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[Debi's dad learns there's a contract on his life.] Mr. Newberry: Design division wants me dead over a leaky sun-roof? You want to kill me because of that? Martin Blank: It's not ME! Why does everybody think it's personal? – Grosse Pointe Blank Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[John and Max cleaning the snow off their cars.] John: Did you hear about Eddie Hicks? Max: Hypothermia's a bitch. It ain't quick like a stroke. John: A stroke's no damn good; you could end up a vegetable! Give me a cardiac any day. Max: You know what Jacob said. Jacob said that old Billy Henchel was killed in a car crash. Head on collision with a freight truck. Cleared his car straight over the bridge into the Mississippi. John: Lucky bastard. Max: You bet. John: Hey, how is he anyway? Max: He's dead! Died on impact! John: Jacob, moron. Jacob! Max: Oh he's fine. Real busy, but he promised to come home for Thanksgiving. John: Is he running for mayor? Max: Make a damn fine mayor too. John: It's a good thing he's, his mother's son. If he looked anything like you, he'd never get on the ballot. Max: [Insulted] Eat my shorts! – Grumpy Old Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
John tells his father that Ariel moved in. John: Did you hear, someone moved into the old Klickner place? A woman. Grandpa: A woman? John: Yeah. Grandpa: Did you mount her? John: Ohhh, Dad! Grandpa: Well the woman, does she have big thighs? John: No! Grandpa: No?! Then what's the problem? If I was a young fella like you, I'd be mounting every woman in Wabasha. (Grabs the six pack of beer out of his son's hands). Keep the change! – Grumpy Old Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[After being able to dodge Snyder, John slips a little bit on the snow as Max comes outside his house.] Max: Morning, dickhead. John: Hello, moron. – Grumpy Old Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Max: Hey dickhead, win the lottery? John: Enjoy your shower, smartass? – Grumpy Old Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
John and Max asking Chuck about his visit to Ariel. Max: Your old pal failed you, huh Chuck? John: Ohhhh, couldn't rise to the occasion? Max: Yes, the spirit was willing... John: Yeah, but the flesh was, uh.... Max: Weak! Weak! – Grumpy Old Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
John is worried about having safe sex. John (to Ariel, who just locked his door): I thought you said... Ariel: I said it's time for bed. John: Hold on, I'm...I'm not prepared. See, these days, they say you have to do...safe sex. Ariel: John, when was the last time you made love? John: October 4th....1978. Ariel: Oh, I think we're safe..... – Grumpy Old Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Snyder and Max Goldman while John is in the hospital. Max has just used his tools and wood to barricade the doors shut.] Max: Dirty rat, I'll show him, picking on people. Snyder: Beautiful day, Mr. Goldman. Max: Hey, Snyder! Why don't you do the world a favor and take your lower lip and pull it over your head and swallow?" (Laughs) – Grumpy Old Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[While Snyder is busy, Max secretly puts a fish in his car. Soon two men from a moving truck under Snyder's orders to repossess John's house and items, finds the house barricaded.] Man 1: We got a problem, sir. Looks like someone barricaded the door. Snyder: (on the phone) Wait a minute. (faces the men) What?! [He grabs a hammer to try and remove the plywoods used to barricade John's door with.] Snyder: This isn't gonna stop me, Mr. Goldman. – Grumpy Old Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Max: You mean the low-life, ass-wipe, egg-sucker John Gustafson? Snyder: Have you seen him? Max: The man's crazy. Loco. Always hanging out around those kinky strip bars. You know, the ones where the men take their clothes off. That's of course if he's taken his medication. Snyder: Medication? Max: Yes, without it he could be anywhere. Wandering around talking to the trees. I'm telling you the man's a menace, he's always drinking, starting fights. – Grumpy Old Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Max: Tell me something, Chuck. Do I stink? John: [outside] Yeah. [Chuck is snickering as Max yells at John from the screen door] Max: Not you, smart ass! Didn't ask you. I could smell it from the car, this stink. Is it me? Chuck: Yup! Max: [smells his hat] Damn! – Grumpy Old Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Weatherman: Oh cold enough for you. BRRRRRRRRRR! Max: Oh shut up, fat ass! – Grumpy Old Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[While Max searches for the source of the smell, John moves his car and waits in anticipation. Max finds a decaying harden fish in his van and picks it up.] Max: Gustafson! [John honks his horn and slowly drives away smiling as Max faces the car in anger.] Max: You schmuck! – Grumpy Old Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[John is asleep at 1: 30 in the morning when he heard knocking on the door and his doorbell ringing.] John: [Assuming it's Snyder of the IRS coming back to his home in the middle of the night.] Oh my god, they've come for me. [John attempts to use the same way that he has to avoid Snyder, but he slips and slides off the part of the roof closest to his room. To his surprise, John is face to face with Ariel.] – Grumpy Old Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
John: Let me remind you Einstein that May was no prize. Max: She was to me! John: I was married to the woman, 20 years. She was no prize! Max: She was to me! John: Yeah, well that's why you're a moron! If you ended up with May, you would never had Amy and Amy was a good woman. Max: She was the best. John: She was damn sight more loyal than May ever was. – Grumpy Old Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Korath: Drop it! [Aims his rifle at Quill] Quill: Uh... hey. Korath: [Gives an order to his men in his native language, then speaks to Quill] Drop it now! Quill: [Dropping the orb] Hey, okay. Cool, man. No problem. [The Sakaaran soldiers start to poke him with their Necroblasters] No problem. At all. Korath: [Picks up the orb] How do you know about this? Quill: I don't even know what that is. I'm just a junker, man. Just checkin' stuff out. Korath: You don't look like a junker; you're wearing Ravager garb. Quill: This is just an outfit, man. [Aside, to a Sakaaran soldier] Ninja Turtle, you better stop poking me! Korath: WHAT IS YOUR NAME?! Quill: My name is Peter Quill! Okay? Dude, just chill out! Korath: MOVE! Quill: Why? Korath: Ronan may have questions for you. Quill: [Stalling] Hey, you know what? There's another name you might know me by! ...Star-Lord. Korath: [Confused] Who? Quill: [Disappointed] Star-Lord, man! The legendary outlaw? [Korath simply shrugs] Guys? Korath: MOVE! Quill: Oh, forget this. – Guardians of the Galaxy Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Rocket: If we're gonna get outta here, we gonna need to get into that watch tower, and to do that, I'm gonna need a few things. The guards wear security bands to control their ins and outs. I need one. Gamora: Leave it to me. Rocket: That dude there. I need his prosthetic leg. Quill: His leg? Rocket: Yeah. God knows I don't need the rest of him. Look at him. He's useless. Quill: ... All right. Rocket: And finally, on the wall back there is a black panel. Blinky yellow light. You see it? Quill: Yeah. Rocket: There's a quarnex battery behind it. Purplish box. Green wires. To get into that watch tower, I definitely need it. Gamora: How are we supposed to do that? Rocket: Well, supposedly, these bald bodies find you attractive, so maybe you could work out some sort of trade. Gamora: [Groot starts walking toward the panel] You must be joking. Rocket: No, I really heard they find you attractive. Quill: Look. It's 20 feet up in the air and it's in the middle of the most heavily guarded part of the prison. It's impossible to get up there without being seen. Rocket: I got one plan, and that plan requires this frickin' quarnex battery, so FIGURE IT OUT!!! [Groot removes the panel, which hits a passing inmate on the head and knocks him out] Can I get back to it? Thanks. [Drax spots Groot trying to remove the battery] Now, this is important. Once the battery is removed, everything is gonna slam into emergency mode. Once we have it, we gotta move quickly, so you definitely need to get that last. [Groot removes the battery, setting off the alarms] ... Or we could just get it first and improvise. Gamora: I'll get the armband. Quill: Leg. – Guardians of the Galaxy Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Quill: Yeah, I'll have to agree with the walking thesaurus on that one. Drax: Do not ever call me a thesaurus. Quill: It's just a metaphor, dude. Rocket: His people are completely literal. Metaphors are gonna go over his head. Drax: Nothing goes over my head...! My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it. – Guardians of the Galaxy Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Drax: [To Quill] You! Man who has lain with an A'askvarian! Quill: [Miffed] It was just one time, man. – Guardians of the Galaxy Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Drax: [Points at Rocket] I recognize this animal! We'd roast them over a flame pit as children. Their flesh was quite delicious! Rocket: NOT! HELPING! – Guardians of the Galaxy Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Star-Lord notices Groot, Rocket and Drax fighting in the bar] Quill: Oh, no. [He and Gamora step into the bar as the brawling continues; Gamora pulls Drax off of Groot] Gamora: Stop it! [Rocket aims his rifle at Drax, but before he can fire, Star-Lord steps in to break it up] Quill: Whoa! Whoa! What are you doing?! Drax: This vermin speaks of affairs he knows nothing about! Rocket: That is true! Drax: He has no respect! Rocket: That is also true! Quill: HOLD ON! HOLD ON! Rocket: [Groot rubs his sore jaw, breathing fire] Keep callin' me "vermin", tough guy! You just wanna laugh at me, like everyone else! Quill: Rocket, you're drunk. All right? No one's laughing at you. Rocket: He thinks I'm some stupid thing! He does! [Crying] Well, I didn't ask to get made! I didn't ask to be torn apart and put back together over and over, and turned into some... some little monster! Quill: Rocket, no one's calling you a monster. Rocket: [Points at Drax] He called me "vermin"! She [Gamora] called me "rodent"! Let's see if you can laugh after five or six good shots through your FRICKIN' FACE! [Draws his rifle at Drax] Quill: No, no, no, no! FOUR BILLION UNITS!!! Rocket! Come on, man! Hey, suck it up for one more lousy night and you're rich! [After an uneasy silence] Rocket: [He finally lowers his rifle] Fine. But I can't promise when all this is over, I'm not gonna kill every last one of you jerks. Quill: See?! [turning to Drax and Gamora] That's exactly why none of you have any friends! Five seconds after you meet somebody, you're already trying to kill them! Drax: We have traveled halfway across the quadrant...And Ronan is no closer to being dead. Star-Lord: [Drax turns around and storms off] Drax! Gamora: Let him go. We don't need him. – Guardians of the Galaxy Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[After the Infinity Stone contained in the Orb destroys Tivan's museum] Gamora: How could I think Tivan could contain whatever was within the Orb? Rocket: [Altogether shocked and shaken] WHAT DO YOU STILL HAVE IT FOR!?! Quill: Well, what were we gonna do? Leave it in there?! Rocket: [Ignoring Quill] I can't believe you had that in your purse! Quill: [Defensive] It's not a purse; it's a knapsack! Gamora: We have to take this to the Nova Corps. There's a chance they can contain it. Rocket: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! We're wanted by the Nova Corps!! Just give it to Ronan! Quill: What, so he can destroy the galaxy?! Rocket: What are you? Some saint, all of a sudden? What has the galaxy ever done for you? Why would you wanna to save it?! Quill: Because I'm one of the idiots who lives in it! – Guardians of the Galaxy Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Nebula: You are a disappointment, sister. Out of all our siblings, I hated you least. Gamora: Nebula, please. If Ronan gets this stone, he'll kill us all. Nebula: [Smiles cruelly] Not all of us. You will already be dead. – Guardians of the Galaxy Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[After Quill and Gamora are captured by Yondu] Rocket: [Lands his pod right in front of Groot, who is seen helping Drax after his fight against Ronan, and gets out] Blasted idiot. They're all idiots. Quill just got himself captured! [Yelling at Drax] None of this ever would've happened if you didn't try to singlehandedly take on a FRICKIN' ARMY! Drax: [Ashamed] You're right. I was a fool. All the anger, all the rage... it was just to cover my loss. [Groot lays a comforting hand on Drax's shoulder] Rocket: [After watching them for a moment, Rocket starts mocking Drax] "Aww, boo-hoo-hoo. My wife and child are dead." [Groot gasps at Rocket's mockery] Oh, I don't care if it's mean. Everybody's got dead people! It's no excuse to get everybody else dead along the way! Come on, Groot. Ronan has the Stone. The only chance we got is to get to the other side of the universe as fast as we can and maybe, just maybe, we'll be able to live full lives before that whackjob ever gets there. Groot: [Groot rises to his feet in defiance] I am Groot! Rocket: Save them? How?! Groot: I am Groot. Rocket: I know they're the only friends that we ever had! But there's an army of Ravagers around them, and there's only two of us! Drax: [Rises and stands next to Groot] ... Three. [Rocket grunts to himself in frustration, and turns to soon kick the ground with his feet] Rocket: YOU'RE MAKIN'. ME. BEAT. UP. GRASS!!! – Guardians of the Galaxy Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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