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Cheryl: Sit right down here, ma'am. We're going to make you pretty. Now how do you like your hair? Big Haired Woman: What? Are you going to do my hair? Cheryl: No, I just need to know if that's your usual way of wearing it, all big and high. If it is, I'll just put more makeup on your chin to offset it. You're going to want to take a whole bottle of this home with you. It's got quite a lot of ingredients in it, so you're getting a good deal. It's got ginkgo extract in it. Do you know what that is? Big Haired Woman: No. Cheryl: It's extract of the ginkgo, and it makes your skin real slick so that any liquid will roll right off you, be it water, or lemon juice, or urine. I'll put it in a bag for you. – The Good Girl Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Corny: You got any interest in reading the Bible? Justine: I have my own, you know, beliefs. Corny: Well, we don't preach fire and brimstone. Ten Commandments, gotta live by those. Other than the usual ways, we're not interested in scaring people. We're about loving Jesus. Justine: Mm-hmm. Yeah, I kind of like my nights to myself. Corny: Well, maybe you'll have night after night of eternal hellfire all to yourself. Just kidding you. Drive safe. Bye-bye. – The Good Girl Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Cheryl: You didn't bring this into the store with you? Heavy Set Woman: No. Cheryl: Then I'll go ahead and charge you for it. This is a hand lotion, so don't put it on any other part of your body, even if that part needs lubrication. We try to keep frivolous lawsuits to a minimum, unless, of course, the customer is at fault. – The Good Girl Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mr. Wheat: What's your hurry, my brother? Dexter: Uh, my hurry is it's now officially summer vacation and yet I'm still looking at you. Mr. Wheat: You're an amazing student. I mean, you sit there and get your test done first, and you were concentrating so hard I thought you were sleep. Dexter: Next time make it more challenging. Mr. Wheat: That's what I want to talk to you about. Challenges, potential, using your mind. Cause I'm worried about you Dexter: I'm worried about you, too. Have you seen yourself lately? The 'fro, the boots, and this jacket...You have a nice summer, Shaft! – Good Burger Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Jake: Nice car. This yours? Dexter: No. It's my mom's, and she's away on business in New York. Jake: And she let you drive this while she's out of town? Dexter: Nope. (speeds off) – Good Burger Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Ed: Mr. Baily! This guy need a job. Can he have one? Mr. Baily: No! Dexter: See ya. Ed: No, wait, wait! C'mon, Mr. Baily, he really needs one. He can do fries. Mr. Baily: Otis does fries. Ed: Yeah, but look at him. How much longer could he possibly live? – Good Burger Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Otis: I should've died years ago. Dexter: Tough break. – Good Burger Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Ed: Welcome to Good Burger. Home of the Good Burger. Can I take your order? Construction Worker: Well, it's about time. Can I get 2 Good Burgers? Ed: Sorry, dude. I have to go get them. Customers aren't allowed in back. Construction Worker: (irritated) Just give me 2 Good Burgers! Ed: Dude, I can't just give you two Good Burgers. You have to pay for 'em! Construction Worker: Forget it! – Good Burger Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mr. Baily: (about Mondo Burger) They're competition. Big competition. Monique: Yep. They could put us out of business. (the rest of the employees begin to agree with her) Mr. Baily: All right! Now, come on! Good Burger has been here for over 40 years! People love us! (looks at Ed) Most of us... – Good Burger Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Kurt: (blows whistle) Shut up! Just be quiet! Dexter: Well, It'd be a lot more quiet if you stopped blowing the whistle. – Good Burger Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Kurt: (addressing employees) From now on your life is Mondo Burger. You can forget about your friends, you can forget about your family... because Kurt is now both your mother and your father. Dexter: (whispering to female co-worker) Kurt must look awfully strange naked. – Good Burger Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Kurt: You mess with Kurt and you go into the grinder. Dexter: Okay, now this grinder of yours, is it a real grinder or is it some kind of a methaphor? Kurt: That's it you're gone! Adios, TKO, historical! Dexter: Wait, wait, wait. I won't be funny no more. Kurt: Security! (security storms into the room) Dexter: Wait! You ain't gotta bring the man down here! Kurt, come on, please! I need this job! Kurt: Take out the trash! Dexter: (offended) 'Trash?' Okay, now lookee here- (guards grab Dexter) Kurt: Get this loser out of my face! Dexter: 'Loser?!' Oh, now you're about to push me a little too far! Kurt: You want a piece of me? Dexter: Yeah! Extra crispy please! – Good Burger Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Customer: (motioning to Ed) Excuse me! Look, I ordered one Good Burger with nothing on it! Ed: That's what I gave you. Customer: No, you gave me a bun. Just a bun. Look there's no meat in here. Ed: But you said you wanted nothing on it. Customer: Yes, but I expected a meat patty! Ed: Dude, a meat patty is something. You said nothing. Fizz, is a meat patty something or nothing? Fizz: Uh, something? Ed: (raises arm in the air) I win! Customer: All right, that rips it! I am reporting your name to the manager! Ed: The manager already knows my name. Customer: Oh, I'll see you in Hell. Ed: Okay, see ya there! – Good Burger Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Dexter: Hey, you look familiar. Don't I know you from somewhere? Ed: Ever been to Australia? Dexter: No. Ed: Me neither. Dexter: I've could've sworn I've seen you someplace before. Ed: Hey, I know! Maybe I'm someone famous! You know, like a baseball player or a pretty nurse! Dexter: What? Man, what in the world are you talking about? Ed: Okay, okay. I give up. Who am I? Dexter: Man, I don't know who you are. Or where I know you from. Or why you think you're an attractive nurse, but I am sure I don't wanna know you any longer. Now, please go away, I've had a very bad day. – Good Burger Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Dexter: Man, I can't believe Kurt fired me from Mondo Burger. I mean, he yelled at me, then he insulted me. He made fun of me. (looks downcast) Ed: Boy, you must really suck. Dexter: See right about now I'd slap you in your head but I'm not sure if your brain would understand the concept of pain. – Good Burger Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Ed: (after Dexter gets the job at Good Burger) Cool! I'll teach him everything I know! Mr. Baily: (groans) Oh...God, help me. – Good Burger Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Dexter: Hello. My name is Dexter. I'm your new co-worker. Monique: (slightly irritated) Monique. Dexter: Well, that's a nice outfit you got on there, Monique. And those stripes really bring out the color in your eyes. Monique: (sarcastically) Yes. You can imagine how embarrassed I was when I came to work and saw everyone wearing the same thing. Dexter: (laughs uneasily) Okay. I guess I'll see you later then. Monique: I guess you will. (walks off) – Good Burger Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
(Ed is driving the Burger-Mobile) Dexter: That was a stop sign! Ed: Uh...no? Dexter: (whines) Aw, man! – Good Burger Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Kurt: Hey check it, boys. Right back there. It's the reject. (Kurt and his friends laugh) Dexter: Hey check it, Ed. It's the Mondo idiot. Ed: Oh, well, nice to meet you Mondo Idiot. I'm Ed. – Good Burger Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Kurt: Can I give you a lift, Ed? Ed: Gee, I don't know dude. I weigh about 150. – Good Burger Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Kurt: I want you to come work for me at Mondo Burger. You make your sauce for Kurt. Ed: Who's Kurt? Kurt: I'm Kurt! Ed: I'm Ed. Kurt: I'm aware! Ed: You said you were Kurt. – Good Burger Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Ed: (about Kurt) I think he likes me. Dexter: Ed! That diphthong doesn't like you, he just wants to use you! Ed: Well, that's not 'natural.' – Good Burger Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Roxanne: Ed, can't we go somewhere and be alone? Ed: What for? Roxanne: Well we can just talk or get to know each other a little better. Now, doesn't that sound like more fun than miniature golf? Ed: (looks at the audience for a few seconds) Ed: (looking back at Roxanne) No! Come on! – Good Burger Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Roxanne: You are so hot. Ed: Oh, well, I often sweat at work. – Good Burger Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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