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Napoleon: Hey, can I use your guys's phone for a sec? Secretary: Is there anything wrong? Napoleon: I don't feel very good. [Secretary pushes telephone towards Napoleon and he dials number] Kip: [on other line] Hi. Napoleon: Is Grandma there? Kip: No, she's getting her hair done. Napoleon: [prolonged sigh] Kip: What do you need? Napoleon: Can you just go get her for me? Kip: I'm really busy right now. [he's making nachos] Napoleon: Just tell her to come get me. Kip: Why? Napoleon: 'Cause I don't feel good! Kip: Well, have you talked to the school nurse? Napoleon: No, she doesn't know anything... Will you just come get me? Kip: No. Napoleon: Well, will you do me a favor then? Can you bring me my ChapStick? Kip: No, Napoleon. Napoleon: But my lips hurt real bad! Kip: Just borrow some from the school nurse. I know she has, like, five sticks in her drawer. Napoleon: I'm not gonna use hers, you sicko! Kip: See ya. (Hangs up) Napoleon: Ugh! Idiot! – Napoleon Dynamite Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Napoleon: Do you ride the bus to school? Pedro: No, I ride my bike. Napoleon: What kind of bike do you have? [cut to them with bike] Pedro: It's a Sledgehammer. Napoleon: Dang! You got shocks... pegs... Lucky! (Also notices the Flag of Mexico on the back of the seat) You ever take it off any sweet jumps? – Napoleon Dynamite Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Uncle Rico: Back in '82, I used to be able to toss a pigskin a quarter mile. Kip: Are you serious? Uncle Rico: I'm dead serious. – Napoleon Dynamite Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Napoleon: How long did it take you to grow that mustache? Pedro: A couple of days. Napoleon: I wish I could grow one. [chomps into a tater tot] – Napoleon Dynamite Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Napoleon: Stay home and eat all the freakin' chips, Kip! Kip: Napoleon, don't be jealous 'cause I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to become a cage fighter. Napoleon: Since when, Kip? You have the worst reflexes of all time. Kip: Try and hit me, Napoleon. Napoleon: What? Kip: I said come down here and see what happens if you try and hit me. Napoleon: [comes down the stairs] Such an idiot! Kip: C'mon, let's see what your best move is... [After Napoleon tries and fails to hit Kip a few times, the doorbell rings] Napoleon: I'll go get it. [Slaps Kip in the face while he's not looking] Kip: Geeeez! – Napoleon Dynamite Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Deb: And here we have some boondoggle keychains. A must-have for this season's fashion. Napoleon: I already made like affinity [sic] of those at scout camp. Deb: Well, is anyone else here? I'm trying to earn money for college. Kip: [in the background] Your mom goes to college! [Deb shoves the case into Napoleon's hands and runs away] – Napoleon Dynamite Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Napoleon: Well, what is there to eat? Grandma: Knock it off, Napoleon! Make yourself a dang quesadilla! [pronounces it "case-a-dill-a"] Napoleon: Fine! – Napoleon Dynamite Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Napoleon: So me and you are pretty much friends by now, right? Pedro: Yes. Napoleon: [recalling the tenets of Rex Kwon Do] So you got my back and everything? Pedro: What? Napoleon: Never mind. – Napoleon Dynamite Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[during class] Randy: Napoleon, give me some of your tots. Napoleon: No, go find your own. Randy: Come on. Give me some of your tots. Napoleon: No. I'm freakin' starved. I didn't get to eat anything today. [Randy kicks Napoleon's pants pocket, ruining the tater tots] Napoleon: Ugh. Gross. Freakin' idiot! – Napoleon Dynamite Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[deleted scene] Don: [playing kickball] Hey, Napoleon. Did you wet the bed last night? Napoleon: Hey, Don. Did you take a dump in your bed last night? Don: I could kick your butt, Napoleon, so I'd shut up. Napoleon: Why don't you go tell your mom to shut up? Don: What did you just say? Napoleon: Whatever I feel like I wanna say! Don: Did you just say something about my mom? Napoleon: Maybe I did, maybe I didn't! Don: Do you wanna die, Napoleon? Napoleon: Yeah, right. Who's the only one here who knows illegal ninja moves from the government? Don: [steps up to Napoleon] Step up, Napoleon. [Napoleon slaps him, then runs away.] – Napoleon Dynamite Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Napoleon: [referring to the dance] Who are you gonna ask? Pedro: That girl over there. Napoleon: Summer Wheatly? How the heck are you gonna do that? Pedro: Build her a cake or something. – Napoleon Dynamite Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[talking about the school-president election] Pedro: If I win, you can be my secretary or something. Napoleon: Sweet! – Napoleon Dynamite Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Oak has just caught Tellis questioning Calvess' wife] Henry Oak: What the fuck are you doing talking to her without me being here? Nick Tellis: I brought her husband's things over. Henry Oak: Yeah, and you questioned her. What for? WHAT FOR? Nick Tellis: What is this, "mother may I"? You said we were gonna do some of this on our own, right? Henry Oak: [pointing his finger] Some of this doesn't extend to her! And don't get fucking cute with me! Nick Tellis: Get your hand outta my face... Henry Oak: If you need to know what she said about anything case-related, you refer to the file! Nick Tellis: Yeah, I looked at the files, they're thin! Henry Oak: What you don't fucking do is talk to her without notifying me in advance! That's not the way we do things! Nick Tellis: Why's that? What's the problem with me speaking to her? Henry Oak: Because... the problem is every fucking question you asked her she's already answered! She's been badgered and bothered by cops and cop questions for two fucking months now, and the biggest fucking problem is her husband... is fucking... dead! – Narc Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Nick Tellis: I'm about to ask you about another dead junkie named Dowd, yeah I know Dowd Indo Joe and that punk you used to roll with Jay Reed, you know how I know that don't you? Eugene 'Deacon' Sheps: How man? Nick Tellis: Because I was and still am a cop Eugene 'Deacon' Sheps: A cop? You're trying to tell me you're a fucking cop? Nick Tellis: Word. Eugene 'Deacon' Sheps: If you a cop why didn't you try to bust me back then? Nick Tellis: Because you're way too little to bust, acorn. Eugene 'Deacon' Sheps: Fuck that shit. You forget something, I used to smoke blunts with you. Nick Tellis: I don't care what you think, it doesn't fucking matter in the least, what I'm about to tell you does matter and you're going to listen like your life depended on it. A month ago an undercover officer was murdered in a pedestrian tunnel off Houston and West Grand. Someone beat him up and put a gun to his head and a bullet through it. I don't want to hear your shit about what you don't know or what you didn't do because we both know you don't got the nut sack for something that size so I'm positive you didn't kill him. [shows him a picture] His name was Michael Calvess. Take a gander buddy. Eugene 'Deacon' Sheps: Hold on a minute man you mother fuckers come up in my crib, throw hot sauce in my eyes and try to blind my ass and now you want my help? You crazy? Nick Tellis: His street name is Jimmy Fredricks. You know him. You know him. Eugene 'Deacon' Sheps: My bad. I know this mother fucker. I might've let him suck my dick once or twice. [Oak throws his head into the wall] Nick Tellis: You're going to act like a punk or you're going to get played like one. Now listen very, very carefully. They found smack at the murder scene, a mean fucking mix. You took some of the exact same stuff ten months ago and nearly killed your dumb ass. You don't have the chemistry or the sense God gave goats which means you didn't do the cook. Now Dowd is dead, so who sold to you? – Narc Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Marthe ("L. A. Joan"): Hi, Tom, could you sign my record? Tom Frank: You better get off that diet before you ruin yourself. – Nashville Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Triplette: I know you're astute politically and I'm certainly not here to sell you a bill of goods. Bill: I don't care. I don't care about politics, no. Triplette: OK, great. Well, let me tell ya then. I've got a problem but I think it will work to your advantage. As you know, this red-neck music is very popular right now. I've got an awful lot of these local yokels on the bill, you know, singing... Bill: Your basic country folk... Triplette: ...country crap-ola, right. So, I think, uh, what I'm going for is a broader appeal, you know. Bill: Which is where we would fit in. Triplette: I want to get more than just the Southern, and uh, I think that you could really hit - a group like yours could walk off with the evening. Bill: Yeah. We're probably the only rock group on the... Triplette: Absolutely. Bill: Sounds good. Sounds inviting. Triplette: Yeah, and I do think you get a lot of, a big audience from these country guys. Bill: Is this just network or is it, uh ...? Triplette: No, it's better, it's really better than network. It's going to be syndicated, so I mean, hell, they're going to be showing it for a year and a half. – Nashville Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mary: I'm not dressing like we're twins anymore. Bill: We're not twins! We're a trio! – Nashville Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Dr. Spivey: It said you've been belligerent, talked when unauthorized, been resentful in attitude toward work—in general, that you're lazy. McMurphy: Chewing gum in class. Ha-ha. Dr. Spivey: Well, the real reason that you've been sent over here is because they wanted you evaluated to determine whether or not you're mentally ill. This is the real reason. Why do you think they might think that? McMurphy: Well, as near as I can figure out, it's 'cause I, uh, fight and fuck too much. Dr. Spivey: In the penitentiary? McMurphy: No, no! Dr. Spivey: Well, you've had five prior arrests for assault. McMurphy: Five fights, huh? Rocky Marciano's got forty and he's a millionaire. – One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
McMurphy: Well, that fuckin' nurse, man... she, uh, she ain't honest. Dr. Spivey: Aw now, look. Miss Ratched's one of the finest nurses we've got in this institution. McMurphy: Ha! Well I don't wanna break up the meeting or nothin', but she's somethin' of a cunt, ain't she, Doc? Dr. Spivey: How do you mean that? McMurphy: She likes a rigged game, you know what I mean? – One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Dr. Spivey: The funny thing is that the person that he's the closest to is the one he dislikes the most — that's you, Mildred. Nurse Ratched: Well, gentlemen, in my opinion, if we send him back to Pendleton or we send him up to Disturbed, it's just one more way of passing on our problems to somebody else. You know we don't like to do that, so I'd like to keep him on the ward. I think we can help him. – One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
McMurphy: [after realizing Chief Bromden is not mute] You fooled 'em, Chief! You fooled 'em. You fooled 'em all. Goddamn. What are we doin' here Chief? Huh? What's us two guys doin' in this fuckin' place? Let's get out of here. Out! Chief Bromden: Canada. McMurphy: Canada. I'll be there before these sons-of-bitches know what hit 'em. Listen to Randle on this one. – One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Cruella: [bursts through the door] Anita, darling! Anita: How are you? Cruella: [gleefully] Miserable, darling, as usual. Perfectly wretched! – One Hundred and One Dalmatians Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Cruella: When can the puppies leave their mother? Two weeks? Three weeks? Roger: Never. Cruella: What? Roger: [nervously, but firmly stands his ground] We're not selling the puppies. Not a single one. Do you understand? Cruella: Anita, is he serious? I really don't know Roger. Anita: Well, Cruella, he seems... Cruella: Surely he must be joking! Roger: [more firmly] No, no, no, I mean it. You're not getting one. Not one! And that's final. [Pongo nods at Cruella in agreement] Cruella: Why, you horrid man! You... you... All right. Keep the little beasts for all I care. [rips up the check] Do as you like with them. Drown them! [throws the pieces of ripped check paper at Roger] But I warn you, Anita, we're through. I'm through with all of you! I'll get even. Just wait. You'll be sorry. You fools! You... YOU IDIOTS! [she slams the door and Pongo barks loudly at her as she drives away] – One Hundred and One Dalmatians Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[As Roger and Anita take Pongo and Perdita for a walk] Jasper: There they go, Horace, me lad. Out for their evening constitutional. A lovely pair of turtledoves. Around the jolly corner, and off to the park. Horace: Yeah, but I don't like it, Jasper. One more pinch and they'll throw the keys away. Jasper: Ah, come off it, Horace. We're getting plenty of boodle! Horace: Yes, but, uhm, I've been thinking-- Jasper: [grabs him angrily] YOU'VE BEEN THINKING?! Now, look 'ere, Horace, I warned you about thinking! I've got the knob for this job, so let's get on with it. – One Hundred and One Dalmatians Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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