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Sid:
Hey, it sounds like it's slowing down. Yep! It's definitely over! [gets hit by a meteor; Ellie turns him, his nipples glowing a bright red] Except for that one...

Manny:
[a cave-in occurs, everything in dark] We might wanna think about moving underground for a while.

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[In Buck's home, three dino-birds are fighting over a Mother Triceratops and stealing her egg]

Buck:
? Figaro! Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, FIGAROOOO!!! ? [Buck is taking a shower] With you in a minute. I'll have to uh...rinse and repeat.

Gavin:
[groans] That weasel is such a buzzkill. Let's go, kids.

[Buck is done having the shower]

Buck:
[to the Mother Triceratops] Don't worry, ma'am. I'll catch the crew that poached your egg. [drinks the milk from a coconut, and throws it away] It's a pun! I'm winking under the eye patch. [jumps off a cliff] ? A mother is crying, a damsel in distress ?, [lands on Roger] ? Foreboding intruders have made such a mess. ? [plucks one of Roger's feathers] ? What I detect is a lack of respect, For all that is precious and dear! ? [Roger bites his tail, and screams in pain] ? I am the pint-sized protector of this lost world. ? ? But my friends call me Buck. ? [Gavin bites the cliff, instead of Buck] Well played, guys! ? I have a message, "Bullies not welcome..." [gets Rudy's Tooth] "...Return what you've stolen. Go back where you came from." La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la ? ? You know I'm greater, So don't be a hater. You may be Jurassic, But I am fantastic! ? [echoing from a cave] ? Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro! ? Oh, love that bit! [Gavin growls] ? Running, and Climbing, and Spinning, and Grinning, and Ducking, and Diving, and Dodging, and Sliding, and Gliding, and Staying alive, And these are the few of the things that I do before lunch! ? Death defying! Danger denying! [jumps off a cave's cliff] Look I'm flying! ? You might think I'm mad, but hey, you only live once! No need to thank me, but if you insist, I won't resist. ? Who smells like fish?! Hold on to your butts! [The Dino-Birds sniff their butts] ? Class Diiiiiisss... [The Dino-Birds tries to fly away, but boulders land on them] ...Miiiiiisssssed! ? [catches his drink and sips it] Ah... Good egg!

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Buck:
Oh, right on the spleen! Utterly useless, but totally hurts.

Diego:
Hey, Buck! Welcome back, buddy.

Shira:
Wait, this half-a-snack is a dinosaur whisperer?

Buck:
And expert salsa dancer. [scats] I have one eye, but all my original teeth. Would you like to count them? [shows his teeth]

Shira:
No thank you.

Buck:
And this must be... Nectarine?

Peaches:
Um, Peaches.

Buck:
Semantics my dear. I am deeply honored.

Julian:
Sweet eye-patch. Very gangster.

Buck:
Thank you! [to Peaches] I like this kid.

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[Crash and Eddie keep drumming all the time, Manny takes the drum sticks away]

Manny:
Do you mind?

Crash:
Boy, he really sucks the fun out of everything. Doesn't he?

Eddie:
FUNSUCKER!

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Buck:
No worries, because I've got a plan.

Manny:
Really, to stop an asteroid?

Buck:
[shows the tablets on the prophecy] Look, the last two asteroids have pummeled the earth in the same spot, and it's about to happen again. We've got to go there and see what's attracting the asteroid. Once we know why it's coming, we can figure out how to send it somewhere else.

Granny:
That plan is so dumb, I wish it had a face so I could smack it.

Manny:
Let me get this straight - instead of running away from a deadly asteroid... you want us to run directly towards it.

Buck:
I know it sounds suboptimal. But the good news is, it'll kill us no matter where we went!

Diego:
Well, that's reassuring.

Manny:
Okay. Even if we get to the crash site, how are we supposed to change what is literally written in stone?

Buck:
Ah, my cynical friend, the dinos were wiped off the face of the Earth, but some escaped. They changed their fate and we can change ours, too! Who's with me?! [the Herd all look at each other, then quickly huddle in]

Manny:
So what do you think?

Ellie:
Honestly, I'm worried the weasel's right.

Buck:
[dressed up with a leaf hat, nicking a lady's voice] No, don't listen to the weasel. He's a raving loon! [everyone just stares at Buck severely, and he laughs] Sorry, I just love playing devil's advocate. And looking fabulous!! [swoops away while waving his bottom]

Diego:
Well, Buck has saved our lives before, right?

Shira:
But what if he can't this time?

Peaches:
I don't know what to believe, but I'm afraid our lives will be over before they begin.

[They break up]

Manny:
[Buck cuts out the prophecy for the journey] Okay...I guess we're in.

Crash and Eddie:
[salute] Crash and Eddie reporting for duty!

Eddie:
Haha! "Duty". [he and Crash laugh]

Buck:
Excellent!

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[Ellie and Manny walking behind Peaches and Julian]

Manny:
[scoffs] Look at him. [Manny sees Julian walking funny] Who walks like that? [mocking Julian] "Oh, look at me." "I'm Julian." "Forget the asteroid and give me a hug, bro dad." [interruptingly coughing] Look at that pretty bird over there. [shows Julian a dead vulture sitting on a branch which it squawks weakly]

Julian:
Yeah. That is a pretty bird. Good eye, Manny!

Manny:
[laughs nervously] The sky's literally falling and she thinks we're just gonna let her stroll into the wilderness with mister no plan's bouncy walk.

Ellie:
Stop picking on him.

Manny:
Come on, El. You're still mad at me, are you?

Ellie:
No, I'm not still mad. Because that's not how I wanna spend what could be our final days together. But if we somehow survive that planet-killing hunk of space rock, you're in for it.

Manny:
If we survived, we lose our daughter.

Ellie:
Well, I've been thinkin' about that, too. What if–?

Manny:
[interrupts] Oh, I know. We destroy their relationship, right? That way we never have to let her go and she'll just stay our little girl FOREVER! [Laughs evilly]

Ellie:
No, you psychopath. What if we convince them to stay near us?

Manny:
Oh...that's better. I like it. But how?

Ellie:
The way we always get her to do what we want, we make her think it's her idea.

Manny:
You sneaky, sneaky minx. He-he-he.

Ellie:
Let's just hope we haven't lost our touch.

Buck:
[goes upside down in front of Ellie] Found it. Behold, mammals, a sneak preview of the asteroid to come. A space rock: Fresh from the cosmos. [licks the space rock] Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm. A taste iron, a carbon... [gurgles] Oh, and a hint of nickel. Oh, space taste lonely.

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Gavin:
We are not retreating! Until that weasel came along, our family made an honest living. Stealing dino eggs.

Roger:
An honest living. Stealing. Kind of ironic, don't you think? Besides, why take out the weasel if the asteroid is just gonna take us out?

Gavin:
So much sight. So much vision. If we stop the weasel and his friends from diverting the asteroid, KABLOOIE! It kills the weasel and everyone else while we glide safely above it all! It'll be our paradise! [the Dino Birds sit in an imaginary throne, Gavin laughs evilly]

Roger:
That's seems highly implausible... [with an audible pop, this all goes back into reality] Just from a scientific standpoint. [Gavin ragingly growls at Roger] Fine. It's a great plan. Dynamite! One of the top 3 or 4

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Sid:
[during the electricity storm] Hurry, Granny!

Granny:
Don't you hurry me. I've been struck by lightning more times... [gets zapped by lighting showing that she's like killed]

Sid:
Ahh! GRANNY!!!

Granny:
[struck again and brought back to life] ...Than you've had hot breakfasts!

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Manny:
[holds out hockey sticks for Julian] How about a game before bedtime?

Julian:
No way! You want to play a game with me?! WOW! What is honored times 1,000?! No! Times 1,000,000? 'Cause whatever that equals is how honored I am.

Manny:
So, is that a "yes"?

Julian:
Yes, that's a "yes". It's the most "yes"! It's like "yes" with a bunch of s's, so it's like "YESssssssssssssssssSSSAH!".

Manny:
Uh, great. I'll see you on the ice!

[Later]

Manny:
[slides over to Diego] Happy? [Julian loses his balance and tries to hold himself with his hockey stick]

Diego:
[sighs, resigned] Oh, boy...

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Geotopian Ox:
[as the Herd enter inside Geotopia, Julian recognizes the ox sliding upside down on a Geotopian lever] WHOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOO!

Julian:
[amazed] Yeah! CATCHING MAD AIR ON THE HALF-PIPE!

Manny:
This is crazy!

Ellie:
Do you think they know they are living in a magnetic bull's-eye?

Diego:
Doesn't look like a lot of doomsday prepping going on in here.

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Brooke:
[making introductions to Sid] Well, hello handsome. I am Brooke. [she starts to massage Sid's jaw and cheeks] Ohhhh. Such exquisite bone structure. Such a strong jaw. I'm getting butterflies!

Manny:
[embarrassed] I'm getting nauseous...

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Brooke:
Here he is - the master of meditation, the supreme sovereign, the four times heavy thoughts champion of the world... (The Shangri Llama!!)

[Shangri Llama spits into a bowl which a Geotopia Aardvark holds]

Granny:
Is that a llama?! I hate llamas! They spit and smell!

Diego:
So does she.

Crash and Eddie:
So do we! Ha! [the duo hi-five and laugh]

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Diego:
This is the guy who's gonna save us?

Shangri Llama:
Yes, but first... downward dog! [Manny, Sid, and Diego do the downward dog pose] Caterpillar! [Shangri Llama cracks Diego's spine, then flips him, posing as Lotus position] Oh, you are storing a lot of hostility in your lower spine. Funky Chicken! Jiggy Jelly! Mashed Potato!

Sid:
[doing the Mashed Potato bounce] Hey, this is kind of easy. [crashes, then gets tied up with Granny] Could you help me please? My nose is dangerously close to my butt!

Diego:
Uh... Sid, why do you have 2 tails?

Granny:
I'm in here too!

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[Manny and Ellie are seeing Peaches with Julian cuddling on the other side of a Geotopian river]

Ellie:
We did a good job raising her, she's stronger than we know.

Manny:
Two days ago, I'd have given anything to keep her with us. Now I'd give anything just to see her get married... and leave home...

Ellie:
Play with her kids... dance with her husband.

Manny:
Yell at him when he forgets their anniversary.

Ellie:
It was a good one, wasn't it? Our life? You, me... and Peaches?

Manny:
[embraces Ellie] The best.

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Sid:
[pulls out a crystal out of Geotopian wall for Brooke, which officially destroys Geotopia] Whoopsies...!

Shangri Llama:
No, no, no! Oaf! Simpleton! Nincompoop!

Sid:
You talking to her (Brooke) or me?

Shangri Llama:
That wall was the one thing... keeping us young, now we're all doomed! DOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!! And now I think I have a fever. Thank you so much, doofus!

Brooke:
Hey, easy there, Llama! This is the doofus of my dreams. He meant well.

Shangri Llama:
[mocking Brooke] Oh, "he meant well." WHO CARES?!

Peaches:
[servery to Julian] So much for serenity.

Shangri Llama:
300 years of peace and harmony... undone by one COLOSSALLY, INCREDIBLY... STUPENDOUSLY STUPID SLOTH!!! [begins to grow old alongside the other Geotopians from the wall breaking, even Brooke]

Sid:
Oh, Brooke!

Granny:
Wow, you guys got old. Whatever we (her and Teddy) had, it's over.

Teddy:
[tears up] That's what happens when you date a cougar.

Sid:
I'm very sorry, Mr. Llama.

Shangri Llama:
[laughs sarcastically] "Sorry." Sorry? [to Sid] Sorry doesn't fix the wall, now does it, you little...? [screams] I need a bubble bath or a massage. Who knows acupuncture? I need to let my anger out! LET IT OUT!! I've been pent up too long. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH...!!! I want to hit something. Someone give me their face.

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Brooke:
[whistles to get Shangri Llama's attention] May I remind you Geotopia is not yours to keep.

Shangri Llama:
No you may not!

Brooke:
It came from the sky, and now it's time to give it back.

Shangri Llama:
It's not!

Brooke:
It's too, you old coot. [turns to the other Geotopians] Change isn't easy, but it's part of life. It's time for us to embrace it again, whether you like it...or not.

Shangri Llama:
[singsonging] Not!

Brooke:
Listen Llama, I will go nuts and granola on your butt. So either get on board, or go twist yourself into a pretzel and na-ma-stay out of our way.

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Gavin:
[Roger pins down Buck on his back] That's more like it, Roger. Now finish him!

Buck:
No, wait, wait! You don't understand! You see that? If that asteroid hits, we all die.

Gavin:
"If it hits, we all die." [Gavin mocks crying, then laughs evilly] That's where you're wrong. See, while you run for your mammal lives, we'll be high in the sky, cruising above it all.

[Meanwhile, inside Buck's mind...]

Neil:
That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard! [Pythagorus Buck and Robo Buck nod with reply]

[Back in reality...]

Gavin:
We'll be as safe as those little birdies. [a meteor hits a bird] Lucky shot. [more meteors hit more birds] Very lucky shot? [3 more asteroids hit with an enormous explosion]

Roger:
I knew it! I was right! There's no paradise!

Gertie:
WHAT?!? I'm too young to go extinct! AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! [freaks out]

Buck:
She gets it... now, please! We haven't got much time!

Gavin:
[angry] What are you waiting for?! Kill him! [charges towards Buck]

Roger:
[suddenly blocks his father's way] No, Dad! I won't let you! Do you want to know what I love about our family? That we're alive. There are more important things than your pride right now. If you care about us, you should not kill him. You should help him, Dad!

Gertie:
Pop? I hate to say this, b-but my freaky little brother may be right.

Buck:
As a father, I would work with my worst enemy. To ensure a brighter future for my little one.

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Granny:
Folks, I'm outta cake, but I got salami!

Shira:
[to the Geotopians] Faster, faster!

Granny:
[talks fast] I'm outta cake, but I got salami!

Diego:
[takes Granny on his back] Granny, come on!

Granny:
Whoa! WHOA! WHOA!!!

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Julian:
[he and Manny are trying to push the last wall of Geotopia from slipping when he comes up with an idea] Mad air on the halfpipe! Manny, I have a plan: We have to let the crystal go!

Manny:
You know we're trying to get it in the volcano, right?

Julian:
Manny, the only thing I want is a life with Peaches. And to prove myself to you. So, okay, 2 things. I want 2 things. Do you really think I'd waste the only chance I have left?

Manny:
Okay. Let's do it!

Julian:
On my count! 1… 2… 3! [they move out of their way so the last wall can block the volcano] Did it work?

Manny:
Yes! I take back everything I ever said about you!

Julian:
Yes! Wait, what? [been interrupted by the erupting volcano]

Manny:
(I'll tell ya later.) Now let's get out of here!

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[The crystals don't shoot up until Granny plugs up the last geyser, which then the asteroid then flies off-course and back into space]

Crash and Eddie:
[cheering the asteroid's ejection] Hit the road, you stupid rock! We just stopped the doomsday clock! YEAH! WHOO!

Manny:
[embraces Julian and gives him a noogie] Bring it in, bro-son! Welcome to the family!

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[After the asteroid has been pulled off course, the Geotopian elders are now relaxing in a hot tub; Brooke speaks to Sid]

Sid:
You sure you can't come with us?

Brooke:
Oh, Sidney, I wish I could, but we both know this is for the best. You've got your whole life in front of you. Besides… I'll have Granny to keep me company.

Sid:
You're staying to?!

Granny:
Are you kiddin'? This place is GREAT! Tonight's the big talent show, and tomorrow, "Naked Bingo"!

Teddy:
[calling to Granny] You comin', Gladys?! I ain't getting any younger. Whoo!

Gladys:
What? I can't hear you!

Teddy:
What?! I can't hear you.

Gladys:
What?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!

Brooke:
[turns to Sid and gives him a rock slab with a sketch of herself] You'll always be my one true love. Here.

Sid:
[takes the slab from her hands] Woah. Hold on! [takes a different slab and draws himself to show Brooke it]

Brooke:
It looks just like you.

Sid:
Now we'll be with each other forever!

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Gen:
(tries to talk to Casey before class) Casey! (as she walks away) I'm in good shape! I can keep up with you!

Casey:
Go away!

Gen:
Casey, I didn't know!

Casey:
(storms off upset) Right!

Tina:
(catches Gen bunking off skating to go to school) Where have you been? You are aware you had practice half an hour ago!

Gen:
(turns around from her locker) Yes, I'm aware!

Tina:
And?

Gen:
And I'm done!

Tina:
Done?! (walks toward Gen)

Gen:
I'm quitting!

Tina:
You've got to be kidding. That's ridiculous!

Gen:
No; I was ridiculous for putting myself through this for so long! We both know I don't have the talent!

Tina:
Gen, perseverance is nine-tenths of mastering any sport.

Gen:
Do you know what I want? No, you don't know what I want! Because you never cared!

Tina:
(to onlooking crowd) If you have any sense of self-preservation, you'll scatter. (to Gen) I'm listening!

Gen:
I want to stop missing school! I like school! And you know what? It's stupid! And the band will probably be horrible, but you know what I want? I want to go to the homecoming dance! And I want to go with Brian! And I want to stop feeling like an idiot for flunking math because I don't have the time to learn it! And I want–!

Tina:
(shouts) All right! (says softly) All right. I can see that maybe we've overdone it!

Gen:
Overdone it? Just a little! Casey's skates, Mom?

Tina:
We'll continue this discussion at home!

Gen:
(slumps down the wall, crying. Then Casey offers her hand to help her up) You heard the whole thing?

Casey:
Yeah! Are you okay?

Gen:
(nods her head) It's your slot, Case! If I drop out you're right next! You're going to sectionals!

Casey:
No. Thanks, but tomorrow's my Harvard interview! That's my slot! That's what I should be doing.

Gen:
Are you sure about that?

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[Casey chooses skating over Harvard.]

Joan:
You can't do this, Case. You're giving up your dream.

Casey:
No, Mom. I'm giving up your dream. I'm going after mine.

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Casey:
I want you to coach me for sectionals.

Tina:
Why on Earth would I do that?

Casey:
Because you don't have a skater and I don't have a coach. We're a perfect match.

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