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God:
  I'll give you another week.

Tracy Richards:
  Just a week?

God:
  That's long enough.  Look at what I accomplished in a week.  And I did it without computers.

Oh, God! Book II  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Tracy Richards:
  It's just a gut feeling.  (That's an advertising expression.)

Shingo:
  Well, I gotta gut feeling, too:  I'm hungry.  Let's go home.

Oh, God! Book II  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

God:
  Tracy, I really like it.

Tracy Richards:
  Thank God!

God:
  I like that one, too, but let's go with "Think God."

Oh, God! Book II  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Tracy Richards:
  Who do you pray to?

God:
  Me?  Well, sometimes I talk to myself.

Oh, God! Book II  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Gary Frantz:
  Should I speak louder?

Harry O. Tophet:
  Not unless you can't hear what you're saying.

Oh, God! You Devil  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Gary Frantz:
  Wait a minute.  Who are you?  [Tophet turns around, lights a cigar using his thumb]  My God!

Harry O. Tophet:
  Guess again.

Oh, God! You Devil  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Gary Frantz:
  But I thought this was a trial period; that's what you said.

Harry O. Tophet:
  I lied.  [begins exiting]  You want anything, I'm at 666.

Oh, God! You Devil  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Gary Frantz:
  The rainbow disappeared.

God:
  I'm trying to save on energy.

Oh, God! You Devil  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Harry O. Tophet:
  You know, I don't have to do this.  Shelton came to me; I didn't go to him.  Rules are rules.  You're out of it.

God:
  But you lied to him.  You told him it was for trial period.  Is that according to the rules?

Harry O. Tophet:
  Technicalities!

God:
  You don't have clear title to this boy.

Harry O. Tophet:
  Neither do you.

God:
  Looks like we're in a grey area here, doesn't it?

Oh, God! You Devil  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Harry O. Tophet:
  You bluffed.  You had nothing.  Why did I fold!?

God:
  I put the fear of me in you.

Oh, God! You Devil  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Ado Annie:
He called me his Persian kitten!

Carnes:
What'd you call her that for?

Ali:
Ohh - I don't remember...

Ado Annie:
I do! He said I's like a Persian kitten cause they is the cats with the soft round tails!

Oklahoma!  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Woman:
[holding a grocery bag] What are you doing?

Frank:
You tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him home by midnight. [reaches into the grocery bag and takes out cheese balls]

Old School  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Spanish:
Damn, I gonna end up workin' at Red Lobster.

Frat Brother:
You already work at Red Lobster.

Spanish:
Yea, part time... dick.

Old School  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mitch:
I've had a hell of a day and even worse week. And all I want to do is get some fucking sleep.

Beanie:
I...I don't know why you gotta do it...in front of the kid, with the f'in. All you gotta do is say earmuffs to him, [to kid] "earmuffs", and you can say "fuck, shit, bitch"...whatever you want.

Frank:
Cock. Balls.

Beanie:
OK. I'm just proving a point. You don't have to celebrate it, Frank.

Old School  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Frank:
Blue, how come there's no ice in my lemonade?

[throws the lemonade into the pool]

Blue:
Sorry, sir.

Frank:
Drop down and give me ten. Now!

Blue:
[bends down into a push-up position] Yes, sir.

Old School  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Two girls are topless in the pool of KY jelly, waiting to wrestle Blue]

Frank:
Are you sure you're ok with this, Blue?

Blue:
Just ring the fucking bell, you pansy.

Old School  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Man at door:
Hello.

Mitch:
Yeah?

Man at door:
I'm here for the gangbang...

Old School  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Frank:
A little housewarming gift. To new beginnings.

Mitch:
I actually gave this to you for your wedding.

Frank:
This model?

Mitch:
This exact one.

Frank:
I'm sorry, I'm, I'm embarassed.

Mitch:
I hope you like it.

Frank:
I Love it... thank you.

Old School  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Peppers:
She's a beauty, ain't she?

Frank:
Yeah, what kind of gun is this?

Peppers:
It's a tranquilizer gun. If any of these little fuckers decide to freak out on the kids, I get to take them down. Ain't that right? [yanks on the mule's reigns] Oh, what? That's what I thought. Shut up.

[Frank cocks the gun]

Peppers:
Hey, hey. Careful with that. That's the most powerful tranq gun on the market. Got her in Mexico.

Frank:
Cool.

Peppers:
Yeah, it is cool. They say it can puncture the skin of a rhino from...

[Frank shoots himself in the neck with the dart]

Peppers:
YES! That's awesome!

Frank:
What?

Peppers:
You just took one in the jugular, man.

Frank:
What? I did? [feeling his neck]

Peppers:
YES!

Frank:
Oh my god. Is this bad? Is this bad?

Peppers:
You better pull that shit out man. That shit is not cool.

Frank:
Wait. Wait? Pull what out?

Peppers:
You got a fucking dart in your neck man.

Frank:
[laughing] You're... you're crazy man. I like you, but you're crazy.

Old School  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Arless:
How fer off is heaven?

Travis:
Oh, I don't know, in a fer peace, I guess.

Old Yeller  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Tarvis:
What happened?

Mama:
It was so sudden, I don't hardly know.

Old Yeller  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Travis:
Mama, listen. Old Yeller just saved your life and Elizabeth's, too. And he saved mine and Arliss'. We can't. We don't know for certain. I'll pen him up where he can't get out. A-and then we'll wait. We could not shoot up like he was nothing. Don't you understand?

Mama:
Alright, son. If you think there's a chance.

Old Yeller  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Agent Roma is the last Secret Service agent left alive in the White House. He crawls on his hands and knees.]

Agent Roma:
[weakly; into his radio microphone] Olympus has fallen! Olympus has fallen! Olympus has fallen!

[A terrorist prepares to shoot Roma. Roma flips to the supine position and kicks the terrorist behind the knee, causing him to stumble.]

Agent Roma:
FUCK YOU!

[Roma shoots the terrorist though the head with his pistol. Another terrorist unloads his submachine gun into Roma, killing him. At the Command Post, an agent sees that the last active agent is dead.]

Command Post Agent:
[disbelieving] They've taken the White House...

Olympus Has Fallen  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Robert Thorn:
Is she all right?

Father Spiletto:
She is resting.

Robert Thorn:
And the child?

Father Spiletto:
[beat] The child is dead. She doesn't know.

Robert Thorn:
[shaken] It was... everything to her. A child.

Father Spiletto:
Mr. Thorn... your wife, there was damage to the womb. She might not be able to...

Robert Thorn:
She might not be able to what? [pause; staggers back and cries]

Father Spiletto:
You love her very much. Then you must accept God's plan.

The Omen  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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