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Randy Meeks:
Get a room.

Scream 2  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Cotton Weary:
So, why don't you tell me, who you are?

Female Voice:
Oooh. You're naughty boy, Cotton. Now, what would your girlfriend say?

Cotton Weary:
What makes you think I have a girlfriend?

[Changes the voice]

Phone Voice:
I know you do. I'm right outside her bathroom door.

Cotton Weary:
Who is this?

Phone Voice:
She's in the shower. She's got a nice little ... voice. Let's come in for a closer look. Oh, she's very pretty, Cotton. A step up from Maureen Prescott. Speaking of which, let's play a little game. Answer right, your girlfriend lives. Answer wrong, she dies. Where's Maureen's daughter Sidney?

Cotton Weary:
Who the fuck is this?

Phone Voice:
Somebody who kills to know where Sidney Prescott is. One chance, Cotton. You've got connections, where is she?

Cotton Weary:
You listen me, you fucking psycho You lay a finger on Christine I swear to god, I'll kill you.

Phone Voice:
Wrong answer.

Scream 3  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Sarah answers the ringing phone]

Sarah:
Director's office.

Roman Bridger:
Sarah, it's Roman. I'm sorry I'm running late. I'm still on the 405. I'm about 10 minutes away.

Sarah:
Oh, it's no problem. I'm just looking at your music video awards.

Roman Bridger:
Uh, look, since I got you on the phone, let's talk about your character, okay?

Sarah:
What character? I'm Candy, the chick who gets killed second. I'm only in two scenes.

Roman Bridger:
You're not happy with your part.

Sarah:
I'm not happy that I am 35 playing a 21-year-old. I'm not happy that I have to die naked. And I'm not happy that my character is too stupid to have a gun in the house after her boyfriend's been cut into fish sticks.

Roman Bridger:
Mm-hm. Mm-hm. Great, okay. So let's run the lines.

Sarah:
Fine.

Roman Bridger:
Page 28. Candy's big moment.

Sarah:
Page 28. "Ring-ring. Hello?"

Roman Bridger:
"Hello?"

Sarah:
"Who's this?"

Roman Bridger:
"Who's this?"

Sarah:
"This is Candy. Hang on, let me get some clothes." See? I don't understand why I have to start the scene in the shower. The whole shower thing's been done. Vertigo. Hello? And I mean, my boyfriend just died. Why am I showering?

Roman Bridger:
[sighs] Why don't we just read the scene? "Candy. Nice name. Is that like Candy Cane or Candy Apple?"

Sarah:
Whatever. "Come on, who is this? I think you have the wrong number."

Roman Bridger:
"But you know my favorite name?"

Sarah:
"I'm hanging up right now."

Roman Bridger:
"It's Sarah."

Sarah:
[confused] Roman, that's not the line.

Roman Bridger:
It is in my script.

Sarah:
Has there been another goddamn rewrite? How the fuck are we supposed to learn our lines when there's a new script every 15 minutes?

Roman Bridger:
It's not just a new script. It's a new movie.

Sarah:
What? What movie?

Roman Bridger:
My movie.

[Roman's voice suddenly changes]

Phone Voice:
And it's called Sarah Gets Skewered Like a Fucking Pig! [Sarah's eyes widen] Still in character, Sarah?

Scream 3  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Sidney Prescott:
Hey, Detective. What's your favorite scary movie?

Detective Kincaid My life.

Sidney Prescott:
Mine, too.

Scream 3  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Maureen:
Sid [Sidney turns around from behind and Maureen wearing a white ghost] Give mommy a kiss, little makeup.

Sidney:
NO!!

Maureen:
[she tries to grabs Sidney] SIDNEY!! [Sidney jumps out of the window into the roof and falls into the green glass] [turns on the lights]

Dewey:
[comes into the movie set] SID! [running over to Sidney to be crying] Sid, you okay? [Sidney sets up] What happened?

Sidney:
[steals crying continues] The killer is in the house and he's upstairs! [she looks at the window]

Scream 3  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Sidney answers a cell phone at the police station]

Sidney Prescott:
Hello?

Sidney Prescott:
Hello?

Sidney Prescott:
Who is this?

Sidney Prescott:
Who is this?

Sidney Prescott:
Um, who's calling?

Sidney Prescott:
Um, who's calling?

Sidney Prescott:
Gale, Dewey, whoever, call me back. I can only hear myself.

Phone Voice:
I only hear you, too, Sidney.

[Sidney's eyes widen]

Sidney Prescott:
Who is this?

Phone Voice:
The question isn't who I am. The question is: Who's with me? [Sidney hears yells and cries for help from Dewey and Gale, causing Sidney to jump] Don't do it. If you do one thing to attract attention to yourself, one thing, I'll kill them both. Now, do you have somewhere we can be... alone?

Sidney Prescott:
Yes.

Phone Voice:
Yeah. Go there. [Sidney goes into the staff room] Oh, it's hard being friends with you, Sidney. When you're friends with Sidney, you die. Well, these friends don't have to, Sidney. It's up to you.

Sidney Prescott:
How do I know their voices are...?

Phone Voice:
Are real? How do you know you're not hearing things? How do you know I'm not someone in your head? Somewhere, you know. [More yells are heard from Dewey and Gale] Or do you?

Sidney Prescott:
You're dead.

Phone Voice:
I don't want them. I want you. It's simple. You show yourself, they survive. You run, they die! Don't you wanna know, Sidney, who killed her? Don't you wanna know who killed your mother?

Sidney Prescott:
Where?

Phone Voice:
She'd have been so happy, Sidney, to know we'd be together.

Sidney Prescott:
Where?!

Phone Voice:
I'll call you when you're on your way.

Scream 3  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Sidney has reached the house where Ghostface is holding Dewey and Gale hostage. Her cell phone rings. She answers it]

Sidney Prescott:
What?

Phone Voice:
You follow directions well, Sidney. Now, welcome to the final act. See that metal detector? Use it. [Sidney picks up a metal detector] All over, Sidney. Everywhere. [Sidney scans herself] Everywhere. The other leg, too. [Sidney scans her other leg, causing the detector to beep] Show it to me. [She takes out a gun] Throw it in the pool. [She does so] Now, come inside, Sidney.

Sidney Prescott:
No fucking way. How do I know they're not dead already?

Phone Voice:
They're right inside, waiting for you. Look for yourself. [Sidney sees Dewey and Gale tied up and walks over to them] Now that we're all here, the party can begin.

Scream 3  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Sidney is confronted by a person in a white, blood-stained cloth, speaking in Maureen's voice]

Maureen:
Sid... Sid... come in here... please. It's just me, Sid. Oh, I was so pretty. Everybody loved me. Have you missed me, Sidney? Would you like to hold me one last time? What's the matter? What are you staring at? Don't you remember your...

[Her voice changes]

Phone Voice:
Mother?

[The person takes off the cloth, revealing himself to be Ghostface, who locks the doors so Sidney cannot escape]

Ghostface:
[Speaking in the Phone Voice] You're not going anywhere, Sidney. It's time you came to terms with me and with Mother. Maybe you never knew her at all, Sidney. Maybe you just can't get past the surface of things. [Reveals his chest is bulletproof]

Sidney Prescott:
Who the hell are you?

Ghostface:
The other half of you. I searched for a mother, too, an actress named Rina Reynolds, tried to find her my whole life. And four years ago, I actually tracked her down, knocked at her door, thinking she'd welcome me with open arms. But she had a new life and a new name: Maureen Prescott! You were the only child she claimed, Sidney. She shut me out in the cold forever! Her own son.

[Takes off the mask to reveal himself as Roman]

Roman Bridger:
Roman Bridger, director. [Uses voice changer]

Roman Bridger/Phone Voice:
And brother.

Roman Bridger:
She slammed the door in my face, Sid. She said I was "Reena's" child and Reena was dead... and then it struck me. What a good idea, so I watched her. I made a little movie, a little family film. Seems Maureen..."Mom"... she really got around. I mean Cotton was one thing; everybody knew about that. But Billy's father - that was the key. Your boyfriend didn't like seeing his daddy in my film too much. He didn't like it at all. And once I supplied the motivation... all the kid needed was a few pointers. Have a partner to sell out in case you got caught, find someone to frame, it was like he was making a movie.

Sidney Prescott:
You. This is all because of you.

Roman Bridger:
I'm a director, Sidney. I direct. I had no idea they were gonna make a film of their own. What a film it turned out to be, huh? I mean, introducing Sidney the Victim, Sidney the Survivor, SIDNEY THE STAR!

Sidney Prescott:
Fine, you got what you wanted: hero and villain face-to-face. Well, you know what happens now? The villain dies!

Roman Bridger:
Exactly! But I'm not the villain, Sid. You are. [Brings out a captured John Milton] Here he is, the man who gave away your mother's innocence. Huh? What he did to her made her a slut, didn't it? Huh? She never recovered from that night, right here in this room. They fucked her three ways from Sunday, ruined her life. Ruined yours, too, didn't it, Sid? You hate him, Sid? Come on, I know you do. I'm sure you do.

[Brings out an answering machine that speaks in Sidney's voice]

Sidney Prescott:
I know who you are. I know what happened to my mother, and I want you to understand, I'm gonna make you pay!

Roman Bridger:
That's what the police are gonna find on Milton's answering machine, right next to his lifeless, mutilated corpse. [John mumbles] What? Can't hear ya.

John Milton:
You don't have to do this, Roman. Just tell me what you want. I can make it happen. Any picture. Name your budget. Script approval. Final cut!

Roman Bridger:
I already have it.

[He slits John's throat]

Sidney Prescott:
No! God! You spineless bastard!

Roman Bridger:
No, Sid, that would be you! You did it all. You did it! You call them all, even your closest... friends. Living in total isolation, the pressure of another movie about you, the discovery that Milton destroyed Mommy dearest, you finally just SNAPPED! And who's our hero, huh? The sole survivor. Who's the one who bravely faced down the psychopath and killed her with her own knife?! You're gonna pay for the life you stole from me, Sid. For the mother, and for the family, and for the stardom, and...GODDAMN IT! EVERYTHING YOU HAVE THAT SHOULD'VE BEEN MINE!

Sidney Prescott:
God, why don't stop your whining and get on with it! I've heard this shit before!

Roman Bridger:
STOP!

Sidney Prescott:
Do you know why you kill people, Roman? Do you?

Roman Bridger:
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!

Sidney Prescott:
Because you choose to! There is no one else to blame!

Roman Bridger:
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!

Sidney Prescott:
Why don't you take some fucking responsibility?!

Roman Bridger:
FUCK YOU!!!

Sidney Prescott:
FUCK YOU!

Scream 3  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Roman finds a weapon]

Sidney Prescott:
Hey! [Lifting up the killer's knife] Lose something?

Roman Bridger:
Found something. [Shooting Sidney with Mark's gun, but she is wearing a bulletproof vest]

Scream 3  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Dewey held gunpoint at a still-not dead Roman.]

Deputy Dewey Riley:
Be careful, Sid. Randy said the killer is always superhuman.

Sidney Prescott:
Yeah, well, he wasn't superhuman, Dewey. He wasn't superhuman at all.

[Roman gets up and begins to lunges at them. Dewey tries to shoot him, but Roman is still wearing his bulletproof vest as Dewey tries to shoot him.]

Roman Bridger:
Fucking kill me! You can't fucking kill me!!

Sidney Prescott:
Head! Head! HEAD, DEWEY!

Deputy Dewey Riley:
[turns to Sidney.] What?!

Sidney Prescott:
HEAD! Shoot him in the head!

[Dewey shoots Roman's head.]

Deputy Dewey Riley:
Thanks.

Sidney Prescott:
No, problem.

Scream 3  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Frank:
I am the youngest president in the history of television for a reason: I know the people.

Elliot:
Well, uh... granted but the people already wanna watch the show.

Frank:
That isn't good enough! They have got to be so scared to miss it! So terrified! Now if I were in charge, and I am. [laughs. IBC Executive laughs along with him but Frank looks at him and he shuts up] Perhaps I can help you. Here's the kind of thing I would have done. Grace, cue it up.

[Frank stands in front of the screens. Thunder sounds and ominous music start playing]

Scrooge Promo Announcer:
Acid rain.

[Images and sounds of people screaming; Frank makes a screaming face]

Scrooge Promo Announcer:
Drug addictions.

[Shows a guy groaning and shooting up on heroin. Scene changes to a jet taking off]

Scrooge Promo Announcer:
International terrorism.

[Jet blows up in midair. Scene changes to a guy pulling a shotgun out of a car]

Scrooge Promo Announcer:
Freeway killers.

[Guy with shotgun fires]

Scrooge Promo Announcer:
Now more than ever...

Frank:
[Speaking along with announcer] It is important to remember the true meaning of Christmas.

Scrooge Promo Announcer:
Don't miss Charles Dickens' immortal classic Scrooge. Your life...

Frank:
[Speaking along with announcer] ... might just depend on it.

[Promo holds on the image of a nuclear explosion. Frank takes a sip of coffee and looks at the executives]

Frank:
Not bad, huh?

Scrooged  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Frank:
I want to see her nipples.

Censor Lady:
But this is a Christmas show.

Frank:
Well, Charles Dickens would have wanted to see her nipples!

Carpenter:
You can barely see them nipples.

Frank:
See? And these guys are really looking!

Scrooged  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Ghost of Christmas Past:
You still spend the next fifteen years sitting on your ass watching TV.

Frank:
Check the records! I did some stuff. I played baseball. One year, I hit the home-run that won the big game--

Ghost of Christmas Past:
That was the kid on The Courtship of Eddie's Father.

Frank:
There was another time, though. I was on a hill covered with flowers, and there was a beautiful girl with pigtails--

Ghost of Christmas Past:
PATHETIC! You are so pathetic! That was Little House on the Prairie!

Frank:
... Was it the the homecoming episode?

Ghost of Christmas Past:
[exasperated] Yes, it was the homecoming episode of Little House. Let's face it, Frank. Garden slugs got more out of life than you.

Frank:
Yeah? Name one.

Scrooged  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Ghost of Christmas Past:
You left Claire for Frisbee the dog? Frank, let me sum this up for you: you don't know who you are, you don't know what you want, and you don't know what the hell is going on!

Frank:
I've made a few mistakes. I gotta live with that. But I do know who I am, I know what I want, and I know what's going on!

Ghost of Christmas Past:
[the Ghost has disappeared into a monitor, and whistles to get his attention] Hey, Frank! Up here!

Frank:
What's going on?

Ghost of Christmas Past:
How should I know? I'm just the ghost! So long, sucker!

Scrooged  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Props man tries to attach antlers to a mouse]

Props man:
I can't get the antlers glued to this little guy. We tried Crazy Glue, but it don't work.

Frank:
Did you try staples?

Scrooged  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Frank:
Same old Claire... still trying to save the world.

Claire:
You still trying to run it?

Scrooged  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Hub and Garth are standing in a large pond, firing shotguns at catfish when Walter and his mother arrive]

Garth:
He's runnin' for it!

Hub:
I got 'im!

Garth:
Damn. Empty!

Hub:
Get ammo; I'll keep him covered!

Mae:
Yoo-hoo!

[Hub and Garth look up, staring between Mae and each other in confusion.]

Garth:
Huh?

Hub:
You send for a hooker?

Mae:
Uncle Hub, Uncle Garth- it's me, Mae!

[Hub and Garth stare at her, still confused.]

Mae:
Mae! Pearl's daughter! And I brought Walter, your nephew!

Garth:
Relatives.

Hub:
[Groans] Damn.

Secondhand Lions  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Hood 1:
Hey, who do you think you are, huh?

Garth:
Just a dumb kid, Hub. Don't kill him.

Hub:
[to Garth] Right.

[Hub suddenly stands up and grabs Hood 1 by the throat]

Hub:
I'm Hub McCann. I've fought in two World Wars and countless smaller ones on three continents. I led thousands of men into battle with everything from horses and swords to artillery and TANKS! I've seen the headwaters of the Nile, and tribes of natives no white man had ever seen before. I've won and lost a dozen fortunes, KILLED MANY MEN! And loved only one woman, with a passion a FLEA like you could never begin to understand. That's who I am. NOW, GO HOME, BOY! [Throws Hood 1 at the other teenagers.]

Hood 1:
Let's show this old bastard who's tough! Get out your knives!

[The boys all open their switchblades, and Garth pumps his shotgun and aims it at them.]

Garth:
Now, boys, you're fixin' to let those teenage hormones get you into a world of trouble.

Hub:
Damn it, Garth, did I ask you to butt in?

Garth:
Hub, you've just come out the hospital.

Hub:
There's only four of 'em.

Garth:
Well, look, look. You fight this one first, then I'll let you fight the other three after, okay?

Hub:
Yeah! [To Walter] Watch this, kid.

Garth:
[To Hood 1] Now, you- you better pick that knife up. 'Cause, son, you're gonna need all the help you can get.

Secondhand Lions  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[A traveling salesman arrives, but unlike the others immediately takes cover behind his car, waving a white flag.]

Salesman:
Don't shoot! Don't shoot!

Garth:
He's been here before! This is no ordinary salesman.

Salesman:
Brothers McCann?

Hub:
Hell, I like me a challenge.

Salesman:
Can we talk?

Hub:
Come out where we can see you!

Salesman:
Put down your guns and I'll come out!

Garth:
[Grins] This guy is good.

Hub:
I'll cover him- you sneak around. [Walter tugs at his arm] What? What?

Walter:
Why not see what he's sellin'?

Salesman:
Let me just show it to you!

Hub:
What the hell for?

Salesman:
It's right behind my car!

Walter:
Well, what's the good of having all that money if you're never gonna spend it?

Salesman:
Trust me!

Garth:
Could be the kid has a point.

Hub:
Well. We'll see what the man's sellin'. Then we'll shoot him.

Garth:
Good plan.

Secondhand Lions  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Walter:
So can I keep him? I'll look after him and take care of him and feed him and everything! I never had a pet of my very own before.

Hub:
So kid, you want to take care of it, nurse it back to health?

[Walter nods eagerly.]

Hub:
Good. Then we shoot it.

[Hub and Garth walk away.]

Garth:
That's some lion you bought.

Hub:
That's some garden seeds you bought.

[Walter begins to close the crate, looks at lion.]

Walter:
Don't worry, they're not as bad as they seem right at first.

Secondhand Lions  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Walter:
What kind of greedy, no-good scum would turn in Uncle Hub for money?

Garth:
[Leans in and grins] Well, I would.

Walter:
[eyes widening with realization] Ah, it was a trick.

Garth:
Yeah, it was a trick.

Secondhand Lions  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Garth:
Looks like he's going to need stitches.

[Hub slams the butt of his gun onto Stan's face, breaking his nose]

Hub:
Yeah, a lot of damn stitches.

Secondhand Lions  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Garth and Hub are outside with Stan while Walter and his mother are inside the house; Stan's numerous injuries from being attacked by the lion mean he is almost entirely covered in casts.]

Garth:
Howdy, Stan.

Hub:
You know, you're lucky, Stan. Lucky the lion got to you before *we* did.

Secondhand Lions  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Hub and Garth are watching Mae and an injured Stan drive away with Walter]

Hub:
Damn. She doesn't deserve that kid. Maybe we'll get a lawyer.

Garth:
No judge is gonna take a kid away from his mother, give 'im to two old bachelor uncles.

Hub:
Well, maybe she'll sell 'im to us. How much money we got?

Garth:
Hub- there's nothin' we can do. He's gone.

Secondhand Lions  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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