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Henry:
[sniveling] Paulie, I am really sorry.

Paulie:
You fucked up good. You looked me in the eye and treated me like shit; like I was nobody.

Henry:
I couldn't come to you; not after what you said to me. I was ashamed then; I am ashamed now. I swear on my kids, I am clean. But I got nowhere else to go. I could really use some help now.

Paulie:
Take this.

[Paulie pulls a wad of cash out of his pocket and hands it to Henry]

Henry:
Thank you.

Paulie:
And now I have to turn my back on you. There is no other way.

Henry:
[narrating] My reward for a lifetime of service to Paulie: $3,200. It was not even enough to pay for my casket.

– Goodfellas  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jimmy:
There was a kid we knew, turned out to be a rat.

Henry:
Really?

Jimmy:
Yeah. Found him hiding in Florida. How would you feel about going with Anthony, take care of that guy?

[Jimmy slips a message with information. Screen freeze-frames]

Henry:
[narrating] Jimmy never asked me to whack a guy before. Now in the midst of all this he is asking me to go to Florida and do a hit with Anthony? [Screen resumes] That is when I knew I would never return from Florida alive.

– Goodfellas  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Teddy:
[doing a selfie video] Guess what, Charlie? We're one day away from going on your first trip on an airplane, and celebrating our first Christmas at Grandma and Grandpa's new condo in Palm Springs! You're going to have so much fun.

Amy:
[nearby on the phone] No, no, no, Mom, you have to toddler-proof the place.

Teddy:
[continuing her video] Just so long as you don't touch anything.

Amy:
No, anything breakable has to be at least three feet off the ground.

Charlie:
Uh-oh.

Amy:
[broken vase at her little feet] Make that four. I gotta go. Charlie! Get back in here! No, no, no, stay away, there's shards everywhere! Are you eating a cookie in the living room? You get back here! And stay away!

– Good Luck Charlie, It's Christmas!  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Amy:
For the last time, no!

PJ:
[walking behind] She thinks that's going to be the last time.

Teddy:
So I'm old enough to take care of Charlie but not myself? Mom, that doesn't make any sense!

Amy:
Sweetheart, I'm your mother, I never make sense.

– Good Luck Charlie, It's Christmas!  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Teddy:
Look, I bought magazines at the bus station.

Amy:
Yeah, I'm not really up for reading right now.

Teddy:
Oh, don't worry, these are fashion magazines. They don't require any reading at all!

– Good Luck Charlie, It's Christmas!  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jack:
[to Lexy] That was, uh, some article.

Lexy:
Oh, you saw it?

Jack:
Yeah. Hedda Hopper had nothing on you.

Lexy:
Hedda who?

Jack:
You call yourself a writer. You should know. She was the most famous gossip columnist ever.

Lexy:
I am not a gossip columnist. I give advice. The article in the Daily Examiner is a human interest piece.

Jack:
Right. Sure it is.

– Get a Clue  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Lexy:
Oh, no. That detective thinks that Miss Dawson has something to do with Mr. Walker's disappearance and it's my fault.

Jack:
Don't flatter yourself. She's the lead suspect without your big mouth.

Lexy:
The only thing she is guilty of is loving him.

Jack:
That's definitely a crime. Why can't you tell it like it is? She threatened him. We both heard it.

Lexy:
She didn't. She said this school wasn't big enough for the two of them. Besides, she's too petite to murder.

Jack:
Well, didn't you ever hear of Lizzie Borden?

Lexy:
I think I've heard of Dizzie Borden.

– Get a Clue  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jennifer:
Brooklyn? I am not schlepping out to Brooklyn.

Lexy:
Jennifer, a good spy does not question her assignment.

Jennifer:
So what? I'm not a good spy. I'll live.

– Get a Clue  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Lexy:
[to Jack] You're scared, aren't you?

Jack:
I'm not scared. I didn't wanna upset the detective. He seemed kinda strange.

Lexy:
That's because he was not a detective.

Jack:
What? And you know this because?

Lexy:
Because a New York detective could never afford a platinum watch, a Pumoni suit and alligator boots.

– Get a Clue  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jack:
[to Lexy] Besides, how can you tell a Pumoni suit from across the room?

Lexy:
Trust me, I can spot a knockoff from a mile away and that was the real thing. Same with the watch. The best. Platinum band, 18-carat accents and mother-of-pearl dials that allow you to check any two time zones simultaneously. It's the ultimate in chic. Just call it my New York sensibility hard at work.

Jack:
Wow, who'd of thought that your insane obsession with material objects would come in handy?

Lexy:
I'll take that as a compliment.

– Get a Clue  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jack:
Look, Brooklyn's not fancy like the Upper East Side, okay? I like it here. Everybody's cool. I bet you don't know your neighbors, right?

Lexy:
We don't have neighbors. We own the whole floor, but I did meet the people below us when I overflowed the bathtub once.

Jack:
Right. Overflowed the bathtub.

– Get a Clue  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Lexy:
[to Jack] So, what are all these trophies for?

Jack:
I like to bowl.

Lexy:
I hear that you have to wear shoes that other people have worn.

Jack:
Real bowlers have their own shoes. I'm not sure, but I think they have their own socks and underwear too, but that's the really good bowlers.

– Get a Clue  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Carter:
You know, I'd almost forgotten what your eyes looked like. They're still the same. Pissholes in the snow.

Eric:
Still got your sense of humour

Carter:
Yes, I retained that, Eric.

– Get Carter  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Architect:
I’ve got an awful feeling we aren’t going to get our fees for this job.

– Get Carter  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Rod Williams:
I'm mad at you because you never take my advice.

Chris Washington:
Like what?

Rod Williams:
Like don't go to a white girl's parents' house. What is she doin'? Lickin' your balls or somethin'?

– Get Out  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Chris Washington:
[about Andre Hayworth] He's different.

Rod Williams:
No shit! Why is he dressed like that?

Chris Washington:
It's not that, it's everything. He came to the party with a white woman like 30 years older than him.

Rod Williams:
Sex slave! Oh, shit! Chris, you gotta get the fuck up outta there, man! You in some Eyes Wide Shut situation. Leave, motherfuck - [cell phone line goes dead]

– Get Out  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Chili:
So what're you tellin' me, you're never gonna go to sleep again?

Tommy:
No, I said I'm never goin' to bed. There's a difference. See, the article says most people die in their beds. I figure long as I stay outta bed, I'm safe.

– Get Shorty  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Ray "Bones":
You got a miss. Leo Devoe. Guy's six weeks over.

Chili:
He died.

Ray "Bones":
How'd you know he died, he tell you?

Chili:
[Sarcastically] Yes, Ray, he told me he was dead.

– Get Shorty  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Ray "Bones":
Momo is dead, which means that everything that he had now belongs to Jimmy Capp, including you, which also means when I speak, I'm speaking for Jimmy — e.g. from now on you start showing me the proper fucking respect.

Chili:
"e.g." means "for example." I think what you want to say is "i.e."

Ray "Bones":
Bullshit. That's short for "ergo."

Chili:
Ask your man.

Mob Guy:
To best of my knowledge, "e.g." means "for example."

Ray "Bones":
e.g., i.e., fuck you! The point is this, is that when I say jump, you say "okay." Okay?

– Get Shorty  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Chili:
What is this?

Attendant:
An Oldsmobile Silhouette.

Chili:
I reserved a Cadillac.

Attendant:
Yeah, well, this one's the Cadillac of minivans.

– Get Shorty  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Chili:
Harry Zimm, how you doing? I'm Chili Palmer.

Harry:
Jesus, if I have a heart attack, I hope you know what to do.

Chili:
Where you been, Harry?

Harry:
Have we met? I don't recall.

Chili:
We just did. I told you my name's Chili Palmer.

– Get Shorty  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Chili:
Harry, look at me.

Harry:
I'm looking at you.

Chili:
I want you to keep looking right here, okay?

Harry:
That's what I'm doing.

– Get Shorty  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Chili:
So you're thinking what if I was to put you next to my dry cleaner. Ask him if he wants to invest his money in a movie.

Harry:
That, or I'm thinking what if some tragic accident were to befall the widow Saffrin...

Chili:
I'm not gonna pop her, Harry.

Harry:
Just a thought.

– Get Shorty  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Bo Catlett:
There's nothin' to know. You have an idea, you write down what you wanna say. Then you get somebody to add in the commas and shit where they belong, if you aren't positive yourself. Maybe fix up the spelling where you have some tricky words... although I've seen scripts where I know words weren't spelled right and there was hardly any commas in it at all. So I don't think it's too important. Anyway, you come to the last page you write in 'Fade out' and that's the end, you're done.

Chili:
That's all there is to it? Then what the fuck do I need you for?

– Get Shorty  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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