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George:
What do you think?

Grover:
I think you better make a right up here and then a sharp left. I'm coming over.

[climbs over the seat. George suddenly swerves the car, causing Grover to lunge forward]

Grover:
Jesus Christ, man! That's how you murdered your victims? Put 'em in a car and bounced 'em to death?

George:
Sorry!

Grover:
Sorry, my ass! You dangerous. Proves one thing, though: you don't do this for no living.

George:
No I don't.

[George slows down for a semi-trailer in front]

Grover:
What are you slowing down for?

George:
There's a truck up ahead.

Grover:
So....there is a truck up ahead. Be a man! Let's turn on the siren. [George begins to accelerate and overtake the truck] Let's get them hippies off the road. Put some foot in it!!

[a car is coming the other way, causing George to swerve and lose control, and the car skids off the road]

George:
Would you like to drive for a while?

Silver Streak  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Grover:
You thinking about her?

George:
Yeah. Crazy thing is I just met her two nights ago.

Grover:
That's the way love is. I always lose my memory when I fall in love.

Silver Streak  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

George:
[to himself, in the mirror] Come on, man, get some jive goin'. Be cool. Shake it, but don't break it. Yeah! Hey man, how do I look? You look sharp, brother. I feel sharp! You hear? I feel like the sun around midnight. You dig? Outta sight! Get down! Get down! Feelin' good! Feelin' fine! Feelin' real fine! That's it. Just loosen up those hips, sugar. All you whiteys got a tight ass. Yeah, get that ass movin' there. Outta sight! I'm a macaroni! Get down! I'm the king! Number one, baby! [Shoe Shiner enters] Um, um, I'm not...

Shoe Shiner Hey, you must be in pretty big trouble, fella. But for God's sake, learn to keep time.

Silver Streak  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Grover:
Give me the gun. [George hands him the gun] Now, give me your wallet.

George:
What the...

Grover:
I gotta buy a disguise...a porter's uniform.

George:
You know, these disguises are getting expensive.

Grover:
What can I say, man? Crime costs.

Silver Streak  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Devereau:
The Silver Streak does have its drawbacks, but please try the marmalade. They do provide an excellent cuisine.

Grover:
Oh, thank you, sir. I'll tell the boys in the kitchen. We aims to please. Coffee, miss?

Hilly:
No, thanks.

Grover:
He ain't bullshittin' about the cuisine.

Devereau:
Steward?

Grover:
Is that your lady, man? She's somethin' else.

Devereau:
Steward!

Grover:
Stand up, mama. Let me get a look at you.

Devereau:
Steward!

Grover:
Mm, mm, mm! Have mercy!

Devereau:
Steward, you may go.

Grover:
Just a little more coffee?

Devereau:
No, thank you.

Grover:
Half a cup? [pours coffee in Devereau's lap] Oh, sorry, sir. Look what I've done.

Devereau:
You... Get out of...

Grover:
See what I've done...

Devereau:
You ignorant nigger!

Grover:
[pulling a gun] Who you callin' nigger, huh? You don't know me well enough to call me no nigger! I'll slap the taste out your mouth! You don't even know my name! I'll whoop your ass! Beat the white off your ass!

Hilly:
Who are you?

Grover:
I'm a thief.

George:
It's all right, Hilly. He's a friend of mine.

Silver Streak  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Joe Wenteworth:
Come on. We're late.

Simon Birch:
No, you're late. I'm just riding with you.

Simon Birch  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Simon Birch:
Not so fast. Slow down. I'm a miracle, you know.

Joe Wenteworth:
Yeah, yeah.

Simon Birch  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Joe and Simon travel past two old men sitting down.]

Old Man #1:
[laughing] Here they come - the Wenteworth bastard and his granite mouse.

Old Man #2:
Hey, Birch, nice sidecar. What'd you use, a matchbox?

Simon Birch:
[gives them the finger] Have a nice day.

Old Man #1:
Goddam kids got no respect these days.

Simon Birch  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Simon Birch:
I was just thinking.

Joe Wenteworth:
Yeah?

Simon Birch:
Last year we played in the Squirt League, right?

Joe Wenteworth:
Uh-huh.

Simon Birch:
And this year we're in the Peewees.

Joe Wenteworth:
So?

Simon Birch:
Do they want us to play baseball or urinate? [silence] Anyway, I was just thinking.

Simon Birch  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Simon Birch:
Your mother has the best breasts of all the mothers.

Joe Wenteworth:
[trying to ignore] Yeah.

Simon Birch:
And she smells the best too.

Joe Wenteworh:
I know.

Simon Birch:
She's so sexy that sometimes I forget she's someone's mother.

Joe Wenteworth:
Okay. Okay.

Simon Birch:
I was just being honest.

Joe Wenteworth:
Well, what if I said the same thing about your mother?

Simon Birch:
I'd have you committed.

Simon Birch  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Swimming at the quarry.]

Joe Wenteworth:
Oh! Oh, man. That's cold.

Simon Birch:
It's freezing!

Joe Wenteworth:
My bones just turned into marbles.

Simon Birch:
My bones just turned into BBs!

Simon Birch  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Joe and Simon are sitting on deck at the quarry.]

Simon Birch:
Marjorie's getting breasts.

Joe Wenteworth:
Yeah.

Simon Birch:
And soon they'll be boobs.

Joe Wenteworth:
I know.

Simon Birch:
Maybe she'll let us touch 'em some time if we paid her.

Joe Wenteworth:
Why don't you ask her? [calling out to Marjorie] Oh, uh, Marjorie.

Simon Birch:
[embarrassed] Stop it! Stop it!

Joe Wenteworth:
Uh, Simon has a question for you.

Marjorie:
What is it, Simon?

Simon Birch:
Nothing. Goodbye.

Joe Wenteworth:
He wants to know, uh maybe if he paid you, could he touch your br-- [Simon stops Joe by grabbing his mouth to avoid further embarrassment]

Simon Birch  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Making their way home from the quarry.]

Simon Birch:
Your problem is that you have no faith.

Joe Wenteworth:
I got faith. I just need proof to back it up.

Simon Birch  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Joe and Simon arrive at their grandmother's home for dinner.]

Grandmother Wenteworth:
That child is positively unnatural.

Hilde:
Most peculiar.

Grandmother Wenteworth:
And his voice, like--

Hilde:
A mouse.

Grandmother Wenteworth:
More than one. Like mice.

Hilde:
Strangled mice.

Grandmother Wenteworth:
[laughing] Strangled mice. Very good, Hilde.

Simon Birch  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[At the church, Simon expresses himself in front of everyone.]

Simon Birch:
I said, "What does coffee and doughnuts have to do with God?"

Rev. Russell:
They're merely refreshments so people can socialize and, uh, and discuss the upcoming activities.

Simon Birch:
Who ever said the church needs a continental breakfast?

Rev. Russell:
-Simon!

Simon Birch:
I doubt that God is interested in our church activities.

Rev. Russell:
-Simon!

Simon Birch:
-If God has made the church bake sale a priority, then I'd say we're all in a lot of trouble.

Simon Birch  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Rev. Russell:
Simon, what do you think you're doing sitting in a corner?

Simon Birch:
Thinking about God.

Rev. Russell:
In a corner?

Simon Birch:
Faith is not in a floor plan.

Simon Birch  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Swimming at the quarry.]

Joe Wenteworth:
Oh! Oh, man. That's cold.

Simon Birch:
It's freezing!

Joe Wenteworth:
My balls just turned into prunes.

Simon Birch:
My balls just turned into raisins.

Simon Birch  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Simon and Joe hear a growl of a animal and hid by a wall]

Joe Wenteworth:
What is it?

Simon Birch:
[Upon seeing a dog] Ah! It's a horse.

Simon Birch  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Joe Wentworth:
C'mon Si, all the girls think your cute.

Simon Birch:
They think I'm cute like a baby turtle. Girls don't kiss baby turtles.

Simon Birch  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Simon Birch:
Does God have a plan for us?

Rev. Russell:
I like to think He does.

Simon Birch:
-Me too. I think God made me the way I am for a reason.

Rev. Russell:
Well, I'm glad that, um, that your faith, uh, helps you deal with your, um...you know, your, your condition.

Simon Birch:
That's not what I mean. I think I'm God's instrument - that He's gonna use me to carry out His plan.

Simon Birch  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[At the nativity play]

Marjorie:
Simon, are you okay? Simon, what is it?

Simon Birch:
Boobs! [Reaches out to grab Marjorie]

Simon Birch  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[At the nativity play]

Random Kid :
GET HER, SIMON!

Joe Wenteworth:
HOLY SHIT!

Simon Birch  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[At nativity play]

Marjorie:
Get off me! [saying to Joe Wentworth]

Joe Wenteworth:
I'm trying to help!

Marjorie:
[kicks Joe in the Privates]

Simon Birch  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[At the nativity play]

Bully:
IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS, YOU LITTLE PERV!

Joe Wentworth:
[in pain after being hit in the privates from Marjorie] Hey pick on someone your own size! [Pointing at bully]

Bully:
OKAY! [And punches Joe Wentworth]

Simon Birch  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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