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Mal:
Kaylee! Kaylee, what in the sphincter of hell are you playing at? We got the primary buffer panel coming right—

Kaylee:
Everything's shiny, Captain. Not to fret.

Mal:
You told me those entry couplings would hold for another week!

Kaylee:
That was six months ago, Captain.

Mal:
My ship don't crash. If she crashes, you crashed her.

– Serenity  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mal:
Bit of a rockety ride. Nothing to be worried about.

Simon:
I'm not worried.

Mal:
Fear is nothing to be ashamed of, Doctor.

Simon:
This isn't fear. This is anger.

Mal:
Well, kind of hard to tell one from the other, face like yours.

Simon:
Well, I imagine if it were fear, my eyes would be wider.

Mal:
Mm, I'll keep a lookout for that next time.

– Serenity  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Preparing to leave the ship]

Mal:
Hey little one. Understand your part in all this?

River:
...Do you?

Mal:
This is what I do, darlin'. This is what I do.

– Serenity  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Simon:
Now River, stay behind the others. If there’s fighting, drop to the floor or run away. It’s okay to leave them to die.

Mal:
Doctor, I'm taking your sister under my protection here. If anything happens to her, anything at all, I swear to you I will get very choked up. Honestly, there could tears. [Drives off]

– Serenity  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mal:
Listen up! We are coming down to empty the vault!

Guard:
You have to give me your authorization password!

[Jayne fires a couple of rounds of his gun]

Guard:
...Okay.

– Serenity  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[As the Reavers are chasing them]

Mal:
Faster! Faster! Faster would be better!

Jayne:
How come they ain't blowing us out the air?

Mal:
They wanna run us down. The up-close kill.

River:
They want us alive when they eat us.

Jayne:
Boy, sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think?!

– Serenity  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Mal's Mule crashes into Serenity's bay. Simon, who stayed behind, rushes to River asking if she's all right. Kaylee, who also stayed behind, rushes to Simon.]

Kaylee:
[to Simon] Are you okay?

Mal:
Is HE okay?!

– Serenity  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Zoe:
Sir, I don't disagree on any particular point. It’s just... in the time of war, we would've never left a man stranded.

Mal:
...Maybe that's why we lost.

– Serenity  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Simon:
River, do you want to stay with them?

River:
It isn't safe.

Simon:
No. I fear it isn't safe anymore. [Walks off]

River:
For them.

– Serenity  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Zoë:
Cap'n didn't make 'em fugitives.

Kaylee:
But he coulda made 'em family! 'Steada keepin' Simon from seein' I was there. And I carried such a torch, and we coulda... Goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!

Mal:
[shocked] Oh, God! I can't know that!

Jayne:
I could stand to hear a little more.

– Serenity  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Speaking with Fanty and Mingo, who are identical twins]

Mal:
Fanty. Mingo.

Mingo:
He's Mingo.

Mal:
He's Fanty. You're Mingo.

Mingo:
[grins] How is it you always know?

Mal:
Fanty's prettier.

– Serenity  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Simon:
I thought she was getting better.

Jayne:
And I thought they was getting off! Didn't we have an intricate plan how they were gonna be not here anymore?

Kaylee:
We couldn't leave them now.

Jayne:
No, now that she’s a killer woman, we ought be bringing her tea and dumplings.

– Serenity  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Book:
Only one thing is gonna walk you though this, Mal. Belief.

Mal:
You know I always look to you for counsel, but sermons make me sleepy, Shepherd. I ain't looking for help on high. That's a long wait for a train don't come.

Book:
When I talk about belief, why do you always assume I'm talking about God?

– Serenity  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[After the crew, eavesdropping on a 'wave between Mal and Inara, sees Inara invite the crew to join her at the companion training house]

Wash:
Inara. Nice to see her again.

Zoë:
So... trap?

Mal:
Trap.

Zoë:
Are we going in?

Mal:
Only but a few hours out.

Wash:
Yeah, but, remember the part where it's a trap?

Mal:
If that’s the case, then Inara's already caught in it. She wouldn't set us up willing. Might be we got a shot at seeing who's turning these wheels. We go in.

Kaylee:
But how can you be sure Inara don't just wanna see you? Sometimes people have feelings. And I'm referring here to people.

Mal:
You all were watching, I take it?

Kaylee:
Yes.

Mal:
Did you see us fight?

Kaylee:
No.

Mal:
Trap.

– Serenity  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Wash:
We’re about 70 miles from the Training House, and nobody on radar. If the Alliance is about they're laying low.

Mal:
They're about. Find us a home. I'll take the shuttle a little closer. Zoe, ship is yours. Remember. If anything happens to me or if you don't hear from me within the hour, you take this ship and you come and you rescue me.

Zoe:
[Jokingly] What? Risk my ship?

Mal:
I mean it. It's cold out there. And I don't wanna get left.

– Serenity  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mal:
Dear Buddha, please bring me a pony and a plastic rocket—

Inara:
Mal, what are you doing here!?

Mal:
You invited me.

Inara:
I never thought for a second you'd be stupid enough to come!

Mal:
Well, that makes you kind of a tease, doesn't it?

– Serenity  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mal:
She is a mite unpredictable. Mood swings, of a sort.

The Operative:
It's worse than you know.

Mal:
It usually is.

The Operative:
That girl will rain destruction down on you and your ship. She is an albatross, Captain.

Mal:
The way I remember it, albatross was a ship's good luck, 'til some idiot killed it. [to Inara] Yes, I've read a poem. Try not to faint.

– Serenity  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

The Operative:
But I have to hope you understand you can't beat us.

Mal:
I got no need to beat you. I just want to go my way.

The Operative:
And you can do that, once you let me take River Tam back home.

Mal:
No, no. You’re working this deal all crabbed. You got to open with payment.

The Operative:
That is a trap. I offer money, you'll play the man of honor and take umbrage. I ask you to do what is right, you'll play the brigand. I have no stomach for games. I already know you will not see reason.

Mal:
The Alliance wanted to show me reason, they shouldn't have sent an assassin.

The Operative:
I have a warship in deep orbit, Captain. We locked onto Serenity's pulse beacon the moment you hit atmo. I can speak a word and send a missile to that exact location inside of three minutes.

Mal:
You do that, you'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord.

[Mal tosses a mechanism to the Operative, who catches it and immediately recognizes what it is]

The Operative:
Pulse beacon.

Mal:
Advice from an old tracker. You want to find someone? Use your eyes.

– Serenity  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Chip:
Hey, dad, have you ever seen Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer?

Eugene:
I most certainly have not!

– Serial Mom  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Eugene:
Listen to this, [reading from the newspaper] "Hillside Strangler gets his college degree in prison".

Beverly:
That's nice, dear.

Eugene:
Nice? He should have been executed!

Misty:
He killed people, mom!

Beverly:
We all have our bad days.

– Serial Mom  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Chip:
Is there a killer loose?!

Detective Pike:
No, son, nothing that exciting.

– Serial Mom  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Beverly calls Dottie Hinkle]

Dottie Hinkle:
Hello?

Beverly Sutphin:
Is this the Cocksucker residence?

Dottie Hinkle:
God damn you! Stop calling here!

Beverly Sutphin:
Isn't this 4215 Pussy Way?

Dottie Hinkle:
You bitch!

Beverly Sutphin:
Now let me check the zip code. Two-one-two-fuck-you?

Dottie Hinkle:
The police are tracing this call this very minute.

Beverly Sutphin:
Well, Dottie Hinkle, then why aren't they here, huh, fuckface?

Dottie Hinkle:
FUCK YOU! [hangs up]

Beverly Sutphin:
[laughs manically]

[Beverly immediately calls Dottie back]

Dottie Hinkle:
Didn't I just say fuck you!?

Beverly Sutphin:
[in a different voice] I beg your pardon!

Dottie Hinkle:
Who is this?

Beverly Sutphin:
Mrs. Wilson from the telephone company. I understand you're having problems with an obscene phone caller?

Dottie Hinkle:
Yes, I am; I'm sorry, Mrs. Wilson, but this is driving me crazy! I have my number changed twice already. I'm a divorced woman, please help me.

Beverly Sutphin:
Well what exactly does this sick individual say to you?

Dottie Hinkle:
I can't say the words out loud, I don't use bad language.

Beverly Sutphin:
Oh well, I know it's difficult, but we need to know the exact words.

Dottie Hinkle:
I'll try. Cocksucker, that's what she calls me.

Beverly Sutphin:
[reverting to the original voice] Listen to your filthy mouth, you fuckin' whore!

Dottie Hinkle:
Goddamn you!

Beverly Sutphin:
Motherfucker!

Dottie Hinkle:
Cocksucker!

– Serial Mom  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Misty:
Mother! It's Carl! He's dead!

Beverly:
How horrible. Oh, I just sold the Peewee Herman doll!

– Serial Mom  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dottie Hinkle:
Nice as pie she was to me, then I hear her say it.

Detective:
Say what?

Dottie Hinkle:
Are those... I can't say the words out loud.

Detective:
Could you tell a police woman the exact words she used?

Dottie Hinkle:
Maybe.

Police woman:
It's okay, nobody's gonna hurt you. Come on, let it out.

Dottie Hinkle:
PUSSY! That's what she said to me! PUSSY WILLOW!

– Serial Mom  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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