Ed:
What's the plan then?
Shaun:
Right. We take Pete's car, we drive over to mum's, we go in, take care of Phillip ["I'm so sorry, Phillip."], then we grab mum, we go over to Liz's place, hole up, have a nice cup of tea and wait for all this to blow over.
Ed:
Why have we got to go to Liz's?
Shaun:
Because we do.
Ed:
But she dumped you!
Shaun:
I have to know if she's all right!
Ed:
Why?
Shaun:
Because I love her!
Ed':
All right...gay. I'm not staying there, though.
Shaun:
Why not?
Ed:
If we hole up, I wanna be somewhere familiar, I wanna know where the exits are, and I wanna be allowed to smoke.
Shaun:
Okay. Take Pete's car, go around mum's, go in, deal with Phillip ["Sorry Phillip!"], grab mum, go to Liz's, pick her up, bring her back here, have a nice cup of tea and wait for all this to blow over.
Ed:
Perfect!
Shaun:
No, no, no, no, no, wait, we can't bring her back here.
Ed:
Why not?
Shaun:
Well, it's not really safe, is it?
Ed:
Yeah, look at the state of it.
Shaun:
Where's safe? where's familiar?
Ed:
Where can I smoke?
Shaun:
Take car. Go to mum's. Kill Phil ["Sorry!"], grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?
Ed:
Yeah, boyyyeee!
