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Tom's Neighbor #1: Why is the sky so dark?! Tom's Neighbor #2: Why is the wind moving towards the storm?! Tom's Neighbor #3: (sees laundry flapping in the wind) Why don't any of us have dryers?! – Scary Movie 4 Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mahalik: Grandma?! The zombies have got my grandma! (Mahalik grabs his grandma and starts shaking her) Mahalik: Die, Grandma! Die! Die! I loved you! I loved you! – Scary Movie 4 Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Cindy Campbell: (to Tom) I was married once... Cindy's Husband: (flashback) Git outta the way, bitch! Cindy Campbell: Don't call me no bitch! You ain't shit! Cindy's Husband: Shut yo ass up, snow ho! (Cindy throws glass bottle) Cindy Campbell: (flashback ends) Well, actually, married twice. – Scary Movie 4 Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Marilyn: (as Tom pulls up in his car) Late again, Tom. Tom Ryan: Hey, Marilyn. Marilyn: I thought you were moving. Tom Ryan: Oh, it's all I could afford right now. You took everything in the divorce except my name. Marilyn: No, actually, the judge granted me that yesterday. You're now officially known as "Horace P. MacTitties." – Scary Movie 4 Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Cindy Campbell: It looks like we have a lot in... Tom Ryan: ...common. Cindy Campbell: We're already finishing each other's... Tom Ryan: ...dinner! – Scary Movie 4 Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Harry Havemayer: We got a deal going, kid- 20% off for my friends; my father set it up. Christmas in Switzerland? Trent Potter: Staad. Harry Havemayer: Gstaad; dropping the 'G' is phony. Trent: But you just said everybody says Staad! Harry: Not if you've been there. Easter in Burmuda? Think a Kentucky Derby week- we could fit you in, kid. Charlie Simms: Uh, how much are these, white-bosomed slopes of Vermont? Harry: Twelve-hundred. Includes a nine-course, champagne Thanksgiving dinner. Charlie: Twelve hundred dollars is a little rich for my blood, Harry. Harry: How short are you? Charlie: Short, Harry? So short it wouldn't be worth the trouble for you and George to measure. But, uh, thanks for asking, all right? [Leaves] Harry: If you change your mind... George Willis Jr.: What'd you do that for? You know he's on aid. Harry: On major holidays, Willis, it's customary for the lord of the manor to offer drippings to the poor. George: You're so full of shit. – Scent of a Woman Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mr. Trask: One of the few perks of this office is that I am empowered to handle certain matters as I see fit. Do you understand? Charlie Simms: Yes, sir. Mr. Trask: Good. The Dean of Admissions at Harvard and I have an arrangement. Along with the usual sheaf of applicants submitted, of which virtually two-thirds are guaranteed admittance, I add one name. Somebody who's a standout. And yet, underprivileged. A student who cannot afford to pay the board and tuition in Cambridge. Do you know on whose behalf I drafted a memo this year? Charlie: No, sir. Mr. Trask: You. You, Mr. Simms. Now, can you tell me who did it? [Charlie hesitates, visibly conflicted, then shakes his head.] Charlie: No, sir, I can't. Mr. Trask: You take the weekend to think about it, Mr. Simms. Good afternoon. – Scent of a Woman Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Freddie Bisco: Yeah, this is a valid Oregon driver's license. And we let appropriate customers test-drive the Testarossa. But you're seventeen years old and you're riding with a blind companion. That we don't do. This is a $190,000 piece of machinery; I'm not letting it out this door. Charlie: Well, how about this one over here? Freddie: That's a Cabriolet t; the same deal! You think I'm gonna let an unaccompanied kid get behind the wheel of a $110,000 car? Col. Slade: He will not be unaccompanied. I'll be with him. I'm his father. Freddie Bisco: You're his father? Col. Slade: Yeah. Freddie Bisco: I have an idea. Why don't I take your father for a test drive? Col. Slade: What's your quota, Freddie? Freddie Bisco: Don't worry about my quota, I do very well. Col. Slade: How many Ferraris you sold this month? Freddie Bisco: That's not relevant to this discussion. Col. Slade: Freddie, the Eighties are over. You tryin' to tell me these things are just walkin' outta the store? Freddie Bisco: This is a Ferrari, sir. This is the finest piece of machinery made in the automobile industry. Col. Slade: Well, if you like it so much, why don't you sleep with it? Why are you selling it? Freddie Bisco: I'd love to accommodate you, but- Col. Slade: If this car performs the way I expect it to, you will get a certified check of $101,000 and change when you come in here tomorrow morning. Freddie Bisco: That's $109,000 plus $950, plus tax. Col. Slade: Freddie, for you- one-oh-seven, all in. Plus a case of champagne. Go with your leftover turkey. Whaddya say? Don't worry about the boy. He drives so smooth, you can boil an egg on the engine. When we bring the car back, I'll peel the egg for you. Freddie Bisco: Listen, you've made me laugh, but I can't let the car go out. Col. Slade: Want a deposit? Freddie Bisco: This is not an installment item, sir. Col. Slade: [Takes Bisco aside] Freddie. You're no spring chicken, are you? Freddie Bisco: Well, you know what they call me at the home office. "The Gray Ghost." You know why they still keep me around? There's no kid here who can move a Ferrari like I can. I'm known from coast to coast like butter and toast. Ask anybody about Freddie Bisco. When I get a Ferrari- [Snaps his fingers] -out the door. Col. Slade: Ha! You just made me laugh, Freddie. [Holds up a folded set of bills] $2,000. Unless you take it you're gonna make me cry. [Bisco hesitates, then takes the money.] I'm a Gray Ghost, too. – Scent of a Woman Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Officer Gore: License and registration. [Charlie hands over some papers.] What, are you test driving this baby? Col. Slade: Don't she purr, though? Officer Gore: At 70 miles an hour? Col. Slade: You should hear it at 125. Ha! Officer Gore: Where's your license? Col. Slade: At the dealer's. They give it back to you when you return the car. Officer Gore: You got ID? Col. Slade: You bet. Indeed. [Hands over his ID] Officer Gore: [Looking at the card] "Lieutenant Colonel Slade." Col. Slade: And you, soldier? Officer Gore: The name is Police Officer Gore. Col. Slade: You're doin' a hell of a job, Gore! Officer Gore: Oh, and so are you, Colonel. Who's the kid? Col. Slade: My boy Charlie. He kept tellin' me to "let her out, let her out"; what was I gonna do, disappoint him? Officer Gore: Yes. [Pauses] Tell you what I'm gonna do, Colonel. I'm gonna let you go. On one condition. Col. Slade: What's that? Officer Gore: That you take this rig straight back to the dealer. Charlie: Y-you got it. Col. Slade: Shut up. Officer Gore: [Holds out the papers] You want this? Col. Slade: Sure. [Reaches out and takes the papers] Gore, your face and your voice are familiar. You ever in the Officers Club at Danang? Officer Gore: No. Col. Slade: Ever in the Army? Officer Gore: No, Coast Guard. Col. Slade: Good Lord. Ha ha! Officer Gore: [Laughs] Your dad's looking good, Charlie. He's got a heavy foot, though. Tell him to take it light, all right? – Scent of a Woman Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Col. Slade: You break my heart, son. All my life I stood up to everyone and everything because it made me feel important. You do it... because you mean it. You got integrity, Charlie. I don't know whether to shoot you, or adopt you. Charlie: Not much of a choice, is it, sir? Col. Slade: Oh, don't get cute, son. Charlie: Colonel, could you please put the gun away? Col. Slade: I asked you a question. Do you want me to adopt you, or don't you? Charlie: Please, I mean... you're just in a slump right now. Col. Slade: Slump? No slump, Charlie. I'm bad. I'm not bad, no; I'm rotten. Charlie: You're not bad. You're just in pain. Col. Slade: What do you know about pain? You little snail dart from the Pacific Northwest? Fuck you know about pain? Charlie: Lemme have the gun, Colonel. [Charlie steps forward; Slade cocks the M1911.] Col. Slade: No time to grow a dick, son. Charlie: Just-just gimme the gun, all right, Colonel? Col. Slade: I'm talkin' a parade ground. Ten-hut! [Charlie moves forward again.] Soldier, that was a direct order. Charlie: The gun. Col. Slade: You can stay or you can leave. Charlie: I'm staying. Col. Slade: Either way, I'm gonna do this thing. Now why don't you leave, and spare yourself? 'Charlie: Let me have the gun, Colonel. Col. Slade: I'm gonna give myself a count. You need a count for balance. Five... four... three... two... one... Fuck it. [As Slade raises the M1911 to his temple, Charlie charges him, and the two struggle over the pistol. Slade quickly overpowers Charlie and pins him against a wall.] GET OUTTA HERE! Charlie: I'm staying right here! Col. Slade: GET OUTTA HERE! Charlie: I'm staying right here! Col. Slade: I'm gonna blow your fuckin' head off! Charlie: Then do it! You wanna do it, do it! Let's go! Col. Slade: Get outta here! Charlie: So you fucked up, alright? So what?! Everybody does! Get on with your life, would you?! Col. Slade: WHAT LIFE?! I GOT NO LIFE! I'm in the dark here, understand?! I'm in the dark! Charlie: Then give up. You wanna give up? Give up. 'Cause I'm givin' up, too. You said I'm through; you're right, I am through. We're both through, it's all over. So get on with it. Let's fuckin' do it! Let's fuckin'- pull the trigger, you miserable, blind motherfucker! Col. Slade: Here we go, Charlie. Charlie: I'm ready. Col. Slade: You don't wanna die. Charlie: Neither do you. Col. Slade: Give me one reason not to. Charlie: I'll give you two. You can dance the tango and drive a Ferrari better than anyone I've ever seen. Col. Slade: [Lowers the pistol] You haven't seen anyone do either. – Scent of a Woman Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Trask: I'm going to recommend to the Disciplinary Committee... that you be expelled, Mr. Simms. You are a coverup artist and you are a liar. Col. Slade: But not a snitch! Trask: Excuse me? Col. Slade: No, I don't think I will. Trask: Mr. Slade... Col. Slade: This is such a crock of shit! Trask: Please watch your language, Mr. Slade. You are in the Baird School, not a barracks. Mr. Simms, I will give you one final opportunity to speak up- Col. Slade: Mr. Simms doesn't want it. He doesn't need to be labeled, "still worthy of being a 'Baird Man.'" What the hell is that? What is your motto here? "Boys, inform on your classmates, save your hide. Anything short of that, we're gonna burn you at the stake."? Well, gentlemen! When the shit hits the fan, some guys run and some guys stay. Here's Charlie, facing the fire, and there's George, hiding in Big Daddy's pocket. And what are you doing? You're gonna reward George, and destroy Charlie. Trask: Are you finished, Mr. Slade? Col. Slade: No, I'm just gettin' warmed up. I don't know who went to this place, William Howard Taft, William Jennings Bryan, William Tell, whoever. Their spirit is dead; if they ever had one, it's gone. You're building a rat ship here, a vessel for sea-going snitches. And if you think you're preparing these minnows for manhood, you better think again. Because I say you are killing the very spirit this institution proclaims it instills! What a sham! What kind of show are you guys puttin' on here today? I mean, the only class in this act is sittin' next to me. And I'm here to tell you, this boy's soul is intact. It's non-negotiable. You know how I know? Someone here — and I'm not gonna say who — offered to buy it. Only Charlie here wasn't selling. Mr.Trask: Sir, you're out of order! [Bangs his gavel] Col. Slade: Out of order? I'll show you out of order! You don't know what out of order is, Mr. Trask. I'd show you, but I'm too old, I'm too tired, I'm too fuckin' blind. If I were the man I was five years ago, I'd take a FLAMETHROWER to this place! Out of order?! Who the hell you think you're talking to?! I've been around, you know? There was a time I could see! And I have seen- boys like these, younger than these, their arms torn out, their legs ripped off! But there is nothin like the sight of an amputated spirit. There is... no prosthetic for that. You think you're merely sending this splendid foot-soldier back home to Oregon with his tail between his legs, but I say you are executing his soul! And why? Because he's not a "Baird man". Baird men. You hurt this boy, you're going to be Baird bums, the lot of ya. And Harry, Jimmy, Trent, wherever you are out there- fuck you, too! Mr. Trask: [Bangs his gavel repeatedly] Stand down, Mr. Slade! Col. Slade: I'm not finished! As I came in here, I heard those words, "cradle of leadership". Well, when the bow breaks, the cradle will fall. And it has fallen here, it has fallen! Makers of men, creators of leaders- be careful what kind of leaders you're producing here. I don't know if Charlie's silence here today is right or wrong; I'm not a judge or jury. But I can tell you this: he won't sell anybody out to buy his future! And that, my friends, is called integrity. That's called courage. Now that's the stuff leaders should be made of. [pause] Now I have come to the crossroads in my life. I always knew what the right path was; without exception, I knew. But I never took it. You know why? It was too...damn... hard. Now here's Charlie, he's come to the crossroads. He has chosen a path. It's the right path. It's a path made of principle, that leads to character. Let him continue on his journey. You hold this boy's future in your hands, Committee! It's a valuable future. Believe me! Don't destroy it! Protect it. Embrace it. It's gonna make you proud one day, I promise you. [sits down, round of applause from audience] How's that for cornball? – Scent of a Woman Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Schindler: There's a company you did the books for on Lipowa Street, made what – pots and pans? Stern: By law, I have to tell you, sir, I'm a Jew. Schindler: Well, I'm a German, so there we are. A good company, you think? Stern: Modestly successful. Schindler: I know nothing about enamelware, do you? Stern: I was just the accountant. Schindler: Simple engineering, though, wouldn't you think? Change the machines around, whatever you do, you could make other things, couldn't you? Field kits, mess kits, army contracts. Once the war ends, forget it, but for now it's great. You could make a fortune, don't you think? Stern: I think most people right now have other priorities. Schindler: Like what? Stern: I'm sure you'll do just fine once you get the contracts. In fact, the worse things get, the better you will do. Schindler: Oh, I can get the signatures I need – that's the easy part. Finding the money to buy the company, that's hard. Stern: You don't have any money? Schindler: Not that kind of money. You know anybody? Jews, yeah. Investors. You must have contacts in the Jewish business community working here. Stern: What "community"? Jews can no longer own businesses. That's why this one's in receivership. Schindler: Ah, but they wouldn't own it. I'd own it. I'd pay them back in product. Pots and pans. Stern: Pots and pans. Schindler: Something they can use. Something they can feel in their hands. They can trade it on the black market, do whatever they want. Everybody's happy. If you want, you could run the company for me. Stern: Let me understand. They'd put up all the money. I'd do all the work. But what, if you don't mind my asking, would you do? Schindler: I'd make sure it's known the company's in business. I'd see that it had a certain panache. That's what I'm good at, not the work, not the work – the presentation. Stern: I'm not sure I know anybody who'd be interested in this. Schindler: Well, they should be, Itzhak Stern. Tell them they should be. – Schindler's List Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Pfefferberg: Do you have any idea how much a shirt like this costs? Schindler: Nice things cost money. Pfefferberg: How many? Schindler: I'm going to need some other things too as things come up … Pfefferberg: This won't be a problem. Schindler: … from time to time. – Schindler's List Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Schindler: For each thousand you invest, I will repay you with two hundred kilos of enamelware a month, to begin in July and to continue for one year – after which time we're even. That's it. It's very simple. Investor: Not good enough … Schindler: Not good enough? Look where you're living. Look where you've been put. "Not good enough." A couple of months ago, you'd be right. Not anymore. Investor: Money's still money. Schindler: No, it is not. That's why we're here. Trade goods, that's the only currency that'll be worth anything in the ghetto. Things have changed, my friend. Did I call this meeting? You told Mr. Stern you wanted to speak to me. I'm here. I've made you a fair offer. Investor: Fair would be a percentage of the company. Schindler: [laughs] Forget the whole thing. Get out. Investor: How do we know that you will do what you say? Schindler: Because I said I would. Do you want a contract? To be upheld by what court? I said what I'll do, that's our contract. – Schindler's List Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Stern: The standard SS rate for Jewish skilled labor is seven marks a day, five for unskilled and women. This is what you pay the Reich Economic Office, the Jews themselves receive nothing. Poles you pay wages. Generally, they get a little more. Are you listening? … The Jewish worker's salary – you pay it directly to the SS, not to the worker. He gets nothing. Schindler: But it's less. It's less than what I would pay a Pole … that's the point I'm trying to make. Poles cost more. Why should I hire Poles? – Schindler's List Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Schindler: My father was fond of saying you need three things in life. A good doctor, a forgiving priest, and a clever accountant. The first two, I've never had much use for them. But the third … [Schindler raises his glass to recognize Stern, but the accountant doesn't respond] Schindler: Just pretend, for Christ's sake. [Stern mechanically raises his glass slightly] Stern: Is that all? Schindler: I'm trying to thank you. I'm saying I couldn't have done this without you. The usual thing would be to acknowledge my gratitude. It would also, by the way, be the courteous thing. Stern: You're welcome. – Schindler's List Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Schindler: Three hundred and fifty workers on the factory floor with one purpose … to make money – for me! … They won't soon forget the name Schindler, either. I can tell you that. Oskar Schindler, they'll say. Everybody remembers him. He did something extraordinary. He did something no one else did. He came here with nothing, a suitcase, and built a bankrupt company into a major manufactory. And left with a steamer trunk, two steamer trunks, full of money. All the riches of the world. … There's no way I could have known this before, but there was always something missing. In every business I tried, I can see now it wasn't me that had failed. Something was missing. Even if I'd known what it was, there's nothing I could have done about it, because you can't create this thing. And it makes all the difference in the world between success and failure. Emilie: Luck. Schindler: War. – Schindler's List Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Reiter: Herr Kommandant! The entire foundation has to be torn down and repoured. If not, there will be at least a subsidence at the southern end of the barracks. Subsidence, and then collapse. Goeth: And you are an engineer? Reiter: Yes. My name is Diana Reiter. I'm a graduate of Civil Engineering from the University of Milan. Goeth: Ah, an educated Jew … like Karl Marx himself. Unterscharführer! Hujar: Jawohl? Goeth: Shoot her. Reiter: Herr Kommandant! I'm only trying to do my job! Goeth: Ja, I'm doing mine. Hujar: Sir, she's foreman of construction. Goeth: We're not going to have arguments with these people. [Hujar starts to drag Reiter away; Goeth stops him] Goeth: No. Shoot her here, on my authority. Reiter: It will take more than that … Goeth: I'm sure you're right. [Reiter is shot] Goeth: Take it down, repour it, rebuild it, like she said. – Schindler's List Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Pfefferberg: I respectfully report I've been given orders to clear the bundles from the road so there will be no obstructions to the thoroughfare. Goeth: [laughing] Finish and join the lines, little Polish clicking soldier. – Schindler's List Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Adam Levy: [to the SS troops] I've searched the building. There's no one here. … [to Mrs. Dresner] Come with me. I will put you in the good line. Mrs. Dresner: Do you know the saying, "An hour of life is still life"? You are not a boy anymore. I'll say a blessing for you. – Schindler's List Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Goeth: What I don't understand is that you've been working since I think what, about six this morning, yet such a small pile of hinges. [Lewartow is led out to be shot, but Goeth's gun won't fire] Lewartow: Herr Kommandant, I beg to report that my heap of hinges was so unsatisfactory because the machines were being re-calibrated this morning. I was put onto shoveling coal. [Goeth slams the gun into Lewartow's head] – Schindler's List Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Schindler: So, what can I do for you? Krause: They say that no one dies here. They say your factory is a haven. They say you are good. Schindler: Who says that? Krause: Everyone. My name is Regina Perlman, not Elsa Krause. I've been living in Krakow on false papers since the ghetto massacre. My parents are in P?aszów. Their names are Chana and Jakob Perlman. They are older people. They're killing older people now in P?aszów. They bury them up in the forest. Look, I don't have any money. I – I borrowed these clothes, I'm begging you – please, please bring them here. Schindler: I don't do that. You've been misled. I ask one thing: whether or not a worker has certain skills. That's what I ask and that's what I care about … such activities are illegal. You will not entrap me, Miss Krause. [Krause starts to cry] Cry and I'll have you arrested, I swear to God. – Schindler's List Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Schindler: People die, it's a fact of life. He wants to kill everybody? Great, what am I supposed to do about it?! Bring everybody over? Is that what you think? "Send them over to Schindler, send them all. His place is a 'haven', didn't you know? It's not a factory, it's not an enterprise of any kind, it's a haven for rabbis and orphans and people with no skills whatsoever." You think I don't know what you're doing? You're so quiet all the time. I know, I know. Stern: Are you losing money? Schindler: No, I'm not losing money. That's not the point. Stern: What other point is – Schindler: It's dangerous! It's dangerous to me. You have to understand, Goeth is under enormous pressure. You have to think of it in his situation. He's got this whole place to run, he's responsible for everything that goes on here, all these people; he's got a lot of things to worry about. And he's got the war. Which brings out the worst in people. Never the good, always the bad. Always the bad. But in normal circumstances, he wouldn't be like this. He'd be all right. There'd just be the good aspects of him, which... he's a wonderful crook. A man who loves good food, good wine, the ladies, making money- Stern: killing. Schindler: He can't enjoy it. Stern: Boyevski told me the other day. (Montage of Goeth murdering prisoners as Stern describes it) Somebody escaped from a work detail outside the wire. Goeth lined up everybody from the missing man's barracks. He shot the man to the left of Byevski, the man to the right. He walked down the line, shooting every other man with a pistol. (pause) Twenty-five. Schindler: (defensively) What do you want me to do about it?! Stern: Nothing, nothing. We're just talking. Schindler: [pause, he pulls out a slip of paper] Perlman. Husband and wife. – Schindler's List Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Schindler: A wonderful party, Amon. Thank you. [Goeth, who is very drunk, leans back, then slips and falls to the floor] Why do you drink that motor oil? Hmmm? I send you good stuff, all the time. Your liver's going to explode, like a hand grenade. Goeth: [clumsily sits down] You know, I look at you. I watch you. You're not a drunk. That's, that's real control. Control is power. That's power. Schindler: Is that why they fear us? Goeth: We have the fucking power to kill, that's why they fear us. Schindler: They fear us because we have the power to kill arbitrarily. A man commits a crime, he should know better. We have him killed and we feel pretty good about it. Or we kill him ourselves and we feel even better. That's not power, though, that's justice. That's different than power. Power is when we have every justification to kill... and we don't. Goeth: You think that's power. Schindler: That's what the emperors had. A man stole something, he's brought in before the emperor, he throws himself down on the ground, he begs for mercy, he knows he's going to die. And the emperor pardons him. This worthless man, he lets him go. Goeth: I think you are drunk. Schindler: That's power, Amon. That is power. [leans back, gestures toward Goeth as a merciful emperor] Amon the Good. Goeth: [he smiles and laughs] I pardon you. – Schindler's List Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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