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Tony Montana: You a communist? Huh? How'd you like it, man? They tell you all the time what to do, what to think, what to feel. Do you wanna be like a sheep? Like all those other people? Baah! Baah! Immigration Officer #3: I don't have to listen to this bullshit! Tony Montana: You wanna work eight, ten fucking hours? You own nothing, you got nothing! Do you want a chivato on every corner looking after you? Watching everything you do? Everything you say, man? Do you know I eat octopus three times a day? I got fucking octopus coming out of my fucking ears. I got the fuckin' Russian shoes my feet's comin' through. How you like that? What, you want me to stay there and do nothing? Hey, I'm no fuckin' criminal, man. I'm no puta or thief. I'm Tony Montana, a political prisoner from Cuba. And I want my fuckin' human rights, now! [slams desk] Just like the President Jimmy Carter says. Okay? Immigration Officer #1: Carter should see this human right. He's really good. What do you say, Harry? Immigration Officer #3: I don't believe a word of this shit! They all sound the same to me. That son of a bitch Castro is shittin' all over us. Send this bastard to Freedom Town. Let them take a look at him. Get him outta here. Tony Montana: You know somethin'? You can send me anywhere. Here, there, this, that; it don't matter. There's nothing you can do to me that Castro has not done. Nothing! – Scarface Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Manny: We can be outta this place in 30 days, not only that, we got a green card and a job in Miami. Now are we made or we made, man? Tony Montana: What do we gotta do? Go to Cuba and hit The Beard, or what? Manny: Nah, man. Someone else. Tony Montana: You kidding? Manny: No. Tony Montana: You're not kidding? Manny: Guy named Rebenga, man. Emilio Rebenga. Tony Montana: Rebenga? Coño, I know that name! Manny: Yeah? Tony Montana: He's political. Manny: Well, he's coming in here today. Castro just sprung him. This guy was one of the top dogs for Fidel in the early days. But Castro felt like he couldn't trust him anymore and threw him in jail. But while he was on top, he tortured a few guys to death. One of the guy's brothers is a rich guy in Miami now. He wants the favor repaid. That's where we come in. [Camera focuses on a beaureaucratic man entering the camp looking paranoid] Tony Montana: (He's/ It's) ugly man. Manny: Yeah! Tony Montana: You tell your guys in Miami, your friend, it'd be a pleasure. You know, I kill a communist for fun, but for a green card, I gonna carve him up real nice. – Scarface Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[After Manny follows Rebenga through a tent in a camp uprising, Tony ambushes Rebenga with a knife when he leaves the other way] Tony Montana: Rebenga! From a friend you fucked! – Scarface Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Frank: Lesson number one: Don't underestimate... the other guy's greed! [laughs] Elvira Hancock: Lesson number two: Don't get high on your own supply. Frank: That's right. Lesson number two: Don't get high on your own supply. 'Course, not everyone follows the rules, huh? [glares at Elvira] – Scarface Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Tony Montana: Hey, coño, what is your problem? You got a problem? You're good-looking, you got a beautiful body, beautiful legs, beautiful face, all these guys in love with you. Only you got a look in your eye like you haven't been fucked in a year! Elvira Hancock: Hey, Jose. Who, why, when, and how I fuck is none of your business, okay? Tony Montana: Now you're talking to me, baby. That I like. Keep it coming. Elvira Hancock: Don't call me "baby"! I'm not your baby. Tony Montana: Not yet, but you gotta give me some time. Elvira Hancock: Even if I were blind, desperate, starved and begging for it on a desert island, you'd be the last thing I'd ever fuck. – Scarface Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Frank Lopez: No, Tony, no, don't kill me, please! [crying] Tony Montana: I won't kill you. Frank Lopez: Oh Christ, thank you! Tony Montana: Get off my foot. Frank Lopez: Thank you! Thank you! [Tony looks at Manny] Tony Montana: Manolo, shoot that piece of shit! [Manny points his gun at Frank] Frank Lopez: What? No. No! NO! [gets shot] [Tony sits down] Tony Montana: Every dog has his day, huh, Mel? Bernstein: I told him. It didn't make any sense, clipping you when we had you working for us. He wouldn't listen. He got hot tonight, about the broad, you know? He fucked up. Tony Montana: You too, Mel. You fucked up. Bernstein: Don't go too far, Tony. Tony Montana: I'm not, Mel. You are. [shoots Bernstein in the gut] Bernstein: Fuck... You can't shoot a cop! Tony Montana: Whoever said you was one? Bernstein: Wait a minute! If you let me go, I'll fix this up. Tony Montana: Sure, Mel. Maybe you can handle yourself one of them first class tickets to the Resurrection. Bernstein: Fucking punk! Son of a bitch! Tony Montana: So long, Mel. Have a good trip. Bernstein: FUCK YOU! [Tony shoots him in the heart] – Scarface Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Tony Montana: You know what your problem is, pussycat? Elvira Hancock: What is my problem, Tony? Tony Montana: You got nothing to do with your life, man. Why don't you get a job? Do something, be a nurse. Work with blind kids, lepers, that kind of thing. Anything beats you waiting around all day, waiting for me to fuck you, I'll tell you that. Elvira Hancock: Don't toot your horn, honey, you're not that good. Tony Montana: Oh yeah? Frank was better huh? Elvira Hancock: You're an asshole! [storms off] Tony Montana: Where are you going? Come here! Coño! Hey, Elvi! I was kidding. I was only kidding! – Scarface Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Tony Montana: Your guy Alberto, he's a piece of shit, you know? I told him to do something. He didn't listen to me, so I had to cancel his fucking contract. Alejandro Sosa: My partners and I are pissed off, Tony. Tony Montana: That's okay, no big deal. There's other Albertos, you know? We do it next month. Alejandro Sosa: No, Tony, you can't do that. They found what was under the car, Tony. Now our friend has got security up the ass, and the heat is gonna come hard on my partners and me. There's not gonna be a next time, you fucking dumb cocksucker! You blew it! Tony Montana: Hey, take it easy when to talk to me, okay? Alejandro Sosa: I told you a long time ago, you fucking little monkey, not to fuck me! Tony Montana: Hey, hey, who the fuck you think you're talking to, huh? You wanna fuck with me?! Who the fuck you think I am, your fucking bellboy? Come on, you wanna go to war, we take you to war, okay? – Scarface Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Godfrey: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity's just around the corner. Mike: Yeah. It's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner. Well Duke, I'm gonna turn in. Bon soir. – My Man Godfrey Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Cornelia: How'd you like to make five dollars?... Godfrey: Well, I don't mean to seem inquisitive, but what would I have to do for it? Cornelia: All you have to do is go to the Waldorf Ritz Hotel with me and I'll show you to a few people and then I'll send you right back....Oh, if you must know, it's a game. You've probably heard about it - a scavenger hunt. If I find a forgotten man first, I win. Is that clear? Godfrey: Yes, quite clear. Shall I wear my tails or come just as I am? – My Man Godfrey Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Godfrey: Who are you? Irene: I'm Irene. That was my sister Cornelia you pushed in the ash pile. Godfrey: How'd you like to have me push Cornelia's sister into an ashpile? Irene: Oh, I don't think I'd like that. Godfrey: Then you'd better get out of here. Irene: You bet. Godfrey: Wait a minute. Sit down. Irene: I'm sitting. Another bum: What's up Duke? Need some help? Godfrey: No thanks boys. I've got everything under control. [To Irene] Are you a member of this hunting party? Irene: I was, but I'm not now. Are they all forgotten men too? Godfrey: Yes, I guess they are maybe. Why? Irene: It's the funniest thing. I couldn't help but laugh. I've wanted to do that ever since I was six years old...Cornelia thought she was going to win, and you pushed her in a pile of ashes. Ha! Ha! Ha! Godfrey: Do you think you could follow an intelligent conversation for just a moment? Irene: I'll try. Godfrey: That's fine. Do you mind telling me just what a scavenger hunt is? Irene: Well, a scavenger hunt is exactly like a treasure hunt, except in a treasure hunt you try to find something you want and in a scavenger hunt, you try to find something that nobody wants. Godfrey: Hmmm, like a forgotten man? Irene: That's right, and the one that wins gets a prize. Only there really isn't a prize. It's just the honor of winning, because all the money goes to charity, that is, if there's any money left over, but then there never is. You know I've decided I don't want to play any more games with human beings as objects. It's kind of sordid when you think of it, I mean, when you think it over. – My Man Godfrey Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Blake: This place slightly resembles an insane asylum. Alexander: Well, all you need to start an asylum is an empty room and the right kind of people. – My Man Godfrey Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Molly: [about the steady flow of new butlers] There's one every day at this hour. They're dropping in and out all the time. Godfrey: Why is that? Molly: Some get fired, some quit. Godfrey: Is the family that exacting? Molly: No, they're that nutty. – My Man Godfrey Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Godfrey: That little fellow with the bundle of wood under his arm was Balinger of the Second National. When his bank failed, he gave up everything he had so that his depositors wouldn't suffer...You see, Tommy, there are two kinds of people. Those who fight the idea of being pushed into the river and the other kind. Tommy: Well, after all, things have always been this way for some people. These men are not your responsibility. Godfrey: There are different ways of having fun. Tommy: You have a peculiar sense of humor. Godfrey: Over here, we have some very fashionable apartment houses. Over there is a very swanky nightclub. While down here, men starve for want of a job. How does that strike your sense of humor? Tommy: What's all this leading to? Godfrey: Tommy, there's a very peculiar mental process called thinking. You wouldn't know much about that. But when I was living here, I did a lot of it. One thing I discovered was that the only difference between a derelict and a man is a job. – My Man Godfrey Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Irene: Every place I went, everybody was Godfrey...when I get in a cab, the driver is Godfrey and I'd say, this is his chariot and he's taking me up to his clouds to his castle on the mountains. Godfrey: ...I've been doing some things also. I've been trying to do things that I thought would make you proud of me....You helped me to find myself and I'm very grateful. Irene: You'd make a wonderful husband. Godfrey: Oh, I'm afraid not. You see, I know how you feel about things...Well, you're grateful to me because I helped you to beat Cornelia and I'm grateful to you because you helped me to beat life, but that doesn't mean that we have to fall in love. Irene: If you don't want to, but I'd make a wonderful wife. Godfrey: Not for me, I'm afraid. You see, I like you very much. I had a very bitter experience. But I won't bore you with that...You and I are friends and I feel a certain responsibility to you. And that's why I wanted to tell you first. Irene: [expectantly] Tell me what? Godfrey: Well, I thought it was about time that I was moving on. [She turns her back to him, crying] Irene: I won't cry, I promise. Godfrey: After all, I'm your protégé. You want me to improve myself, don't you?..You don't want me to go on just being a butler all my life, do you? – My Man Godfrey Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Irene: You're my responsibility and someone has to take care of you. Godfrey: I can take care of myself. Irene: You can't look me in the eye and say that. You love me and you know it. You know, there's no sense in struggling against a thing when it's got you. It's got you and that's all there is to it. It's got you! [To his surprise, baskets of wood and groceries of food are delivered] Irene: It should last us for a week, anyway. Godfrey: It's a wonder you didn't have the foresight to bring a minister and a license. Irene: It's funny. I never thought of that. – My Man Godfrey Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mike Waters: How'd we get home? Scott Favor: That German guy. Hans. He brought you downtown, you were passed out. He said he was heading to Portland, so I asked him for a ride. Mike Waters: For some reason I'm forgetting a German guy named Hans. Scott Favor: Well. You were sleeping. Mike Waters: How much do you make off me while I'm sleeping? Scott Favor: Just a ride, Mike. I don't make anything. What, you think that I sell your body while you are asleep? Mike Waters: Yeah. Scott Favor: No, Mike. I'm on your side. – My Own Private Idaho Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mike Waters: If I had a normal family, and a good upbringing, then I would have been a well-adjusted person. Scott Favor: [Laughs] Depends on what you call normal. Mike Waters: Yeah, it does. Well, you know, normal, like, like a mom and a dad and a dog and shit like that. Normal...normal. Scott Favor: So you didn't have a normal dog? Mike Waters: No, I didn't have a dog. Scott Favor: Didn't have a... a normal dad? Mike Waters: Didn't have a dog or a, or a, or a normal dad. anyway, that's alright. I don't feel sorry for myself, I mean, I feel like I'm, I feel like I'm, you know, well-adjusted. Scott Favor: [Laughs] What's a normal dad? Mike Waters: I don't know. [pauses] I'd like to talk with you. I mean I'd like to, uh, really talk with you. I mean we're talking right now, but, you know. I don't know. I don't feel like I can be... I don't feel like I can be close to you. I mean we're close, you know, right now we're close, but, I mean, you know... Scott Favor: How close, I mean... Mike Waters: I don't know, whatever. Scott Favor: What? Mike Waters: [pause] What do I mean to you? Scott Favor: What do you mean to me? Mike, you're my best friend. Mike Waters: I know, man, I know... I know... I know I'm your friend. We're good friends, and it's good to be, you know, good friends. That's a good thing. Scott Favor: So...? Mike Waters: So I just... [pauses] Mike Waters: That's okay. We can be friends. Scott Favor: [flustered] I only have sex with a guy for money. Mike Waters: Yeah, I know... Scott Favor: And two guys can't love each other. Mike Waters - Yeah. [pauses] Well, I don't know, I mean, I mean for me, I could love someone even if I, you know, wasn't paid for it. [pauses] I love you, and... you don't pay me. Scott Favor: Mike.... Mike Waters: I really wanna kiss you man. [pauses] Mike Waters: Well goodnight man. [pauses again] Mike Waters: I love you, though. [pause] You know that. I do love you. Scott Favor: Alright, come here, Mike. [Pats the ground] Scott Favor: Let's just see. come on, man. I Just wanna see, come on. – My Own Private Idaho Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Jenny Johnson: I thought you were just a jerk, but I didn't think you were this despicable! Teaming up with BARRY! You broke my heart! Now, I'm going to break your EVERYTHING! Hannah Lewis: [Hannah emerges from the meteor, shockingly gaining the same superpowers as Jenny] HEY! Let go of my boyfriend, you crazy BITCH! Jenny Johnson: Bring it! [they start fighting] Vaughn Haige: Yes! GIRL FIGHT! – My Super Ex-Girlfriend Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Vic the publicist: I think right now we should focus on the positive. Tonight was good. Captain Amazing: Yeah - you think so? 'Cause I was worried it was, um, I don't know... PATHETIC! "Amazing triumphs at a nursing home"? That's great copy, Vic. Vic: Look, I'm a publicist, not a magician. You want big news, you have to have big fights. A superhero needs a supervillain. And thanks to you, we've got none left. Captain Amazing: Then get... the... Death Man! Vic: Death Man is dead. Captain Amazing: Okay — Father Doom. Vic: Life without parole. Apocalypto's doing fifty years. Armagezzmo's in exile. Baron von Chaos got the chair — Captain Amazing: Really? Vic: Casanova Frankenstein is locked up in a nut-house. Captain Amazing: Casanova Frankenstein - now there was a supervillain! You know, he just... he's got those eyes, you know? I can't do it, but... and that voice! Such pure evil! The battles we used to have — extraordinary! Vic: "Used to." That's the problem, Captain. "Used to." – Mystery Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[When Mr. Furious suggests they employ a publicist] The Shoveler: What are we gonna publicise, Roy? The fact that we get our butts kicked? A lot? Mr. Furious: [Annoyed] Well, maybe if you didn't smack me in the face with a shovel every time we went out, we'd have a few more victories to brag about. Shoveler: All right now, I'm sorry about that. I just have a tendency to lose my concentration when I've got a salad fork stuck in my rear end. Blue Raja: Oh, oh — I get it! So your shovel in his face is my fault? Shoveler: You threw a spoon at the guy, Jeff. Mr. Furious: Yeah, what was up with that? Blue Raja: I-I, I'm embarrassed about that. I thought it was a fork. Shoveler: You're the master of cutlery. You couldn't throw a knife sometimes when someone's trying to kill me? Blue Raja: No, I can't! You couldn't, ah, use a rake sometimes? Shoveler: No. I'm the Shoveler. Blue Raja: Well, I'm the Blue Raja. I'm not Stab Man, I'm not Knifey Boy — I'm the Blue Raja. Mr. Furious: Yeah, that's another thing. Blue Raja: [Defensive] What? Mr. Furious: Well, you could work a little blue into the uniform somewhere. I mean you've got green, you've got this little flowery thing going on, but it's like everything but blue. Blue Raja: Well, if we could just step out of our literal minds, just for a moment. – Mystery Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mr. Furious: Do you see what I see? Shoveler: It's Tony C! Blue Raja: And Tony P, leader of the Disco Boys! But what, pray tell, would he be doing back in town? Mr. Furious: Maybe it's time to do some following to find out. – Mystery Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Casanova Frankenstein: Ah, the old Disco Room. Just as I left it. Tony P: You been locked up for twenty years, Casanova. A lot of things have changed since then. Casanova Frankenstein: It must have been hard for you, Tony, the way times and styles have changed... hearing the people say that disco is dead... Tony P: [Snapping] Disco is not dead! Disco is LIFE! Casanova Frankenstein: Yes, Tony! That is the passion I remember! Stick with me, Tony, and you will dance again... when I rule this town. – Mystery Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Casanova Frankenstein: Captain Amazing — what a surprise. Captain Amazing: Really? I'm not so sure about that. Your first night of freedom and you blow up the asylum. Interesting choice. I knew you couldn't change. Casanova: I knew you'd know that. Captain Amazing: Oh, I know. And I knew you'd know I'd know you knew. Casanova: But I didn't. I only knew that you'd know that I knew. Did you know that? Captain Amazing: ... Of course. – Mystery Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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