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Mouse:
Delicious.

G.I. Joe: Retaliation  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Zartan:
You know, they say this is a thankless job. But yesterday, I hung out with Bono. My new secret service; they want to burn the constitution. Literally. Do you know my favorite bit? I get to blow stuff up.

President:
I bet that endears you to the people.

Zartan:
Well that's the thing. Your approval ratings climbed nine points. Apparently, America wants someone who looks like you but acts like me.

G.I. Joe: Retaliation  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Roadblock:
Where can we find you, general?

Joe Colton:
Just need my orders.

Roadblock:
You know we'd make a hell of a team.

G.I. Joe: Retaliation  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Joe Colton:
[offering his car] It idles a little rough in neutral.

Roadblock:
I ain't gonna be in neutral.

Joe Colton:
Hoo-rah.

G.I. Joe: Retaliation  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Janet Webber:
I want my fucking clothes!

Valerie Owens:
Then you'll have to eat something, won't you?

Janet Webber:
[singing] Oh Lordy, pick a bale o' cotton / Oh Lordy, pick a bale o' hay / Gotta jump down spin around pick a bale o' cotton / Jump down spin sround pick a bale o' hay.

Valerie Owens:
[to Susanna] She thinks that bothers me.

Girl, Interrupted  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Daisy Randone:
Get out, Lisa!

Lisa Rowe:
I'm not in your room, Daisy. I'm right fucking here. I was gonna offer you nail polish.

Daisy Randone:
GET OUT!

Girl, Interrupted  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Nurse Margie:
You're looking better, Lisa.

Lisa Rowe:
Why, thanks Margie. So how's the engagement going?

Nurse Margie:
You know.

Lisa Rowe:
No, I don't know. I've been away.

Nurse Margie:
Joe wants me to... you know, before the wedding.

Lisa Rowe:
Fuck his brains out - use a rubber.

Girl, Interrupted  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Daisy Randone:
My dad got me an apartment.

Susanna Kaysen:
Really? Where?

Daisy Randone:
It's near the airport. One bedroom, two baths, eat-in chicken.

Susanna Kaysen:
You mean eat-in kitchen.

Daisy Randone:
That's what I said, asshole. So what do you have that I want?

[Susanna has just showed Daisy some Colace tablets]

Daisy Randone:
Put them on the bed and get out.

Lisa Rowe:
[from the door] Put yours on the bed.

Daisy Randone:
Oh, Jesus! Get out! GET OUT!

[Lisa enters and shuts the door behind her]

Lisa Rowe:
Come on Dais, don't take advantage of her just because she's new. Pony up some Valium.

Daisy Randone:
Get the fuck out of here or I'm calling Valerie! VALERIE!

Lisa Rowe:
Yeah, why don't you call Valerie, shall we? Let's call Valerie and ask her for some Colace just like Suzie Q's got in her fuckin' hand. Why does it stink in here?

Girl, Interrupted  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Susanna Kaysen:
[picks up phone] Hello.

Lisa Rowe:
[on phone] So what's your diag-nonsense?

Susanna Kaysen:
Who is this?

Lisa Rowe:
What'd he say to Mom and Pop?

[Susanna looks out and sees Lisa staring back at her two booths back]

Susanna Kaysen:
I have a Borderline Personality.

Lisa Rowe:
Oh, well that's nothing. What else?

Susanna Kaysen:
He didn't say. Thought it would affect my recovery.

Lisa Rowe:
All right, listen. Tongue your meds tonight. After 1 o'clock checks, Gretta always goes out for a smoke. Check the mirrors and if they're clear, you go down to Hector's closet. It's near the art room and it will be open.

Girl, Interrupted  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Lisa Rowe:
We are very rare and we are mostly men.

Janet Webber:
Lisa thinks she's hot shit 'cause she's a sociopath.

Cynthia Crowley:
I'm a sociopath.

Lisa Rowe:
No, you're a dyke.

Susanna Kaysen:
[reading from a book] "Borderline Personality Disorder. An instability of self-image, relationships and moods... uncertainty about goals, impulsive in activities that are self-damaging, such as casual sex."

Lisa Rowe:
I like that.

Susanna Kaysen:
"Social contrariness and a generally pessimistic attitude and often observed" Well, that's me.

Lisa Rowe:
That's everybody.

Susanna Kaysen:
I mean, what kind of sex isn't casual?

Janet Webber:
They mean promiscuous.

Susanna Kaysen:
I'm not promiscuous. I'm not.

Girl, Interrupted  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Janet Webber:
That is not fair. That is not fair! That is not fair! Seventy-four is the perfect weight!

Lisa Rowe:
[to Daisy] Good luck, crazy bitch.

Instructor:
Now what kind of a tree can you be, Janet, down there on the floor?

Janet Webber:
I'm a fucking shrub, all right?

Girl, Interrupted  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Lisa Rowe:
Hey Torch! Whatcha' doin'?

Polly Clark:
Nothing.

Lisa Rowe:
Well, why don't you go to your room and do nothing?

[she waves at Polly with puppet, and Polly runs to room crying]

Girl, Interrupted  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Nurse Margie is doing her checks. Lisa decides to distract her so Susanna can have time with her boyfriend. She wheels in front of Nurse Margie]

Lisa Rowe:
Hey Margie!

Nurse Margie:
Hey, Lisa!

Lisa Rowe:
Watcha doin'?

Nurse Margie:
Checks?

Lisa Rowe:
How's Joe?

Nurse Margie:
He's fine.

[she tries to move around Lisa, but Lisa moves in front of her again]

Lisa Rowe:
Yeah...

Nurse Margie:
Lisa, I have to do my checks!

Lisa Rowe:
Yeah, and what? Taking five minutes for me would be a dereliction of duty?

[Nurse Margie tries to move again, Lisa moves in front of her]

Lisa Rowe:
Huh? What if I had a punctured artery? What would you do? Would you just keep going about your rounds, ignoring my wounds?

Nurse Margie:
Lisa, stop it!

Lisa Rowe:
Stop what? You fucking piece-

[She grabs the pen from the clipboard and holds it to her neck, clicking the pen open]

Lisa Rowe:
Look at this! Go ahead!

Nurse Margie:
That's enough!

Lisa Rowe:
Take one fuckin' step and I'll jam this in my aorta! GO AHEAD!

[she holds pen closer to her neck]

Nurse Margie:
Stop it!

[Nurse Valerie comes over, a smirk on her face]

Nurse Valerie Owens:
Lisa...your aorta is in your chest.

[Lisa clicks the pen shut and gives it back to Nurse Margie]

Lisa Rowe:
Good to know! I'll make a note of that...

Nurse Valerie Owens:
Good.

Girl, Interrupted  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Valerie Owens:
You know, I can take a lot of crazy shit from a lot of crazy people. But you? You are not crazy.

Susanna Kaysen:
Then what's wrong with me, huh? What the fuck is going on inside my head? Tell me, Dr. Val, what's your diag-nonsense?

Valerie Owens:
[hovering over Susanna] You are a lazy, self-indulgent little girl who is driving herself crazy.

Susanna Kaysen:
Is that your... professional opinion, huh? Is that what you've learned in your advanced studies at night school for Negro Welfare Mothers? I mean, Melvin doesn't have a clue, Wick is a psycho, and you... you pretend to be a doctor. You sign the charts and dole out meds. But "you ain't no doctor, Miss Valerie. You ain't nothing but a black nursemaid."

Valerie Owens:
And you're just throwing that away.

Girl, Interrupted  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Daisy Randone:
You're just jealous, Lisa... because I got better... because I was released... because I have a chance... at a life.

Lisa Rowe:
They didn't release you 'cause you're better, Daisy, they just gave up. You call this a life, hmm? Taking Daddy's money, buying your dollies and your knickknacks. And eating his fuckin' chicken, fattening up like a prize fuckin' heifer. You changed the scenery, but not the fuckin' situation, and the warden makes housecalls. And everybody knows, everybody knows that he fucks you. What they don't know is that you like it, hmm? You like it.

Susanna Kaysen:
[to Lisa] Shut the fuck up!

Lisa Rowe:
Hey, man, it's cool, it's okay. It's fine, it's fucking fine! A man is a dick is a man is a dick is a chicken... is a dad... a Valium, a speculum, whatever, whatever. [to Daisy] You like being Mrs. Randone. Probably all you've ever known.

Daisy Randone:
Have fun in Florida. [goes upstairs to her room]

Girl, Interrupted  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Valerie Owens:
[about Daisy] What would you have said to her?

Susanna Kaysen:
I don't know. That I was sorry. That I will never know what it was like to be her. But I know what it's like to want to die. How it hurts to smile. How you try to fit in but you can't. You hurt yourself on the outside to try to kill the thing on the inside.

Valerie Owens:
Susanna, it's all and well and good to tell me all this; but you gotta tell some of this to your doctors.

Susanna Kaysen:
How the hell am I suppose to recover when I don't even understand my disease?

Valerie Owens:
But you do understand it. You spoke very clearly about it a second ago. But I think what you gotta do is put it down. Put it away. Put it in your notebook, but get it out of yourself. Away so you can't curl up with it anymore.

Susanna Kaysen:
Lisa thinks it's a gift. That it let's you see the truth.

Valerie Owens:
Lisa's been here for eight years.

Susanna Kaysen:
[crying] I'm so sorry. I was a bitch, I was a bitch.

Valerie Owens:
Do not drop anchor here, you understand?

Susanna Kaysen:
[narrating] When you don't want to feel, death seem like a dream. But seeing death, really seeing it, makes dreaming about it fucking ridiculous. Maybe, there's a moment growing up when something peels back... Maybe, maybe, we look for secrets because we can't believe our minds... [overlapping words] All I know is that there's I began to feel things again. Whatever I was, I knew that there was only one way back to the world, and that was to use the place to talk. So I saw the great and wonderful Dr. Wick three times a week, and let her hear every thought in my head.

Girl, Interrupted  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Lisa's arms and legs are strapped to the bed. Susanna takes out nail polish and starts painting Lisa's nails]

Lisa Rowe:
[crying] I'm not really dead.

Susanna Kaysen:
I know.

Lisa Rowe:
I'm gonna miss you, Suzie Q.

Susanna Kaysen:
No, you're not. You're going get out of here, and you're gonna come and see me. Okay?

Lisa Rowe:
[takes a deep breath and looks away] Yeah.

Girl, Interrupted  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Susanna is leaving. Georgina sheepishly looks up from the cards she's playing with]

Susanna Kaysen:
Hey, Georgina? You know all that stuff I write in my journals? I don't know what I'm saying. They're just... thoughts. Who knows, maybe I'm the liar.

Georgina Tuskin:
Maybe not. [They hug]

Girl, Interrupted  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Maximus:
You sent for me, Caesar?

Marcus Aurelius:
Tell me again, Maximus, why are we here?

Maximus:
For the glory of the empire, sire.

Marcus Aurelius:
Ah, yes. Ah, yes, I remember. Do you see that map, Maximus? That is the world which I created. For 25 years, I have conquered, spilt blood, expanded the empire. Since I became Caesar, I have known four years without war, four years of peace in twenty. And for what? I brought the sword. Nothing more.

Maximus:
Caesar, your life...

Marcus Aurelius:
Please. Please, don't call me that. Please, come sit. Let us talk together now, very simply, as men. Maximus, talk.

Maximus:
Five thousand of my men are out there in the freezing mud. Three thousand of them are bloodied and cleaved. Two thousand will never leave this place. I will not believe that they fought and died for nothing.

Marcus Aurelius:
And what would you believe?

Maximus:
They fought for you and for Rome.

Marcus Aurelius:
And what is Rome, Maximus?

Maximus:
I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

Marcus Aurelius:
Yet you have never been there. You have not seen what it has become. I am dying, Maximus. When a man sees his end... he wants to know there was some purpose to his life. How will the world speak my name in years to come? Will I be known as the philosopher? The warrior? The tyrant...? Or will I be the emperor who gave Rome back her true self? There was once a dream that was Rome. You could only whisper it. Anything more than a whisper and it would vanish... it was so fragile. And I fear that it will not survive the winter. Maximus, let us whisper now, together, you and I. You have a son. Tell me about your home.

Maximus:
My house is in the hills above Trujillo. A very simple place. Pinkstones that warm in the sun. A kitchen garden that smells of herbs in the day, jasmine in the evening. Through the gate is a giant poplar. Figs, apples, pears. The soil, Marcus- black. Black like my wife's hair. Grapes on the south slopes, olives on the north. Wild ponies play near my house. They tease my son. He wants to be one of them.

Marcus Aurelius:
Remember the last time you were home?

Maximus:
Two years, 264 days, and this morning.

Marcus Aurelius:
I envy you, Maximus. It's a good home. Worth fighting for. There is one more duty that I ask of you before you go home.

Maximus:
What would you have me do, Caesar?

Marcus Aurelius:
I want you to become the protector of Rome after I die. I will empower you to one end alone: To give power back to the people of Rome, and end the corruption that has crippled it. Will you accept this great honor I have offered you?

Maximus:
With all my heart, no.

Marcus Aurelius:
Maximus, that is why it must be you.

Maximus:
But surely a prefect, a senator, somebody who knows the city, who understands her politics?

Marcus Aurelius:
But you have not been corrupted by her politics.

Maximus:
And Commodus?

Marcus Aurelius:
Commodus is not a moral man. You have known that since you were young. Commodus cannot rule. He must not rule. You are the son that I should have had. Commodus will accept my decision. He knows that you command the loyalty of the army.

Maximus:
I need some time, sire.

Marcus Aurelius:
Yes. By sunset, I hope you will have agreed. Now embrace me as my son, and bring an old man another blanket.

Gladiator  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Marcus Aurelius:
Are you ready to do your duty for Rome?

Commodus:
Yes, father.

Marcus Aurelius:
You will not be emperor.

Commodus:
Which wiser, older man is to take my place?

Marcus Aurelius:
My powers will pass to Maximus, to hold in trust until the Senate is ready to rule once more. Rome is to be a republic again.

Commodus:
Maximus.

Marcus Aurelius:
My decision disappoints you?

Commodus:
You wrote to me once, listing the four chief virtues: wisdom, justice, fortitude and temperance. As I read the list, I knew I had none of them. But I have other virtues, father. Ambition. That can be a virtue when it drives us to excel. Resourcefulness. Courage. Perhaps not on the battlefield, but … there are many forms of courage. Devotion, to my family and to you. But none of my virtues were on your list. [choking up] Even then it was as if you didn't want me for your son.

Marcus Aurelius:
Oh, Commodus. You go too far.

Commodus:
I search the faces of the gods … for ways to please you, to make you proud. One kind word, one full hug … where you pressed me to your chest and held me tight … would have been like the sun on my heart for a thousand years. What is it in me that you hate so much?

Marcus Aurelius:
Shh, Commodus.

Commodus:
All I've ever wanted was to live up to you, Caesar, father.

Marcus Aurelius:
[gets down on his knees] Commodus, your faults as a son is my failure as a father. Come.

[They hug]

Commodus:
[crying] Father. I would have butchered the whole world … if you would only love me! [presses Marcus against his breast and asphyxiates him]

Gladiator  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Gracchus:
For you guidance, Caesar, the Senate has prepared a series of protocols, to begin addressing the many problems in the city, beginning with basic sanitation for the Greek quarter, to combat the plague which is already springing up there. So, if Caesar...

Commodus:
Shh. Don't you see, Gracchus? That's the very problem, isn't it? My father spent all his time at study, at books and learning and philosophy. He spent his twilight hours reading scrolls from the Senate. And all the while, the people were forgotten.

Gracchus:
But the Senate is the people, sire. Chosen from among the people, to speak for the people.

Commodus:
I doubt if any of the people eat so well as you do, Gracchus. Or have such splendid mistresses, Gaius. I think I understand my own people.

Gracchus:
Then perhaps Caesar will be so good as to teach us … out of his own, extensive experience.

[The Senate laughs]

Commodus:
I call it love. I am their father, the people are my children. I shall hold them to my bosom and embrace them tightly –

Gracchus:
Have you ever embraced someone dying of plague, sire?

Commodus:
No. But if you interrupt me again, I assure you that you shall.

Gladiator  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Maximus:
You ask me what I want. I, too, want to stand before the Emperor as you did.

Proximo:
Then listen to me. Learn from me. I wasn't the best because I killed quickly. I was the best because the crowd loved me. Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom.

Maximus:
I will win the crowd. I will give them something they have never seen before.

Gladiator  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Juba:
It's somewhere out there. My country. My home. My wife is preparing food. My daughters carry water from the river. Will I ever see them again? I think not.

Maximus:
Do you believe you'll see them again when you die?

Juba:
I think so. But then, I will die soon. They will not die for many years. I'll have to wait.

Maximus:
But you would … wait?

Juba:
Of course.

Maximus:
You see, my wife and my son are already waiting for me.

Juba:
You'll meet them again. But not yet. Not yet.

[They shake hands]

Maximus:
Not yet. … Not yet.

Gladiator  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Commodus:
"Maximus! Maximus! Maximus!" They call for you. The general who became a slave. The slave who became a gladiator. The gladiator who defied an emperor. Striking story! Now the people want to know how the story ends. Only a famous death will do. And what could be more glorious than to challenge the Emperor himself in the great arena?

Maximus:
You would fight me?

Commodus:
Why not? Do you think I am afraid?

Maximus:
I think you've been afraid all your life.

Commodus:
Unlike Maximus the invincible, who knows no fear?

Maximus:
I knew a man once who said, 'Death smiles at us all. All that man can do is smile back.'

Commodus:
I wonder, did your friend smile at his own death?

Maximus:
You must know. He was your father.

Commodus:
You loved my father, I know. But so did I. That makes us brothers, doesn't it? Smile for me now, brother! [stabs Maximus in the side, then turns to Quintius] Strap on his armour. Conceal the wound.

Gladiator  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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