Sid:
...And, and then she picked this hair off my shoulder and said "Look, if you're gonna have an extra mating dance at least pick a female with the same color pelt, right? And I thought "whoa, she's gonna go praying mantis on me". I mean you know what I saying?
Manny:
Hey, if you find a mate in life, you should be loyal. In your case, grateful. Now, get away from me!
Sid:
Well, I think mating for life is stupid, and there's plenty of Sid go around here. [bumps into him] Manny? Manny! [he and Manny watches Roshan's mother go to them and gives him to them] Look at that. He's okay. [he and Manny notice that she drowned in the water] She's gone. [Manny leaves Roshan after saving him from the river] Hey, Manny. Manny, aren't you forgetting something?
Manny:
No.
Sid:
B-but you just saved him.
Manny:
Yeah, well, I'm still trying to get rid of the last thing I saved.
Sid:
You can't leave him here. Look, there's smoke! That's his herd right up the hill. We should return him.
Manny:
Let's get something straight here. Okay? There is no "we". There never was a "we". In fact, without me, there wouldn't even be a "you"!
Sid:
Just up the hill.
Manny:
Listen very carefully, I'm... not... go-ing.
Sid:
Fine, be a jerk. I'll take care of him.
Manny:
Oh yeah, that's good. You can’t even take care of yourself. This, I gotta see.
Sid:
I'll return you. We don't need that meany-weeny mammoth, do we? No, we don't. [on his clumsy attempts to scale a cliff]
Manny:
You're an embarrassment to nature, y'know that?
Sid:
This is cake! I'm fine, I'm fine. I'm gonna die. [realizes Roshan starts fall] MANNY! [Roshan starts falling and Manny tries to catch him but Diego jumps in and grabs him, then Manny grabs it out of his teeth]
Diego:
Um... That pink think thing is mine.
Sid:
[trying to climb up to the humans' campsite] Uh, no. Actually, that pink thing belongs to us. [falls down on his head]
Diego:
"Us"? You two are a bit of an odd couple.
Manny:
[to Sid] There is no "us"!
Diego:
[regarding the baby] I see. Can't have one of your own, so you wanna adopt.
Sid:
Look, I'm sorry to interrupt your snack, but we gotta go.
Diego:
The baby? Please. I was returning him to his herd.
Sid:
Oh yeah, nice try, bucktooth.
Diego:
You calling me a liar?
Sid:
I didn't say that.
Diego:
You were thinking it.
Sid:
[whispers to Manny] I don't like this cat. He reads minds.
Diego:
Name's Diego, friend.
Manny:
Manfred, and I'm not your friend.
Diego:
Fine, Manfred. If you're looking for the humans they're wasting your time. They left this morning.
Manny:
Thanks for advice. Now beat it! [to Sid] All right, I'll help you bring him to his herd, but promise me that you'll leave me alone after that?
Sid:
Okay! Okay, deal! Hey, what's your problem?!
Manny:
You were my problem.
Sid:
Well, I think you're stressed. That's why you eat so much. I mean, it's hard to get fat on the vegan diet.
Manny:
I'm not fat. It's all this fur, it makes me look poofy.
Sid:
All right. You have fat hair, but when you're ready to talk, I'm here.
