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Max: You mean the low-life, ass-wipe, egg-sucker John Gustafson? Snyder: Have you seen him? Max: The man's crazy. Loco. Always hanging out around those kinky strip bars. You know, the ones where the men take their clothes off. That's of course if he's taken his medication. Snyder: Medication? Max: Yes, without it he could be anywhere. Wandering around talking to the trees. I'm telling you the man's a menace, he's always drinking, starting fights. – Grumpy Old Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Max: Tell me something, Chuck. Do I stink? John: [outside] Yeah. [Chuck is snickering as Max yells at John from the screen door] Max: Not you, smart ass! Didn't ask you. I could smell it from the car, this stink. Is it me? Chuck: Yup! Max: [smells his hat] Damn! – Grumpy Old Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Weatherman: Oh cold enough for you. BRRRRRRRRRR! Max: Oh shut up, fat ass! – Grumpy Old Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[While Max searches for the source of the smell, John moves his car and waits in anticipation. Max finds a decaying harden fish in his van and picks it up.] Max: Gustafson! [John honks his horn and slowly drives away smiling as Max faces the car in anger.] Max: You schmuck! – Grumpy Old Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[John is asleep at 1: 30 in the morning when he heard knocking on the door and his doorbell ringing.] John: [Assuming it's Snyder of the IRS coming back to his home in the middle of the night.] Oh my god, they've come for me. [John attempts to use the same way that he has to avoid Snyder, but he slips and slides off the part of the roof closest to his room. To his surprise, John is face to face with Ariel.] – Grumpy Old Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
John: Let me remind you Einstein that May was no prize. Max: She was to me! John: I was married to the woman, 20 years. She was no prize! Max: She was to me! John: Yeah, well that's why you're a moron! If you ended up with May, you would never had Amy and Amy was a good woman. Max: She was the best. John: She was damn sight more loyal than May ever was. – Grumpy Old Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Korath: Drop it! [Aims his rifle at Quill] Quill: Uh... hey. Korath: [Gives an order to his men in his native language, then speaks to Quill] Drop it now! Quill: [Dropping the orb] Hey, okay. Cool, man. No problem. [The Sakaaran soldiers start to poke him with their Necroblasters] No problem. At all. Korath: [Picks up the orb] How do you know about this? Quill: I don't even know what that is. I'm just a junker, man. Just checkin' stuff out. Korath: You don't look like a junker; you're wearing Ravager garb. Quill: This is just an outfit, man. [Aside, to a Sakaaran soldier] Ninja Turtle, you better stop poking me! Korath: WHAT IS YOUR NAME?! Quill: My name is Peter Quill! Okay? Dude, just chill out! Korath: MOVE! Quill: Why? Korath: Ronan may have questions for you. Quill: [Stalling] Hey, you know what? There's another name you might know me by! ...Star-Lord. Korath: [Confused] Who? Quill: [Disappointed] Star-Lord, man! The legendary outlaw? [Korath simply shrugs] Guys? Korath: MOVE! Quill: Oh, forget this. – Guardians of the Galaxy Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Rocket: If we're gonna get outta here, we gonna need to get into that watch tower, and to do that, I'm gonna need a few things. The guards wear security bands to control their ins and outs. I need one. Gamora: Leave it to me. Rocket: That dude there. I need his prosthetic leg. Quill: His leg? Rocket: Yeah. God knows I don't need the rest of him. Look at him. He's useless. Quill: ... All right. Rocket: And finally, on the wall back there is a black panel. Blinky yellow light. You see it? Quill: Yeah. Rocket: There's a quarnex battery behind it. Purplish box. Green wires. To get into that watch tower, I definitely need it. Gamora: How are we supposed to do that? Rocket: Well, supposedly, these bald bodies find you attractive, so maybe you could work out some sort of trade. Gamora: [Groot starts walking toward the panel] You must be joking. Rocket: No, I really heard they find you attractive. Quill: Look. It's 20 feet up in the air and it's in the middle of the most heavily guarded part of the prison. It's impossible to get up there without being seen. Rocket: I got one plan, and that plan requires this frickin' quarnex battery, so FIGURE IT OUT!!! [Groot removes the panel, which hits a passing inmate on the head and knocks him out] Can I get back to it? Thanks. [Drax spots Groot trying to remove the battery] Now, this is important. Once the battery is removed, everything is gonna slam into emergency mode. Once we have it, we gotta move quickly, so you definitely need to get that last. [Groot removes the battery, setting off the alarms] ... Or we could just get it first and improvise. Gamora: I'll get the armband. Quill: Leg. – Guardians of the Galaxy Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Quill: Yeah, I'll have to agree with the walking thesaurus on that one. Drax: Do not ever call me a thesaurus. Quill: It's just a metaphor, dude. Rocket: His people are completely literal. Metaphors are gonna go over his head. Drax: Nothing goes over my head...! My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it. – Guardians of the Galaxy Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Drax: [To Quill] You! Man who has lain with an A'askvarian! Quill: [Miffed] It was just one time, man. – Guardians of the Galaxy Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Drax: [Points at Rocket] I recognize this animal! We'd roast them over a flame pit as children. Their flesh was quite delicious! Rocket: NOT! HELPING! – Guardians of the Galaxy Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Star-Lord notices Groot, Rocket and Drax fighting in the bar] Quill: Oh, no. [He and Gamora step into the bar as the brawling continues; Gamora pulls Drax off of Groot] Gamora: Stop it! [Rocket aims his rifle at Drax, but before he can fire, Star-Lord steps in to break it up] Quill: Whoa! Whoa! What are you doing?! Drax: This vermin speaks of affairs he knows nothing about! Rocket: That is true! Drax: He has no respect! Rocket: That is also true! Quill: HOLD ON! HOLD ON! Rocket: [Groot rubs his sore jaw, breathing fire] Keep callin' me "vermin", tough guy! You just wanna laugh at me, like everyone else! Quill: Rocket, you're drunk. All right? No one's laughing at you. Rocket: He thinks I'm some stupid thing! He does! [Crying] Well, I didn't ask to get made! I didn't ask to be torn apart and put back together over and over, and turned into some... some little monster! Quill: Rocket, no one's calling you a monster. Rocket: [Points at Drax] He called me "vermin"! She [Gamora] called me "rodent"! Let's see if you can laugh after five or six good shots through your FRICKIN' FACE! [Draws his rifle at Drax] Quill: No, no, no, no! FOUR BILLION UNITS!!! Rocket! Come on, man! Hey, suck it up for one more lousy night and you're rich! [After an uneasy silence] Rocket: [He finally lowers his rifle] Fine. But I can't promise when all this is over, I'm not gonna kill every last one of you jerks. Quill: See?! [turning to Drax and Gamora] That's exactly why none of you have any friends! Five seconds after you meet somebody, you're already trying to kill them! Drax: We have traveled halfway across the quadrant...And Ronan is no closer to being dead. Star-Lord: [Drax turns around and storms off] Drax! Gamora: Let him go. We don't need him. – Guardians of the Galaxy Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[After the Infinity Stone contained in the Orb destroys Tivan's museum] Gamora: How could I think Tivan could contain whatever was within the Orb? Rocket: [Altogether shocked and shaken] WHAT DO YOU STILL HAVE IT FOR!?! Quill: Well, what were we gonna do? Leave it in there?! Rocket: [Ignoring Quill] I can't believe you had that in your purse! Quill: [Defensive] It's not a purse; it's a knapsack! Gamora: We have to take this to the Nova Corps. There's a chance they can contain it. Rocket: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! We're wanted by the Nova Corps!! Just give it to Ronan! Quill: What, so he can destroy the galaxy?! Rocket: What are you? Some saint, all of a sudden? What has the galaxy ever done for you? Why would you wanna to save it?! Quill: Because I'm one of the idiots who lives in it! – Guardians of the Galaxy Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Nebula: You are a disappointment, sister. Out of all our siblings, I hated you least. Gamora: Nebula, please. If Ronan gets this stone, he'll kill us all. Nebula: [Smiles cruelly] Not all of us. You will already be dead. – Guardians of the Galaxy Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[After Quill and Gamora are captured by Yondu] Rocket: [Lands his pod right in front of Groot, who is seen helping Drax after his fight against Ronan, and gets out] Blasted idiot. They're all idiots. Quill just got himself captured! [Yelling at Drax] None of this ever would've happened if you didn't try to singlehandedly take on a FRICKIN' ARMY! Drax: [Ashamed] You're right. I was a fool. All the anger, all the rage... it was just to cover my loss. [Groot lays a comforting hand on Drax's shoulder] Rocket: [After watching them for a moment, Rocket starts mocking Drax] "Aww, boo-hoo-hoo. My wife and child are dead." [Groot gasps at Rocket's mockery] Oh, I don't care if it's mean. Everybody's got dead people! It's no excuse to get everybody else dead along the way! Come on, Groot. Ronan has the Stone. The only chance we got is to get to the other side of the universe as fast as we can and maybe, just maybe, we'll be able to live full lives before that whackjob ever gets there. Groot: [Groot rises to his feet in defiance] I am Groot! Rocket: Save them? How?! Groot: I am Groot. Rocket: I know they're the only friends that we ever had! But there's an army of Ravagers around them, and there's only two of us! Drax: [Rises and stands next to Groot] ... Three. [Rocket grunts to himself in frustration, and turns to soon kick the ground with his feet] Rocket: YOU'RE MAKIN'. ME. BEAT. UP. GRASS!!! – Guardians of the Galaxy Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Ronan: Bring you the orb, and you will destroy Xandar for me. However, now that I know it contains an Infinity Stone, I wonder what use I have for you. Thanos: BOY! I would reconsider your current course! [Ronan opens up the orb and looks at the Power Stone inside] Korath: Master, you cannot!! Thanos is the most powerful being in the universe! Ronan: Not anymore. [He embeds the Infinity Stone in his warhammer and wields its power into his body] YOU CALL ME "BOY"?! I will unfurl one thousand years of Kree justice on Xandar AND BURN IT TO ITS CORE!!! Then, Thanos... I'm coming for you! [He ends his call to Thanos] Nebula: After Xandar, you're going to kill my father? Ronan: You dare to oppose me? Nebula: You see what he has turned me into. You kill him, and I will help you destroy a thousand planets. – Guardians of the Galaxy Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Yondu: When I picked you up as a kid, these boys wanted to eat you! They ain't never tasted Terran before! I saved your life! Quill: Oh, will you shut up about that?! God! Twenty years you've been throwing that in my face! Like it's some great thing, "not eating me"! Normal people don't even THINK about eating someone else! Much less, that person having to be grateful for it! – Guardians of the Galaxy Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Drax, Groot and Rocket track down the Ravagers who took Quill and Gamora] Rocket: Attention, idiots! The lunatic on the top of this craft is holding a Hadron Enforcer. It's a weapon of my own design. Yondu: What the hell? Rocket: If you don't hand over our companions now, he's gonna tear your ship a new one. A very big new one. Yondu: I ain't buyin' it. Rocket: I am giving you to the count of five. [Quill and Gamora start to panic] Five, four, three-- Quill: No, wait! Hold on! Rocket, it's me! For God's sake! We figured it out! We're fine! [Pause] Rocket: [Nonchalantly] Oh, hey, Quill. What's going on? – Guardians of the Galaxy Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Rocket: You call that 'figured it out'?! We're gonna rob the guys who just beat us senseless?! Quill: Oh, you wanna talk about 'senseless'? How about trying to save us by blowing us up? Rocket: We were only gonna blow you up if they didn't turn you over. Quill: And how on Earth were they gonna turn us over when you only gave 'em a count of five?! Rocket: Well, we didn't have time to work out the minutiae of the plan. [At Groot] This is what we get for acting altruistically! Groot: I am Groot. Rocket: They are ungrateful! – Guardians of the Galaxy Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Denarian Saal: Peter Quill, this is Denarian Saal of the Nova Corps. For the record, I advised them against trusting you here. Quill: [To Gamora] They got my dick message. Saal: Prove me wrong! – Guardians of the Galaxy Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Inside Ronan's ship, the Dark Aster] Drax: I can barely see. [Groot releases a cloud of firefly-like spores, illuminating the hallway] Drax: [Awed] When did you learn to do that? Quill: Pretty sure the answer is "I am Groot." [Groot smiles and nods] – Guardians of the Galaxy Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Drax: I just wanted to tell you how grateful I am that you've accepted me despite my blunders. It is pleasing to once again have friends. You, Quill, are my friend. Quill: Thanks. Drax: This dumb tree, he is my friend. [Groot grunts] Drax: And this green whore, she too is my-- Gamora: OH, YOU MUST STOP! [Nebula ambushes the team, bent on killing Gamora] Nebula: GAMORA! You've always been weak! You stupid, traitorous-- [Drax hits her point-blank with a shot from a bazooka] Drax: Nobody talks to my friends like that. – Guardians of the Galaxy Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Korath: Star-Lord! Quill: Finally! – Guardians of the Galaxy Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Groot intends to sacrifice himself to protect the others] Rocket: No, Groot! You can't. You'll die. [Starts crying] Why are you doing this?! Why? [Groot wipes away Rocket's tears] Groot: We....are....Groot. – Guardians of the Galaxy Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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