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Heather: That's what's so important about the First Amendment. It gives us the right to say what we want without fear of retaliation. (The teacher smacks Heather and knocks her down.) Teacher: Oh, shut the fuck up! – Scary Movie Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Doofy: (to runners) Hey! Slow it down! Runner: Blow me! Doofy: All right. – Scary Movie Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Cindy: Wait, shouldn't we check his wallet? Buffy: For what? Brenda: Shit, he might have some money. We already committed murder, we might as well rob his ass! Bobby: Good idea, I'll take credit cards! Brenda: I want the jewelry! Ray: I'm-a take his drawers! – Scary Movie Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
The Killer: Do you know where I am? Cindy: Um, you're, you're behind the couch... Killer: What?! How do you know that? Cindy: I can um, see your feet. The Killer: Oh, fuck! Okay, turn around, close your eyes, no peeking! (The Killer hides under the rug, but then gets up) (Cindy turns around) The Killer: Hey, hey, hey! Turn around! No peeking! (Cindy quickly turns back around) The Killer: (hides behind the curtain with his hook hanging out) Okay, now turn around. Now, do you know where I am? Ha ha ha, you don't, do you? Cindy: No, Mr. Killer, I don't know where you are... The Killer: I'll give you a big clue! (The Killer pops back out) (Cindy screams and runs) The Killer: (chases her and trips) Oh, I gotta stop drinking. – Scary Movie Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Gail: All right, who copped a feel? Kenny: Gail, it was me. Gail: Oh my God. Kenny: It was an accident Gail! I only touched the-the top of the breast. It was so tender and juicy- Gail: SHUT UP! – Scary Movie Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Buffy: Doofy! Mom said get home now. Doofy: Tell Mom I'm on official police business. Buffy: Cindy, you okay? Doofy: Hey, hey, hey! No talking to the witness! Buffy: Go get in the car, Doofy, she's coming with us. Doofy: Does Mom know? Buffy: Yeah, Doofus! Doofy: Mom says when I wear this badge your supposed to treat me like a man of the law. Buffy: Yeah, well, Mom also said for you to stop sticking your dick in the vacuum cleaner! All The Police Officers: Yeah! Ha ha! (laughing at Doofy and clapping) – Scary Movie Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Gail: Have they located Cindy Campbell's father? Sheriff: No. Gail: Isn't he a suspect? Sheriff: That is classified information! Where are you getting that? Gail: I'm sorry. My sources is strictly confidential. Doofy: Hey, Gail. (To the crowd) Gail swallows! – Scary Movie Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Cindy: Why are you doing this, Bobby? Bobby: Why?! WHY?! You hear that, Ray? I think she wants a motive. Did "Scream" have a plot? Ray: No. Bobby: Did "I Know What You Did Last Summer" make any sense? Don't think so! What the hell's with the sequel, huh? What the hell's with that fat, white Jamaican guy? Ray: Ah, I want to kill that motherfucker, man. Cindy: It's just bad casting, Bobby... – Scary Movie Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
(Ray is stabbing Bobby) Cindy: You guys are psychos! You've seen one too many TV shows! Ray: No! Watching TV shows doesn't create psycho killers... cancelling TV shows does! (continues to stab Bobby with more violence) The Wayans Brothers was a good show, man! It was a good-ass show! And we didn't even get a final episode! – Scary Movie Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Cindy: (screaming) Oh my God, Brenda! We're gonna die! Brenda: It would have just been you if you had just, shut the fuck up! – Scary Movie 2 Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Exorcist Party Go-ers: (singing) Shake ya ass! Watch ya self! Shake ya ass! Show me what you workin' with! Mrs. Voorhees: (singing) Attention, all you young players and pimps, right now is the place to be. Father Harris: (singing) I thought I told y'all niggas before, y'all niggas don't fuck with me! – Scary Movie 2 Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Father McFeely: Let us pray. Father Harris: Our Father... Hugh Kane/Megan Vorhees: (laughs excessively in a deep voice) Father Harris: Stop it! Hugh Kane/Megan Voorhees: (continues laughing) Father Harris: Zip it! Hugh Kane/Megan Voorhees: (laughs some more) Father McFeely: Thy kingdom come... Hugh Kane/Megan Voorhees: Your mother sucks cocks in Hell! Father McFeely: Oh, shit... Hugh Kane/Megan Voorhees: (laughs) Father McFeely: (pulls out a gun) Suck on this. Hugh Kane/Megan Voorhees: Uh-oh. (he shoots her, and the title screen appears) – Scary Movie 2 Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Cindy: (singing terribly along with the radio to Vitamin C and swerving all over the road) As we go on, We remember, All the times we, Had together, And as our lives change, Come whatever, We will still be Friends Forever. - (suddenly the music comes to an abrupt stop) Vitamin C: Hey! Will you shut the fuck up and let me sing?! – Scary Movie 2 Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Ghost Voice: (distantly) Cindy! I want you to know to what happened to me... Look in the music room! Check the music room! Cindy: Where are you? Ghost Voice: (very clear) Check the fucking music room! – Scary Movie 2 Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Dwight: Heh-hey! Hey there little guy, how are you doing? Parrot: Fuck off, four eyes! Dwight: H... h... I beg your pardon? Parrot: I said: "Fuck off... four eyes." Dwight: You know, I oughta kick your ass-! Shorty: Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Relax, son, it's just a bird. Hi, little birdy... Polly want a cracker? Parrot: Polly want your mama's sweet ass! Shorty: (stunned) What did Polly say to me? Parrot: I said: "Polly wants your mama's... sweet ass". Shorty: You don't be talking 'bout my mama son, you don't know my mama, son! Parrot: Yeah, I know your mama, I fucked her last night. Shorty: You want beef?! I'll fuck you up! Parrot: Ooooh! I'm shaking, I'm shaking! Shorty: Aw no, fuck this, I'm handling this shit like a gentleman, y'all. Hold my tooth, son. Parrot: Yeah, come on, bitch, you and that Kotter's hairstyle wanna piece of me?! Come on, bring it on! Shorty: What, you hardcore?! Gimme somethin'! Parrot: Let me outta here, come on, pussy! Let me outta here, I'll fuck you up! – Scary Movie 2 Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Dwight Hartman: Let's split up. Brenda: Unh-unh, unh-unh, unh-unh, unh-unh-UNH! Now wait a minute, hold up! How come when anytime this scary shit happens, and we should stick together, you white people always say "let's split up"? Theo: She's right, we should stick together. Dwight: She's right. Okay. (pointing to Cindy, Buddy and Theo in the group) You three, follow me! (Shorty, Brenda, and Ray are left alone) Shorty: Ain't that a bitch? (the three of them begin to cry) Brenda: We gonna die, y'all. – Scary Movie 2 Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Dwight: I know what you thinking. Did I fire three shots or 117? Well, do you feel lucky, (pause) punk? Do you (pause) feel lucky? (says faster) Do you feel lucky, punk? Hugh Kane: (deep, growling voice) Shoot me, motherfucker! – Scary Movie 2 Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Becca: You know what else I heard? Magnetic waves shrink silicone molecules. (looks down at breasts) Aah! Oh, my God, turn it off! Kate: It's not working! Becca: It's backwards! Kate: What do we do? Becca: I don't know! Aaahhhh! (the two run to the TV and shut it off.) Kate: That was kind of scary. Becca: I know something even scarier. Kate: Ooh, what? Becca: Have you heard about this videotape? Kate: The one where they do it on the boat and then in the car and then in the bathtub? And he's like, "Hey, baby, I love you" and she's like, "Where are we?" And did you see the size- Becca: No. Not that tape. The one with all the scary images, and after you watch the tape, the phone rings and this really scary voice comes on and says you're gonna die in like- Kate: Seven days! Yeah, I saw that one with Josh last weekend! Becca: You were with Josh last weekend? Oh, my God! (hits Kate with pillow) Kate: Oh, yes I was! (hits Becca with chair) Becca: You ho! (smashes glass vase on Kate's head) Kate: You know it! (whacks Becca with closed laptop) – Scary Movie 3 Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
CJ: Shit, my Aunt Shaneequa used to live over there! But that bitch got evicted though. Mahalik: For what? CJ: Mice. Mahalik: I thought she had rats? CJ: No, rats are outside, mice are inside. Mahalik: But what if a mouse goes outside does it become a rat, and if a rat is in the house, is it a mouse? CJ: I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'. Mahalik: That's because it's a rat, fool! CJ: Damn! You mighta just made fact. That's some real shit right there! – Scary Movie 3 Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
(on the phone) Cindy: Hello? Tabitha's Voice: (indistinct) Seven days. Cindy: What? Willie Mays? Tabitha's Voice: (indistinct) Seven days. Cindy: Who's gay? Hello? Tabitha's Voice: (indistinct) Seven days. Cindy: What? Tabitha's Voice: (slightly more clear) Can you hear me now? Cindy: Kind of. Tabitha's Voice: (perfectly audible) Can you hear me now? Cindy: Yes. Perfect. Tabitha's Voice: Seven days. Cindy: Seven days. Oh my God. I'm gonna die next Monday? Tabitha's Voice: Yes. No. Wait. Monday. That would be seven business days. This is seven days starting now. Cindy: So seven days to this very hour? My watch broke. How am I gonna know the exact hour? Tabitha's Voice: Forget hours. This day seven days from now. Cindy: But there's a holiday coming up. Do you count the holiday? Tabitha's Voice: Well, that depends. What holiday? Cindy: Martin Luther King Day. Tabitha's Voice: Then no. Cindy: Why not? Everybody at work is taking it off. Tabitha's Voice: Jesus Christ, lady. I'm giving you seven friggin' days. I can come over now and kill the shit out of you if you'd rather have that. [Hangs up] – Scary Movie 3 Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
George: [At Brenda's funeral] Sue wanted to pay respects to her teacher. You? Cindy: Brenda was my bitch. – Scary Movie 3 Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Cindy: Hello? Tabitha's Voice: It's me. How you doing? Cindy: Fine. Tabitha's Voice: Enjoying your last week? I can't wait to see you. Six days now, right? Cindy: Yeah. Tabitha's Voice: It was great catching up. Can I speak to Cody? Cindy: Why? He didn't watch the tape. Tabitha's Voice: Yes, he did. Come on, Cindy, I do this for a living. (Cindy hangs up. The phone rings again) Cindy: Hello? Tabitha's Voice: Hello, I'm calling from "Reader's Digest" with a fantastic offer for Cody. (snickers) Cindy: (gasps) No, you're not! You're that evil little girl from the tape! Tabitha's Voice: Okay, you got me. How about I just leave a message for him? Cindy: Fine. (writes the message down) Uh-huh. Yeah. Okay, how do you spell that? Right. Okay, got it. Bye. (Cindy holds the paper up, which reads SEVEN DAYS) AAAAHHH!! – Scary Movie 3 Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Cindy: But what is connection between the crop circles and the videotape? The Architect: The answer is simple. You are the eventuality of an anomaly. You are inexorably seeking a sedulant probability. Cindy: Sedulant? I, uh... The Architect: Grotesquery? ...No? What about... (holds up dictionary) contingent affirmation? That's gotta mean something. – Scary Movie 3 Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Ross Giggins: Turning now to sports... (Cindy types new text for the teleprompter) Ross: And an evil video tape that kills anyone who watches it in seven days. It's true. We're all in danger. There's an alien force that's trying prevent you from knowing the truth. Carson Ward: [Noticing Ross, and Cindy at the teleprompter keyboard] Oh, no. [Rushes over to Cindy] Campbell, are you insane?! Ross: It's a horrible fate. Cindy: Carson, I have to do this! [Ward shoves Cindy out of the way and types new text; Cindy comes back and the two begin fighting for control of the teleprompter keyboard.] Ross: Correction, there really is no danger. Actually, I didn't really mean anything I just said. Yes, I did. Every word of it. Everyone watching this could be dead in a week. [The Janitor joins in, making it a three-way fight over the teleprompter's keyboard.] Ross: O shizl gzngahr BBBBBTTTTTGGGGTGGGGTGGGG shzn blah hary % + 7, , 1 9 3 4 19 ckin etd vaus erstn gubl chn q shnitzi guorsn blkn (, , 18 4 6 9 [The Janitor has won the fight for the keyboard. He smirks as he types, then leaves the studio.] Ross: I been cleanin' after this dumb-ass cracker Giggins for ten years, but I been hittin' it with his woman for twelve. Know what I'm sayin', nigga? She likes her some chocolate. Sharpton for President, y'all. I'm outie. Peace. – Scary Movie 3 Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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