote

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Gnomeo:
We're in trouble.

Lady Bluebury:
We know, dear. We didn't want to worry the others.

Lord Redbrick:
How bad is it?

Gnomeo:
This guy, Moriarty. He's gonna smash us all tomorrow night.

Female gnome with big ears:
We're going to be smashed!? This guy said we're all going to be smashed tomorrow!

Sherlock Gnomes  Movie Quote

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Sherlock Holmes:
Did you call me a selfish bastard?

Dr. John Watson:
Probably.

Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows  Movie Quote

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Sherlock Holmes:
By the way, who taught you how to dance?

Dr. John Watson:
[smiles] You did.

Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows  Movie Quote

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Taylor:
Oh, you aren't going to cry are you?

She's All That  Movie Quote

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Laney:
Simon! Simon, I have got your breakfast! Are you up?

Simon:
Give me a couple of minutes.

Laney:
Simon Boggs, there are children in Mexico who have already been up for three hours making clothes for corporate America.

She's All That  Movie Quote

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Dean:
His dad owns Harrison Ford.

Laney:
The actor?

Dean:
No, the car dealership.

She's All That  Movie Quote

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Mackenzie:
Nothing personal, Laney, but this particular... coif, doesn't really go with your face shape.

Laney:
What do you have in mind?

Mackenzie:
Well, I have an idea.

Laney:
What kind of idea?

Mackenzie:
...You'd really have to trust me.

She's All That  Movie Quote

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Melissa:
He spoke to me!

Girl #2:
He called you Connie!

Melissa:
So?

Girl #2:
Your name is Melissa!

She's All That  Movie Quote

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Cecil Parkes:
The page! For God's sake, the notes!

Peter Helfgott:
I'm sorry sir, I keep forgetting the notes.

Cecil Parkes:
Will it be asking too much to learn them first?

Shine  Movie Quote

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David:
Would you marry me?

Gillian:
Well, it wouldn't be very practical, David.

David:
Practical? No, of course not. Of course not. But then neither am I, Gillian. Neither am I. I'm not very practical at all.

Sylvia:
You'll miss the plane!

Gillian:
It's sweet of you, David. I don't know what to say.

David:
The stars, Gillian darling! Ask the stars!

Shine  Movie Quote

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Cecil Parkes:
Rachmaninov? Are you sure?

David:
Kind of. I'm not really sure about anything.

Cecil Parkes:
The Rach 3. It's monumental.

David:
It's a mountain. The hardest piece you could ever play.

Cecil Parkes:
No one's ever been mad enough to attempt the Rach Three.

David:
Am I mad enough, professor? Am I?

Shine  Movie Quote

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