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Dottie Hinkle: Nice as pie she was to me, then I hear her say it. Detective: Say what? Dottie Hinkle: Are those... I can't say the words out loud. Detective: Could you tell a police woman the exact words she used? Dottie Hinkle: Maybe. Police woman: It's okay, nobody's gonna hurt you. Come on, let it out. Dottie Hinkle: PUSSY! That's what she said to me! PUSSY WILLOW! – Serial Mom Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Chip: You know, Mom, Scotty thinks you're the killer. Beverly: [laughs] Does he? You know, for someone who doesn't wear his seatbelt Scotty sure is nosy. – Serial Mom Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Chip: Tell me the truth, Mom. Really, it's okay with me. Are you a serial killer? Beverly: Chip, the only serial I know anything about is Rice Krispies! – Serial Mom Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Birdie: You're bigger than Freddy and Jason now! Only you're a real person! Beverly: Do you think I need a lawyer? Chip: You need an agent! – Serial Mom Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Beverly: Mrs. Hinkle, do you drink? Dottie Hinkle: No, I don't. Beverly: So you were not drunk when you received those allegedly obscene phone calls? Dottie Hinkle: I certainly was not. Beverly: You mean to tell me the day I came over to Mrs. Ackerman's, the day you claim you recognized my voice, you were not drinking? Dottie Hinkle: One beer with lunch is hardly drinking. Beverly: So you do drink? Dottie Hinkle: Socially. I'll have a beer. Beverly: So you admit you just lied? Dottie Hinkle: No I don't, you bitch! Judge: Watch your mouth, Mrs. Hinkle. [Beverly whispers "fuck you" to Dottie] Dottie Hinkle: Did you see that?! She just said "fuck you" to me! Beverly: Let the record show I'm merely standing here! Dottie Hinkle: Fuck you too, you whore! Judge: I'm warning you, Mrs. Hinkle. One more obscenity and I'll charge you with contempt of court. Beverly: Mrs. Hinkle, are you insane? Dottie Hinkle: No I'm not, you motherfucker! Judge: Mrs. Hinkle, I found you guilty of contempt, and I sentence you to a $1,000 fine and five days in jail. Lock her up. Dottie Hinkle: You cocksucker! You lousy pig fucker! You bitch! You ugly whore! Let go of me! – Serial Mom Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Leslie Lane: [feeling his gun as she's riding on the back of his motorcycle] What'ya need a gun for? Frank Serpico: Didya ever hear of Barnum and Bailey? Leslie Lane: Yeah. Frank Serpico: Well, I'm their lion tamer. – Serpico Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Frank Serpico: You know that I'm totally isolated in the department. I don't have a friend. Chief Sidney Green: Oh, don't give me that bullshit about friends. I've been putting cops away for thirty years. My name's an obscenity to every shithouse wall in every precinct in the city. Frank Serpico: I've observed that, sir. Chief Sidney Green: Friends! And I fought my way up as a Jew in the department in the days you were supposed to have an uncircumcised shamrock between your legs. I have this nightmare. I'm on 5th Avenue watching the St. Patrick's Day parade and I have a coronary and nine thousand cops march happily over my body. – Serpico Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Capt. Insp. McClain: Frank, has anyone ever told you that you have a tendency toward self-pity? Frank Serpico: No, you're the first. – Serpico Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Gordon: Bye bye! Cookie, will you stop eating the hubcaps? Cookie Monster [eating hubcaps] : Oh, me thing they do delicious, me so hungry! Olivia: But Cook, we haven't even started on our trip yet. Cookie Monster: That's okay. Me eat three other hubcaps later. Gordon: Cookie! – Sesame Street Presents: Follow that Bird Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Grouch patron #1: Hey, waitress! There's no fly in my soup! Don't Drop Inn waitress: It's comin'! Grouch patron #2: Hey, I need a glass! Don't Drop Inn waitress: Broken or dirty? Grouch patron #3: Waitress! Don't Drop Inn waitress: It's about time. Don't Drop Inn chef: [holding out a disgusting cake] This is my masterpiece. Don't Drop Inn waitress: [taking it] Beautiful! Just beautiful. Never looks any better than this. [The waitress takes a bottle of syrup from a nearby table] Grouch patron #4: Hey, gimme that syrup back! Don't Drop Inn waitress: Get lost! – Sesame Street Presents: Follow that Bird Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Maria: Good! I'll have the tossed salad. Oscar the Grouch: Hey, better make that two. Don't Drop Inn waitress: Two tossed salads! [A bowlful of salad is launched directly at Maria] Don't Drop Inn chef: Number two, comin' right up! [dumps another large spoonful of salad into his catapult. His assistant launches the salad again, but this time, it lands on the waitress] – Sesame Street Presents: Follow that Bird Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[at the gas station after everyone has met up again] Olivia: Hey, Count, baby, what's happenin'? [gives the Count a high-five] Count: Five, jive! [Maria is in the phone booth talking to Bob] Maria: Hi, Bob. No news about Big Bird, I suppose. Bob: Yeah, we've located him. Maria: [shocked] WHAT?! [Susan and Linda rushes toward her in shock] Bob: He's right nearby, locked in a cage. Maria: He's locked in a cage? Bob: The kids saw him. He's blue. Maria: He's blue! Susan: He's blue? Bob: In some kind of carnival. The kids said. Maria: At a carnival? Bob: Right, Maria. Susan: That funfair! [Linda points at her watch] We passed that hours ago. Maria: That's what she said. Susan: Come on! Maria: Bye, Bob! [hangs up and she, Linda and Susan rushes to their car except Telly] Telly: How we gonna get him, if he's locked in a cage? Maria: Come on, Telly! Telly: Whaaa! [Maria grabs his hand and pulls him with her] – Sesame Street Presents: Follow that Bird Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[After Grover accidentally wakes up The Sleaze Brothers who drives off with Big Bird in tow, attempting to escape from his friends as they were about to open the cage] Big Bird: MARIA! Olivia: Big Bird! Count Von Count: Big Bird! Olivia: Oh,no! What we are gonna do? [to Gordon] Gordon, they're getting away! Gordon: [Linda hands the cage keys to Gordon] We gonna catch that truck! Come, Olivia let's go! Maria: Telly! You wake up Oscar! [Olivia and Gordon dashes toward to the Volkswagen] Telly! Telly: Right, Maria! Oh, no! [dashes toward to Oscar] Big Bird: Let me outta here! HELP! Gordon: Wait a minute! Olivia: What? Gordon: [throws the keys for the Volkswagen] Sis, you drive. Olivia: Why me? [catches the keys] Gordon: I got an idea. Big Bird: Gordon! Olivia! Linda, help! Gordon: [He and Olivia hop on the car] Okay, let's follow that bird. [Olivia starts the car and drives after the Sleaze Brothers] Telly: [trying to wake a sleeping Oscar] Oscar! Oscar! Oscar, wake up! Come on, Oscar wake up! – Sesame Street Presents: Follow that Bird Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Big Bird: And then suddenly, I looked up and I saw... [Miss Finch suddenly arrives having followed him and the others from Toadstool] ...saw... ...MISS FINCH?! Miss Finch: Hello, Bird. Perhaps the Dodos weren't perfect for you, but I have managed to find you another lovely bird family. Maria: But he doesn't need another bird family. – Sesame Street Presents: Follow that Bird Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[last lines] Count: [at the end of the closing credits] That is 278 incredible, colossal credits! Ha-ha, I love motion pictures! Wonderful! [a thunderclap is heard] Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! – Sesame Street Presents: Follow that Bird Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
President Jordan Lyman: The next step should be to your liking, Chris. Esther, call the Pentagon. Tell General Scott I want to see him right away. Esther Townsend: [on intercom] Yes, sir. Christopher Todd: I think it's time we faced the enemy, Mr. President. President Jordan Lyman: He's not the enemy. Scott, the Joint Chiefs, even the very emotional, very illogical lunatic fringe: they're not the enemy. The enemy's an age - a nuclear age. It happens to have killed man's faith in his ability to influence what happens to him. And out of this comes a sickness, and out of sickness a frustration, a feeling of impotence, helplessness, weakness. And from this, this desperation, we look for a champion in red, white, and blue. Every now and then a man on a white horse rides by, and we appoint him to be our personal god for the duration. For some men it was a Senator McCarthy, for others it was a General Walker, and now it's a General Scott. – Seven Days in May Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Paul Girard: Admiral, I understand you're not much of a betting man. Vice-Adm. Farley C. Barnswell: It depends on the game. Paul Girard: Hmm. What is your pleasure... poker... roulette... what? Vice-Adm. Farley C. Barnswell: No, those are house games. I don't much care for the odds. Paul Girard: What about horse racing? Vice-Adm. Farley C. Barnswell: On occasion... it depends on the race... sometimes the weather... and the horse does make the difference. Paul Girard: Hmm. That's true, that's true. What about the Preakness? Have you got anything good going there? Vice-Adm. Farley C. Barnswell: [Adm. Barnswell senses that Girard knows about the takeover plot] I only bet on sure things. Paul Girard: Admiral, you're a very lucky sailor. That's exactly what I've got for you: a sure thing. Vice-Adm. Farley C. Barnswell: What is the bet, Mr. Girard? Paul Girard: The bet is that there are members of the Joint Chiefs of Staff who are involved in treason. We know who they are, we know the essence of the plan. Now from you, Admiral, I want a signed statement indicating at what moment you first heard of this operation and your complicity in this entire matter. Vice-Adm. Farley C. Barnswell: Frankly, I wish I had more time. Paul Girard: [sarcastically] I wish you did too, Admiral. [tosses him a pen to write the statement] Unfortunately, you don't. – Seven Days in May Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Christopher Todd: This stuff you unearthed, Colonel Casey, is dynamite. Very revealing of General Scott's extracurricular love life. Any taste of victory we have in our mouths, Colonel, is due in no small measure to your efforts. Colonel Martin "Jiggs" Casey: The taste I've got in my mouth, Mr. Secretary, is unmentionable. Christopher Todd: I can understand that feeling, Colonel. But when you deal with a jackal like your general... Colonel Martin "Jiggs" Casey: Mr. Todd, this is a full Air Force general. Six times wounded, wearing only half the medals he deserves. Whatever else he is, he's no jackal. Christopher Todd: My god, the sensitivity of our warriors! Did I step on your old school tie, Colonel? Colonel Martin "Jiggs" Casey: You're just like a lot of civilians, Mr. Todd. After every armistice, you want to put us away in mothballs, like the fleet. When it comes to a little dying... Christopher Todd: Hold up, Colonel! Colonel Martin "Jiggs" Casey: ...you'll be sure to put us in a uniform... Christopher Todd: That's enough, Colonel! – Seven Days in May Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
President Jordan Lyman: [to reporters at a televised press conference] There's been abroad in this land in recent months a whisper that we have somehow lost our greatness, that we do not have the strength to win without war the struggles for liberty throughout the world. This is slander, because our country is strong, strong enough to be a peacemaker. It is proud, proud enough to be patient. The whisperers and the detractors, the violent men are wrong. We will remain strong and proud, peaceful and patient, and we will see a day when on this earth all men will walk out of the long tunnels of tyranny into the bright sunshine of freedom. [president exits; reporters stand and applaud] Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, that was the President of the United States. – Seven Days in May Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Ben Thomas: So you don't consider yourself a good person? Emily Posa: How would you answer that question if I asked you the same? Ben Thomas: "Unremarkable" would be an upgrade for me... I assure you. – Seven Pounds Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Randy: You wear thong underpants? Andy: You want us to take our shirts off? Randy: Where do you live? Andy: Is your mom hot too? Randy: Where do you live? Andy: What's your address? Randy: You like pizza? – Sex Drive Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Ian: Where do you guys get the confidence to, like, hit on every girl you see? Randy: Cause we're the shit. Andy: Yeah, you oughta know that, bitch. – Sex Drive Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Angry Cop: Drop the weapon, donut man! Okay, put your hands on your head! Both hands, asshole! Ian: I can't move the other arm. Angry Cop: Who said that? Who said that? Ian: l can't move the other arm. Sir, I'm not resisting. it's foam, sir. Angry Cop: The big Mexican won't go down! Take the shot! Ian: Holy shit. Felicia: Jesus! Hold your fire! Hold your fire, okay? He is not the bad guy! She is the car thief. Right there. The blond, in a belt for a skirt. – Sex Drive Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[repeated lines] Annie: I love fucking you. Jay: I love fucking you. – Sex Tape Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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