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Jenny Johnson: I thought you were just a jerk, but I didn't think you were this despicable! Teaming up with BARRY! You broke my heart! Now, I'm going to break your EVERYTHING! Hannah Lewis: [Hannah emerges from the meteor, shockingly gaining the same superpowers as Jenny] HEY! Let go of my boyfriend, you crazy BITCH! Jenny Johnson: Bring it! [they start fighting] Vaughn Haige: Yes! GIRL FIGHT! – My Super Ex-Girlfriend Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Vic the publicist: I think right now we should focus on the positive. Tonight was good. Captain Amazing: Yeah - you think so? 'Cause I was worried it was, um, I don't know... PATHETIC! "Amazing triumphs at a nursing home"? That's great copy, Vic. Vic: Look, I'm a publicist, not a magician. You want big news, you have to have big fights. A superhero needs a supervillain. And thanks to you, we've got none left. Captain Amazing: Then get... the... Death Man! Vic: Death Man is dead. Captain Amazing: Okay — Father Doom. Vic: Life without parole. Apocalypto's doing fifty years. Armagezzmo's in exile. Baron von Chaos got the chair — Captain Amazing: Really? Vic: Casanova Frankenstein is locked up in a nut-house. Captain Amazing: Casanova Frankenstein - now there was a supervillain! You know, he just... he's got those eyes, you know? I can't do it, but... and that voice! Such pure evil! The battles we used to have — extraordinary! Vic: "Used to." That's the problem, Captain. "Used to." – Mystery Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[When Mr. Furious suggests they employ a publicist] The Shoveler: What are we gonna publicise, Roy? The fact that we get our butts kicked? A lot? Mr. Furious: [Annoyed] Well, maybe if you didn't smack me in the face with a shovel every time we went out, we'd have a few more victories to brag about. Shoveler: All right now, I'm sorry about that. I just have a tendency to lose my concentration when I've got a salad fork stuck in my rear end. Blue Raja: Oh, oh — I get it! So your shovel in his face is my fault? Shoveler: You threw a spoon at the guy, Jeff. Mr. Furious: Yeah, what was up with that? Blue Raja: I-I, I'm embarrassed about that. I thought it was a fork. Shoveler: You're the master of cutlery. You couldn't throw a knife sometimes when someone's trying to kill me? Blue Raja: No, I can't! You couldn't, ah, use a rake sometimes? Shoveler: No. I'm the Shoveler. Blue Raja: Well, I'm the Blue Raja. I'm not Stab Man, I'm not Knifey Boy — I'm the Blue Raja. Mr. Furious: Yeah, that's another thing. Blue Raja: [Defensive] What? Mr. Furious: Well, you could work a little blue into the uniform somewhere. I mean you've got green, you've got this little flowery thing going on, but it's like everything but blue. Blue Raja: Well, if we could just step out of our literal minds, just for a moment. – Mystery Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mr. Furious: Do you see what I see? Shoveler: It's Tony C! Blue Raja: And Tony P, leader of the Disco Boys! But what, pray tell, would he be doing back in town? Mr. Furious: Maybe it's time to do some following to find out. – Mystery Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Casanova Frankenstein: Ah, the old Disco Room. Just as I left it. Tony P: You been locked up for twenty years, Casanova. A lot of things have changed since then. Casanova Frankenstein: It must have been hard for you, Tony, the way times and styles have changed... hearing the people say that disco is dead... Tony P: [Snapping] Disco is not dead! Disco is LIFE! Casanova Frankenstein: Yes, Tony! That is the passion I remember! Stick with me, Tony, and you will dance again... when I rule this town. – Mystery Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Casanova Frankenstein: Captain Amazing — what a surprise. Captain Amazing: Really? I'm not so sure about that. Your first night of freedom and you blow up the asylum. Interesting choice. I knew you couldn't change. Casanova: I knew you'd know that. Captain Amazing: Oh, I know. And I knew you'd know I'd know you knew. Casanova: But I didn't. I only knew that you'd know that I knew. Did you know that? Captain Amazing: ... Of course. – Mystery Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Captain Amazing: We've always been each other's greatest nemesises... uh, nemesee... wh-what's the plural on that? Casanova Frankenstein: [Wearily] Nemeses. Captain Amazing: Whatever. You're going to prison for life this time, Casanova. You see, here in Champion City we still do a fairly brisk trade... in justice. Casanova: I thought it was all about publicity and keeping your sponsors happy. Captain Amazing: See, it's that kind of cynicism that I truly feel is starting to poison society. – Mystery Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Captain Amazing: Lookee here — a multi-frequency radio detonator! You really should be more careful when discarding incriminating evidence. Casanova Frankenstein: Oh, no, no, no, no. This is an amusing little gizmo. It's really quite cool. Captain Amazing: Yeah? What is it? [the gizmo emits a spurt of vapor into his face] Yuck! Casanova: It's a chloroform-deploying portable enticement snare. Captain Amazing: Aw, DANG! [he collapses] Casanova: Poor Lancie. You really are so predictable. – Mystery Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Tony P: What do we got here? Tony C: I think they're supposed to be jive superheroes. Tony P: Well, they made a big mistake coming to Casanova's place. [he draws a gun; the heroes snicker.] What's so funny? Mr. Furious: That's it? That's your power? You have guns? Couldn't you be a little more creative than that? Blue Raja: Pardon the impertinence, guv'nor, but what the devil does a pistol have to do with disco? Disco Boy: It's a Saturday Night Special. Mr. Furious: Weak. Blue Raja: At best. [more Disco Boys arrive, armed with a variety of blunt instruments.] Shoveler: Check out the guy with the pipe. What are you, the Disco Plumber? Blue Raja: There's no theme at all here, mates! Mr. Furious: I mean, if you're gonna carry a chain, at least make it a gold chain, and that's just off the top of my head... [To Tony C] Yo, what's up, Tiger Lily? Tony C: Top of your head, huh? [The Disco Boys beat the heroes up] – Mystery Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Captain Amazing: Listen, I really think we need to talk about your plans here. Casanova Frankenstein: You know my plans, Lancie. Tomorrow night... I'm going to kill you. Captain Amazing: Right. That's the part that really doesn't work for me. – Mystery Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[The Shoveler's wife finds superhero tryouts being conducted in her back yard] Lucille: Oh, I don't deserve this! Shoveler: I know. Lucille: A lot of other men I could have married, Eddie. Still are. Shoveler: I understand. Lucille: If one person vomits in my pool, I'm divorcing you. Shoveler: That's fair. Lucille: Mm-hmm. Come on, kids! – Mystery Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Bowler: Have you ever heard of Carmine the Bowler? Shoveler: Have we ever heard... Blue Raja: Cor blimey, miss, don't tell us you're the Bowler's daughter! Mr. Furious: I seem to remember there being a little controversy around his death. Bowler: That's right. The police said it was an accident. He'd come home late one night and fell down an elevator shaft. Onto some bullets. Blue Raja: You know, I've always suspected a bit of foul play. Bowler: As have I. – Mystery Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Bowler: So you're a British man who converted to Islam, sort of like Cat Stevens? Blue Raja: No. Until the early part of this century, India was in fact part of the British Empire, whose government there was called the British Raj after the Hindi word for "sovereignty". Furthermore — Bowler: Wait — so sorry. [to her bowling ball] What? DAD! No, he's not a commie, nor a fruit. [to the Blue Raja] Sorry. His ignorance embarrasses me. Blue Raja: Sorry, but am I to understand that you've inserted your father's skull inside of that... ball for bowling? Bowler: No. The guy at the pro shop did it. – Mystery Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Tony P: You guys never learn, do you? Blue Raja: Apparently we don't — ass! – Mystery Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Invisible Boy: So what's the name of this team? How about the Super Squad? [Tony P and Tony C appear with gun-toting Disco Boys] Tony P: How about the Six Dead Guys in Their Stupid Costumes? No, no, no — the Magnificent Dead Guys. How about that? Tony C: How about the Legendary Superfreaks? Tony P: Way too positive. They totalled our car. – Mystery Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[As a training exercise, Mr. Furious is trying to balance a small hammer on his head] Mr. Furious: Why am I doing this again? Sphinx: When you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you will head off your foes with a balanced attack. Mr. Furious: And why am I wearing the watermelon on my feet? Sphinx: I don't remember telling you to do that. – Mystery Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[When the Spleen is playing around in Heller's laboratory] The Shoveler: You're gonna kill someone with that. Dr. Heller: No, no, no - you see, everything here is non-lethal. The Shoveler: Non-lethal? What? Dr. Heller: I don't make weapons that kill. The Bowler: Oh, I see. How delightfully eccentric of you. Whilst simultaneously being a complete waste of our time. – Mystery Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Shoveler: Doctor, you are a genius. Dr. Heller: That's what the card says. – Mystery Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Rescuing Captain Amazing] The Shoveler: Captain, I'm just going to ask you directly; do you know billionaire Lance Hunt? Captain Amazing: It's me. [Shoveler looks surprised and disappointed] Nah, I'm only kiddin' ya - I always wanted to do that. – Mystery Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Rescuing Captain Amazing from Casanova's weapon of mass destruction] Captain Amazing: Now flip the second toggle. The Bowler: [Having already flipped on his instructions once] ... Again? Captain Amazing: What do you mean? The Bowler: Flip the toggle twice? Captain Amazing: No-no-no, don't do that, just flip it again, now, one time! Flip it. The Bowler: [To Mr. Furious] ... Does he understand what I'm asking? Mr. Furious: Hold on a second - Captain, exactly how many toggle flips in toto are involved in this procedure? Captain Amazing: [Flustered] I just - I - Seven! Mr. Furious: [Incredulous] Seven?! Captain Amazing: [A little hysterical] Flip it!! [The weapon begins to hum omniously and increasingly loudly] The Bowler: Hold the phone! Everybody hold the phone. You phrased that incorrectly. We need to know how many toggle flips are needed not counting the gratuitous toggle flip you may have asked for in a moment of panic. Captain Amazing: [Very hysterical] FLIP IT!!! Mr. Furious: Okay, you know what, can we just start again? Is there like a reset button on this thing or something? Captain Amazing: No you little freak, there's no button for resetting! Flip the switch, lady! Don't look at me, lift your left arm and flip it, you moron! The Bowler: [Offended] Whoa! I am not a moron. Captain Amazing: You're a moron! You're a moron! Flip the switch, lady! Mr. Furious: [Gently rebuking] Hey, don't call her a moron, that's not cool... The Bowler: Thank you! Blue Raj: [Fed up] I'll do it! I'll do it! It's this one, yes? The Bowler: No! [Blue Raj flips the wrong switch - the weapon activates] Captain Amazing: Uh-oh - wrong switch. [The weapon kills Captain Amazing in a horrific and grotesque fashion as the Mystery Men watch, appalled] Mr. Furious: ... Everybody heard me say 'reset button', right? Blue Raja: [Horrified] Oh my God... Oh my God, we've killed him... The Shoveler: What do you mean, 'we'? I was right here. [The Bowler approaches Amazing's fried, calcified and mutated corpse cautiously] The Bowler: I'm gonna check his pulse... [She gently touches his wrist; it breaks off from his arm and smashes into pieces on the floor] The Bowler: ... I don't think he's gonna pull through. – Mystery Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Escaping Casanova Frankenstein's mansion after bungling the rescue] The Spleen: Where's Captain Amazing? Blue Raja: [Stressed] There's been a bit of a cock-up, actually... The Bowler: Raja murdered him! [They begin to squabble] Mr. Furious: Guys? I think we have a bigger fish to fry right now. – Mystery Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Blue Raja: Sphinx, what do we do? Sphinx: Sometimes, the true hero is the one with the courage to run away. Bowler: I like the way this man thinks! Invisible Boy: Let's run. Shoveler: We can't run. Bowler: Oh, yes! Oh, yes — it's been established that we can run. – Mystery Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Invisible Boy: But I don't want to get frakulated! The Bowler: Psycho-frakulated. Invisible Boy: We still get frakulated! – Mystery Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mr. Freeman: The most important thing is to make sure of everyone around us. Charles Tobin: Mr. Kane? Mr. Freeman: I'm just not sure. I want to know that he's all right. Charles Tobin: All right? What an understatement. He's much more than that! He's noble and fine and pure... So he pays the penalty that the noble must pay in this world: he's misjudged by everyone. – Saboteur Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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