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Pete Scanlon:
You are full of shit. She is not gonna die. Because she did get the job. The network job you said she wasn't gonna get. Which means you were wrong.

Prophet Jack:
Was I?

Pete Scanlon:
What is that supposed to mean?

Prophet Jack:
If she dies tomorrow, she doesn't get the job. And I was right.

Life or Something Like It  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Pete Scanlon:
Look. I don't want the opportunity to pass me by again. So I should have told you this a long time ago. But I've loved you since the first day I met you.

Lanie Kerrigan:
Define love.

Pete Scanlon:
Lanie. I want to spend the rest of my life with you.

Life or Something Like It  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Original opening]

Grand Councilwoman:
Prepare yourselves. Three months ago, an unauthorized military experiment was uncovered in which a creature was modified at the genetic level. Open it. [tube opens] He is called Experiment 6-2-6. [Stitch snarls at the guards] Thoroughly unpleasant. His recent attack on the peaceful populace of the planet Piston is a mere addition to the nauseating list of mischief and hooliganism that has earned him the prestigious title of Public Nuisance Number One. Experiment 6-2-6, you have given no indication that you are anything but dangerous, but I can give you this one chance. Show us that there is something inside you that is good.

Gantu:
Answer, you piece of garbage!

Stitch:
[clears throat] Meega nala kweesta! ["I wanna destroy!"]

Audience:
[gasps]

Grand Councilwoman:
So naughty!

Stitch:
[laughs hysterically]

Grand Councilwoman:
I herby sentence you to life imprisonment on a maximum security asteroid. Captain Gantu, take him away.

Gantu:
With pleasure!

Lilo & Stitch  Movie Quote

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[Final cut opening]

Grand Councilwoman:
Read the charges.

Gantu:
Dr. Jumba Jookiba, lead scientist of Galaxy Defense Industries, you stand before this council, accused. Of illegal genetic experimentation! [a door opens revealing a spaceship]

Grand Councilwoman:
How do you plead?

Jumba:
Not guilty. My experiments are only theoretical completely within legal boundaries. [as he says this, the spaceship opens]

Grand Councilwoman:
We believe you actually created something.

Jumba:
Created something? Ha! But that would be irresponsible! And unethical! I would never, ever... [Stitch is revealed] make more than one.

Gantu:
What is that monstrosity?

Jumba:
Monstrosity?! What you see before you is the first of a new species. I call him Experiment 6-2-6. He is bullet-proof, fire-proof, and can think faster than supercomputer. He can see in the dark, and move objects three thousand times his size! His only instinct: TO DESTROY EVERYTHING HE TOUCHES! [laughing maniacally]

Grand Councilwoman:
So it is a monster.

Jumba:
[nonchalantly] Hey, just a little one.

Gantu:
It's an affront to nature! It must be destroyed!

Grand Councilwoman:
Calm yourself, Captain Gantu. Perhaps it can be reasoned with. [to Stitch] Experiment 6-2-6, give us some sign you understand any of this. Show us that there is something inside you that is good.

Stitch:
[clears throat] Meega nala kweesta! ["I wanna destroy!"]

Audience:
[gasps]

Grand Councilwoman:
So naughty!

Stitch:
[laughs hysterically]

Jumba:
I didn't teach him that!

Gantu:
Place that idiot scientist under arrest!

Jumba:
I prefer to be called that EVIL GENIUS!

Grand Councilwoman:
And as for that abomination, it is the pure product of a deranged mind. It has no place with us. Captain Gantu, take him away.

Gantu:
With pleasure.

Lilo & Stitch  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Computer:
Hyperdrive activated. System chargin'.

Polit:
He's engaged his H-drive.

Computervoice:
Warning: guidance is not functional.

Gantu:
Pursuit Commander, that crazy trog is about to make a jump!

Commander:
Break formation! Get clear of that ship!

Computervoices:
Navigation failure. You do not engaged hyper--

Lilo & Stitch  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[In Jumba's cell after Stitch has escaped]

Jumba:
[chuckles] He got away?

Grand Councilwoman:
I'm sure this comes as no surprise to you.

Jumba:
I designed this creature for it to be unstoppable.

Grand Councilwoman:
Which is precisely why you must now bring him back.

Jumba:
What, me?

Grand Councilwoman:
And to reward you, we are willing to trade your freedom for his capture.

Jumba:
[sighs] 6-2-6 will not come easily... Maybe direct hit from plasma-cannon might stun him long enough to--

Grand Councilwoman:
[interrupting, exasperated] Plasma-cannon granted. Do we have a bargain, Dr. Jumba?

Jumba:
[grunts and nods]

Pleakley:
B-b-but it's a delicate planet! Who's going to control him?

Grand Councilwoman:
You will. [leaves]

Pleakley:
Very good, your highness. I... I didn’t quite. Uh, you’re not joking.

Jumba:
So, tell me my little one eyed one.

Lilo & Stitch  Movie Quote

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[After Lilo shows up to hula dance class late, soaking wet, Mertle, Elena, Teresa and Yuki slip in the puddles, one by one.]

Moses Puloki:
Stop, stop. Lilo, why are you all wet?

Lilo:
It's sandwich day.

[Puloki looks confused]

Lilo:
[sighs] Every Thursday, I take Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich.

Puloki:
[still confused] Pudge is a fish?

Lilo:
[continues] And today we were out of peanut butter! So I asked my sister what to give him, and she said a tuna sandwich! I can't give Pudge tuna! [Whispers] Do you know what tuna is?

Puloki:
Fish?

Lilo:
It's FISH! If I gave pudge tuna, I'd be an abomination! I'm late because I had to go to the store, and get peanut butter, 'cause all we have is...is... IS STINKIN' TUNA!!!

Puloki:
Lilo, Lilo. Why is this so important?

Lilo:
[seriously] Pudge controls the weather.

[Everyone exchanges surprised looks]

Mertle:
You're crazy.

Puloki:
[Lilo furiously starts jumping on Mertle, angrily punching her in the face and kicking her, then the other girls gather around screaming and Puloki picks up Lilo.] Please! PLEASE! Everybody calm down! [Mertle cries sniffles] Girls... (speaking Hawaiian "It doesn't matter") Shh. Don't cry Mertle. Lilo...

Lilo:
I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I won't do it again!

Puloki:
Maybe we should call your sister.

Lilo:
No! I'll be good! I want to dance. I practiced. I just want to dance. I practiced.

[Pause]

Mertle:
Ooh, she bit me.

Elena, Teresa and Yuki:
Ewwwwwww!

Lilo & Stitch  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Cobra Bubbles:
[reaching down to shake hands with Lilo] Nice to meet you.

Lilo:
[tilting her head as if to read something] Your knuckles say "Cobra." [Cobra Bubbles withdraws his hand, his knuckles crack] "Cobra Bubbles." You don’t look like a social worker.

Cobra Bubbles:
I’m a special classification.

Lilo:
Did you every to kill anyone else who song to be owns?

Cobra Bubbles:
[frowning] We’re getting off the subject. Today let's talk about you. Are you...happy?

Lilo:
[opens her mouth wide to show a fake smile, sounding slightly bored, speaking in response to Nani’s pantomiming behind Cobra] I’m adjusted. I eat four food groups and look both ways when crossing the street. And take long naps... [Nani clenches a fist in a "Doing well" sign] and get disciplined?

[Nani cringes]

Cobra Bubbles:
Disciplined?

[Lilo continues, with Nani silently getting more and more frantic.]

Lilo:
Yeah, she disciplines me real good. Sometimes five times a day. [Nani places her head in her hands in despair] With bricks. [Nani looks up in horror]

Cobra Bubbles:
Bricks?

Lilo:
Uh-huh. In a pillowcase.

Nani:
[clamps her hand over Lilo's mouth] Okay! That's enough sugar for you! [pushes Lilo in the direction out of the room and speaks through her clenched teeth] Why dontcha run along, ya little cutie? [nervously laughs, looking at Cobra Bubbles] The other social workers just thought she was a scream... Thirsty? [walks to the fridge awkwardly]

Cobra Bubbles:
[open refrigerator] Let me illuminate to you the precarious situation in which you have found yourself. [closed refrigerator] I am the one they call when things go wrong. And things have indeed gone wrong.

Lilo:
Hm. [makes her enemies of spoons and furiously puts them in the jar] My friends need to be punished and to has should to go.

Nani:
[turns red in anger]

Cobra Bubbles:
Call me next time you left here alone.

Lilo:
Yep.

Cobra Bubbles:
In case you're wondering, this did not go well. (effortlessly pulls open the previously nailed-up door) You have 3 days to change my mind. [closes the door as Nani glares at Lilo]

Lilo & Stitch  Movie Quote

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Nani:
[Lilo started shrieking and screaming and runs away, Nani went chasing her, and restrains her, but gets licked] Ew! LILO! [boot screeches as she went into the laundry room, open and closes her door, Lilo peeks out of the dryer and onto the blanket, Nani snatches the blanket with Lilo in it, growls and hisses brought back into the living room and grabbed Lilo's wrist] Why didn't you wait at the school?! You were supposed to wait to their! [slams her fist down; Lilo struggles to break free] Lilo! Do you not understand?! Do you want to be taken away?! [short pause] Answer me!

Lilo:
No!

Nani:
No, you don't understand?!

Lilo:
No!

Nani:
"No", WHAT!?!?!?

Lilo:
NOOOOOOOOOO!! [drops to the floor in moans and cat meows]

Nani:
[groans in anger] Why didn't get to talked him? You're such a pain!

Lilo:
So why don't you sell me and buy a rabbit instead?!

Nani:
AT LEAST A RABBIT WOULD BEHAVE BETTER THAN YOU!!

Lilo:
Go ahead! Then you'll be happy! Because it'll be smarter than me, 2!

Nani:
AND QUIETER!

Lilo:
You'll like it, 'cause it's stinky like YOU!! [enters her bedroom and slams the door]

Nani:
[furiously screaming in frustration] GO TO YOUR ROOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!

Lilo:
[opens door, shouting] I'M ALREADY IN MY ROOM!! [slams the door harder in cat meows and Nani angrily stomps into the living room, grabs a pillow off a chair, then she presses her face into it and shrieks with rage, then it cuts to Lilo upstairs, in her room, where she does the same thing and dog barks]

Lilo & Stitch  Movie Quote

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Nani:
Hey, I brought you some pizza. In case you’re hungry.

Lilo:
We’re a broken family, aren’t we.

Nani:
No. Maybe a little.

Lilo & Stitch  Movie Quote

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Lilo:
[trying to push Nani out of her room] Can't you go any faster?!

Nani:
[leaning back] Oh, no! Gravity is increasing on me!

Lilo:
No, it's not!

Nani:
Is too, Lilo. The same thing happened yesterday. [Accidentally falls on top of Lilo]

Lilo:
You rotten sister, your butt is crushing me! Why do you act so WEIRD?! [angrily shuts the door, hitting Nani’s head]

Lilo & Stitch  Movie Quote

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[Nani and Lilo are at an animal shelter looking for a pet dog.]

Nani:
[to shelter worker] We're looking for something that can defend itself... something that won't die, something... sturdy, you know?

Lilo:
Like a lobster!

Nani:
Lilo, you lolo. Do we have a lobster door? No, we have a dog door. We are getting a dog.

[Stitch sneaks out of the shelter, ducked from aiming plasma gun]

Jumba:
Haha! So nice to see your pretty face again!

Stitch:
Jumba?

Lilo & Stitch  Movie Quote

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[Lilo comes back to the lobby with Stitch]

Shelter Worker:
Oh, yes, all our dogs are adoptable... [jumps, startled] EXCEPT THAT ONE!!! [runs and takes Stitch away from Lilo as Nani pulls Lilo away from Stitch]

Nani:
What is that thing?

Shelter Worker:
A dog...I think, but it was dead this morning.

Nani:
It was dead this morning?!

Shelter Worker:
Well, we thought it was dead; it was hit by a truck!

Lilo:
I like him! Come here, boy.

[Stitch forcefully, against the shelter worker's grip, walks himself forward to get to Lilo as she so called him to her, climbing up onto Nani and Lilo's laps]

Nani:
[screams and pushes Stitch away from her and Lilo; she composes herself and asks] Wouldn't you like a different dog?

Shelter Worker:
[a bit breathless] We have better dogs, dear.

Lilo:
Not better than him! He can talk. Say hello.

Stitch:
He... Hel...

Shelter Worker:
Dogs can't talk, dear.

Stitch:
[narrows his eyes and bares his teeth in frustration]

Lilo:
He did.

Nani:
Does it have to be this dog?

Stitch:
[pants a few times before lolling his tongue out, sticking it up his nose and pulling out a big green bogie, eating it, smacking his lips]

Lilo:
Yes. He's good. I can tell.

Shelter Worker:
[filling out paperwork at the front desk] You'll have to think of a name for him.

Lilo:
His name is... Stitch.

Shelter Worker:
That's not a real name. [Nani shakes her head quickly and waves her hand as if saying 'No! Don't say that!'] ...in...Iceland. But here it's a good name. Stitch, it is. And there's a $2.00 license fee.

Lilo:
I want to buy him! [whispers] Can I borrow $2?

Nani:
[with a semi-irritated look, Nani takes the money from the shelter worker and hands it to Lilo. Lilo then taps the money on her shoulder and hands it back to her, handing it to the shelter worker]

Shelter Worker:
[stamps the adoption papers and hands the paper to Lilo with a friendly smile] He's all yours.

Lilo & Stitch  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Lilo:
My friends!

[Mertle and her friends run away from Lilo]

Mertle:
What do you want?

Lilo:
I'm sorry I bit you and pulled your hair and punched you in the face.

Mertle:
Apology not accepted. Now get out of my way before I run you over. [Yelps in terror as Stitch startles her]

Lilo:
I got a new dog. His name is Stitch.

Mertle:
That is the ugliest thing I have ever saw.

Kids:
Yeeeeeah!

Mertle:
Eww! Get it away from me! I'm gonna get a disease! [Stitch takes a bicycle off from Her, then she Starts Crying, Which Lilo Hops On With Stitch] Somebody do something!

Nani:
Lilo, give the bicycle back.

Lilo & Stitch  Movie Quote

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Lilo:
This is a great home. You liked it a lot. See.

Stitch:
[Hissing]

Nani:
Uh, Lilo.

Lilo:
Comfy.

Stitch:
[grabs a pillow and began to rip it which pisses Nani off]

Nani:
[pissed off] HEY! WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU!?!

Lilo:
Be careful of the little angel.

Nani:
He's not an angel, Lilo. I don't even think he's a dog. We just have to take him back.

Lilo:
He's just cranky 'cause it's his bedtime.

Nani:
He's creepy, Lilo. I won't sleep while he's loose in the house.

Lilo:
You'll loose in the house all the time and I'll sleep just fine.

Stitch:
Bootiful ["Cool"] [turns on the blender and accidentally opens it which blasts in his face]

Lilo:
Hey, What are you doing? Stop that, Stitch. [That pisses Nani off even more]

Nani:
[pissed off] Hey. [angrily grabs the blender from Stitch, turns it off and grabs Stitch by the head] Look at him, Lilo. He's obviously mutated from something else. We have to take him back.

Lilo:
He was an orphan, and we adopted him! What about 'ohana?

Lilo & Stitch  Movie Quote

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Captain Gantu:
Little savage! GET OFF MY SHIP! [Gantu's lasers point at Stitch and he falls down]

Lilo:
STITCH!

Lilo & Stitch  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Captain Gantu closes in on Stitch, who is on top of a tanker truck he drove into a volcano]

Captain Gantu:
Abomination.

Stitch:
Stupid-head... [He rips open the tanker, spilling gasoline into the magma; the resulting explosion launches him towards Gantu's ship] Yeehaw! [Crashes through the windshield into the cockpit] Aloha! [Laughs]

Captain Gantu:
[Furiously trying to pound Stitch with his fist] You're vile! You're FOUL! YOU'RE FLAWED!

Stitch:
[Grabs Gantu's hand...] Also cute and FLUFFY! [...and throws him through the windshield onto the wing of Jumba's ship below]

Lilo & Stitch  Movie Quote

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Grand Councilwoman:
You?! You're the cause of all this! If it wasn't for your Experiment 6-2-6, none of this-

Stitch:
[interrupting] Stitch!

Grand Councilwoman:
What?

Stitch:
My name Stitch.

Grand Councilwoman:
Stitch, then. If it wasn't for Stitch- [realizes what just happened, turns back to Stitch]

Stitch:
Does Stitch have to go in the ship?

Grand Councilwoman:
[shocked, hesitant] ...Yes.

Stitch:
Can Stitch say goodbye?

Grand Councilwoman:
Yes.

Stitch:
Thank you. [walks over to Nani and Lilo]

Grand Councilwoman:
[looks at Nani and Lilo] Who are you?

Stitch:
This is my family. I found it all on my own. It's little and broken, but still good. Yeah. Still good.

Lilo & Stitch  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Cobra Bubbles:
[whispering] Lilo. Didn't you find that thing at a shelter?

Lilo:
Hey! Three days ago, I bought Stitch at the shelter. I paid two dollars for him. See this stamp? I own him. If you take him, you're stealing.

Cobra Bubbles:
Aliens are all about rules.

Great Councilwoman:
You look familiar.

Cobra Bubbles:
CIA. Roswell. 1973.

Great Councilwoman:
Ah, yes. You had hair then.

Lilo & Stitch  Movie Quote

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[Stitch grabs Jumba's plasma gun, but Jumba plugs it with a carrot]

Jumba:
You shouldn't play with guns.

Stitch:
[giving it to him] Oh, okay.

Jumba:
Thank you. [hears the gun beeping, realizes it's overloading and throws it back to Stitch] Oh, uh, I just remembered - it's your birthday! Happy birthday!

Stitch:
[throws it to him] Err, Merry Christmas!

Jumba:
[throws it back] It's not Christmas!

Stitch:
[throws it back] Happy Hanukah!

[as Jumba and Stitch play hot potato with the overloading gun, Pleakley grabs Lilo and runs out of the house]

Jumba:
[in background, overlapped by Lilo] It's not Hanukah!

Lilo:
We're leaving Stitch?!

Pleakley:
Trust me, this is not gonna end well!

[back to Jumba and Stitch]

Jumba:
One potato!

Stitch:
Two potato!

Jumba:
Three potato!

Stitch:
Four!

Jumba:
Five potato!

Stitch:
Six potato!

Jumba:
Seven potato, more!

Stitch:
My...

Jumba:
mother...

Stitch:
told...

Jumba:
me...

Stitch:
YOU...

Jumba:
ARE...

Stitch:
It.

Jumba:
HA! I win!

[the gun explodes; destroying Lilo's house]

Lilo & Stitch  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dr. Jumba Jookiba:
During his creation, Stitch was never fully charged. Now his circuits are going haywire.

Agent Pleakley:
That's why he was freaking out.

Dr. Jumba Jookiba:
He can't control it. lf it continues, his circuits will burn themselves out like supernova!

Agent Pleakley:
Can you...Can you fix him?

Dr. Jumba Jookiba:
I must? or my little Stitch will shut down......for good.

Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Stitch:
Leave me alone!

Lilo:
[pointing her finger at Stitch] I'm not touching you.

Stitch:
She's touching me. She's touching me!

Lilo:
I'm not touching you.

Stitch:
AH, YOU'RE TOUCHING ME!!

Lilo:
Not touching.

Stitch:
TOUCHING ME!!!

Lilo:
It's free air.

Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Pvt. Harold Green:
Some of us was in the 2nd Kansas Colored. We fought the rebs at Jenkins' Ferry last April, just after they'd killed every Negro soldier they captured at Poison Springs. So at Jenkins' Ferry, we decided weren't taking no reb prisoners. And we didn't leave a one of 'em alive. The ones of us that didn't die that day, we joined up with the 116th U.S. Colored, sir. From Camp Nelson Kentucky.

Abraham Lincoln:
What's your name, soldier?

Pvt. Harold Green:
Private Harold Green, sir.

Cpl. Ira Clark:
I'm Corporal Ira Clark, sir. Fifth Massachusetts Cavalry. We're waiting over there. We're leaving our horses behind, and shipping out with the 24th Infantry for the assault next week on Wilmington.

Abraham Lincoln:
How long have you been a soldier?

Cpl. Ira Clark:
Two year, sir.

Abraham Lincoln:
Second Kansas Colored Infantry, they fought bravely at Jenkins' Ferry.

Pvt. Harold Green:
That's right, sir.

Cpl. Ira Clark:
They killed a thousand rebel soldiers, sir. They were very brave. And making three dollars less each month than white soldiers.

Pvt. Harold Green:
Us 2nd Kansas boys, whenever we fight now we-

Cpl. Ira Clark:
Another three dollars subtracted from our pay for our uniforms.

Pvt. Harold Green:
That was true, yessir, but that's changed-

Cpl. Ira Clark:
Equal pay now. Still no commissioned Negro officers.

Abraham Lincoln:
I am aware of it, Corporal Clark.

Cpl. Ira Clark:
Yes, sir, that's good you're aware, sir. It's only that-

Pvt. Harold Green:
You think the Wilmington attack is gonna be-

Cpl. Ira Clark:
Now that white people have accustomed themselves to seeing Negro men with guns, fighting on their behalf, and now that they can tolerate Negro soldiers getting the same pay - in a few years perhaps they can abide the idea of Negro lieutenants and captains. In fifty years, maybe a Negro colonel. In a hundred years...the vote.

Abraham Lincoln:
[short pause] What will you do after the war, Corporal Clark?

Cpl. Ira Clark:
Work, sir. Perhaps you'll hire me.

Abraham Lincoln:
Perhaps I will.

Cpl. Ira Clark:
But you should know, sir, that I get sick at the smell of boot-black, and I cannot cut hair.

Abraham Lincoln:
I've yet to find a man who could cut mine so's it'd make any difference.

Pvt. Harold Green:
You've got springy hair for a white man.

Abraham Lincoln:
[chuckling] I do. My last barber hanged himself. [Green laughs] And the one before that. Left me his scissors in his will.

Lincoln  Movie Quote

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Abraham Lincoln:
Well, Mr. Representative Ashley! Tell us the news from the Hill.

James Ashley:
Ah! Well, news...

Abraham Lincoln:
Why for instance is this thus, and what is the reason for this thusness?

William Seward:
James, we want you to bring the anti-slavery amendment to the floor for debate...

James Ashley:
Excuse me? What?

William Seward:
...immediately, and... you are the amendment's manager, are you not?

James Ashley:
I am, of course, but... immediately?

William Seward:
And we're counting on robust radical support, so tell Mr. Stevens we expect him to put his back into it, it's not going to be easy, but we trust...

James Ashley:
It's impossible. No, I am sorry, no, we can't organize anything immediately in the House. I have been canvassing the Democrats since the election, in case any of them softened after they got walloped. But they have stiffened if anything, Mr. Secretary. There aren't nearly enough votes—

Abraham Lincoln:
We're whalers, Mr. Ashley!

James Ashley:
Whalers? As in, uh, whales?

Abraham Lincoln:
We've been chasing this whale for a long time. We've finally placed a harpoon in the monster's back. It's in, James, it's in! We finish the deed now, we can't wait! Or with one flop of his tail, [slaps Ashley's shoulder] he'll smash the boat and send us all to eternity!

William Seward:
On the 31st of this month, of this year, put the amendment up for a vote.

Lincoln  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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