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Carly:
None of this would have happened if we hadn't stole Shaggy from Grant & Strictland.

Dave:
(as dog) You what? Stole him? You stole a dog from Grant & Strictland and you lied about it!

Trey:
(holds up bone) Fetch, boy!

Dave:
I am not your boy and I'm not gonna fe-- (Trey throws bone) Oh, hey, I'll be right back!

– The Shaggy Dog  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

(Dave spies on Kozak and his scientists with Lance Strickland via. Airvent. Suddenly, Strickland begins to shake conversely.)

Gwen:
He's going to shock. It's the serum. It doesn't work.

Dr. Kozak:
Of course it works. Just couldn't give it to him.

Dave:
What have you done to him?

Dr. Kozak:
Lance? Lance, I'm so sorry that I have to do this to you, but I just couldn't let you take all of the credit again. Plus, you're a pig and I hate you. I hate you in so many ways. Could you hold this for a second? (hands the syringe to Larry) Get rid of it, accomplice.

Gwen:
But, is he...dead?

Dr. Kozak:
No, he's not dead. He's fully conscious, but he's unable to speak. The doctors will think he's dementia. The drug itself will wear off in a few months. But by then, I'll be CEO. And I will be famously, insanely, and imaginably wealthy!

Larry:
This was not part of the plan!

Gwen:
It's totally wrong.

Dr. Kozak:
Of course you cut those if you're not sure.

Larry:
Hold on.

Gwen:
It's fine with me.

Dr. Kozak:
Good. Larry, you park him in his desk for me. Or, should I say my desk?

– The Shaggy Dog  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Carly:
Shaggy, would you stop making such a-- That's impossible.

(The message reads "I am Dad".)

Dave:
(as a dog) Finally.

Josh:
How?

(Dave scramble the letters to make a word:
Grand and Strictland)

Josh:
Grant and Strictland?

Dave:
(as a dog) Yes.

Carly:
Well, Mr. Forrester said that they were making mutant animals. That's when I found Shaggy but Shaggy bit Dad. Oh, Daddy!

Dave:
(as a dog) It's okay, kiddo. It's okay.

Carly:
I'm sorry this is all my fault. Could you please forgive me?

Dave:
(as a dog) There's nothing to forgive.

– The Shaggy Dog  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dave:
(as a dog) Here. This is what you love because if you keep playing football, you're gonna get hurt.

Josh:
Thanks, Dad.

Dave:
(as a dog) Here's something else.

(Dave shows a Math book)

Josh:
I know, I know.

Dave:
(as a dog) Deal?

Josh:
It's a deal.

– The Shaggy Dog  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dr. Kozak:
I'm sorry you're a dog. I am also very sorry that you won't be leaving here alive. People will be wondering where you disappeared to. After all, dogs do wander off.

Dave:
(as a dog) I can't believe you think you'll get away with this, Kozak.

Dr. Kozak:
Unless before you die, we are going to run some tests on you. Eenie, meenie, minie, cut you, ow, your nose is coming off, because we just don't understand how you turned into him. I'm very excited. I just can't wait to get inside that body of yours and just poke around for--

(Dave bites Dr. Kozak's finger)

Dr. Kozak:
Oh, you filthy little mongrel! That wasn't very nice.

Dave:
(as a dog) Ooh, that hurt, didn't it?

Dr. Kozak:
We have to work on that attitude when I get back. Meanwhile, we run upstairs for a minute. It seems Dr. Strictland is having bit of a healthy crisis. After that on the court, just when Forrester back down to save his skin, we'll cut you like a birthday cake later.

– The Shaggy Dog  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dave:
Dr. Kozak, is it true your company is working on a drug that will extend human life like a 100 years?

Dr. Kozak:
I am not at liberty to discuss that matter.

Dave:
Of course you're not. But if that were true, that would be pretty big deal, right?

Dr. Kozak:
If it were true, which it is not, probably.

Dave:
Whoever is in charge of developing such a thing, who will not be only insanely wealthy, they will be immortalize in history, right?

Dr. Kozak:
Yes, I suppose it would.

Dave:
Wow. What a thrill it must be to work under Dr. Strictland.

(Dr. Kozak scratches his ear)

Dr. Kozak:
Excuse me.

Dave:
Dr. Strictland, your creative force of your company, right?

Dr. Kozak:
Well, it takes many different people to contribute to the higher... (babbles)

Dave:
Yes, yes. What an honor it must be to work at Dr. Strictland's shadow.

Dr. Kozak:
No, no, I don't work at anyone's shadow. Why would I could live myself?

Dave:
Doctor's nothing wrong with second place. Second fiddle? Second bananas? Second up?

Dr. Kozak:
I am the chief scientist! I! Me! Mine! (starts growling)

Dave:
Oh, come on, you gone agitated self-dog pick a little virus in a lab, did you?

Dr. Kozak:
It must be something while you're around.

(Dave and Dr. Kozak begin to growl at each other)

– The Shaggy Dog  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dave:
Well, that's the evidence of genetic mutation I don't know what is.

Judge Whittaker:
On second thought, Bailiff take him to custody.

Dr. Kozak:
For what? Just for little DNA, huh? Don't you morons realize I can make us all immortal? Animals don't care they don't even understand what is going on.

Dave:
Don't tell me they don't understand. Animals understand. I know different.

Dr. Kozak:
(laughs) This isn't over yet. We got so much in common. So, stay in touch, huh?

– The Shaggy Dog  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Viola de Lesseps:
[as Thomas Kent] Tell me how you love her, Will.

William Shakespeare:
Like a sickness and its cure together.

– Shakespeare in Love  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Viola De Lesseps:
I have never undressed a man before.

William Shakespeare:
It is strange to me, too.

– Shakespeare in Love  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Philip Henslowe:
The show must... you know...

William Shakespeare:
[prompting him] Go on!

– Shakespeare in Love  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Reverend Larson:
First, I want you to promise that no matter what you do in life, you will never ever settle for average.

Young Hal:
Yes, sir.

Reverend Larson:
Second, don't be satisfied with routine poontang.

Young Hal:
[confused] Huh?

Reverend Larson:
Don't do what I did. I married for love, and your mother Betty, has been a nightmare.

Young Hal:
But, Dad, Mom's name is Marian.

Reverend Larson:
Listen to me, I'm giving you pearls here. And third, find yourself a classic beauty. With a perfect can, and great totties. That will put you in good stead with the Lord. Its all in here. Yes, sir. Hot young tail's what its all about.

– Shallow Hal  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mauricio:
You had me at "Get lost".

– Shallow Hal  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Hal:
[noticing Rosemary across the field] Oh my God, there she is. There's Rosemary.

[Mauricio turns around seeing Rosemary as she is in reality]

Mauricio:
[trying to see where she is] Where?

Hal:
Right there.

Mauricio:
Right where?

Hal:
Straight ahead, across the field.

Mauricio:
Is she behind the Rhino?

– Shallow Hal  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Hal:
[after introducing his overweight girlfriend to Mauricio] Does she take the cake, or what?

Mauricio:
She takes the whole bakery, Hal.

– Shallow Hal  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Hal:
So what do you weigh, like 110? 115?

Rosemary:
[sarcastically] Which one of my butt cheeks are you talking about?

– Shallow Hal  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Hal:
Hey there, is this not the most adorable little girl? What is your name, sweetheart?

Little girl:
Cadence.

Hal:
Cadence, huh? A perfect name for a perfect little girl. I do not see what is wrong, I mean, she should be starring in commercials. Tell you what Cadence, I am going to hold you until the cows come home.

Hal picks up Cadence. Ugly nurse enters

Ugly nurse:
Visiting hours are over. Out now!

[Hal puts down Cadence]

Hal:
The cows came home.

– Shallow Hal  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Hal:
You screwed me, man. I had a beautiful, caring, funny, intelligent woman, and you made her disappear!

Mauricio:
No, I didn't. I just made Rosemary appear. There's a difference. It's called "reality".

Hal:
Hey, if you can see something and hear it and smell it. What keeps it from being real?

Mauricio:
Third party perspective? Other people agreeing that its real?

Hal:
Okay, let me ask you a question. Whose the all time love of your life?

Mauricio:
Wonder Woman.

Hal:
Okay, well lets say Wonder Woman falls in love with you, right? Would it bother you if the rest of the world didn't find her attractive?

Mauricio:
Not at all. Cause I know they'd be wrong.

Hal:
That's what I had with Rosemary! I saw a knockout! I don't care what anybody else saw!

Mauricio:
[realizing] Geez, I never thought about it that way. [laughs] Hey, I guess I really did screw you, huh?

Hal:
[sighs] What am I gonna do?

Mauricio:
Hey, hey, don't panic. We just get Tony Robbins back here. He puts the Vulcan mind-meld on ya and then he puts you back under.

Hal:
[relieved] Good idea.

Mauricio:
In the mean time, you just have to avoid Rosemary.

Hal:
Why?

Mauricio:
Because if you see the real Rosemary, hypnosis is not gonna help you. I mean, its the jaws of life to get that image out of your head.

– Shallow Hal  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Joey:
Somebody's comin', Pa!

Joe Starrett Sr.:
Well, let him come.

– Shane  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Shane:
You were watchin' me down the trail for quite a spell, weren't you?

Joey:
Yes I was.

Shane:
You know, I... I like a man who watches things go on around. It means he'll make his mark someday.

– Shane  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Ryker:
Howdy Starrett.

Morgan:
'specting trouble?

Ryker:
I don't want no trouble, Starrett. I came to inform ya. I got that beef contract for the reservation.

Joe:
Did it take this many of you to tell me that?

Ryker:
I mean business.

Joe:
Then you tend to your own.

Ryker:
That's just what I'm doing! I'm telling ya now, I'm gonna need all my range.

Joe:
Now that you've warned me, would you mind gettin' off my place?

Ryker:
Your place! You're gonna have to get out before the snow flies.

Joe:
And supposin' I don't?

Ryker:
You and the other squatters...

Joe:
Homesteaders, you mean, don't you?

Ryker:
I could blast you out of here right now, you and the others.

Joe:
Now you listen to me, the time for gun-blastin' a man off of his own place is past. Why, they're building a penitentiary right now...

Marion:
[interrupting] Joe, that's enough.

Morgan:
[to Shane]Who are you, stranger?

Shane:
I'm a friend of Starrett's.

– Shane  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Joe:
These old-timers, they just can't see it yet, but runnin' cattle on an open range just can't go on forever. It takes too much space for too little results. Those herds aren't any good. They're all horns and bone. Now, cattle that is bred for meat and fenced in and fed right - that's the thing. You gotta pick your spot, get your land, your own land. Now a homesteader, he can't run but a few beef. But he can sure grow grain and cut hay. And then what with his garden and the hogs and milk, well, he'll make out all right. We make out, don't we, Marion?

Marion:
[pause] Of course.

Joe:
I wouldn't ask you where you're bound.

Shane:
One place or another. Some place I've never been.

– Shane  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Joey:
Pa, do you think Shane will teach me to shoot?

Joe:
I'll teach you myself, once I get the time, Joey.

Joey:
Can you shoot as good as Shane, Pa?

Joe:
How do I know? I've never seen him shoot. But I doubt it.

Joey:
He didn't wear his gun today. Why is that, Pa?

Joe:
Well, he's tradin' at the store, not holdin' it up.

Joey:
But why, Pa, honest? Why didn't he?

Joe:
I don't wear one myself.

Joey:
It goes with him, though...Could you whip him, Pa? Could you whip Shane?

Joe:
Don't you ask nothin' but questions?

Joey:
But could you?

Joe:
Ooh, maybe. But there’s no call for that, Joey. Shane’s on our side.

Marion:
Somebody’s coming, Joe.

Joe:
I know. It’s Ernie Wright.

– Shane  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Chris:
Well now, looky here what we got. [to Pete] That’s one of the new ones. We call him Sody-pop.

Pete:
Deal me out.

Chris:
Why, what's the matter, Pete?

Pete:
Just say I'm superstitious.

Chris:
[to Shane] I guess you don’t hear very well, sodbuster. I told you that if you wanted to stay healthy you’d keep out of here. Look pig farmer, you’d better get back inside with the women and kids where it’s safe.... D’you hear me? Get goin’.

Shane:
Don’t push it, Calloway.

Chris:
Did you think you were goin’ to come in here and drink with the men?

Shane:
Set ‘em up, bartender. Two whiskies.

Chris:
You ain’t going to drink that in here.

Shane:
You guessed it.

– Shane  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Joey:
Mother, I just love Shane.

Marion:
Do you?

Joey:
I love him almost as much as I love Pa. That's all right, isn't it?

Marion:
He's a fine man.

Joey:
He's so good. Don't you like him, Mother?

Marion:
Yes, I like him too, Joey.

– Shane  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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