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[Hilary meets Lara outside the shower with heels and a sun dress]

Lara Croft:
Oh... very funny.

Hilary:
I'm only trying to turn you into a lady.

Lara Croft:
Mm... [walks past him and drops the towel she was wearing]

Hilary:
[sighs] And a lady should be modest.

Lara Croft:
Yes, a lady should be modest.

Lara Croft: Tomb Raider  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Illuminati Headmaster:
Brothers and sisters, today is the 15th of May. The first day of the planetary alignment, and we are still no nearer to discovering the location of the key. It seems... we are running out of time. This is not acceptable. Mr Powell, your explanation for this, please.

Manfred Powell:
I have no explanation. Certainly no excuses. Except to respectfully remind the council that we are working from clues based on ancient cosmological models... predating Aristotle. But I'm happy to announce that we're almost ready. And I am supremely confident that we will have our answer in time for the relevant planetary alignment.

Illuminati Headmaster:
So, we will have possession of the key in...one week.

Manfred Powell:
Yes, indeed. One week.

Illuminati Headmaster:
This is good news, Mr. Powell. But remember: We have only a single opportunity to retrieve the two halves of the Triangle. And if we fail, we must wait 5,000 years.

Manfred Powell:
Well I don't know about you, but that's more time than I'm prepared to commit to this enterprise.

Illuminati Headmaster:
We shall be ready.

Manfred Powell:
Trust me.

Mr. Pimms:
[he and Powell leave] We're not, uh, we're not ready, are we?

Manfred Powell:
No.

Lara Croft: Tomb Raider  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Lara Croft:
[knocks on door] Bryce!

Bryce:
Hello, fellas. How's business?

Lara Croft:
Bryce!

Bryce:
Okay, okay, I'm comin, I'm comin'. [opens the door to see Lara]

Lara Croft:
We have 83 rooms. Can't you live in the house?

Bryce:
Well, I'm a free spirit, me.

Lara Croft:
Right.

Bryce:
[sniffs] What's that smell?

Lara Croft:
5:00 A.M. Let's go.

Bryce:
This had better be good. [next scene] [tired yawn] It's a clock.

Lara Croft:
I found it last night. It was ticking.

Bryce:
Must be one of those ticking clocks, eh?

Lara Croft:
It was hidden in a secret room.

Bryce:
Ooh!

Lara Croft:
Bryce, don't start.

Bryce:
Well, Lara, it's a clock. It ticks, it tells the time. It's wrong.

Lara Croft:
It started ticking... last night, during the first stage of the alignment.

Bryce:
Well, gonna need some coffee. [next scene] Okay, in we go. It looks pretty ordinary to me.

Lara Croft:
Keep looking.

Hilary:
Your coffee. Decaf double latte with non-fat milk.

[Lara rolls her eyes]

Bryce:
Oh, champion. Steaming sump oil.

Lara Croft:
[sees something] Wait, what did you do?

Bryce:
I don't know. What did I do?

Lara Croft:
Where is that?

Bryce:
Don't know. I just took my hand off the fibre optics.

Hilary:
What is that?

Bryce:
Ugh! Bugger!

Lara Croft:
Bugger.

Bryce:
Screw thirteen to quadrant four. Screw fourteen to quadrant three.

Hilary:
Oh, please.

Bryce:
It's my map, so I know where they all came from.

Lara Croft:
It's camouflage. [smashes clock revealing what was hidden]

Bryce:
Okay. "Hidden within." What is that?

Lara Croft:
The All-Seeing Eye.

Lara Croft: Tomb Raider  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Alex West:
Lara Croft, I don't believe it. till pretending to be a photojournalist? Y'know, I think it's really cool that you still have a day job... even though it's obviously just for show.

Lara Croft:
[smiles] So, Alex. Are you still pretending to be an archaeologist?

Alex West:
Lara, do we always have to fight like this? I mean, maybe we don't.

Lara Croft:
Hmm. Maybe we do.

Alex West:
Why?

Lara Croft:
You stole my prayer wheels.

Alex West:
Stole? Stole? You know, that's funny. It's not like you ever really owned them or anything.

Lara Croft:
Oh, look, I think your clients need you. Go on, you're wanted on the floor. After all, as you once said, so memorably, "It's all just a business". So go, go do business. Go.

Lara Croft: Tomb Raider  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Bryce:
[sarcastically] "My ignorance amuses me." [scoffs] "My ignorance amuses me"?

Lara Croft:
Yes, well, I've always found your ignorance quite amusing. Powell, however, is not ignorant.

Bryce:
No?

Lara Croft:
No. He's a liar.

Lara Croft: Tomb Raider  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Manfred Powell:
So, any sign of Lady Croft?

Alex West:
Not yet. Lara is overrated. She is good, don't get me wrong, but she's in it for the glory, whereas I'm in it for the money.

Manfred Powell:
Fortunately. Into the belly of the beast.

Alex West:
And out of the demon's ass.

Lara Croft: Tomb Raider  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Lara Croft:
[confronting a naked Alex West] Hello, Alex.

Alex West:
[sighs] I suppose you think I'm a greedy, unscrupulous sellout who'll do just about anything for money?

Lara Croft:
Yes, that's right.

Alex West:
[shrugs] Well, the money bit's true I guess.

Lara Croft:
[steps right up to him] Is it, Alex? If you cross me, we may not be able to remain friends. [looks him up and down and quirks an eyebrow] Hmm. Always a pleasure.

Alex West:
[as she leaves] Now for a cold shower.

Lara Croft: Tomb Raider  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[last lines]

Hillary:
[hums but stops and sees Lara in dress and hat and drops tray; shocked] Oh, my God!

Lara:
[to a speechless Hillary] Quiet. [walks to Lord Richard Croft's tombstone with epitaph saying "Lord Richard Croft: Missing in the field May 15, 1985. Lost but never forgotten." She walks back into the manor to see Hillary and Bryce; Hillary holds up a tray with cloth] What? [Bryce takes photo of Lara, and she sees Simon ready for battle] [smirks] Hmm. [Hillary pulls off cloth to reveal her dual pistols. Lara takes off her hat, grabs her pistols and aims at Simon as the movie freeze-frames, and the credits roll.]

Lara Croft: Tomb Raider  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Terry Sheridan:
Now does that make me Faust or the Devil?

Lara Croft:
Well you can pick one, because MI6 is also arranging for a new identity.

Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Deciding who should jump off a building first]

Terry Sheridan:
Right, you go first.

'Lara Croft:
No, you go first.

[Thugs shoot at them]

Both:
I'll go first.

Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Terry Sheridan:
You're a hard act to follow, Croft. You know why you and I get along so well?

Lara Croft:
[Laughs] No.

Terry Sheridan:
We are two of a kind, me and you.

Lara Croft:
''[Laughs harder] We are nothing alike.

Terry Sheridan:
I don't think we're alike, but I do think we're a pair. Opposite sides of the same coin.

Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Bryce and Hillary are getting made over by tribes people]

Lara Croft:
[smiling] This is... very touching.

Bryce:
You know us, always making friends... having a laugh.

Lara Croft:
Getting married.

Bryce:
What?

Kosa:
This is a wedding ceremony and you are the grooms.

Lara Croft:
Good luck, boys.

Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[At school, Danny Madigan is daydreaming of Arnold Schwarzenegger as Hamlet; he is confronting Claudius about the death of his father]

Hamlet:
[lights a cigar] Hey, Claudius....you killed my father. [picks Claudius up] Big mistake.

[He hurls him, screaming, through a window]

Narrator:
Something is rotten in the state of Denmark! And, Hamlet is taking out the trash!

[Hamlet is shown killing people with skulls and swords]

Old Man:
Stay thy hand, fair prince!

Hamlet:
Who said I'm fair? [produces a submachine gun and shoots him, plus several other soldiers]

Narrator:
No one is going to tell this sweet prince goodnight!

Hamlet:
To be, or not to be. [lights a cigar] Not to be.

[An explosion occurs behind him]

Last Action Hero  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Tough Asian Man:
May I help you?

Jack:
Yes. Could I speak to the drug dealer of the house, please?

Tough Asian Man:
I beg your pardon?

Jack:
It's a beautiful day and we're out killing drug dealers. Are there any in the house?

[The Tough Asian Man closes the house door]

Last Action Hero  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Danny:
Wait. Where are you going?

Jack:
I'll be back. Ha! You didn't know I was gonna say that, did you?

Danny:
That's what you always say.

Jack:
I do.

Danny:
Everybody keeps waiting for you to work it in. It's kinda like...your calling card.

Last Action Hero  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Benedict:
I understand you are interested in drug dealers.

Jack:
Yes.

Danny:
[whispering] Jack, that's him, the henchman with the glass eye.

Jack:
Sir, are you a henchman?

Benedict:
No, I only go as far as lackey. Anything else?

Jack:
Yeah, take off your sunglasses.

Benedict:
Who's asking?

Jack:
[shows police badge] The Tin Man.

Benedict:
Well, Tin Man, suppose you hit the bricks.

Jack:
Nah, they're the wrong color.

Benedict:
Are they? Oh dear, by all means let's change them. Would arterial red suit you? [motions behind them, they turn to see guard dogs] Make no mistake, they are exceptionally well-trained. [snaps fingers, the dogs form in a pyramid] I snap my fingers again and sometime tomorrow, you emerge from several canine recta. Or you and Toto can go back to the land of Oz. Questions?

Jack:
Yeah... two of them. [casually lights cigar] Why am I wasting my time on a dimestore putz like you, when I could be doing something more dangerous... like rearranging my sock drawers? And two - how exactly are you going to snap your fingers, after I rip off both of your thumbs?

[Benedict's guard dogs whimper]

Benedict:
[pausing before revealing smiley-face glass eye] Have a nice day.

Last Action Hero  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Benedict has drawn his revolver on his own boss after Slater thwarts his plans again]

Vivaldi:
What is this, Benedict? First you're my friend, now you turn a... [makes twirling motion with finger] 360 on me?!

Benedict:
180, you stupid spaghetti-slurping cretin! 180! If I did a 360, I'd go completely around and end up back where I started.

Vivaldi:
[confused] ...What?

Benedict:
Trust me. [shoots Vivaldi]

Last Action Hero  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Ripper:
Hey, Jack. What kept you?

Jack:
Are you alright, Danny?

Danny:
Yes, sir.

Ripper:
You know, I tried to change, Jack. I really tried to do what he told me. But I kept hearing that old music. That's how I knew you'd come, Jack. Now lose the piece.

Jack:
[throws gun away] There, now it's between you and me. Let the boy go.

Ripper:
Now we've played this number before haven't we, Jack? Let's see, what comes next.... You throw the gun away. Right, we did that part... [lays down axe] Then, you tell me to let the kid go... Ah, I'm getting bored, why don't we just skip to the end? [tosses Danny off the building]

Last Action Hero  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Preissen:
The prisoner Bartlett is discharged into your custody, Colonel von Luger.

Herr Kuhn:
I suggest the prisoner Bartlett to be kept under the strictest security confinement permanently.

Oberst Von Luger:
Make a note of Herr Kuhn's suggestion.

Hauptmann Posen:
Jawohl, Herr Oberst.

Herr Kuhn:
We have reason to believe this prisoner is the mastermind behind numerous criminal escape attempts.

Oberst Von Luger:
[sarcastically] Squadron Leader Bartlett has been three months in your care. And the Gestapo has only "reason to believe"?

SS-Hauptsturmführer:
If he once more falls into our hands, he will not be so lucky.

Oberst Von Luger:
Air force officer prisoners are the responsibility of the Luftwaffe – not the SS! Or, the Gestapo.

Preissen:
[Condescendingly] At present, yes, Herr Oberst. That is why they're turned, for the moment, over to your care.

Herr Kuhn:
Of course, if the Luftwaffe is not up to the task, the prisoners will find themselves totally in our charge. We, regretfully, are not so professionally understanding. [Kuhn, Preissen, and the Hauptsturmführer start to leave, but Kuhn stops and looks closely at Bartlett.] Squadron Leader Bartlett: if you escape again and be caught, you will be shot.

The Great Escape  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Hauptfeldwebel Strachwitz:
What are you doing over here by the wire?

Hilts:
Well, like I told Max here, I was trying to get my...

German Soldier:
Achtung!

[Von Luger enters]

Von Luger:
What were you doing by the wire?

Hilts:
Well, like I told Max... I was trying to cut my way through your wire because I want to get out.

Von Luger:
Suche ihn.

Hilts:
Bitte.

[Before Strachwitz can search him, Hilts produces his wire-cutters and hands them over to Von Luger]

Von Luger:
You speak German?

Hilts:
Jawohl, Herr Oberst.

Von Luger:
Wire cutters?

Hilts:
Jawohl, Herr Oberst.

Von Luger:
I have had the pleasure of knowing quite a few British officers in this war. And I flatter myself that we understand one another. [In the gathered crowd of prisoners nearby, Flying Officer Ives blows a raspberry, visibly irritating Strachwitz and Von Luger.] You are the first American officer I have met. Hilts, isn't it?

Hilts:
Captain Hilts, actually.

Von Luger:
Seventeen escape attempts.

Hilts:
Eighteen, sir.

Von Luger:
A tunnel man, engineer.

Hilts:
Flier.

Von Luger:
I suppose what's called in the American Army, "A hotshot pilot." Unfortunately, you were shot down anyway. So we are both grounded for the duration of the war.

Hilts:
You speak for yourself, Colonel.

Von Luger:
You have other plans?

Hilts:
I haven't seen Berlin yet. From the ground, or from the air. And I plan on doing both before the war's over.

Von Luger:
Are all American officers so ill-mannered?

Hilts:
Yeah, about 99 percent.

Von Luger:
Then perhaps while you are with us you will have a chance to learn some. Ten days isolation, Hilts.

Hilts:
Captain Hilts.

Von Luger:
Twenty days.

Hilts:
Right. Oh, uh, you'll still be here when I get out?

Von Luger:
[visibly annoyed] Cooler!

The Great Escape  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dawson:
Now, wait just a moment. How the deuce did you know that I was a doctor?

Basil:
[grabs his pistol from Dawson and picks up one of bullets] A surgeon, to be exact. Just returned from military duty in Afghanistan. [blows a dust off the bullet and places it in his pistol, then closes it and looks at Dawson] Am I right?

Dawson:
Why, ha-ha, yes. [yanks his left jacket lapel to declare his name] Major David Q. Dawson. But how could you possibly--?

Basil:
Quite simple, really. [picks up Dawson's left arm to eye a stitch on his coat sleeve cuff] You've sewn your torn cuff together with a Lambert stitch, which, of course.... [puts his right arm around Dawson] ....only a surgeon uses. [then taps Dawson's right cheek gently until rushes to a couch and stacks a few colorful round pillows] And the thread is a unique form of cat-gut, easily distinguished by its peculiar.... [whispers to Olivia] ....pungency, found only in the Afghan provinces. [gets his pistol ready to be shot to the pillows]

Dawson:
Amazing!

Basil:
Actually, it's elementary, my dear Dawson.

The Great Mouse Detective  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Basil:
[enraged] Ratigan, so help me.... [screams bloody murder] ....I'LL SEE YOU BEHIND BARS YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ratigan:
[also enraged] You fool! Isn't it clear to you that the superior mind has triumphed?! I'VE WON!! [He, Fidget, and the rest of their posse start laughing at Basil. Basil steels himself against the jeering and pointing, but after a few moments, he slumps, defeated and broken-hearted, and hangs his head as the cruel laughter continues and Ratigan points at him] Ooh, I love it, I love it, I love it!

The Great Mouse Detective  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Chet getting pulled behind the boat on water-skies]

Chet:
You bastard, you bastard!

Roman:
I think he's saying go faster.

The Great Outdoors  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Kate:
Ahh!

[Kate and Roman run out of their bedroom]

Roman:
What?

Kate:
It touched me!

Roman:
It's been touching you for 12 years. You never freak!

Kate:
Not you!

[Kate hits Roman on the arm]

Kate:
A thing.

Roman:
What thing?

Chet:
[comes out of his bedroom, along with the rest of the family, and turns on the lights] What's going on?

Kate:
That thing!

[points to a bat]

Roman:
Oh, it's just a little sparrow.

Kate:
Come on, Roman. It's got ears!

[everyone screams and runs out of the cabin]

The Great Outdoors  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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