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[Dave meets Lion Captain again]

Dave:
Hi! [laughs] How are you... doing? [Hazel looked shocked and palms her face] I was wondering If I have a word with you?

[Lion Captain stops steering the ship]

Lion Captain:
You again? My you're a persistent little creature.

Dave:
[laughs] Oh... [clears his throat] Uh... Your highness [laughs] We... [notices Hazel is gone] Huh.

[Lion Captain roars softly]

Dave:
I have a... big problem. Our kids are out there. Captain, you have to turn the ship around, And...

Lion Captain:
I believe we discussed that issue.

Dave:
But, sir. please...

Lion Captain:
[sighs] You're really starting to get on my last nerve...

Dave:
But my son... He's all I have!

Lion Captain:
I see... I'm not going to get of you that easily. I suppose I could make an exception to the troops between herbivores and CARNIVORES!! [growls]

Dave:
Uh...

Lion Captain:
I don't think anyone's going to miss our... [suddenly Hazel whacks him] Nestrians...

[Lion Captain falls]

Hazel:
I told you, There's no talking to this guy.

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Leah:
We need to go slow. And one by one, keep a good distant between each other. Some of these rocks are very loose. [she touches one of the rocks and they begin to come loose] So wait for my word and then...

[Leah tries to touch one of the rocks]

Finny:
[off-screen] And then what? [on-screen when he, Obesey and Stayput are on the rock bridge]

Leah:
You got to be kidding me.

[The rock bridge begins to collapses and Finny and his friends fell]

Mr. Griffin:
Dinner's coming.

[But then one of the rocks destroys the table and crushes Mrs. Griffin]

Mrs. Griffin:
Ahh!

Mr. Griffin:
Huh?

[Mr. Griffin avoids two rocks and more rocks fell. Mr. Griffin sees another rock fell but then the other rocks disappear and one falls towards him]

Mr. Griffin:
Uh-oh!

[A rock crushes Mr. Griffin]

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[The Griffins sit on their nest waiting for food to comes]

Mr. Griffin:
[groans] I'm famished.

Mrs. Griffin:
Huh! Tell me about it. So what now? We wait until food just drops out of the sky?

[Finny and Leah then landed on their nest]

Mrs. Griffin:
What the...

Mr. Griffin:
[laughs] You are a genius, darling.

Mrs. Griffin:
[off-screen] Nothing like home delivery.

[The Griffins laugh evilly and Finny looked shocked while Leah growls at them]

Mr. Griffin:
Where's your big slug friend to help you now?

[They stop and then they saw Obesey falling off the cliff]

Mr. Griffin and Mrs. Griffin:
Oh, there he is.

[Obesey falls closer and Leah picks up Finny. Obesey then destroys the nest and bumps into the Griffins]

Finny:
Obesey!

Leah:
Stayput!

Obesey:
Remember us!

Stayput:
As heroes!

[Obesey and Stayput then falling to their presumed demise]

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McSquizzy:
[When Boog goes over to his tree and hits him with an acorn] Oy! You late for Sunday school? This is McSquizzy's turf! Nobody messes with McSquizzy! 'Cause that's me!

Boog:
What?

McSquizzy:
Touch a needle on this tree, and I'll give ya such a doin'!

Boog:
Yeah, you and what army?

[The Furry Tail Clan appear]

Furry Tail Clan:
Oy!

Boog:
Oh, that army.

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Gordy:
You know, the longer you wait, the harder it's gonna be for him to adapt.

Beth:
Oh, I'm sure he'll... At least I think he'll--

Gordy:
And the harder it's gonna be for you to let him go.

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Elliot:
[Standing with his butt in the air, his antler stuck to the ground] Hey, Boog! Look, no hands! Though I think I'm getting a sunburn.

Boog:
All right, where's home?

Elliot:
Or maybe it's a moonburn. Check it out.

[Boog slaps Elliot on the butt]

Elliot:
Ow!

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Elliot:
Boogster, what's the delio?

Maria:
Watch your mouth, or you gonna get yourself in a LOT of trouble, girlfriend.

Rosie:
You're just jealous 'cause you ain't got a MAN!

Boog:
I don't know, some kind of chick fight. Elliot, wha' I do?

Elliot:
Well, that's easy, you gonna mark your territory. Show them who's boss!

Boog:
(nods) All right, ladies, I'm laying down the law! (Maria and Rosie stare)

Elliot:
Well, unless, of course, they're skunks.

Boog:
(They bellow gas at him and runs to the river and wash himself with some water, then drys himself with some rabbits) The woods is no place for a bear!

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Elliot:
I'm a little light-headed.

[His remaining antler cracks off]

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[Boog is fighting with Elliot behind the curtains during his show; Boog's holding Elliot by his antler up to the wall]

Boog:
You got me in enough trouble!

Elliot:
Hey. I, you saved my life. That means that you're responsible for me.

Boog:
What? Stop messing up my life!

Elliot:
You needed to get out, you should thank me. [Crosses arms]

Boog:
Thank you?!

Elliot:
[Now happy and smiling] You're welcome, buddy!

Boog:
[Drops Elliot] Grrr! Stop callin' me that! Now get out!

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Reilly:
[About Boog] Hey, guys. Check it out. The largest carinvore in North America. The grizzly bear.

Elliot:
And he's a good dancer. We're gonna be in a show.I'm Starsky and he's Hutch!

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Boog:
Boog is sorry. [Begins to cry]

Gordy:
Beth, you're not his mother.

Beth:
I'm not mothering him.

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Beth:
Excuse me. Go to bed, Boog!

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Shaw:
[Referring to Mr. Weenie] Don't trust him. Pets are double agents. The moment you turn your back, he'll shiv ya.

Bobbie:
Oh, no, he can't. We had him fixed.

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McSquizzy:
Get off my trees, ya buck-toothed sporran!FREEDOOOOM!!

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Boog:
[After waking up in the forest face-to-face with a flower] Ooooohhh... pretty.

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Elliot:
You know, I've been thinkin', we should have a secret handshake, and, like, nicknames and stuff. Like, I can call you "Boogster," and you can call me "The Incredible Mr. E." You like that? I just made it up. You know, this is gonna be awesome. It's just you and me. Hey, who's the lady in the shorts?

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Bobbie:
Isn't it peaceful out here, Bob? You're right, Bob. Let's not spoil the beauty of this moment... with idle chatter. Some people can just jibber-jabber till the cows come home. What does that mean, Bob? "Till the cows come home." Where have the cows been?

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McSquizzy:
Mess not with the Furry Tail Clan, protectors of the weak, crusaders of the righteous, guardians of the pine!

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Reilly:
Yo, O'Toole!

O'Toole:
Yeah, boss?

Reilly:
I want you to cantilever that cedar on a bias by the north side.

O'Toole:
Huh?

Reilly:
Put a twig in the hole.

O'Toole:
Oh.

Reilly:
Rookie.

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Elliot:
Ian's right, I'm a loser.

Boog:
No, you're not a loser.

Elliot:
Yes, I am!

Boog:
No, you're not!

Elliot:
Yes!

Boog:
No!

Elliot:
Trust me, you know the day I met you, Ian kicked me out of the herd, I lost my antler, I got run over, and tied to the hood of a truck. What do you call that?

Boog:
Ahhh... a loser! But check this out. Behold, the Mighty Grizzly! I look like a bear, I talk like a bear. But I can't fish, I can't climb a tree, I can't even go in the woods!

Elliot:
That's nothin'! Half doe, half buck! I'm a duck!

Boog:
I ride a unicycle for crackers.

Elliot:
I have a glass eye.

Boog:
I can't snap.

Elliot:
I thought log was a color.

Boog:
I can't see my feet!

Elliot:
I killed a man (with this thumb)!

[both laugh]

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Elliot:
[Stuck in the ground] Okay, righty tighty.

[He turns right]

Elliot:
Leeefffttty loosey.

[He turns left]

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[Explaining the woods to Boog]

Elliot:
Okay, Forest 101: These tall stick things are called trees. The big rocks are called mountains and the little rocks are their babies.

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Shaw:
If I don't stop 'em, IT'LL BE A TOTAL REVERSAL... of the "natural order". They laugh at old Shaw, but you'll see, the truth...will be revealed.

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[Repeated line]

Buddy:
Buddy!

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