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Sid:
[pulls out a crystal out of Geotopian wall for Brooke, which officially destroys Geotopia] Whoopsies...!

Shangri Llama:
No, no, no! Oaf! Simpleton! Nincompoop!

Sid:
You talking to her (Brooke) or me?

Shangri Llama:
That wall was the one thing... keeping us young, now we're all doomed! DOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!! And now I think I have a fever. Thank you so much, doofus!

Brooke:
Hey, easy there, Llama! This is the doofus of my dreams. He meant well.

Shangri Llama:
[mocking Brooke] Oh, "he meant well." WHO CARES?!

Peaches:
[servery to Julian] So much for serenity.

Shangri Llama:
300 years of peace and harmony... undone by one COLOSSALLY, INCREDIBLY... STUPENDOUSLY STUPID SLOTH!!! [begins to grow old alongside the other Geotopians from the wall breaking, even Brooke]

Sid:
Oh, Brooke!

Granny:
Wow, you guys got old. Whatever we (her and Teddy) had, it's over.

Teddy:
[tears up] That's what happens when you date a cougar.

Sid:
I'm very sorry, Mr. Llama.

Shangri Llama:
[laughs sarcastically] "Sorry." Sorry? [to Sid] Sorry doesn't fix the wall, now does it, you little...? [screams] I need a bubble bath or a massage. Who knows acupuncture? I need to let my anger out! LET IT OUT!! I've been pent up too long. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH...!!! I want to hit something. Someone give me their face.

Ice Age: Collision Course  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Brooke:
[whistles to get Shangri Llama's attention] May I remind you Geotopia is not yours to keep.

Shangri Llama:
No you may not!

Brooke:
It came from the sky, and now it's time to give it back.

Shangri Llama:
It's not!

Brooke:
It's too, you old coot. [turns to the other Geotopians] Change isn't easy, but it's part of life. It's time for us to embrace it again, whether you like it...or not.

Shangri Llama:
[singsonging] Not!

Brooke:
Listen Llama, I will go nuts and granola on your butt. So either get on board, or go twist yourself into a pretzel and na-ma-stay out of our way.

Ice Age: Collision Course  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Gavin:
[Roger pins down Buck on his back] That's more like it, Roger. Now finish him!

Buck:
No, wait, wait! You don't understand! You see that? If that asteroid hits, we all die.

Gavin:
"If it hits, we all die." [Gavin mocks crying, then laughs evilly] That's where you're wrong. See, while you run for your mammal lives, we'll be high in the sky, cruising above it all.

[Meanwhile, inside Buck's mind...]

Neil:
That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard! [Pythagorus Buck and Robo Buck nod with reply]

[Back in reality...]

Gavin:
We'll be as safe as those little birdies. [a meteor hits a bird] Lucky shot. [more meteors hit more birds] Very lucky shot? [3 more asteroids hit with an enormous explosion]

Roger:
I knew it! I was right! There's no paradise!

Gertie:
WHAT?!? I'm too young to go extinct! AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! [freaks out]

Buck:
She gets it... now, please! We haven't got much time!

Gavin:
[angry] What are you waiting for?! Kill him! [charges towards Buck]

Roger:
[suddenly blocks his father's way] No, Dad! I won't let you! Do you want to know what I love about our family? That we're alive. There are more important things than your pride right now. If you care about us, you should not kill him. You should help him, Dad!

Gertie:
Pop? I hate to say this, b-but my freaky little brother may be right.

Buck:
As a father, I would work with my worst enemy. To ensure a brighter future for my little one.

Ice Age: Collision Course  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Granny:
Folks, I'm outta cake, but I got salami!

Shira:
[to the Geotopians] Faster, faster!

Granny:
[talks fast] I'm outta cake, but I got salami!

Diego:
[takes Granny on his back] Granny, come on!

Granny:
Whoa! WHOA! WHOA!!!

Ice Age: Collision Course  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Julian:
[he and Manny are trying to push the last wall of Geotopia from slipping when he comes up with an idea] Mad air on the halfpipe! Manny, I have a plan: We have to let the crystal go!

Manny:
You know we're trying to get it in the volcano, right?

Julian:
Manny, the only thing I want is a life with Peaches. And to prove myself to you. So, okay, 2 things. I want 2 things. Do you really think I'd waste the only chance I have left?

Manny:
Okay. Let's do it!

Julian:
On my count! 1… 2… 3! [they move out of their way so the last wall can block the volcano] Did it work?

Manny:
Yes! I take back everything I ever said about you!

Julian:
Yes! Wait, what? [been interrupted by the erupting volcano]

Manny:
(I'll tell ya later.) Now let's get out of here!

Ice Age: Collision Course  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[The crystals don't shoot up until Granny plugs up the last geyser, which then the asteroid then flies off-course and back into space]

Crash and Eddie:
[cheering the asteroid's ejection] Hit the road, you stupid rock! We just stopped the doomsday clock! YEAH! WHOO!

Manny:
[embraces Julian and gives him a noogie] Bring it in, bro-son! Welcome to the family!

Ice Age: Collision Course  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[After the asteroid has been pulled off course, the Geotopian elders are now relaxing in a hot tub; Brooke speaks to Sid]

Sid:
You sure you can't come with us?

Brooke:
Oh, Sidney, I wish I could, but we both know this is for the best. You've got your whole life in front of you. Besides… I'll have Granny to keep me company.

Sid:
You're staying to?!

Granny:
Are you kiddin'? This place is GREAT! Tonight's the big talent show, and tomorrow, "Naked Bingo"!

Teddy:
[calling to Granny] You comin', Gladys?! I ain't getting any younger. Whoo!

Gladys:
What? I can't hear you!

Teddy:
What?! I can't hear you.

Gladys:
What?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!

Brooke:
[turns to Sid and gives him a rock slab with a sketch of herself] You'll always be my one true love. Here.

Sid:
[takes the slab from her hands] Woah. Hold on! [takes a different slab and draws himself to show Brooke it]

Brooke:
It looks just like you.

Sid:
Now we'll be with each other forever!

Ice Age: Collision Course  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Gen:
(tries to talk to Casey before class) Casey! (as she walks away) I'm in good shape! I can keep up with you!

Casey:
Go away!

Gen:
Casey, I didn't know!

Casey:
(storms off upset) Right!

Tina:
(catches Gen bunking off skating to go to school) Where have you been? You are aware you had practice half an hour ago!

Gen:
(turns around from her locker) Yes, I'm aware!

Tina:
And?

Gen:
And I'm done!

Tina:
Done?! (walks toward Gen)

Gen:
I'm quitting!

Tina:
You've got to be kidding. That's ridiculous!

Gen:
No; I was ridiculous for putting myself through this for so long! We both know I don't have the talent!

Tina:
Gen, perseverance is nine-tenths of mastering any sport.

Gen:
Do you know what I want? No, you don't know what I want! Because you never cared!

Tina:
(to onlooking crowd) If you have any sense of self-preservation, you'll scatter. (to Gen) I'm listening!

Gen:
I want to stop missing school! I like school! And you know what? It's stupid! And the band will probably be horrible, but you know what I want? I want to go to the homecoming dance! And I want to go with Brian! And I want to stop feeling like an idiot for flunking math because I don't have the time to learn it! And I want–!

Tina:
(shouts) All right! (says softly) All right. I can see that maybe we've overdone it!

Gen:
Overdone it? Just a little! Casey's skates, Mom?

Tina:
We'll continue this discussion at home!

Gen:
(slumps down the wall, crying. Then Casey offers her hand to help her up) You heard the whole thing?

Casey:
Yeah! Are you okay?

Gen:
(nods her head) It's your slot, Case! If I drop out you're right next! You're going to sectionals!

Casey:
No. Thanks, but tomorrow's my Harvard interview! That's my slot! That's what I should be doing.

Gen:
Are you sure about that?

Ice Princess  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Casey chooses skating over Harvard.]

Joan:
You can't do this, Case. You're giving up your dream.

Casey:
No, Mom. I'm giving up your dream. I'm going after mine.

Ice Princess  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Casey:
I want you to coach me for sectionals.

Tina:
Why on Earth would I do that?

Casey:
Because you don't have a skater and I don't have a coach. We're a perfect match.

Ice Princess  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[After filming and witnessing Casey landing a double lutz, and Casey was shocked that she landed a double jump.]

Ann:
When you sign with Nike, remember I wear size six-and-a-half.

Ice Princess  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Before Casey's long program]

Tina:
Put these in. (Hands her earplugs)

Casey:
Why?

Tina:
Believe me, you don't want to know. If they fall, you'll get cocky. If they bring the crowd to its feet, you'll feel pressured. No one else exists. Go into the bubble.

Ice Princess  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Gen:
You can eat what you want!

Tiffany:
Like bread! Buckets and buckets of bread!

Nikki:
Oh boo-hoo! Who cares? Who cares about all that stuff? Don't you just want to skate all the time?

Gen:
No.

Tiffany:
No.

Nikki:
What's the matter with you, people? Are you insane? The Jumping Shrimp is a skating machine!

Casey:
"The Jumping Shrimp"?

Nikki:
My mom copyrighted it. See ya!

Gen:
Scary!

Tiffany:
We must learn from her.

Ice Princess  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Casey:
He says it's my calling!

Anne:
QED!

Casey:
How is this Quite Easily Demonstrated? I mean you’re just as good at physics as I am!

Anne:
Not even close! I crank you glide! Event horizon! One day that guy is going to wake up and realise he needs a math tutor! And that tutor will be me!

Ice Princess  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Gen:
Are you a science geek, too?

Anne:
Math geek!

Gen:
Really? If I pass math then maybe I can get into college! Do you tutor?

Anne:
Know any cute guys?

Ice Princess  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Nikki:
I was this close! (shows with her fingers) This close to losing! Where did all of those triples come from?

Mom:
Sweetie...

Nikki:
Don't you know what's going to happen? After six months with Tina?!

Mom:
What?

Nikki:
She's gonna whip my butt!

Ice Princess  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Casey:
Are you happy about my feet?!

Tina:
What? I'm sorry, Casey, but your old skates were a mess.

Gen:
You bought her new skates?!

Casey:
Oh, please! Like you didn't know!

Gen:
Casey, I didn't!

Casey:
How can you lie to my face?! You're just as bad as she is!

Teddy:
Hey, ease up, Casey!

Casey:
Oh! Just defend her, like you weren't part of it!

Teddy:
How can you think that?

Casey:
Because it's true! Y-you just set me up! All of you! What kind of people are you?!

Ice Princess  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Casey's Mom:
(to Casey) Honey, get in the car. Just get in the car. (to Tina) How dare you!

Tina:
Just hang on, kids.

Casey's Mom:
You think you can just waltz away after injuring my daughter?!

Tina:
It's Joan, right?

Casey's Mom:
Pulling her away from her studies behind my back?!

Tina:
Nobody pulled her!

Casey's Mom:
Filling her head with some kind of fantasy that she can skate and then sabotaging every chance she had?!

Tina:
I did you both a favor. You didn't want this for Casey and you're right. She's not cut out for it. Is she gifted? I'll give her that. But Casey will never fight for it. She's too polite to do what you have to, which is to push past everyone and everything and just take it.

Casey's Mom:
So that‍'‍s the example you set for your daughter. To lie and to sneak around and to cheat!

Tina:
I made my daughter strong, and you made Casey at home in a lecture hall. And she's going to do very well there. So you see? We agree.

Casey's Mom:
My daughter is brilliant. She will succeed at whatever she does. But she will do it the right way, despite people like you trying to convince her otherwise.

Ice Princess  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dad Tobias:
[after seeing the message on the ceiling] It's just a prank. [clicks off flashlight] Anton.

Mom Tobias:
Anton? Our little scooter would never do something like that!

Dad Tobias:
Quit calling him that baby name. Anton would not scoot his behind off the couch if the house was on fire!

Idle Hands  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Anton:
[hears moaning coming from Mick's grave] Mick?

Mick:
Over here. Anton, help me. Come on, man, I can't breathe down here. Anton? Anton, can you hear me?

Anton:
[kneels and leans over Mick's grave] Mick?

Mick:
Yeah man, it's Mick.

Anton:
You're dead!

Mick:
No I'm not! You conked me on the head pretty good. I must've been unconcious.

Anton:
You think?

Mick:
I know fucker, now dig me up!

Idle Hands  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Anton:
[after cutting his hand off] Where did it go?

Pnub:
What, you mean the hand?

Anton:
Of course I mean the hand!

Pnub:
Try looking up your ass.

Idle Hands  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dexter Holland:
[kicking Anton off the stage at the Concert]Get out of here kid. You had your fun, now it's time...

The Hand:
TIME TO DIE BITCH!!!!!! [As the crowd screams, the Hand continues] You're all my bitches now!!

Idle Hands  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Anton:
Fucking little hand I got you now.[The hand is in a puppet disguise. He sneaks behind Anton's shoulder]

The Hand:
I'm your little daddy now...BITCH!!! [Anton and the hand fight] You should learn NOT to cut off the hand that feeds you Anton!!! AND NOW ANTON..YOU DIE!!!! [Anton punches the Hand who is still in the puppet outfit, then pins him to the floor.] EAT THIS BITCH!!! [Anton grabs him as he is about to deliver a striking blow]

Anton:
Who's you daddy now Bitch?

The Hand:
I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP!!!

Idle Hands  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Last lines]

Mick:
Hey, you were right. Anton does scream like a girl!

Pnub:
You think we should tell him that we put that writing on the ceiling?

Mick:
Fuck it!

Pnub:
Hey, let's go walk through a nurse!

Mick:
Okay, watch it. Some of them are guys.

Idle Hands  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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