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Frank: Lesson number one: Don't underestimate... the other guy's greed! [laughs] Elvira Hancock: Lesson number two: Don't get high on your own supply. Frank: That's right. Lesson number two: Don't get high on your own supply. 'Course, not everyone follows the rules, huh? [glares at Elvira] – Scarface Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Tony Montana: Hey, coño, what is your problem? You got a problem? You're good-looking, you got a beautiful body, beautiful legs, beautiful face, all these guys in love with you. Only you got a look in your eye like you haven't been fucked in a year! Elvira Hancock: Hey, Jose. Who, why, when, and how I fuck is none of your business, okay? Tony Montana: Now you're talking to me, baby. That I like. Keep it coming. Elvira Hancock: Don't call me "baby"! I'm not your baby. Tony Montana: Not yet, but you gotta give me some time. Elvira Hancock: Even if I were blind, desperate, starved and begging for it on a desert island, you'd be the last thing I'd ever fuck. – Scarface Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Frank Lopez: No, Tony, no, don't kill me, please! [crying] Tony Montana: I won't kill you. Frank Lopez: Oh Christ, thank you! Tony Montana: Get off my foot. Frank Lopez: Thank you! Thank you! [Tony looks at Manny] Tony Montana: Manolo, shoot that piece of shit! [Manny points his gun at Frank] Frank Lopez: What? No. No! NO! [gets shot] [Tony sits down] Tony Montana: Every dog has his day, huh, Mel? Bernstein: I told him. It didn't make any sense, clipping you when we had you working for us. He wouldn't listen. He got hot tonight, about the broad, you know? He fucked up. Tony Montana: You too, Mel. You fucked up. Bernstein: Don't go too far, Tony. Tony Montana: I'm not, Mel. You are. [shoots Bernstein in the gut] Bernstein: Fuck... You can't shoot a cop! Tony Montana: Whoever said you was one? Bernstein: Wait a minute! If you let me go, I'll fix this up. Tony Montana: Sure, Mel. Maybe you can handle yourself one of them first class tickets to the Resurrection. Bernstein: Fucking punk! Son of a bitch! Tony Montana: So long, Mel. Have a good trip. Bernstein: FUCK YOU! [Tony shoots him in the heart] – Scarface Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Tony Montana: You know what your problem is, pussycat? Elvira Hancock: What is my problem, Tony? Tony Montana: You got nothing to do with your life, man. Why don't you get a job? Do something, be a nurse. Work with blind kids, lepers, that kind of thing. Anything beats you waiting around all day, waiting for me to fuck you, I'll tell you that. Elvira Hancock: Don't toot your horn, honey, you're not that good. Tony Montana: Oh yeah? Frank was better huh? Elvira Hancock: You're an asshole! [storms off] Tony Montana: Where are you going? Come here! Coño! Hey, Elvi! I was kidding. I was only kidding! – Scarface Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Tony Montana: Your guy Alberto, he's a piece of shit, you know? I told him to do something. He didn't listen to me, so I had to cancel his fucking contract. Alejandro Sosa: My partners and I are pissed off, Tony. Tony Montana: That's okay, no big deal. There's other Albertos, you know? We do it next month. Alejandro Sosa: No, Tony, you can't do that. They found what was under the car, Tony. Now our friend has got security up the ass, and the heat is gonna come hard on my partners and me. There's not gonna be a next time, you fucking dumb cocksucker! You blew it! Tony Montana: Hey, take it easy when to talk to me, okay? Alejandro Sosa: I told you a long time ago, you fucking little monkey, not to fuck me! Tony Montana: Hey, hey, who the fuck you think you're talking to, huh? You wanna fuck with me?! Who the fuck you think I am, your fucking bellboy? Come on, you wanna go to war, we take you to war, okay? – Scarface Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Killer: [on the phone, looking at a porn magazine] I wanna see what your insides look like. Drew: Well... well then, turn to page 54. Killer: [flips page, then turns it over] Oh... hey, nice! – Scary Movie Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Drew: Listen asshole, you've had your fun and you better stop or else! Killer: Or else what? Drew: Or else my boyfriend's gonna be here any minute, and he's black and he'll kick your ass! Killer: Oh, really? Drew: Yeah! Killer: You mean the one who wears make-up and dresses like a woman? Drew: How'd you know? Killer: Turn on the patio lights. [man dressed like Prince is tied up.] Man: Help! Help! Drew: That's not my boyfriend! I mean, I fucked him a couple of times, but that's it. – Scary Movie Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Cindy's Dad: What's going on in there? Ah, ow, ow, Daddy's head is stuck, unstick Daddy's head, ow... Cindy: Dad, can you knock? Cindy's Dad: Knock? I thought I heard screaming in here! Cindy: No, no, you didn't, Dad. Cindy's Dad: Oh, it must have been that crack I smoked earlier, I guess. Cindy: Yeah. Cindy's Dad: Look, I gotta leave town for a couple days, okay? No big deal, it's just that you know, that new business that I started with those plumbing guys. Cindy: Oh, you mean Uncle Escobar! Cindy's Dad: Yeah, yeah, that's right. Well, there's a problem, some money went missing and apparently some legs are gonna get broken, eh, it's just better if I lay low for a couple days. Now, if the cops raid the place... Cindy: I never heard of you. Cindy's Dad: And don't forget... Cindy: To flush your stash. Cindy's Dad: Oh, you are my little girl, I love you so much. And I left you a little something in the coffee can. Cindy: Dad... Cindy's Dad: But, remember you have to step on it before you sell it. Now what are you gonna cut it with? Cindy: Umm, baking... Cindy's Dad: Baking soda, not baking powder. 'Cause baking powder guys will have muffins growing out of their noses. Cindy: [giggles] Dad... Cindy's Dad: You love that joke, honey. You've loved that joke since you were 2 years old. Okay, well... Cindy: Have a good trip. Cindy's Dad: Bye. Cindy: Bye. – Scary Movie Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Buffy: Well, I'm much more of a people person. I'd rather feed all the hungry little children of the world and much rather help my fellow man than some animal. [A homeless man approaches.] Homeless Man: Spare a dollar? Buffy: Eww! Get away from me, you bum! Cindy: Buffy!? Can't you see that he's just hungry? (Cindy gives the man a sandwich from her lunch bag.) Cindy: Here you go, sir. A nice sandwich. Homeless Man: I said a dollar, bitch! (The homeless man hits Cindy in the back of the head with the sandwich.) Cindy: Ow! – Scary Movie Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Heather: That's what's so important about the First Amendment. It gives us the right to say what we want without fear of retaliation. (The teacher smacks Heather and knocks her down.) Teacher: Oh, shut the fuck up! – Scary Movie Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Doofy: (to runners) Hey! Slow it down! Runner: Blow me! Doofy: All right. – Scary Movie Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Cindy: Wait, shouldn't we check his wallet? Buffy: For what? Brenda: Shit, he might have some money. We already committed murder, we might as well rob his ass! Bobby: Good idea, I'll take credit cards! Brenda: I want the jewelry! Ray: I'm-a take his drawers! – Scary Movie Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
The Killer: Do you know where I am? Cindy: Um, you're, you're behind the couch... Killer: What?! How do you know that? Cindy: I can um, see your feet. The Killer: Oh, fuck! Okay, turn around, close your eyes, no peeking! (The Killer hides under the rug, but then gets up) (Cindy turns around) The Killer: Hey, hey, hey! Turn around! No peeking! (Cindy quickly turns back around) The Killer: (hides behind the curtain with his hook hanging out) Okay, now turn around. Now, do you know where I am? Ha ha ha, you don't, do you? Cindy: No, Mr. Killer, I don't know where you are... The Killer: I'll give you a big clue! (The Killer pops back out) (Cindy screams and runs) The Killer: (chases her and trips) Oh, I gotta stop drinking. – Scary Movie Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Gail: All right, who copped a feel? Kenny: Gail, it was me. Gail: Oh my God. Kenny: It was an accident Gail! I only touched the-the top of the breast. It was so tender and juicy- Gail: SHUT UP! – Scary Movie Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Buffy: Doofy! Mom said get home now. Doofy: Tell Mom I'm on official police business. Buffy: Cindy, you okay? Doofy: Hey, hey, hey! No talking to the witness! Buffy: Go get in the car, Doofy, she's coming with us. Doofy: Does Mom know? Buffy: Yeah, Doofus! Doofy: Mom says when I wear this badge your supposed to treat me like a man of the law. Buffy: Yeah, well, Mom also said for you to stop sticking your dick in the vacuum cleaner! All The Police Officers: Yeah! Ha ha! (laughing at Doofy and clapping) – Scary Movie Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Gail: Have they located Cindy Campbell's father? Sheriff: No. Gail: Isn't he a suspect? Sheriff: That is classified information! Where are you getting that? Gail: I'm sorry. My sources is strictly confidential. Doofy: Hey, Gail. (To the crowd) Gail swallows! – Scary Movie Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Cindy: Why are you doing this, Bobby? Bobby: Why?! WHY?! You hear that, Ray? I think she wants a motive. Did "Scream" have a plot? Ray: No. Bobby: Did "I Know What You Did Last Summer" make any sense? Don't think so! What the hell's with the sequel, huh? What the hell's with that fat, white Jamaican guy? Ray: Ah, I want to kill that motherfucker, man. Cindy: It's just bad casting, Bobby... – Scary Movie Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
(Ray is stabbing Bobby) Cindy: You guys are psychos! You've seen one too many TV shows! Ray: No! Watching TV shows doesn't create psycho killers... cancelling TV shows does! (continues to stab Bobby with more violence) The Wayans Brothers was a good show, man! It was a good-ass show! And we didn't even get a final episode! – Scary Movie Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Cindy: (screaming) Oh my God, Brenda! We're gonna die! Brenda: It would have just been you if you had just, shut the fuck up! – Scary Movie 2 Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Exorcist Party Go-ers: (singing) Shake ya ass! Watch ya self! Shake ya ass! Show me what you workin' with! Mrs. Voorhees: (singing) Attention, all you young players and pimps, right now is the place to be. Father Harris: (singing) I thought I told y'all niggas before, y'all niggas don't fuck with me! – Scary Movie 2 Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Father McFeely: Let us pray. Father Harris: Our Father... Hugh Kane/Megan Vorhees: (laughs excessively in a deep voice) Father Harris: Stop it! Hugh Kane/Megan Voorhees: (continues laughing) Father Harris: Zip it! Hugh Kane/Megan Voorhees: (laughs some more) Father McFeely: Thy kingdom come... Hugh Kane/Megan Voorhees: Your mother sucks cocks in Hell! Father McFeely: Oh, shit... Hugh Kane/Megan Voorhees: (laughs) Father McFeely: (pulls out a gun) Suck on this. Hugh Kane/Megan Voorhees: Uh-oh. (he shoots her, and the title screen appears) – Scary Movie 2 Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Cindy: (singing terribly along with the radio to Vitamin C and swerving all over the road) As we go on, We remember, All the times we, Had together, And as our lives change, Come whatever, We will still be Friends Forever. - (suddenly the music comes to an abrupt stop) Vitamin C: Hey! Will you shut the fuck up and let me sing?! – Scary Movie 2 Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Ghost Voice: (distantly) Cindy! I want you to know to what happened to me... Look in the music room! Check the music room! Cindy: Where are you? Ghost Voice: (very clear) Check the fucking music room! – Scary Movie 2 Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Dwight: Heh-hey! Hey there little guy, how are you doing? Parrot: Fuck off, four eyes! Dwight: H... h... I beg your pardon? Parrot: I said: "Fuck off... four eyes." Dwight: You know, I oughta kick your ass-! Shorty: Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Relax, son, it's just a bird. Hi, little birdy... Polly want a cracker? Parrot: Polly want your mama's sweet ass! Shorty: (stunned) What did Polly say to me? Parrot: I said: "Polly wants your mama's... sweet ass". Shorty: You don't be talking 'bout my mama son, you don't know my mama, son! Parrot: Yeah, I know your mama, I fucked her last night. Shorty: You want beef?! I'll fuck you up! Parrot: Ooooh! I'm shaking, I'm shaking! Shorty: Aw no, fuck this, I'm handling this shit like a gentleman, y'all. Hold my tooth, son. Parrot: Yeah, come on, bitch, you and that Kotter's hairstyle wanna piece of me?! Come on, bring it on! Shorty: What, you hardcore?! Gimme somethin'! Parrot: Let me outta here, come on, pussy! Let me outta here, I'll fuck you up! – Scary Movie 2 Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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