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Oz:
May I have this dance, milady? [Theodora looks startled] Now you're gonna tell me no one's ever asked you to dance before.

Theodora:
[sadly] No one ever has.

Oz:
[smiles] Then it's high time you learned.

Oz the Great and Powerful  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Theodora:
[tricked by Evanora into thinking Oz has "betrayed" her for Glinda] He said we would rule Oz, together... He said I would be his Queen.

Evanora:
Did he? [takes Theodora's hand, meets her eyes] Are you... quite sure it wasn't you who said that to him?

Oz the Great and Powerful  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Theodora watches Oz and Glinda greeting the people in Evanora's crystal ball]

Evanora:
What's the matter, sister?

Theodora:
[jealously] Look at how happy they all are. Do you think she'll be his Queen?

Evanora:
Well, of course she'll be his Queen. You can't compete with Glinda's charms - no one can.

[Theodora cries, her tears leaving burn scars on her face]

Theodora:
Sister, it hurts!

Evanora:
Such is a broken heart- your precious wizard did that to you.

Theodora:
[turns to her] Make it stop.

Evanora:
Would you like me to? [Theodora pauses; cut to Evanora offering her an enchanted green apple] One bite is all it takes. One bite, and your world will change forever. One bite, and your heart will become impenetrable. One bite, and you and I will finally share the throne. [seeing Theodora's hesitation] Unless you'd rather see Oz and Glinda there? [Theodora grabs the apple and takes a bite. Immediately, the candles go out and a cold wind blows through the room]

Theodora:
[stares up at her sister in realisation] ...You're the wicked one - not Glinda! [Evanora smirks, victorious] Sister, you lied to me!

Evanora:
It's nice, isn't it? How clear everything becomes.

Theodora:
[suddenly begins convulsing with pain and gasping for breath; tearing off her cloak and necklace, she staggers across the room] What is happening to me?!

Evanora:
[chuckling] Oh. It's just your heart withering away. Fear not, Theodora, for soon you will feel nothing at all, except beautiful... Wickedness. [Theodora stumbles across the room, hallucinating about Oz laughing, and collapses behind a table; the fire blazes high. Evanora steps cautiously towards her] Sister...? [she shrieks and recoils as Theodora's hand, now clawed and green-skinned, shoots up and grabs the table, her nails gouging the stone surface. Evanora appears startled as Theodora -still unseen- stands up, casting a menacing silhouette on the wall] Oh, sister... You're hideous. [smiles weakly] I can cast a simple enchantment, and have you looking just the way you were before-

Theodora:
NO! This is who I am now! [flips her wide-brimmed red hat inside out, revealing a black witch's hat] I want him to see me like this! I want him to know that he was the one who made me this way! [cackles madly]

Evanora:
[to herself] Oh, dear...

Oz the Great and Powerful  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Theodora:
[Laughing] OUT OF MY WAY! [flies into the city centre on her broom, causing the citizens to jump aside in fright; she lands in front of Glinda, stares at her for a moment, then kneels so that they are eye-to-eye] Give up, Glinda. Why do you continue to resist?

Glinda:
Because I believe in the Wizard.

Theodora:
[her face darkens with hatred and rage] So did I, once. Behold. [she stands up, pointing to Oz's balloon full of stolen gold, rising over the city] LOOK! Your Wizard! [Glinda stares at the balloon in disbelief]

Citizen #1:
Where is he going?

Citizen #2:
[sadly] He's abandoning us!

Citizen #3:
[sadly] How could he?

[Knuck, the Master Tinker and Finley all watch in disappointment. Suddenly, an enraged Theodora conjures a red fireball and hurls it at the balloon]

Glinda:
No!

[The balloon is hit by the fireball and explodes in a burst of flame, raining gold coins over the center of the square. The crowd reacts with horror as the burning balloon crashes down on the heap of gold]

China Girl:
No! [starts to cry]

Evanora:
[mockingly] Ohh... Not so Great and Powerful, after all.

[Theodora stares impassively at the bonfire as Glinda and the citizens cry quietly. As the Winkees begin to move the crowds back, Finley flies over to the wreckage and retrieves Oz's smoking top hat; he clutches it and begins to cry. A Winkee guard walks over to him]

Winkee:
Hey- [Finley looks up, and the Winkee pulls back the brim of his helmet to reveal Oz, grinning] Hello, Monkey.

Finley:
Oz! [beams, hugs him] I thought you were dead-

Oz:
Shhh... You were crying pretty hard- was that for me?

Finley:
Oh... no, some of the smoke got in my eyes!

Oz:
[laughs, unconvinced] Oh, right.

Finley:
Wow, you fooled everybody - That was your greatest trick yet!

Oz:
[grins] That was just the opening act!

Evanora:
[to the Citizens] Let this be the final word! [Oz and Finley glance nervously in her direction as she and Theodora step forward on either side of Glinda] Your prophecy is dead. Like the king who spoke it, and the wizard who tried to fulfill it! All dead!

Oz:
[to Finley] It's showtime. [leads him towards the projection-booth carriage, where the Master Tinker and Knuck are gesturing for them]

Theodora:
[to the Citizens] And they will be joined in death, by Glinda the Good! [The citizens watch sadly as Theodora and Evanora close on Glinda] Farewell.

Evanora:
Say hello to your daddy for me. [she and Theodora conjure green lightning and red flames, respectively, and begin charging up their magical energies for the killing blow]

Glinda:
The dreams of the people live on.

[Just as Theodora and Evanora are about to strike, all the torches around the square are instantly extinguished]

Oz the Great and Powerful  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Sister Encarnación:
Where are we going, Ignacio?

Nacho:
I saw a bum here, there were two bums actually. And I said to myself, "Let's talk to these guys about the Gospel."

Sister Encarnación:
Well, where are they?

[Nacho looks around.]

Nacho:
I don't see them. They should be coming back. [leans against wall and whips head fast]

Sister Encarnación:
Where is your robe, Ignacio?

Nacho:
It was... stinky. But these are my recreation clothes. [tightens butt]

Sister Encarnación:
They look expensive.

Nacho:
Thank you... [turns toward Sister Encarnación] I mean, yes! They may have the appearance of riches. [kneels down] But beneath the clothes, we find a man. And beneath the man, we find, his... nucleus.

Sister Encarnación:
Nucleus?

Nacho:
Yes.

[Bums walk by. Nacho leaps up and over to Sister Encarnación.]

Nacho:
[in low voice] I don't like the way those guys looked at you. [To bums] Hey! Can't you see this woman's a nun?! And if you have a problem with that, then you can just fight me.

[Makes his way to the bums. Grabs one bum's jacket and rips it. Turns to face Nacho.]

Nacho:
Oh, you messed with the wrong guy this time!

[Takes shirt off and whips it at Sister Encarnación.]

Nacho:
Ever seen these moves? [jumps and hisses]

[Esqueleto and friends appear with pitchforks. Nacho looks confused. One bum punches Nacho.]

Nacho Libre  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Nacho:
[after his robe catches fire and reveals his stretchy pants] Yes! It's true. I am Nacho, the luchador.

Monk:
Who?

Nacho:
Maybe you have seen me on TV. [pause] NACHOOOOOOOOOO!

Elderly Monk:
No! This is forbidden!

Guillermo:
I knew it. He is not a man of God.

Nacho Libre  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Esqueleto:
Oooh.

Lady:
I forgive you. Come here, soldier.

Esqueleto:
How did you get up here so fast?

Lady:
Shhh! Secret tunnels. Some people say wrestlers make bad lovers, that they save themselves for the ring. [whispers] I love you.

Esqueleto:
Huh?

Lady:
I love you!

Nacho Libre  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Nadja (holding Lucy's pet tarantula Bela):
What does he eat?

Lucy:
Potatoes. Potato salad. Deer[?]. I tried to teach him French but he wasn't interested.

Nadja:
Maybe he has a learning disability. "Deer" is hard to hear, maybe "Beer".

Nadja  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dan Muldoon:
[After Niles has been rifling through his valise apparently to check whether a supposed burglar has struck] He got it didn't they?

Frank Niles:
[Looking crestfallen] No, there's nothing missing. I don't have any valuables.

Dan Muldoon:
What were you looking for so hard just now - your BVD's?

The Naked City  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Norman:
You like that word, don't you? Bullshit.

Billy Ray:
Yeah

Norman:
It's a good word.

On Golden Pond  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Bill:
[as he heads out to the lake to go skinny-dipping with Ethel and Chelsea] Are there any bears around here?

Norman:
Oh, sure. Black bears, grizzlies. One of 'em came along here and ate an old lesbian just last month.

On Golden Pond  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Norman:
You want to know why I came back so fast? I got to the end of our lane. I couldn't remember where the old town road was. I went a little ways in the woods. There was nothing familiar. Not one damn tree. Scared me half to death. That's why I came running back here to you. So I could see your pretty face and I could feel safe and that I was still me.

Ethel:
You're safe, you old poop and you're definitely still you picking on poor old Charlie. After lunch, after we've gobbled up all those silly strawberries we'll take ourselves to the old town road. We've been there a thousand times. A thousand. And you'll remember it all. Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're gonna get back up on that horse and I'm gonna be right behind you holding on tight and away we're gonna go, go, go.

Norman:
I don't like horses. You are a pretty old dame aren't you? What are you doing with a dotty old son of a bitch like me?

Ethel:
Well, I haven't the vaguest idea. Note: The bolded quote is ranked #88 in the American Film Institute's list of the top 100 movie quotations in American cinema.

On Golden Pond  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Tracy:
Why do you persist in rescuing me, Mr. Bond?

Bond:
It's becoming quite a habit, isn't it, Contessa Teresa?

Tracy:
Teresa was a Saint; I'm known as Tracy.

Bond:
Well, Tracy, next time play it safe and stand on 5.

Tracy:
People who want to stay alive play it safe.

Bond:
Please, stay alive! At least for tonight.

On Her Majesty's Secret Service  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Bond finds Tracy in his hotel suite with his gun in her hand]

Tracy:
Suppose I were to kill you for a thrill?

Bond:
I can think of something more sociable to do.

On Her Majesty's Secret Service  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Draco:
My apologies for the way you were brought here. I wasn't sure you'd accept a formal invitation.

Bond:
There's always something formal about the point of a pistol.

On Her Majesty's Secret Service  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Bond throws a knife and hits a calendar on a bookshelf, on the 14th day]

Draco:
But today is the thirteenth, Commander.

Bond:
I'm superstitious.

On Her Majesty's Secret Service  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Draco:
May I introduce my daughter, Teresa.

Bond:
Contessa..!

Tracy:
Mr. Bond and I have already met.

Bond:
But each time is a renewed pleasure. Madame always makes one feel so welcome!

[Tracy leaves]

Draco:
She likes you! I can see it.

Bond:
You must give me the name of your oculist.

On Her Majesty's Secret Service  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Bond:
[about Tracy] I find her fascinating. But she needs a psychiatrist, not me.

Draco:
What she needs is a man... to dominate her! To make love to her enough to make her love him! A man like you!

On Her Majesty's Secret Service  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Blofeld:
Merry Christmas, 007.

Bond:
I'm Sir Hillary Bray.

Blofeld:
No no no, Mr. Bond. Respectable baronets from the College of Heralds do not seduce female patients in clinics. On the other hand, they do get their professional details... right. The De Bleauchamps tombs are not in the Augsburg Cathedral as you said, but in the Ste. Anna Kirch. Sir Hillary Bray would have known! A small slip. It takes more than a few props to turn 007 into a Herald. [snaps Bond's disguise spectacles in half]

Bond:
[normal voice] It'll take more than cutting off your earlobes, Blofeld, to turn you into a Count.

Blofeld:
I may yet surprise you. But I'm afraid you have no more surprises left for me. I know all about your mission, Mr. Bond. [throws Bond's contact's climbing equipment to the ground] Your colleague! Such a keen climber, and a brilliant conversationalist... before he left us.

Bond:
You realize that he reported where I am.

Blofeld:
Oh, I doubt that. In any case, no one is coming to your rescue, Mr. Bond. In a few short hours, the United Nations will receive a Yultide greeting. The information that I now possess the scientific means to control... or to destroy, the economy of the whole world. People will have more important things to think about than you.

Bond:
If they believe your threat.

Blofeld:
[chuckles, sits] Oh, they will. In any case, I have prepared a demonstration. Remember that... disagreeable outbreak of foot-and-mouth disease in England, last summer? [lights a cigarette] Well, I shall instruct them, in very convincing terms, exactly how I arranged that. And my capacity has improved, since.

Bond:
Allergy vaccines? [pause] Bacteria. Bacteriological warfare.

Blofeld:
With a difference. Our great breakthrough since last summer has been the confection of a certain "Virus Omega".

Bond:
...Infertility.

Blofeld:
Total infertility, in plants and animals. Not just disease in a few herds, Mr Bond, or a single crop... but the destruction of a whole strain, forever, throughout an entire continent. If my demands are not met, I shall proceed with the systematic extinction of whole species of cereals and livestock all over the world.

Bond:
Including, I suppose, the human race?

Blofeld:
[smirks] I don't think, do you, Mr. Bond, that the United Nations will let it come to that? Not after their scientists analyze a small sample of Virus Omega they have received.

Bond:
Epidemics of sterility. Nothing is born, no seed even begins to sprout. [pause] They'll find an antidote.

Blofeld:
Of course! If I give them enough time. [stands]

Bond:
They'll have time. Once they're warned, you'll have a problem dispensing the stuff.

Blofeld:
That problem has already been solved. I have been training my own special... "Angels of Death."

Bond:
Those girls.

Blofeld:
Those girls. And many others like them.

Bond:
But, exactly how?

Blofeld:
Mm. [drags on his cigarette]... That will remain my secret.

Bond:
[smirks] And how many hundred millions do you want for your services this time, Blofeld?

Blofeld:
"This time?" [chuckles] This time, the price is of another kind. You'll be even more amused when you know what. In the meanwhile, I will keep you here as my guest. You'll be very useful in helping to convince the authorities... that I mean what I say. And I'll do what I claim.

On Her Majesty's Secret Service  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[M refuses to authorize an attack on Blofeld]

Bond:
And the girl who helped me escape? We just leave her there?

M:
This department is not concerned with your personal problems.

Bond:
This department owes her a debt. She saved my life.

M:
Operation Bedlam is DEAD! Do you understand, 007?

Bond:
Yes, Sir. I understand.

On Her Majesty's Secret Service  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Blofeld:
Now, if you're very, very nice to me. I could make you my Countess.

Tracy:
But I'm already a Countess.

Blofeld:
Whereas if you displease me, I can promise you a very different estate.

On Her Majesty's Secret Service  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Q:
[wishing Bond luck on his wedding day] Look, James, I know that we haven't always exactly seen... well, anyway, don't forget, if there's anything you ever need...

Bond:
Thank you, Q, but this time I've got the gadgets and I know how to use them.

On Her Majesty's Secret Service  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mr. Winfield:
Wesley, you stay out of the living room. Your sister is entertaining a caller.

Wesley Winfield:
Is he telling her 'Her eyes are like the blue stars in Heaven?'

Mr. Winfield:
Now, where did you pick that up?

Wesley Winfield:
Ah, I've been around.

Mr. Winfield:
Well, just the same, you stay out of the living room.

On Moonlight Bay  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Maximilian 'Max' Bercovicz:
You're looking good.

David 'Noodles' Aaronson:
You're looking a little better.

Once Upon a Time in America  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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