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Garth:
Looks like he's going to need stitches.

[Hub slams the butt of his gun onto Stan's face, breaking his nose]

Hub:
Yeah, a lot of damn stitches.

Secondhand Lions  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Garth and Hub are outside with Stan while Walter and his mother are inside the house; Stan's numerous injuries from being attacked by the lion mean he is almost entirely covered in casts.]

Garth:
Howdy, Stan.

Hub:
You know, you're lucky, Stan. Lucky the lion got to you before *we* did.

Secondhand Lions  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Hub and Garth are watching Mae and an injured Stan drive away with Walter]

Hub:
Damn. She doesn't deserve that kid. Maybe we'll get a lawyer.

Garth:
No judge is gonna take a kid away from his mother, give 'im to two old bachelor uncles.

Hub:
Well, maybe she'll sell 'im to us. How much money we got?

Garth:
Hub- there's nothin' we can do. He's gone.

Secondhand Lions  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Walter:
If I'm gonna live here, there's gonna be some conditions.

Hub:
Conditions?

Walter:
No more dangerous stuff. No more fighting teenagers. No airplanes. More vegetables, less meat.

Hub:
[Incredulous] What do you expect us to die of? Old age?

Walter:
[nods smiling].

Garth:
Well... welcome home.

Secondhand Lions  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Rhonda Byrne (2006), The Secret, ISBN 978-1-58270-170-7 

The Secret  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Cassandra:
So anyways, i finally managed to duct tape a piece of bacon into her locker.

Saved!  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Hilary Faye:
Hey Cassandra, how do you feel?

Cassandra:
I'm a whole new girl, Hay Faye.

Hilary Faye:
I told you! How great is Jesus?

Cassandra:
Yeah, about that...I've decided to devote my life to Satan, instead. But thanks!

Saved!  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Pastor Skip:
(to Hilary Faye, Veronica and Tia) Listen, I'm concerned about Mary. Something's going on.

Hilary Faye:
Yeah, me too.

Pastor Skip:
She's part of your posse, and I think that you could help her. I'm gonna need you be a warrior out there in the front line of Jesus.

Tia:
You mean like shoot her?

Pastor Skip:
(laughs) No, no, no ... I was thinking of something a little less gangsta. I need someone who's spiritually armed to help guide her back to her faith--the love and care that only Jesus can supply. You down with that?

Hilary Faye:
Yeah, I'm down with that.

Pastor Skip:
She's pretty vulnerable right now, so I'm gonna need you to be extra gentle.

Saved!  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Hilary Faye:
In the name of Jesus Christ, I command you, leave the body of this servant of God ...

Mary:
You're performing an exorcism on me?!?!? Get off me! [she shoves Veronica aside and gets out of the van]

Tia:
Where are you going? Get back here!

Hilary Faye:
Mary, we've gotta get rid of the evil in you.

Tia:
[holding up a picture of Jesus] It's God's will!

Mary:
God's will?

Tia:
Christ died for your sins!

Hilary Faye:
OK, wait a second. [pushes Tia aside] So are you not gonna accept our intervention here?

Mary:
You mean kidnapping? No!

Hilary Faye:
You are backsliding into the flames of hell.

Veronica:
You've become a magnet for sin! We've all witnessed it.

Mary:
Sure, Veronica acting all pure--what about last spring break at the Promise Makers' rally, huh?

Hilary Faye:
Oh my God ... you are making accusations as we're trying to save your soul? Mary, turn away from Satan. Jesus, he loves you.

Mary:
You don't know the first thing about love.

Hilary Faye:
I am filled with Christ's love! [throws her Bible at Mary] You are just jealous of my success in the Lord.

Mary:
[Mary hands Bible back to Hilary Faye] This is not a weapon, you idiot.

Saved!  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mary:
So, what do you think of the new ride?

Veronica:
Oh, you're so lucky, Hilary Faye.

Hilary Faye:
Yeah. I could have had a Lexus Gold Edition, you know. [indicating Roland]

Veronica:
Wow. Roland is blessed with such a thoughtful sister. In countries like China, Hilary Faye probably would have been killed at birth.

Hilary Faye:
Yeah...and then where would you be, Roland?

Roland:
[deadpan] China.

Saved!  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Hilary Faye:
You know, smoking isn't just bad for you; it's bad for all of us. Secondhand smoke kills.

Cassandra:
I'm counting on it. [throws the lit cigarette at Hilary Faye]

Saved!  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Hilary Faye:
[after Roland spills sauce onto her pants] Do you wanna go wait in the van again? Do you know these are new pants! You're handicapped, but get it together.

Cassandra:
Hey, Roland, how about we get outta here and you can give me a little spin in that thing? Release his parking brake, Hilary "Fake."

Hilary Faye:
[to Cassandra] You smell like Tia's dad, have you been drinking? [camera shows Tia with a sour look on her face]

Saved!  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Cassandra:
Hey, isn't that --

Roland:
Mary?? What's she doing downtown?

Cassandra:
There's only one reason Christian girls come down to the Planned Parenthood!

Roland:
She's planting a pipe bomb!?

Cassandra:
Well, two reasons.

Roland:
With Dean? I think there's a better chance of that pipe bomb.

Saved!  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Patrick:
Do you wanna go out sometime?

Mary:
What, are you gonna take me out on your scooter?

Patrick:
Come on. I'm like, totally adorable. Besides, it'd drive Hilary Faye crazy.

Mary:
I can't. I'm not...dating right now.

Patrick:
What about tomorrow night? Will you be dating then?

Mary:
Good night, Patrick.

Saved!  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mary:
[about the Virgin Mary] I know this is wrong, but do you ever wonder if she just made the whole thing up? I mean, it's a pretty good one. It's not like anyone can ever use virgin birth as an excuse again.

[pause]

Mary:
I don't really think she made it up, but I can understand why a girl would.

Saved!  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mary:
Why would Dean's parents send him to a place like that?

Lillian:
They probably didn't think they could handle it.

Mary:
What do you mean?

Lillian:
Well, having a child is like owning a car. I can change the oil, fill the gas tank, take it to a car wash, but if the carburetor broke, I wouldn't have a clue as to how to fix it.

Mary:
So, you're saying you'd just send me to a place like Mercy House?

Lillian:
Oh, Mary, please don't tell me you're a lesbian!

Mary:
Mom...

Lillian:
Do I need to worry about you? No. No, you're perfect. I don't have to worry about you.

Mary:
[voice-over] My mom just compared me to a car, so me having a baby is definitely under the category of things she couldn't handle.

Saved!  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Mary is going into labor and is being carried into an ambulance]

Paramedic:
I only got room for one of you.

Dean:
I'm the father.

Patrick:
I'm her boyfriend.

Mitch:
[points to Dean] I'm HIS boyfriend.

Paramedic:
That's nice, but I've still only got room for one of you.

Lillian:
[climbing into the ambulance] Starting the party without me?

Saved!  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Mary and Lillian are watching a game show]

Lillian:
I hate this show. [switches channel]

Announcer on TV:
Coming up on Lifetime: Valerie Bertinelli stars in Bitter Harvest, a sensitive portrayal of one woman's struggle with cancer.

Lillian:
Oh, this looks good.

[many minutes later]

Valerie Bertinelli:
There was a feeling of twilight in the air. All honeydew and lilac. God wasn't just smiling down on me; he was...jumping up and cheering! And then, well...I thought I was pregnant. I'd been throwing up every morning and I hadn't had my period in two months, so I took a home pregnancy test.

Woman, off-camera:
What happened?

Valerie Bertinelli:
...found out I wasn't pregnant. It was the cancer.

Mary:
She found all that out from a home pregnancy test?

Saved!  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[in the gym; Cassandra and Mary have to help Hilary Faye decorate for prom. Cassandra's hanging a sign on a rafter]

Hilary Faye:
You better be wearing underpants this time. No, seriously, move it higher. Higher!

Pastor Skip:
Oh, you're doing a great job, Cassandra. It's looking really phat.

Cassandra:
[mocking voice] I'm so glad.

Saved!  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Tia:
I thought you were going to ask Patrick to the prom.

Hilary Faye:
Tia, would you just shut up? Do you want to go back to being invisible girl with bad hair? 'Cause that could easily happen.

Saved!  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Capt. Miller:
[Goes to soldiers huddled behind a beach obstacle] The seawall! Move up to the seawall!

Soldier:
Sir, I'm staying!

Capt. Miller:
Clear this beach, make way for the others!

Soldier:
This is all we've got between us and the Almighty!

Capt. Miller:
Every inch of this beach has been pre-sighted! You stay here, you're dead men!

Saving Private Ryan  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Capt. Miller:
Sergeant Horvath! Do you recognize where we are?

Sgt. Horvath:
Right where we're supposed to be, but no one else is!

Soldier:
Nobody's where they're supposed to be!

Saving Private Ryan  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Capt. Miller:
Is this all, all that's made it?

Sgt. Horvath:
We're scattered pretty bad, sir. There's bound to be more of us.

Capt. Miller:
Not enough. This is not enough.

Sgt. Horvath:
Dog One exit, it's got to be that cut on the right, or is it the one on the left? Shit!

Capt. Miller:
No, no, no, Vierville is to the west of us, this is Dog One.

Soldier:
They're killing us! And we don't have a fucking chance, and that ain't fair!

Saving Private Ryan  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Sgt. Horvath:
Reiben, where's your BAR?

Pvt. Reiben:
The bottom of the channel, sir, the bitch tried to drown me.

Sgt. Horvath:
Find a replacement.

Saving Private Ryan  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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