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Wayne:
She thinks this game is over.

J.D:
It's not over. No!

Wayne:
But we are taking this into overtime!

J.D:
Comanayeha!

Wayne:
Okay, strategy session. Okay, our enemy is wicked.

J.D:
Dude, she's Freddy Krueger.

Wayne:
No, Damien.

J.D:
Dude, she's Vader.

Wayne:
No, she is the Emperor!

J.D:
But with really great tits.

Wayne:
Okay, now, Sandy? That girl, she's a nice girl. She's a sweetheart.

J.D:
Dude, a saint.

Wayne:
A goddess.

J.D:
A princess.

Wayne:
You know what? She's kind of like Mother Teresa.

J.D:
But with way better tits.

Saving Silverman  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Darren:
I can't figure out why Judith left. It doesn't make any sense. She didn't even take her clothes.

J.D:
Maybe she went where she didn't need clothes: a nudist colony.

Darren:
I don't think so.

J.D:
Maybe she got kidnapped.

Darren:
You think?

J.D:
No. Definitely not. That's impossible. It's like, why would that happen...in a...world? Maybe she's a lesbo.

Darren:
Come on.

J.D:
Maybe she's a herm.

Darren:
What?

J.D:
A hermaphrodite. Little dick, little puss.

Saving Silverman  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Judith:
You must be very well-educated.

J.D:
[in his eagle mascot costume] I suppose.

Judith:
Ivy League?

J.D:
More or less.

Judith:
Which one? Yale, Harvard, Princeton?

J.D:
S.U.

Judith:
Oh, Stanford University?

J.D:
Subway University.

Judith:
I knew someone who went there. Did you know J.D. McNugent?

J.D:
No. No. Never heard of such a person, ever.

Judith:
See you later, J.D.

J.D:
[about to leave the garage] Take it easy, Judith. [stops, and thinks for a minute] Goddamn it! [closes the door]

Saving Silverman  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Darren:
Yeah, everything's been really good, you know?

Sandy:
Yeah.

Darren:
Well, my fiancée died.

Sandy:
She died?

Darren:
Yeah, she's dead.

Sandy:
I am so sorry.

Darren:
Oh, don't be. Please don't be sorry. It's nothing.

Saving Silverman  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Wayne:
What the fuck happened?

J.D:
Judith was giving me some therapy and helped me realize I was gay and--

Wayne:
Wait. What? I see what happened. She messed with your head.

J.D:
Wayne, I'm gay.

Wayne:
No, you're not. You're just unsuccessful with women.

J.D:
No, I'm gay. Judith got me in touch with the inner J.D.

Wayne:
How'd she do that?

J.D:
She listened. Unlike people who knew me for years and ignored all the telltale signs.

Wayne:
Like what?

J.D:
Like my obsession with Bette Midler. My preference for track lighting. And the fact that I like sucking dick.

Wayne:
What?! You've done that?!

J.D:
No. Not with another guy, but remember when I bought that book on yoga?

Wayne:
I don't want to hear anymore. Look, you want to be gay? Fine! No problem! But from now on, I'll take care of Judith myself. Okay! [sits and reads a magazine]

J.D:
You want to be gay with me?

Wayne:
No! [gets out of his chair and leaves]

Saving Silverman  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Wayne:
Now here's what's gonna happen. I'm going to listen to your conversation. Now if you say anything about Judith... or so much as mention her name... then I'll give you a little shock. [tests a shock on Darren] Perfect.

Darren I don't think I'm comfortable having these things on my nipples.

Wayne:
I could put them on your balls.

Darren:
The nipples are fine. Nipples work.

Saving Silverman  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Coach Norton:
Great! Where's the bathroom? I gotta take a dump.

Wayne:
We don't use the toilet anymore since we're cutting down on the water bill.

Coach Norton:
What do you do?

Wayne:
Well, we just use the lawn now.

Coach Norton:
Smart thinking.

Wayne:
Oh, God!

J.D:
You pinch loaves on the lawn? I play croquet out there.

Saving Silverman  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Wayne:
Come on, Coach. We need your help. Jail life is real tough. They're...they're sodomizing us in here.

Coach Norton:
What?! They're corn-holing you? Oh, my God. That's horrible. Don't worry. I'll get you out.

J.D:
You got sodomized? Who? I want to meet him.

Saving Silverman  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Wayne:
Oh, here. We got you some clothes.

Sandy:
Where did you get these?

Wayne:
J.D.'s sister. She's a stripper.

J.D:
And a hooker.

Saving Silverman  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Neil Diamond:
You're the guys who send me all those letters and tapes... Naked pictures.

Wayne:
What? We never sent you any naked pictures.

J.D:
Dude... Sorry.

Saving Silverman  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[first lines]

Adam Stanheight:
Help! Someone, help me! Is someone there? Hey! Oh, shit, I'm probably dead.

Dr. Lawrence Gordon:
You're not dead.

Adam Stanheight:
Who's that? Who's that?

Dr. Lawrence Gordon:
There's no point yelling. I already tried.

Adam Stanheight:
Turn on the lights!

Dr. Lawrence Gordon:
Would if I could.

Adam Stanheight:
What the heck's going on? Where am I?

Dr. Lawrence Gordon:
I don't know yet.

Adam Stanheight:
What is that smell?

Dr. Lawrence Gordon:
Oh, wait... Hang on. Think I found something.

[the lights turn on]

Saw  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dr. Lawrence Gordon:
Are you hurt?

Adam Stanheight:
I don't know. Yeah!

Dr. Lawrence Gordon:
What's your name?

Adam Stanheight:
My name is Adam Stanheight; what's your name?

Saw  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Adam is trying to see if someone has taken his kidneys]

Adam Stanheight:
You see any scars?

Dr. Lawrence Gordon:
What?

Adam Stanheight:
This is what they do, man. They kidnap you, then drug you and before you know it, you're in a bathtub and your kidneys are on eBay.

Dr. Lawrence Gordon:
No one has taken your kidneys.

Adam Stanheight:
How can you tell from way over there?

Dr. Lawrence Gordon:
Because you'd either be in terrible agony or you'd be dead by now. Trust me.

Adam Stanheight:
What are you, a surgeon?

Dr. Lawrence Gordon:
Yes.

Saw  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dr. Lawrence Gordon:
Did you find anything?

Adam Stanheight:
[searching in toilet] No solids.

Saw  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dr. Lawrence Gordon:
How did you know to turn off the lights?

Adam Stanheight:
Who cares? It worked.

Dr. Lawrence Gordon:
Yeah, but how did you know?

Adam Stanheight:
Instinct.

Dr. Lawrence Gordon:
Instinct?

Adam Stanheight:
Yeah.

Dr. Lawrence Gordon:
You know what? You're a terrible liar.

Saw  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dr. Lawrence Gordon:
Who are you?

Adam Stanheight:
You know who I am.

Dr. Lawrence Gordon:
Stop the lies! You're a liar! I need to know the truth!

Adam Stanheight:
I'm a liar? What did you do last night, Lawrence? Work at a hospital, saving sick children? You told me that after you left your house last night, you went to work at a hospital.

Dr. Lawrence Gordon:
That's because it's the truth.

Adam Stanheight:
No. Your wife is right, Larry. You don't recall getting your picture taken in the parking lot? [takes out some pictures and throws them] I can prove that you didn't go anywhere near a hospital last night.

Saw  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Alison Gordon:
How can you go through life pretending your happy?

Dr. Lawrence Gordon:
I am happy.

Alison Gordon:
That is complete bullshit; I'd rather you break down and tell me you hated me. At least there would be some passion in it.

Saw  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Adam Stanheight:
No! Lawrence, please! I'm begging you! Lawrence, it's not me who did this to you!

Dr. Lawrence Gordon:
You have to die.

Adam Stanheight:
No! I want to live!

Dr. Lawrence Gordon:
I'm sorry...

Adam Stanheight:
I want to live!

Dr. Lawrence Gordon:
My family... [shoots Adam] There! I've done it! Now show them to me!

Saw  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Zep Hindle:
[examining Adam's body] You're too late. [aims a gun at Lawrence]

Dr. Lawrence Gordon:
Why?

Zep Hindle:
It's the rules.

Saw  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Tape:
Hello, Mr. Hindle... or, as they called you around the hospital: Zep. I want you to make a choice. There's a slow-acting poison coursing through your system, to which only I have the antidote for. Will you murder a mother and her child to save yourself?

[Flashback]

Zep Hindle:
Dr. Gordon's time is up.

[Present]

Tape:
Listen carefully, if you will; there are rules.

[Flashback]

Dr. Lawrence Gordon:
Why?

Zep Hindle:
It's the rules.

[Present]

[the corpse in the room stands, peeling off the latex bullet wound cap]

Jigsaw:
[points to the bathtub] Key to that chain... is in the bathtub.

[Flashback]

[the key goes down the drain when Adam accidentally unplugs it]

Zep Hindle:
He's a very interesting person. His name's John.

Dr. Lawrence Gordon:
He has an inoperable frontal lobe tumor.

Jigsaw:
I'm sick from the disease eating away at me inside.

Detective Allison Kerry:
Sounds like our friend Jigsaw.

Jigsaw:
I'm sick of people who don't appreciate their blessings.

Detective Allison Kerry:
Looks like our guy likes to book himself front row seats to his own sick little games.

Tape:
Hello, Mark - Paul - Amanda - Zep - Adam - Dr. Gordon. I want to play a game.

[Present]

[Adam tries to shoot Jigsaw, only to be given an electric shock that zaps the gun out of his hand]

Jigsaw:
Most people are so ungrateful to be alive. But not you... Not anymore. [Adam screams] Game over! [shuts the door]

Adam Stanheight:
[screams] Don't! Don't! No! [screams fade out]

Saw  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Jeff watches while Judge Halden is slowly drowned in ground-up pig remains]

Halden:
I'm a criminal court judge, for Christ's sake! You can't do this to me!

Jeff:
You don't remember me? Well, maybe you remember, Timothy Young? He was the driver who killed my son. You gave him six months!

Halden:
Okay, all right. We can talk about your case. Obviously, you want answers. I can't give them to you like this!

Jeff:
Six months! People get more for fucking parking tickets!

Halden:
Listen to me. Now, I can see you're in great deal of pain. But there are ways we can have his sentence extended. I can help you!

Jeff:
Too late! They let him go!

Halden:
Don't become what he is! Don't become a killer. Please, [Extends his hand out to Jeff] I have a son, too. [Jeff walks down the stairs to the incinerator] Where are you going?

Jeff:
[looking at his son's belongings] Oh, God. [tries to open door]

Saw III  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[while Lynn is operating on John's skull]

Lynn:
John, how are you doing?

John:
Never better.

Saw III  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[As the Rack progressively breaks Timothy Young's limbs]

Halden:
We've got to help him, Jeff!

[Halden grabs Jeff, but he fights him off]

Jeff:
[sickened] Fuck.

Timothy:
Please stop. No! Please stop!

Halden:
[Trying to stop the gears] Jeff. Jeff, just standing there, you're an accomplice to murder. Are you a murderer?

Jeff:
I've wanted to kill him every day. For three years, I've wanted to kill you. Yeah. Maybe I am.

Halden:
What about your family? Your wife, your daughter?

Saw III  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Amanda:
He's completed the third test.

John:
Congratulations, Lynn. You're free to go.

Amanda:
Yeah, but he's not all the way out.

John:
Undo her collar, Amanda, and let her go.

Amanda:
No, he's not finished. He's not all the way.

John:
Amanda, Lynn is more important than you know. Unlock her collar and let her go.

Amanda:
I said no.

John:
Amanda, there are rules-

Amanda:
I said no! She doesn't deserve to go free.

Lynn:
You promised.

Amanda:
I didn't promise you shit.

John:
Amanda, even with that gun, it is Lynn who holds your life in her hands.

Amanda:
Fuck you. You gave her control over me?! Fuck you!

Lynn:
I won't tell anyone. I promise I won't.

Amanda:
Shut up.

Lynn:
Please, I have a family.

Amanda:
Shut up. Shut up, shut up, shut up! And stop fucking moving around!

John:
And what about the other test subjects that we left alive?

Amanda:
What about them?

John:
Is that how you felt about them? Is that how you felt about Eric Matthews?

Amanda:
Eric Matthews?

John:
Mmm-hmm.

Amanda:
I'll tell you how I felt about Eric Matthews. Eric Matthews learned nothing from your test. He was the same person he was when he arrested me. He framed me... when he took me down.

Saw III  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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