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Gabe:
We were just discussing testing. Which test do you find most effective, the TAAS or the Wilson-Binet?

Dewey:
I say no testing, and I will tell you why, Joe.

Gabe:
Gabe.

Dewey:
Gabe. I believe... that the children are the future. Now listen, you can teach them well, but buddy, you have got to let them lead the way. Let the children's laughter...just remind us of how we used to be. That's what I decided long ago.

Bob:
[realizes what Dewey just said are some of the lyrics to the song "The Greatest Love of All"] Isn't that a song?

Dewey:
No, uh, I don't think so. No, no it isn't.

Bob:
No? Are you sure?

Dewey:
Mmm-mmm.

School of Rock  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dewey:
Look, the first thing you do when you start a rock band is talk about your influences. That's how you figure out what kind of band to be. So who do you like? Blondie?

Marta:
Christina Aguilera.

Dewey:
Who? No! Come on. What? You, Shortstop.

Leonard:
Puff Daddy.

Dewey:
Wrong. Billy?

Billy:
Liza Minnelli?

Dewey:
What are you...? You guys! This project is called "Rock Band". I'm talking about bands that rock. Led Zeppelin. [the class gives him blank stares] Don't tell me you guys have never got the Led out. Jimmy Page, Robert Plant? Ring any bells? What about Sabbath? AC/DC? Motörhead? Oh, what do they teach in this place?!

School of Rock  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dewey:
If you wanna rock, you gotta break the rules. You gotta get mad at The Man, and right now I'm The Man. That's right, I'm The Man, and who's got the guts to tell me off? Huh? Who's gonna tell me off?

Freddy:
Shut up, Schneebly!

Dewey:
That's it, Freddy. That's it! Who can top him?

Alicia:
Get outta here, stupid.

Dewey:
Yes, Alicia.

Summer:
You're a joke. You're the worst teacher I've ever had.

Dewey:
Summer, that is great. I like the delivery because I felt your anger.

Summer:
Thank you.

Lawrence:
You're a fat loser, and you have body odor.

Dewey:
All right. All right! Now is everyone nice and ticked off?

Class:
Yeah!

Dewey:
Good! Time to write a rock song! Now what makes you mad more than anything in the world? Billy?

Billy:
You.

Dewey:
Billy, we've already told me off. Let's move on.

Billy:
You're tacky and I hate you.

Dewey:
Okay, you see me after class.

School of Rock  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Freddy:
I'm just saying, name two great chick drummers.

Katie:
Sheila E? Meg White from The White Stripes?

Freddy:
She can't drum!

Katie:
She's a better drummer than you. At least she has rhythm.

Mullins:
Freddy, where are your sleeves? And what have you done to your hair?

Freddy:
It's called punk.

Mullins:
Well, it's not school uniform. [pulls Freddy's sleeves back down]

Frankie:
Miss Mullins, you're The Man.

Mullins:
Thank you, Frankie.

[Frankie and some of the other students giggle behind her back.]

School of Rock  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Tomika:
Mr. S, I don't think I can sing.

Dewey:
What're you talkin' about? C'mere.

Dewey:
Listen, Tomika, what's going on? What do you mean, you can't sing?

Tomika:
I don't feel good. I feel sick. Just let Alicia and Marta do it.

Dewey:
No! They can't sing like you can, I need you in the chorus! What is it, are you nervous?

[Tomika nods]

Dewey:
Yeah? Why? What are you afraid of?

Tomika:
They're gonna laugh at me.

Dewey:
What? Why would they laugh at you?

Tomika:
I dunno. 'Cause I'm fat?

Dewey:
Tomika... Hey, you've got something everybody wants: You've got talent, girl! You have an incredible singing voice, and I'm not just saying that. You've heard of Aretha Franklin, right? Okay, she's a big lady. But when she starts singing, she blows people's minds! Everybody wants to party with Aretha! And, uh, you know who else has a weight issue?

Tomika:
Who?

Dewey:
Me. But once I get up on stage and start rockin', people worship me! Because I'm sexy! And chubby, man.

Tomika:
Why aren't you on a diet?

Dewey:
Because I like to eat. Is that such a crime? Look, you know what? That's not even the point. The thing is, you're a rock star now. All you gotta do is just go out there and rock your heart out. People are gonna dig you, I swear. Let's go out there and show 'em what we got, what do you say?

School of Rock  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dewey:
OK, we are good to go.

Summer:
No, we're not. Freddy took off.

Dewey:
What? Where?

Summer:
Some guys invited him out to their van.

Dewey:
WHAT?! Come on, you guys!

School of Rock  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dewey:
I totally screwed up. I told the kids that if they practiced, they'd get into the Battle of the Bands.

Coordinator:
What'd you tell them that for?

Dewey:
I don't know, I just...I wanted to give them something to look forward to, to keep their spirits up. Look at them. [he and the Coordinator look at the kids, who are faking sick] They're terminal. Every last one of them. And all they wanted to do before they bit the dust was play Battle of the Bands.

Coordinator:
What do they all have?

Dewey:
It’s a... rare blood disease. "Stick-it-to-da-man-neosis."

Coordinator:
What's that? I've never heard of it.

Dewey:
You're lucky. Because it's hell.

School of Rock  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Summer's plan to lie to the judges about a fatal disease has gotten the kids into the Battle of the Bands]

Dewey:
Summer, you get an A+ and fifty gold stars!

Summer:
[smiles] I didn't do it for the grade.

School of Rock  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mullins:
In your experience, how does Horace Green compare to the other schools that you’ve taught at?

Dewey:
Oh, your school is the best.

Mullins:
You're just saying that.

Dewey:
I'm not. Do you know that kids at other schools just have fun all the time? They're running around. There's no discipline. They're happy. It's anarchy. This is the best school I have ever teached at. I swear.

School of Rock  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mullins:
[about the teachers] They hate me.

Dewey:
No, they don't.

Mullins:
Yes, they do, I can see. I wasn't always like this, you know, I wasn't always wound this tight. There was a time where I was fun. I was funny! I was. But you can't be funny and be the principal of a prep school! No, you cannot. Because when it comes to their kids, these parents have no sense of humor. No. And if something goes wrong its my head in the smasher. And these parents will come down on me like a nuclear bomb! I can't make a mistake! I gotta be perfect! And that pressure has turned me into something that I never wanted to be...! [mouths "a bitch"]

Dewey:
No, you're not.

Mullins:
Yes, I am. I am a big one!

School of Rock  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Velma:
Jinkies! Fred? Come in, Fred. Fred, can you hear me?

Fred:
Fredster here, Velms.

Velma:
Shockingly, Daphne's been captured again. That's okay. When the Luna Ghost rounds the corner with Daphne, Shaggy and Scooby will pop out of the barrel--

Fred:
And you'll activate the conveyor belt, spilling the vat of oil onto the floor.

Velma:
Just remember my plan.

Scooby-Doo  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Velma:
Daphne? Are you okay?

Daphne:
I am so over this damsel in distress nonsense.

Fred:
Uh, where's Shagster?

Shaggy:
Like, I'm right here, man.

Scooby:
Me, too.

Shaggy:
Hey, Scoob, that was fun. Let's grab another skateboard and, like, do it again, huh?

Scooby:
Yeah! He-he-he-he!

Scooby-Doo  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Reporter:
Pam, any comments for us?

Pamela:
This is a victory for any celebrity who wants to make a quality, ecologically-friendly action figure.

Reporter:
Fred, what's the secret of your success?

Fred:
Teamwork. I do a tremendous amount of teamwork... and I always have a plan. Come on.

Velma:
[dejected] Yeah, my plan.

Fred:
I knew from the beginning there was never a phantom. The Luna Ghost is, in fact...

[Fred unmasks the Luna ghost]

Everyone:
Old Man Smithers?

Pamela:
The creepy janitor?

Fred:
Smithers wanted revenge after you refused to go out with him.

Smithers:
How could you, Pamela? I am a lover boy of George Clooney-an proportions.

Reporter:
Fred, how was the ghost able to fly?

Velma:
I can answer that. Watch. [she and Fred reveal what Smithers was wearing under his costume.] These balloons fill with a highly potent helium synthesis, giving the Luna Ghost his weightless appearance.

Smithers:
I would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids and your dumb dog! I'll get you for this!

Scooby:
Scooby-dooby-doo!

Scooby-Doo  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Daphne:
Some plan. That ghost pawed me for an hour and a half.

Fred:
Daph, look, it's not our fault that you always get kidnapped.

Daphne:
I do not always get kidnapped. I can't believe you'd say that to me.

Velma:
Oh, please. You come with your own ransom note. [Daphne steals her glasses] Hey, my glasses!

Daphne:
Who's helpless, now?

Velma:
[feels Fred's shoes and starts choking Fred] I'm gonna kill you, Daphne!

Fred:
[pushes Velma off] Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! [checks his ascot] Watch the ascot!

Shaggy:
Hey, you guys, look. I know I'm just the dude that carries the bags, but it seems to me we all play an important part in this group. [Daphne hands Velma's glasses and Velma snatches them back] I mean, we're just like a big, delicious banana split. Fred, you're the big banana. Daphne, you're the pastrami and bubble-gum-flavored ice cream, and Velma, you're the sweet-and-sour mustard sauce that goes on top.

Scooby:
Mmm-mmm!

Shaggy:
That sounds pretty good, doesn't it, Scoob?

Scooby:
Uh-huh.

Velma:
You know what, Shaggy. You've really put it into perspective for me.

Shaggy:
Thanks.

Velma:
I quit.

Shaggy:
No.

Daphne:
No way. You-you can't quit. I was gonna quit in, like, two seconds. And now everyone is gonna totally think I copied off the smart girl.

Fred:
Now, wait a minute. wait a minute. Maybe I quit. I do. Yeah, I quit!

Velma:
I'm outta here.

Daphne:
Good riddance.

Shaggy:
Don't... no! Don't go. Come on, you guys, don't do this. Please, don't go.

Scooby:
Do I quit?

Shaggy:
No, Scoob... friends don't quit. Well, it looks like it's just you and me for a while, buddy, old pal.

Scooby:
What now, Shaggy?

Shaggy:
I guess we'll all just do what we do best, Scoob.

Scooby-Doo  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Man:
I've been sent by my employer, Mr. Emile Mondavarious, to invite you to his world-famous amusement park, Spooky Island.

Shaggy:
Oh, we don't go near any place with "spooky," "haunted," "forbidden," or "creepy" in the name.

Scooby:
Or "hydrocolonic."

Shaggy:
Right, or "hydrocolonic," but that's for a whole different reason, man.

Scooby-Doo  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Shaggy:
Boy, oh, boy, those sure do look like Scooby Snacks.

Mary Jane:
I know they're for dogs, but they're 100% vegetarian and I love them.

Shaggy:
Like, me too!

Mary Jane:
Far out. I have never met another person who loves Scooby Snacks.

Shaggy:
Me neither.

Mary Jane:
I'm Mary Jane.

Shaggy:
[too shocked to speak] Like that is my favorite name.

Mary Jane:
Really? No way.

Scooby-Doo  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mondavarious:
I'm Emile Mondavarious, the owner of the amusement park.

Velma:
You seem less...

Shaggy:
Spooky!

Velma:
Than we'd have guessed.

Scooby-Doo  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Velma:
What's the problem, exactly?

Mondavarious:
I believe somebody is casting a spell on the students. Now listen and look around. Can you notice any difference between those arriving and those departing?

Daphne:
They look like sober, well-behaved college kids.

Mondavarious:
Precisely. And they didn't before they came. They've changed. In other words, a magic spell.

Scooby-Doo  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Brad:
Carol! Hey Carol, how's the island?

Carol:
[with an angry tone] Are you tricking on me?

Brad:
Carol, it's me. It's Brad. We've known each other since we were, like, three--

Carol:
[suddenly lifts up Brad in air] Back off my grill, son.

Brad:
[screaming in pure terror while Mystery Inc. gets shocked] CAROL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

[She throws Brad in front of Mystery Inc. and Mondavarious, then walks away with the other kids; Brad crawls away in fright]

Mondavarious:
I'm terrified. And if the young people come off the barge, the people I love the most, they are in danger.

Velma:
I'm gonna solve this one first.

Fred:
Not before I solve it first.

Mondavarious:
Well done.

Daphne:
You guys are gonna look like total, total idiots when you're captured and I'm the one saving you.

Scooby-Doo  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Fred:
[in Daphne's body] I couldn't get to my body. I didn't know where else to go, I panicked! It's not easy to steer when you're pure spirit! [looks down and becomes impressed.] Hey.... I can look at myself naked!

Velma:
Oh, brother!

Scooby-Doo  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Fred:
[in Daphne's body] Hey good looking!

Daphne:
[in Fred's body] Fred! You egocentric...

Shaggy:
[interrupting] Please! Tell me you guys are you!

Daphne:
[in Fred's body, She stamps foot, exasperated] Fred keeps touching me!

Scooby-Doo  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Daphne:
We did it!

Fred:
Yes we did. [the two kiss; Daphne suddenly breaks off]

Daphne:
Fred, cut it out!

[both smile]

Scooby-Doo  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Daphne:
Guys, come on! Remember what I told you?

Shaggy:
Never pick your nose in public?

Daphne:
[beat] No... but that's good, too.

Scooby:
Image is everything.

Daphne:
Yes! Image is everything. The whole city is watching, so try to keep a brave face. They're costumes.

Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Boy on bike #1:
Hey! Nice job last night...

Both boys on bikes:
Losers!

Daphne:
[to the gang] Quick, we need to think of a comeback.

Boy on bike #2:
What dorks!

Daphne:
[to the boys] Hey! Shut up!

Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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