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[Ruth comes into the bathroom where Bob is showering]

Bob Patchett:
[startled] Ruth! What the hell are you doing?! Oh, please, don't start now. My folks will be here soon.

Ruth Patchett:
I'm not starting anything, I just wanted to weigh myself.

Bob Patchett:
Yeah, no wonder you're upset.

She-Devil  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Ruth comes into the dining room with soup. She takes the lid off of the dish, exposing Andy's pet gerbil, Herbie, lying dead in the meal]

Bob Patchett:
Oh, my God!

Andy Patchett:
Herbie!

Nicolette Patchett:
I'm gonna barf.

Bob Patchett:
Ruth, what the hell is wrong with you?!

Ruth Patchett:
I'll go get a strainer.

She-Devil  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Bob's father:
Uh, if you were not in love with her why did you marry her, Bob?

Bob Patchett:
She was pregnant; YOU MADE ME, DAD!

Bob's father:
Oh, yeah, right.

Bob's mother:
Well, marriage is never easy, son.

She-Devil  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Bob Patchett:
Ruth, where are you going?!

Ruth Patchett:
I don't know, Bob. Into my future, I guess.

She-Devil  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mrs. Trumper:
Let me stress one thing above all else. You must report any damp or smelly beds immediately.

Ruth/Vesta Rose:
Do you mean...

Mrs. Trumper:
INCONTINENCE! Bedwetters have no place in the Golden Twilight home!

She-Devil  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Nurse Hooper:
I know what you've been doing! The vitamins! The workouts! It's against the rules! I'm going to report you to Mrs. Trumper and then you'll be sorry!

Ruth/Vesta Rose:
I don't think so. I have been sorry my whole life and by the looks of it so have you, so you do whatever you want. It's a shame though, Hooper, I always thought women like us should stick together.

She-Devil  Movie Quote

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Bob Patchett:
Mary, what's wrong?

Mary Fisher:
Your son and that mongrel are molesting my poodle.

She-Devil  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Ruth/Vesta Rose:
[taking notice of novel's author] Mary Fisher... any relation?

Mrs. Fisher:
My daughter.

Ruth/Vesta Rose:
Oh, how nice!

Mrs. Fisher:
She's a slut! Bitch keeps me in this dog pound while she lives the life of a princess in her goddamn mansion.

Ruth/Vesta Rose:
That doesn't seem fair.

Mrs. Fisher:
I ought to drop in on her one day. That'd scare the shit out of her!

She-Devil  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mary Fisher:
Oh, don't you look... what's the matter with your clothes?

Nicolette Patchett:
You did the laundry.

Mary Fisher:
Oh yes, must be something wrong with that machine.

She-Devil  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Nicolette Patchett:
[looks at food] What is it?

Mary Fisher:
It's potage de creme cresson.

Andy Patchett:
What's that?

Mrs. Fisher:
It's French for dog puke.

She-Devil  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Bob Patchett:
You know Mrs. Fisher, I haven't told you what a wonderful daughter you've got. You did a terrific job in raising her!

Mrs. Fisher:
You'd never know it the way she treats me! Ms. Famous Writer over there... You would think a 41-year old woman would have learnt to appreciate her mother!

Mary Fisher:
[angry] You would think that a mother would appreciate the very expensive nursing home her daughter pays for!

Bob Patchett:
Mary, I th... I thought you were 34?

Mary Fisher:
[nods]

Mrs. Fisher:
Ah she's 41, I got the birth certificate to prove it.

Mary Fisher:
[while simpering] Don't listen to her, she's getting... senile!

Mrs. Fisher:
[agitated] Bullshit, I remember everything! I remember when you were just a teena...

Mary Fisher:
[screaming] Nobody's interested in what you remember so you shut up!

She-Devil  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mrs. Trumper:
She doesn't need nursing. She needs TLC.

Mary Fisher:
What is that? A new drug?

She-Devil  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Publicist:
What's that in your hair?

Mary Fisher:
Oh! It's a Gummy Bear! [eats it]

She-Devil  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Bob has had charges prepared against him for embezzlement. He and Mary are meeting with Larry, his attorney

Larry:
Well Bob, this is serious. You are facing a fine of $200,000.

Mary Fisher{sotto}:
Oh, we can afford that.

Larry:
...and two to five years in state prison. Only two words can save you now.

Bob Patchett:
Pay off?

Larry:
No. Judge Phillips.

Bob:
Judge Phillips?

Larry:
We have drawn Judge Phillips and that is good news, very good news indeed. He was my dad's old golfing partner. Judge Phillips has earned a reputation of being, shall we say, considerate to white-collar criminals. We can say a computer bug somehow crept into your system and made errors in these accounts. I will be golfing with him this weekend so we can work out the plan. Besides, since a large part of the money was from Mary's account, it may work. After all, you would not steal from your woman, right?

Mary gives look to Bob as her lawyer unknowingly revealed Bob stole from her.

Bob Patchett:
Are you sure this can work?

Lawyer:
Hey, I do not get paid $350 an hour to give bad advice.

Bob and Mary depart lawyer's office. Larry gives himself a nervous look.

She-Devil  Movie Quote

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Mary Fisher:
How shall I inscribe this?

Ruth Patchett:
Would you sign it, "To Ruth"?

Mary Fisher:
"To Ruth, With Thanks, Mary Fisher."

Ruth Patchett:
Thank you.

Mary does a double take, having heard that name somewhere, but brushes it off. With a "devilish" twinkle in her eyes, Ruth departs; the next one in line steps up.

Alain:
Would you inscribe it "To Alain", please.

Mary Fisher:
Bien sur. (Translation: "Of course.")

Alain:
Your grasp of the Postmodern metaphor is wonderful, Mrs. Fisher.

Mary Fisher:
Oh, no, no, no. Miss Fisher. (She removes her glasses and begins to flirt) Please, call me...Mary.

She-Devil  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jacob Anderson:
  They come closer everyday, pa.

Charlie Anderson:
  They on our land?

Jacob Anderson:
  No, sir.

Charlie Anderson:
  Well, then, it doesn't concern us.

Shenandoah  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Charlie Anderson:
  I've got five hundred acres of good, rich dirt, here, and as long as the rains come and the sun shines, it'll grow anything I have a mind to plant.  And we pulled every stump, and we cleared every field, and we done it ourselves without the sweat of one slave.

Johnson:
  So?

Charlie Anderson:
  "So"!?  So, can you give me one good reason why I should send my family, that took me a lifetime to raise, down that road like a bunch of damn fools to do somebody else's fighting?

Johnson:
  Virginia needs all of her sons, Mr. Anderson.

Charlie Anderson:
  That might be so, Johnson, but these are my sons! They don't belong to the state.   When they were babies, I never saw the state coming around with a spare tit!  We never asked anything of the state, and never expected anything.  We do our own living and thanks to no man for the right.  But seeing as how you're so worried about it, I'll tell ya:  If any of my boys thinks this war's right, and wants to join in, he's free to do it.  You all hear that!?  Did you hear it!?  You wanna dress up like these fellas, go ahead; here's your chance.  [none of Anderson's sons volunteer; the soldier realises he has lost this battle]

Shenandoah  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Boy Anderson:
  What's confiscate mean, pa?

Charlie Anderson:
  Steal!

Shenandoah  Movie Quote

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Sam:
  [who has just learned he's being called to service]  I'll hav'ta leave ya; you know that, don't you?  Do you understand?

Jennie:
  Do you?

Shenandoah  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jennie:
  Yes, I'm a woman, but I don't see anybody here that I can't outrun, outride, and outshoot.  I'll unstrap for you, papa, and unhook, and I'll even sit here and watch you ride out of sight.

Charlie Anderson:
  And then what?

Jennie:
  And then I'll follow.

Charlie Anderson:
  That's what I thought.

Shenandoah  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Gnomeo:
We're in trouble.

Lady Bluebury:
We know, dear. We didn't want to worry the others.

Lord Redbrick:
How bad is it?

Gnomeo:
This guy, Moriarty. He's gonna smash us all tomorrow night.

Female gnome with big ears:
We're going to be smashed!? This guy said we're all going to be smashed tomorrow!

Sherlock Gnomes  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Sherlock Holmes:
Did you call me a selfish bastard?

Dr. John Watson:
Probably.

Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Sherlock Holmes:
By the way, who taught you how to dance?

Dr. John Watson:
[smiles] You did.

Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Taylor:
Oh, you aren't going to cry are you?

She's All That  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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