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Senator Pat Geary:
I don't like your kind of people. I don't like to see you come out to this clean country with your oily hair, dressed up in those silk suits, trying to pass yourselves off as decent Americans. I'll do business with you, but the fact is that I despise your masquerade, the dishonest way you pose yourself — yourself and your whole fucking family.

Michael Corleone:
Senator, we're both part of the same hypocrisy, but never think it applies to my family.

The Godfather Part II  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Fredo Corleone:
Sometimes I think I should have married a woman like you did. Like Kay. Have kids. Have a family. For once in my life, be more like Pop.

Michael Corleone:
It's not easy to be a son, Fredo. It's not easy.

The Godfather Part II  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Michael Corleone:
I've always taken care of you, Fredo.

Fredo Corleone:
Taken care of me? You're my kid brother, and you take care of me? Did you ever think about that? Huh? Did you ever once think about that? "Send Fredo off to do this. Send Fredo off to do that! Let Fredo take care of some Mickey Mouse nightclub somewhere! Send Fredo to pick somebody up at the airport!" I'm your older brother, Mike, and I was stepped over!

Michael:
That's the way Pop wanted it.

Fredo:
It ain't the way I wanted it! I can handle things! I'm smart! Not like everybody says, like dumb! I'm smart, and I want respect!

The Godfather Part II  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Kate:
Do you work here in Botswana?

Mr. Steyn:
Yes, I... yes.

Kate:
And what do you do?

Mr. Steyn:
Eh, I collect manure. Er, I...

The Gods Must Be Crazy  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

M:
Gold? All over?

Bond:
She died of skin suffocation. It's been known to happen to cabaret dancers. It's all right as long as you leave a small bare patch at the base of the spine to allow the skin to breathe.

M:
Someone obviously didn't.

Bond:
And I know who.

Goldfinger  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Bond:
What do you know about gold, Moneypenny?

Moneypenny:
Oh, the only gold I know about is the kind you wear. You know, [makes motion of inserting ring] on the third finger of your left hand.

Bond:
One day we really must look into that.

Moneypenny:
What about tonight? You come round for dinner and I'll cook you a beautiful Angel Cake.

Bond:
Nothing would give me great pleasure but unfortunately I have a ... business appointment.

Moneypenny:
That's the flimsiest excuse you've ever given me. Ah well some girls have all the luck. Who is she James?

M:
[Over the intercom] "She" is me, Miss Moneypenny. And kindly omit the customary byplay with 007, will you? He's dining with me, and I don't want him to be late.

Moneypenny:
[hopeful] So there's hope for me yet?

Bond:
Moneypenny...won't you ever believe me?

Goldfinger  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Goldfinger shows off his industrial laser by having it slowly track toward Bond, lying supine and lashed to slab of gold.]

Goldfinger:
This is gold, Mr Bond. All my life, I have been in love with its color, its brilliance, its divine heaviness. I welcome any enterprise that will increase my stock- which is considerable.

Bond:
I think you've made your point, Goldfinger. Thank you for the demonstration.

Goldfinger:
Choose your next witticism carefully, Mr Bond — it may be your last. The purpose of our two previous encounters is now very clear to me. I do not intend to be disturbed by another. Goodnight, Mr Bond. [leaves Bond]

Bond:
Do you expect me to talk?

Goldfinger:
[looks back, laughing] No, Mr Bond, I expect you to die! There's nothing you can talk to me about that I don't already know!

Bond:
You're forgetting one thing. If I fail to report, 008 replaces me.

Goldfinger:
[sarcastically] I trust he will be more successful.

Bond:
But he knows what I know.

Goldfinger:
You know nothing, Mr. Bond.

Bond:
Operation Grand Slam, for instance.

[Goldfinger stops, and consults with Mr Ling as the laser beam gets closer to Bond.]

Goldfinger:
Two words you may have overheard, which cannot possibly have the slightest significance to you or anyone in your organization.

Bond:
Can you afford to take that chance?

[Goldfinger stops, considers what Bond just said, then orders to shut off the laser.]

Goldfinger:
You are quite right, Mr. Bond. You are worth more to me alive.

Goldfinger  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[After his laser encounter, Bond awakens to find a woman staring at him.]

Bond:
Who are you?

Pussy Galore:
My name is Pussy Galore.

Bond:
[looks away and smiles] I must be dreaming. [wakes up] I thought I'd wake up dead.

Pussy Galore:
Tranquiliser gun, knockout shot.

Bond:
I see. Well, I'm delighted to be here. And...by the way, where is here?

Pussy Galore:
35,000 feet flying southwest over Newfoundland.

Bond:
Oh. That explains the humming.

Pussy Galore:
The humming means you're in Mr. Goldfinger's Lockheed JetStar heading for Baltimore, and you're his guest.

Bond:
I'm honoured. I never realized he enjoyed my company that much.

Pussy Galore:
I don't suppose it will be all fun and games. [turns to Mei-Lei] Mei-Lei!

Goldfinger  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Mei-Lei arrives]

Mei-Lei:
Can I do something for you, Mr. Bond?

Bond:
Uh...just a drink. A martini. Shaken, not stirred. [turns to Pussy Galore]

Goldfinger  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[after ordering his signature martini]

Bond:
Why don't you join me?

Pussy Galore:
Not on duty. I'm Mr. Goldfinger's personal pilot.

Bond:
You are? And, uh, just how personal is that?

Pussy Galore:
I'm a damn good pilot. Period.

Bond:
Well that's good news. And by the way, where is our host?

Pussy Galore:
He flew on ahead.

[Mei-Lei arrives with Bond's martini as Bond takes it]

Bond:
Thank you.

[Mei-Lei nods]

Bond:
I guess to Operation Grand Slam.

[Bond grabs his glass of martini]

Bond:
This should be a memorable flight.

Pussy Galore:
You can turn off the charm. I'm immune.

[Bond drinks the martini]

Goldfinger  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[after burning Oddjob with his hat on metal bars and defusing a time bomb to stop at 0:
07]

Bond:
What kept you?

[Felix Leiter arrives to look on Bond]

Felix Leiter:
You OK, James? Where's your butler friend?

Bond:
Oh, he blew a fuse.

Goldfinger  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[onboard Goldfinger's airplane]

Goldfinger:
I'm glad to have you aboard, Mr. Bond.

Bond:
Well, congratulations on your...promotion, Goldfinger. Are you having lunch at the White House, too?

Goldfinger:
In two hours, I shall be in Cuba. And you have interfered with my plans for the last time, Mr. Bond!

Bond:
It's--uh--very dangerous to fire guns in planes. I even had to warn Pussy about it. By the way, where is she?

Goldfinger:
I will deal with her later. At the moment, she's where she ought to be, at the controls.

[Bond wrestles for Goldfinger's gun and fights him until Bond shoots the plane's window, sucking Goldfinger out as the plane starts to crash]

Pussy Galore:
What happened? Where's Goldfinger?

Bond:
Playing his golden harp.

Goldfinger  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Justine:
They call you Tom?

Holden:
It's my slave name.

The Good Girl  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Justine:
Whatcha readin'?

Holden:
Catcher in the Rye... I'm named after it.

Justine:
What's your name?

[Holden stares at her blankly]

Justine:
Catcher?

The Good Girl  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Justine:
Gwen says smoking marijuana lowers your sperm.

Phil:
Lowers it to where?

Justine:
Maybe you're the infertile one around here. Maybe every time you smoke a little doobie, you're killing our unborn children.

The Good Girl  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Cheryl:
Sit right down here, ma'am. We're going to make you pretty. Now how do you like your hair?

Big Haired Woman:
What? Are you going to do my hair?

Cheryl:
No, I just need to know if that's your usual way of wearing it, all big and high. If it is, I'll just put more makeup on your chin to offset it. You're going to want to take a whole bottle of this home with you. It's got quite a lot of ingredients in it, so you're getting a good deal. It's got ginkgo extract in it. Do you know what that is?

Big Haired Woman:
No.

Cheryl:
It's extract of the ginkgo, and it makes your skin real slick so that any liquid will roll right off you, be it water, or lemon juice, or urine. I'll put it in a bag for you.

The Good Girl  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Corny:
You got any interest in reading the Bible?

Justine:
I have my own, you know, beliefs.

Corny:
Well, we don't preach fire and brimstone. Ten Commandments, gotta live by those. Other than the usual ways, we're not interested in scaring people. We're about loving Jesus.

Justine:
Mm-hmm. Yeah, I kind of like my nights to myself.

Corny:
Well, maybe you'll have night after night of eternal hellfire all to yourself. Just kidding you. Drive safe. Bye-bye.

The Good Girl  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Cheryl:
You didn't bring this into the store with you?

Heavy Set Woman:
No.

Cheryl:
Then I'll go ahead and charge you for it. This is a hand lotion, so don't put it on any other part of your body, even if that part needs lubrication. We try to keep frivolous lawsuits to a minimum, unless, of course, the customer is at fault.

The Good Girl  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mr. Wheat:
What's your hurry, my brother?

Dexter:
Uh, my hurry is it's now officially summer vacation and yet I'm still looking at you.

Mr. Wheat:
You're an amazing student. I mean, you sit there and get your test done first, and you were concentrating so hard I thought you were sleep.

Dexter:
Next time make it more challenging.

Mr. Wheat:
That's what I want to talk to you about. Challenges, potential, using your mind. Cause I'm worried about you

Dexter:
I'm worried about you, too. Have you seen yourself lately? The 'fro, the boots, and this jacket...You have a nice summer, Shaft!

Good Burger  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jake:
Nice car. This yours?

Dexter:
No. It's my mom's, and she's away on business in New York.

Jake:
And she let you drive this while she's out of town?

Dexter:
Nope. (speeds off)

Good Burger  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Ed:
Mr. Baily! This guy need a job. Can he have one?

Mr. Baily:
No!

Dexter:
See ya.

Ed:
No, wait, wait! C'mon, Mr. Baily, he really needs one. He can do fries.

Mr. Baily:
Otis does fries.

Ed:
Yeah, but look at him. How much longer could he possibly live?

Good Burger  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Otis:
I should've died years ago.

Dexter:
Tough break.

Good Burger  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Ed:
Welcome to Good Burger. Home of the Good Burger. Can I take your order?

Construction Worker:
Well, it's about time. Can I get 2 Good Burgers?

Ed:
Sorry, dude. I have to go get them. Customers aren't allowed in back.

Construction Worker:
(irritated) Just give me 2 Good Burgers!

Ed:
Dude, I can't just give you two Good Burgers. You have to pay for 'em!

Construction Worker:
Forget it!

Good Burger  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mr. Baily:
(about Mondo Burger) They're competition. Big competition.

Monique:
Yep. They could put us out of business.

(the rest of the employees begin to agree with her)

Mr. Baily:
All right! Now, come on! Good Burger has been here for over 40 years! People love us! (looks at Ed) Most of us...

Good Burger  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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