DJ #1:
Okay, campers, rise and shine and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cold out there today!
DJ #2:
It's cold out there every day! What is this, Miami Beach?
D.J. #1:
Not hardly. And you know, you can expect hazardous travel later today with that, you know, that, uh, that blizzard thing.
D.J. #2:
That blizzard - thing. That blizzard - thing. Oh, well, here's the report! The National Weather Service is calling for a "big blizzard thing!"
D.J. #1:
Yessss, they are. But you know, there's another reason why today is especially exciting.
D.J. #2:
Especially cold!
D.J. #1:
Especially cold, okay, but the big question on everybody's lips...
D.J. #2:
On their chapped lips...
D.J. #1:
On their chapped lips, right: Do ya think Phil is gonna come out and see his shadow?
D.J. #2:
Punxsutawney Phil!
D.J. #1:
That's right, woodchuck-chuckers - it's...
D.J. #1, D.J. #2:
[in unison] GROUNDHOG DAY!