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Simon: I thought she was getting better. Jayne: And I thought they was getting off! Didn't we have an intricate plan how they were gonna be not here anymore? Kaylee: We couldn't leave them now. Jayne: No, now that she’s a killer woman, we ought be bringing her tea and dumplings. – Serenity Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Book: Only one thing is gonna walk you though this, Mal. Belief. Mal: You know I always look to you for counsel, but sermons make me sleepy, Shepherd. I ain't looking for help on high. That's a long wait for a train don't come. Book: When I talk about belief, why do you always assume I'm talking about God? – Serenity Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[After the crew, eavesdropping on a 'wave between Mal and Inara, sees Inara invite the crew to join her at the companion training house] Wash: Inara. Nice to see her again. Zoë: So... trap? Mal: Trap. Zoë: Are we going in? Mal: Only but a few hours out. Wash: Yeah, but, remember the part where it's a trap? Mal: If that’s the case, then Inara's already caught in it. She wouldn't set us up willing. Might be we got a shot at seeing who's turning these wheels. We go in. Kaylee: But how can you be sure Inara don't just wanna see you? Sometimes people have feelings. And I'm referring here to people. Mal: You all were watching, I take it? Kaylee: Yes. Mal: Did you see us fight? Kaylee: No. Mal: Trap. – Serenity Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Wash: We’re about 70 miles from the Training House, and nobody on radar. If the Alliance is about they're laying low. Mal: They're about. Find us a home. I'll take the shuttle a little closer. Zoe, ship is yours. Remember. If anything happens to me or if you don't hear from me within the hour, you take this ship and you come and you rescue me. Zoe: [Jokingly] What? Risk my ship? Mal: I mean it. It's cold out there. And I don't wanna get left. – Serenity Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mal: Dear Buddha, please bring me a pony and a plastic rocket— Inara: Mal, what are you doing here!? Mal: You invited me. Inara: I never thought for a second you'd be stupid enough to come! Mal: Well, that makes you kind of a tease, doesn't it? – Serenity Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mal: She is a mite unpredictable. Mood swings, of a sort. The Operative: It's worse than you know. Mal: It usually is. The Operative: That girl will rain destruction down on you and your ship. She is an albatross, Captain. Mal: The way I remember it, albatross was a ship's good luck, 'til some idiot killed it. [to Inara] Yes, I've read a poem. Try not to faint. – Serenity Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
The Operative: But I have to hope you understand you can't beat us. Mal: I got no need to beat you. I just want to go my way. The Operative: And you can do that, once you let me take River Tam back home. Mal: No, no. You’re working this deal all crabbed. You got to open with payment. The Operative: That is a trap. I offer money, you'll play the man of honor and take umbrage. I ask you to do what is right, you'll play the brigand. I have no stomach for games. I already know you will not see reason. Mal: The Alliance wanted to show me reason, they shouldn't have sent an assassin. The Operative: I have a warship in deep orbit, Captain. We locked onto Serenity's pulse beacon the moment you hit atmo. I can speak a word and send a missile to that exact location inside of three minutes. Mal: You do that, you'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord. [Mal tosses a mechanism to the Operative, who catches it and immediately recognizes what it is] The Operative: Pulse beacon. Mal: Advice from an old tracker. You want to find someone? Use your eyes. – Serenity Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Chip: Hey, dad, have you ever seen Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer? Eugene: I most certainly have not! – Serial Mom Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Eugene: Listen to this, [reading from the newspaper] "Hillside Strangler gets his college degree in prison". Beverly: That's nice, dear. Eugene: Nice? He should have been executed! Misty: He killed people, mom! Beverly: We all have our bad days. – Serial Mom Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Chip: Is there a killer loose?! Detective Pike: No, son, nothing that exciting. – Serial Mom Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Beverly calls Dottie Hinkle] Dottie Hinkle: Hello? Beverly Sutphin: Is this the Cocksucker residence? Dottie Hinkle: God damn you! Stop calling here! Beverly Sutphin: Isn't this 4215 Pussy Way? Dottie Hinkle: You bitch! Beverly Sutphin: Now let me check the zip code. Two-one-two-fuck-you? Dottie Hinkle: The police are tracing this call this very minute. Beverly Sutphin: Well, Dottie Hinkle, then why aren't they here, huh, fuckface? Dottie Hinkle: FUCK YOU! [hangs up] Beverly Sutphin: [laughs manically] [Beverly immediately calls Dottie back] Dottie Hinkle: Didn't I just say fuck you!? Beverly Sutphin: [in a different voice] I beg your pardon! Dottie Hinkle: Who is this? Beverly Sutphin: Mrs. Wilson from the telephone company. I understand you're having problems with an obscene phone caller? Dottie Hinkle: Yes, I am; I'm sorry, Mrs. Wilson, but this is driving me crazy! I have my number changed twice already. I'm a divorced woman, please help me. Beverly Sutphin: Well what exactly does this sick individual say to you? Dottie Hinkle: I can't say the words out loud, I don't use bad language. Beverly Sutphin: Oh well, I know it's difficult, but we need to know the exact words. Dottie Hinkle: I'll try. Cocksucker, that's what she calls me. Beverly Sutphin: [reverting to the original voice] Listen to your filthy mouth, you fuckin' whore! Dottie Hinkle: Goddamn you! Beverly Sutphin: Motherfucker! Dottie Hinkle: Cocksucker! – Serial Mom Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Misty: Mother! It's Carl! He's dead! Beverly: How horrible. Oh, I just sold the Peewee Herman doll! – Serial Mom Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Dottie Hinkle: Nice as pie she was to me, then I hear her say it. Detective: Say what? Dottie Hinkle: Are those... I can't say the words out loud. Detective: Could you tell a police woman the exact words she used? Dottie Hinkle: Maybe. Police woman: It's okay, nobody's gonna hurt you. Come on, let it out. Dottie Hinkle: PUSSY! That's what she said to me! PUSSY WILLOW! – Serial Mom Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Chip: You know, Mom, Scotty thinks you're the killer. Beverly: [laughs] Does he? You know, for someone who doesn't wear his seatbelt Scotty sure is nosy. – Serial Mom Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Chip: Tell me the truth, Mom. Really, it's okay with me. Are you a serial killer? Beverly: Chip, the only serial I know anything about is Rice Krispies! – Serial Mom Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Birdie: You're bigger than Freddy and Jason now! Only you're a real person! Beverly: Do you think I need a lawyer? Chip: You need an agent! – Serial Mom Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Beverly: Mrs. Hinkle, do you drink? Dottie Hinkle: No, I don't. Beverly: So you were not drunk when you received those allegedly obscene phone calls? Dottie Hinkle: I certainly was not. Beverly: You mean to tell me the day I came over to Mrs. Ackerman's, the day you claim you recognized my voice, you were not drinking? Dottie Hinkle: One beer with lunch is hardly drinking. Beverly: So you do drink? Dottie Hinkle: Socially. I'll have a beer. Beverly: So you admit you just lied? Dottie Hinkle: No I don't, you bitch! Judge: Watch your mouth, Mrs. Hinkle. [Beverly whispers "fuck you" to Dottie] Dottie Hinkle: Did you see that?! She just said "fuck you" to me! Beverly: Let the record show I'm merely standing here! Dottie Hinkle: Fuck you too, you whore! Judge: I'm warning you, Mrs. Hinkle. One more obscenity and I'll charge you with contempt of court. Beverly: Mrs. Hinkle, are you insane? Dottie Hinkle: No I'm not, you motherfucker! Judge: Mrs. Hinkle, I found you guilty of contempt, and I sentence you to a $1,000 fine and five days in jail. Lock her up. Dottie Hinkle: You cocksucker! You lousy pig fucker! You bitch! You ugly whore! Let go of me! – Serial Mom Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Leslie Lane: [feeling his gun as she's riding on the back of his motorcycle] What'ya need a gun for? Frank Serpico: Didya ever hear of Barnum and Bailey? Leslie Lane: Yeah. Frank Serpico: Well, I'm their lion tamer. – Serpico Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Frank Serpico: You know that I'm totally isolated in the department. I don't have a friend. Chief Sidney Green: Oh, don't give me that bullshit about friends. I've been putting cops away for thirty years. My name's an obscenity to every shithouse wall in every precinct in the city. Frank Serpico: I've observed that, sir. Chief Sidney Green: Friends! And I fought my way up as a Jew in the department in the days you were supposed to have an uncircumcised shamrock between your legs. I have this nightmare. I'm on 5th Avenue watching the St. Patrick's Day parade and I have a coronary and nine thousand cops march happily over my body. – Serpico Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Capt. Insp. McClain: Frank, has anyone ever told you that you have a tendency toward self-pity? Frank Serpico: No, you're the first. – Serpico Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Gordon: Bye bye! Cookie, will you stop eating the hubcaps? Cookie Monster [eating hubcaps] : Oh, me thing they do delicious, me so hungry! Olivia: But Cook, we haven't even started on our trip yet. Cookie Monster: That's okay. Me eat three other hubcaps later. Gordon: Cookie! – Sesame Street Presents: Follow that Bird Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Grouch patron #1: Hey, waitress! There's no fly in my soup! Don't Drop Inn waitress: It's comin'! Grouch patron #2: Hey, I need a glass! Don't Drop Inn waitress: Broken or dirty? Grouch patron #3: Waitress! Don't Drop Inn waitress: It's about time. Don't Drop Inn chef: [holding out a disgusting cake] This is my masterpiece. Don't Drop Inn waitress: [taking it] Beautiful! Just beautiful. Never looks any better than this. [The waitress takes a bottle of syrup from a nearby table] Grouch patron #4: Hey, gimme that syrup back! Don't Drop Inn waitress: Get lost! – Sesame Street Presents: Follow that Bird Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Maria: Good! I'll have the tossed salad. Oscar the Grouch: Hey, better make that two. Don't Drop Inn waitress: Two tossed salads! [A bowlful of salad is launched directly at Maria] Don't Drop Inn chef: Number two, comin' right up! [dumps another large spoonful of salad into his catapult. His assistant launches the salad again, but this time, it lands on the waitress] – Sesame Street Presents: Follow that Bird Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[at the gas station after everyone has met up again] Olivia: Hey, Count, baby, what's happenin'? [gives the Count a high-five] Count: Five, jive! [Maria is in the phone booth talking to Bob] Maria: Hi, Bob. No news about Big Bird, I suppose. Bob: Yeah, we've located him. Maria: [shocked] WHAT?! [Susan and Linda rushes toward her in shock] Bob: He's right nearby, locked in a cage. Maria: He's locked in a cage? Bob: The kids saw him. He's blue. Maria: He's blue! Susan: He's blue? Bob: In some kind of carnival. The kids said. Maria: At a carnival? Bob: Right, Maria. Susan: That funfair! [Linda points at her watch] We passed that hours ago. Maria: That's what she said. Susan: Come on! Maria: Bye, Bob! [hangs up and she, Linda and Susan rushes to their car except Telly] Telly: How we gonna get him, if he's locked in a cage? Maria: Come on, Telly! Telly: Whaaa! [Maria grabs his hand and pulls him with her] – Sesame Street Presents: Follow that Bird Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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