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[Peeper takes out a cell phone and dials; the son, Scottie, answers] Scottie: Hello? Peeper: Hello, Scottie. Say, why don't you be a good little boy and go downstairs and let your mother get comfy, all right? Scottie: Who is this? Peeper: This is a big bird who wants to see the rest of Mommy. Nah ha ha ha ha ha ha! Mrs. Dunleavy: [gasps] Oh my God, Scottie, is that a man up our tree? Peeper: No, no! Tell her it's just a bird! It's just a big bird! [flaps arms] Bawk! Bawk, bawk, bawk! Bawwwwwk! Bawwwwwwwwwk! [With an evil grin, Scottie fires a slingshot at him, striking said Peeper in the head] [Deleted scene only; the weary Peeper lands on the ground] Peeper: Mrs. Dunleavy. Help me! Please... wear a bikini! Mrs. Dunleavy: Pervert. [to Scottie] Come on. Peeper: Oh, how are you doing? [Mrs. Dunleavy and Scottie hold a television out the window and throw it to the Peeper] NOOOOOOOOO! [The TV lands, killing him] – Little Nicky Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Stanley: Aren't you that horny guy pretending to be a big bird, checking out that beautiful mom? Peeper: Yes I am. Stanley: Now, you're going to see what a big, horny bird actually looks like. [Eyes narrow, cruel smile] In Hell! Peeper: [repeatedly as he is chased by a giant bird-man trying to violate him] I deserve this! [later on when said peeper meets Satan] Peeper: [sarcastically] Hello…Mr. Devil…I like your cape. [Satan smiles, waves, then summons said giant bird-man who goes to rape said peeper] I deserve this! – Little Nicky Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Satan: I'm sorry. After careful consideration, I must respectfully decline. Dan Marino: I can't stand retirement. Come on, just let me win one Super Bowl. Satan: In exchange for eternal damnation of your soul? You're too nice of a guy for me to want to do that to you, Mr. Marino. Dan Marino: You did it for Namath. Satan: Yeah, but Joe was coming here anyways. Dan Marino: This sucks! I'll just go to the Super Bowl as an announcer, and I'll win myself an Emmy! Satan: That's the spirit! Nicky: You're a good devil, Dad! Satan: And I also happen to be a Jets fan! Nicky: Heh-heh. – Little Nicky Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Extended version] Grandpa Lucifer: What's with all those fucking "hoo-hoo" noises? Satan: Everything's fine, Pop! Grandpa Lucifer: "Everything's fine"? Who're you bullshitting? The last time you said everything was fine, the Renaissance happened! Satan: Please, Pop! Go back to your room. Grandpa Lucifer: Hey, can I take him with me? [points to Stanley] Heh, I want to have sex with his head. Satan: Sure, Pop, whatever you want. Tit-head, go with my father. Stanley: This is gonna be a whole different lifestyle for me, isn't it? Grandpa Lucifer: Oh, yeah? Maybe I'll just nibble here and there. Who knows, huh? Stanley: Do what you got to do, Your Horniness. Grandpa Lucifer: Okay. You know, Stanley- Satan: Use a condom, Pop. – Little Nicky Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Jimmy: You were gone ten seconds. What happened? Nicky: I got hit by this big light that was attached to a lot of metal! Satan: That's a train, son. Don't stand in front of them. Nicky: Well, I'll have to take a mulligan on this one! Satan: Please, Nicky, get back up there. [his ear falls off] Nicky: All right. Satan: Whoa! Jimmy: I'll get that for you, sir. – Little Nicky Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Beefy: Welcome to Grand Central Station in New York City. My name is Beefy. I'm an old friend of your father's. He asked me to help you out! Nicky: I just want to find my brothers and be on my way. Beefy: It's not going to be easy. Your brothers can possess people, so they probably won't look like themselves. You have to be suspicious of everyone. Nicky: All right, "bro". Well, the jig is up, then! [pulls out flask] Get in the flask. Come on, slide right in. Beefy: It ain't me, moron. Nicky: Sorry, I… Beefy: Now, there's this blind guy outside you might think is possessed, but he's just crazy. Nicky: Okay. – Little Nicky Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Beefy is teaching Nicky how to eat; Nicky takes one piece of Popeyes Chicken, looks at it] Beefy: Put it in your mouth. [Nicky puts it in his mouth] Now, move your teeth up and down. [Nicky chews it with his mouth open] Up and down. Good, numbnuts. Now you've got to swallow it. Tilt your head back, and let the meat slide down your throat hole. [Nicky gags] Easy, don't choke! Nicky: [swallows] Popeyes Chicken is fucking awesome! Beefy: Mm-hmm! Now, eat up, you're gonna need your energy. Nicky: I got energy up the yin-yang! Let's go save Dad! [runs out into street with flask] Adrian! Cassius! [gets hit by bus] Beefy: Oh, boy. – Little Nicky Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Deleted scene; Nicky just saw Mr. Beefy defecate in the street] Nicky: Man, that was intense! And it happens every day? Beefy: Look, it's okay for me to shit in the street, but you got to use a toilet. Nicky: Yeah? Well, just point me in the right direction next time. Beefy: Come on. There's like ten million people in this city and the clock is ticking. Nicky: Well, let's rock and roll, then! – Little Nicky Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Popeyes employee: May I help you? Nicky: Get in the flask! Popeyes employee: What are you talking about, man? Nicky: I'm talking about an eight piece. Let's go. – Little Nicky Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Todd: Aren't you boiling hot in that outfit? Nicky: No. Todd: It's like eighty degrees in this hallway. Where you from, the South? Nicky: Yes. The deep South. Ha ha ha ha! Todd: Why is that funny? Nicky: I don't know. – Little Nicky Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Deleted scene; Nicky attempts to get an NYPD officer into his flask] Nicky: Adrian, is that you? Get in the flask! Beating Cop: Beat it. Nicky: Uh-huh. [Nicky leaves then returns] Cassius, come on. What's going on? Beating Cop: I said, beat it! Nicky: Alright. [Nicky leaves then returns again] That's it. Just so you... [Nicky gets repeatedly beaten by the cop] What the hell's your problem? [Nicky gets beaten up even more] Beefy: This may take a while. – Little Nicky Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Todd: Oh, gross! He just opened his mouth and swallowed that spit! Beefy: Oh, that turn you on there, RuPaul? Heh heh heh! – Little Nicky Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Bishop/Adrian: Yep, the Lord sure did say a lot of hibbity jibbity bibbity swibbity…but, has he ever really done anything for any of us? Has he ever put a Jaguar XJR in my driveway? No. Man #1: I love that car. Bishop/Adrian: Has the Lord given any of my enemies the herpes? Man #2: [laughing] The herpes? Bishop/Adrian: No! Woman: The Lord gave my son the strength to get off drugs! [congregation cheers] Bishop/Adrian: Ma'am, I know your son. And believe me, he was better off on the drugs. At least when he was smoking hashish, he used to make me laugh occasionally. [congregation laughs] Man #3: After we tried for many years, the Lord finally helped my wife conceive a baby. [congregation cheers] Bishop/Adrian: No, no, no. Your best friend, Fitzy, helped your wife conceive a baby. He helped her conceive it all night long! Fitzy: Hey, hey, hey! [congregation boos] Bishop/Adrian: How about you, Mayor? Has the Lord ever done anything for you? Mayor/Cassius: Well, you know, I…I wished I could think of something, but to be honest with you, I can't! I can't think of a damn thing he's ever done for me! Kind of makes you wonder if there even is a Lord. If there even is an ultimate punishment for our so-called "sins!" Why don't we all just have fun and do whatever the hell we want?! Hey, hey! Bishop/Adrian: Let the sin begin! Cassius: [thinking] "Let the sin begin." That was a good one! Adrian: [thinking] This is so much fun! I never want it to end! Cassius: [thinking] Why should it end? Who's going to stop us?! Ha ha ha ha! Bishop/Adrian: Ah ha ha ha ha! – Little Nicky Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Nicky: Your glasses are pretty; they make your eyes look big and sparkly. It's fun looking at them. Valerie: Oh. My dad's an optometrist. Nicky: My dad's in Hell and he's falling apart. – Little Nicky Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Todd: I know this is your living room time, but could I maybe finish watching the Globetrotters out here? It's the craziest game I've ever seen! [one basketball player goes to shoot the ball, but the ref/Cassius blows the whistle] Ref/Cassius: He's walking! Get him a bus! Todd: This is the part I don't get. Announcer: Another terrible call. There's no way that was traveling! Basketball Player: What's up with all the calls? We haven't lost a game in fifty-three years! Ref/Cassius: Guess what, Cornrows? Technical foul! You're out of here! Ha ha ha ha ha! Little Boy: Why is the referee being so mean to the Globetrotters, Daddy? Boy's Father: Hey, I've been watching these guys play since I was your age. Boy's Mother: It's all part of the show, baby! – Little Nicky Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Nicky: [to basketball] I command you not to blow up and go into that metal circle. [throws basketball underhand; at the last second, the ref/Cassius jumps up, catches ball] Ref/Cassius: Nyah! Nicky: Hey! Ref/Cassius: Get that crap out of here! Nicky: I know you're having fun, Cassius, but you've really got to come back to Hell! Cassius: Look around you, Nicky! We're in Hell. The new Hell! Ha ha ha! [Nicky looks over at audience, sees two pregnant women with Fitzy 'raising the roof', also sees three shirtless men with the "SIN" painted on their torsos] Old Lady: [swinging a shirt over her head] Do it! Do it! Do it! Whee-eeee-eeeeeeeeee! Cassius: Ha ha ha! Nicky: I was sent here to take you back, and that's what I'm going to do! Cassius: Don't make me take out the shovel again, Trick! Pete: I think we're about to see a devil showdown! Nicky: You know, Dad got sick when you guys left! Cassius : I'm glad he's dying, because it's my turn now. Nicky: [while spinning the basketball on his finger] You're going to wish you never said that. [Cassius and Nicky start playing basketball] Beefy: Take him to the hole, Nicky! [Todd looks at Beefy] I mean, "Woof, woof!" Cassius: Come on, brother, come on! Oh, come on! Ha ha ha ha! [singsongy] Daddy can't help you! Daddy can't help you! [Nicky jumps in the air, yelling, causing random objects to explode, then makes the basket, shattering the glass] Boy's Father: This show gets better every year! Boy's Mother: Ah ha ha ha ha! Cassius: That was sick! Who taught you that shit? Nicky: Sorry, Cassius…it must be the Super Devil Juice Dad gave me! Cassius: Super Devil Juice?! Give me that, little girl! Nicky: Don't drink out of it, please! [Cassius drinks out of flask, gets sucked inside] Boy's Mother: Now that was some straight-up David Copperfield shit! Cassius: [from inside flask] Damn you, Nicky! There ain't no Super Devil Juice in here! John: Hail, Nicky! Pete: We are forever your slaves! – Little Nicky Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Beefy is having sex with another dog] Beefy: Say "Mr. Beefy!" Say it! Say it! Female dog: "Mr. Beefy." Beefy: Aaaaand…I love you! – Little Nicky Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Chief of Police: This videotape will show what he did after he left the game. Nicky: [on the news videotape which is actually Scarface] Say hello to my little friend! My name is Nicky, and I'm gonna kill all you people for no reason! Nicky: That's not me; that's the cockroach Tony Montana! Chief of Police: It's difficult to watch, I know. Nicky: This is Adrian's work! Beefy: He superimposed your head onto Scarface! Todd: Which is probably De Palma's third best film. – Little Nicky Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Nicky: Good luck with the nipple rubbing. Nipple Guy: I don't need luck. I'm good! Nicky: I-I can see that. Nipple Guy: Ooh! – Little Nicky Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Regis Philbin: So, I was driving to work today. Some bozo in a Cadillac cuts me off. So I followed him. When he got out of his car, I run up behind this guy and I start bashing his brains in with this bat. Did you ever see The Untouchables? I was De Niro! Audience member: What's happened to you, Regis?! – Little Nicky Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Beefy: Your brothers are upsetting the balance between good and evil! Nicky: Well, what can I do about it? Beefy: You can't do jack shit unless you learn your evil powers. Go get a soda out of the fridge. Nicky: But those are my roommate's sodas! Beefy: [mockingly] "But those are my roommate's sodas!" Does that sound like a statement the son of the devil would make!? Nicky: All right, take it easy! Beefy: Nicky, you have the power to change the cola in that can into any other liquid: engine oil, bat's blood, moose piss. You just have to release the evil within! Nicky: Release the evil? Beefy: I'm just saying, there's wickedness in you. I can tell from your snores! Nicky: Really? Beefy: Release your evil! Nicky: Release the evil. Beefy: Come on, you can do it. [Nicky lifts Coke can with his mind] There it is. You got it in you. Todd: What are you doing?! Nicky: Hey! Beefy: Oh! I—[leaps off couch, hops onto fire escape] Todd: All right, I'm going to pretend I didn't see a dog on the couch, because my brain just can't process that right now. But were you about to drink one of my Cokes?! Nicky: No. I was just looking at it. It's beautiful. Todd: [opens can, takes sip] This Coke tastes like Pepsi. Beefy: You changed a Coke into a Pepsi? That was your big transformation?! Nicky: Come on man, give it up a little, I mean, it was pretty good for my first try. Beefy: Do you even care that your brothers are killing your father?! Nicky: Yes, I care! And he is not going to die! [flames appear in Nicky's eyes, then a loud explosion is heard] Beefy: Atta boy. Todd: [walks out of a hallway filled with smoke] I'm freaked out. My television just blew up. Nicky: You're damn right it did! I mean, "Really?" – Little Nicky Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Street vendor: [appears while Nicky is sleeping in Central Park] My man's into deep nocturnal shit. [steals Nicky's flask] Whoo! Mm-hmm, yeah! John: Yo, man, I think that guy just stole his stuff! Pete: Should we wake him up? John: Yeah. You do it. Pete: Rise and shine, Devil Guy! Some dude just stole your shit! Nicky: What?! Where?! [exhales fire; John and Pete stare in amazement] Which way did he go? John: Uh, that way! Nicky: Thanks! Give me back my flask! Pete: Did you check out the dragon mouth?! John: The Dark Prince is here! [they head-butt one another] Street vendor: Check out my stuff, I got a low price! Uh, I got a pepper shaker! I got a silver doodad from Africa! Nicky: [approaches the stand] Hey. Street vendor: See something you like, my man? Nicky: Yes, I would like my flask back! Street vendor: You're calling me a thief, my man? Nicky: I'm calling you the guy who has my flask. Street vendor: How would I have it unless I was, in fact, a thief? Nicky: I don't know. [Deleted scene; a customer arrives] Customer: Ooh. How much for the silver flask there? Street vendor: Ah, my man. Business, business, business. That's a special item selling. The cap alone is one hundred percent pure... plappium. Nicky: "Plappium"? Street vendor: It's valued at over three hundred dollars. Customer: Really? What's it from? Nicky: It was handcrafted in Hell by Satan himself, and its sole purpose is to get the Fireball of Hades burning once again. Customer: I'm gonna keep looking. [Theatrical version resumes] Street vendor: Now, you've done it. You've messed with my business, bitch! Nicky: I would appreciate it if you would keep your voice down! [flames appear in Nicky's eyes] Street vendor: Oh, you're going all crazy eyed on me? I'll show you some crazy eye! [clicks tongue really fast with fists up] Look at this, come on, let's get busy! Valerie: Excuse me, sir? Street vendor: Who? Valerie: Does, um, that flask belong to this man? Street vendor: Now you're going to call me a thief, too?! Damn! Valerie: Okay, look. Today, the guy you ripped off just happened to walk by and bust you, so why don't you just…give him the flask back? Street vendor: What're you going to do if I don't, bite me with your snaggletooth? Valerie: No. But maybe that policeman over there might have something to say. Street vendor: Awwwww, take your dumb-ass canteen, goofy! [turns to Valerie] And you, get your raggedy-ass clothes and find yourself another corner, before I show you what crazy really is! Valerie: Fine, I will! Street vendor: I'm a business man! Blah-blah-blah-blah! Nicky: I'll be seeing you in a few years. [street vendor clicks tongue really fast at Nicky as he leaves] – Little Nicky Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
John: Hey, by the way, Nicky, check this out! [spins Ozzy record backwards, but just makes noise] What's Ozzy trying to say there? Nicky: John, absolutely nothing. The Blizzard always came straight with his messages. But wrap your minds around this, gentlemen. Beefy: Oh no! Heh heh heh! Nicky: Chicago. [plays "Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?"] Todd: I love this song. Chicago album spun backwards: I command you in the name of Lucifer, to spread the blood of the innocent! Pete: Oh, my God! Chicago kicks ass! John: That was awesome! Todd: You know, guys, this cake…tastes a little funny. Pete: Oh, I dumped a fat sack of reefer in the mix. Thought I'd spice up the bash! Beefy: Really?! Nicky: What's reefer? Beefy: About 500 bucks an ounce! Heh heh heh heh! – Little Nicky Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
City Wolf: Oh, I'm terribly sorry, cousin, but this city life is a bit too much for you. I shall have to motor you back to the country. [He drives Country Cousin back to his home in the country] Country Red: Eh, howdy, boys. [City wolf sees Red and goes through the same wild reactions that his country cousin went through; Country Cousin knocks him out with a mallet and puts him back in the car] Country Cousin: Sorry, cousin. This country life is a bit too much for ya. I guess I'll have to drive ya back to the city! – Little Rural Riding Hood Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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