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Manny:
ELLIE, PEACHES! I'M HERE! PLEASE! She's gotta be here! [no response, Sid, Diego and Granny slump sadly; Manny closes his eyes in despair]

Peaches:
[in distance] Dad!

Manny:
Wait! Did you hear that?

Diego:
Manny.

Manny:
No, I heard something! I heard it!

[As they draw closer, a shadow is shown in the fog]

Diego:
Is that—?

Manny:
Peaches? THERE SHE IS!

Peaches:
Dad!

Manny:
We're coming, sweetie! Don't move!

Peaches:
Daddy!

Manny:
Peaches!

[Suddenly, Captain Gutt emerges out of the fog, holding a dagger at Peaches' neck]

Gutt:
Welcome home, Daddy!

Peaches:
LET GO OF ME!

Gutt:
What are the odds? We were just talking about you! You like the new ship? I call her Sweet Revenge!

Ice Age: Continental Drift  Movie Quote

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Ellie:
Back off.

Shira:
It's okay, I'm on your side.

[Squint throws starfishes at Ellie and Shira]

Squint:
I knew you were a traitor.

Shira:
Your little bunny nose wiggles in the cutest way when you're mad!

Squint:
WHAT?! [Squint prepares one last attack] Your nine lives are over, kitty!

[Ellie stomps on Squint]

Ellie:
Silly rabbit... piracy doesn't pay.

Squint:
Hey, that's not cool. Come on, now.

Ice Age: Continental Drift  Movie Quote

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[Manny and Captain Gutt battle on top of the ice mass as a landmass carries them upwards]

Gutt:
There's nowhere to run, Manny! [flings the mammoth by his tusks. As the ice hunk they fight on slides towards the sea, Gutt attacks with his bone sword. Manny defends himself with a spear held in his trunk] You know, this ocean isn't big enough for the both of us! [knocks the spear out of Manny's trunk, then swings his sword at the mammoth, barely missing his eye]

Manny:
Don't worry! You won't take up much space once I FLATTEN YOU! [tries to stomp on Gutt, but Gutt pushes him off. Manny charges, but Gutt jumps upwards and swings from vine overhead. Jumping down, he kicks Manny to the edge. The mammoth eyes the nearing ocean.]

Gutt:
[holding a log to finish him off] Told ya, tubby! You shouldn't have messed with the Master of the Seas!

Manny:
You know, sometimes, it pays to weigh 11 TONS! [leaps on the end of the ice, catapulting Gutt into the air]

Gutt:
NO!

Manny:
[catching the log] Bon voyage, Monkey-boy! [bats Gutt, sending him flying into the distance]

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"Female ape":
Oh, Captain Gutt...

Gutt:
[happily] That's me!

"Female ape":
Let's rule the seas together.

Gutt:
[last words before his death] Aye, aye... [The female ape revealed as a siren.] Huh? (What the…?)

[The siren grabs and eats Captain Gutt alive]

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Manny, Sid, Diego, Shira and Ellie:
We are, we are not your ordinary fami-mily, but we can all agree that…

Peaches, Ethan and Steffie:
...We are, we are close as close can be

Granny:
Not too close!

Peaches:
We are-are-are-are-are

Ethan:
We are

Peaches:
We are-are-are-are-are

Steffie:
We are

Peaches:
We are-are-are-are-are

Ethan:
We are

Peaches:
We are

Ethan:
Family!

Shira: So, it's don't matter when it looks like we look perfect to me! We got every kind of love. I feel so lucky indeed!

Ellie: They can keep on talking. It don't matter on me cause we are, we are

Ethan:
Family

Steffie:
Family!

Shira:
We are, we are–

Granny:
Ham and cheese!

Sid:
No, it's "we are family"!

Granny:
Nah!

Peaches:
Okay, so the links in our chain makes us strain

Ellie:
But really, they make us stronger

Peaches: And no one would replace not a thing Mother

Manny:
Or father!

Sid:
Go, Manny!

Peaches:
Cause we…

Steffie:
Cause we come from everywhere

Shira:
Whoa, whoa

Steffie:
Searching for ones to care

Shira: Somehow we found it here! We found us a home!

Ellie:
We are, we are not your ordinary fami-mily, but we can all agree that

Peaches:
We are, we are

Ethan and Steffie:
Close as close can be

Peaches:
We are-are-are-are-are

Ethan:
We are

Peaches:
We are-are-are-are-are

Steffie:
We are

Peaches:
We are-are-are-are-are

Ethan:
We are

Katie:
We are, we are

Ellie:
Family!

Shira:
Family!

Ethan:
Family!

Peaches:
We are, we are

Granny:
Ham and cheese! [laughs]

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Sid:
[proposes to a purple female sloth named Francine] I need to ask you something. Will you marry...?

Francine:
Sid, I'm going to stop you right there. I'm breaking up with you!

Sid:
[gasps] WHAT?! But I planned our future! Our wedding, [the camera pans over to a wedding service with empty seats] Our kids, [then shows their "kids" that are made of melons and mud sculptures] "Mommy!" ...Our burial plots...

Beaver:
[digs up two holes for their burials] How you doin'?

Sid:
I even hired a band! [Sid's Mariachi Band rise up instrumental notes] No, no! Not yet!

Francine:
Are you crazy? We've only had one date. It lasted 14 minutes!

Sid:
Yes. But it felt like 20. [shows her a ring in his sea shell]

Francine:
Ugh! I can't! A ring? I mean I like the ring, but no. I can't, you're too clingy.

Sid:
[zoom out to show Francine piggybacking Sid on her back] How is this clingy?

Francine:
[takes off Sid off of her back] And by the way, you look nothing like your profile picture. [walking away and muttering to herself] Francine, you gotta start dating outside of your species...

Sid:
We can work this out! Is this because of the bikini? [gets a leaf thrown at his face]

Ice Age: Collision Course  Movie Quote

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[Meteorites explode like fireworks, seemingly making Manny and Ellie's anniversary go better]

Manny and Sid:
[to each other] Nice save with the light show. Wait, you didn't do this? Then who did?

Ellie:
Oh, Manny... I was so afraid you'd forgotten, but you lit up the sky for me? How'd you do it?

Manny:
Uh, well... a magician never reveals his secrets.

Ellie:
Aw... thank you.

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Diego:
[watching some kids playing while eating some berries] I keep picturing our own kid in there, he'd be the best one.

Shira:
I think you meant "she".

Diego:
He.

Shira:
Either way, we've been over this Diego. Kids are afraid of us.

Diego:
Yeah, but why?

Start:
[a young start and aardvark see Diego and Shira and mistake the grape juice on their mouths for blood] Are they gonna eat us?

Shira and Diego:
Hi kids.

Start and Aardvark:
[as frightened now, they both run off] Ahhh! AAAHH!

[Beat]

Shira:
I even smiled this time.

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Macrauchenia:
Meteor shower!

Eddie:
Meteor?

Crash:
[sniffs his arm pit] Shower?!

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Sid:
Hey, it sounds like it's slowing down. Yep! It's definitely over! [gets hit by a meteor; Ellie turns him, his nipples glowing a bright red] Except for that one...

Manny:
[a cave-in occurs, everything in dark] We might wanna think about moving underground for a while.

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[In Buck's home, three dino-birds are fighting over a Mother Triceratops and stealing her egg]

Buck:
? Figaro! Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, FIGAROOOO!!! ? [Buck is taking a shower] With you in a minute. I'll have to uh...rinse and repeat.

Gavin:
[groans] That weasel is such a buzzkill. Let's go, kids.

[Buck is done having the shower]

Buck:
[to the Mother Triceratops] Don't worry, ma'am. I'll catch the crew that poached your egg. [drinks the milk from a coconut, and throws it away] It's a pun! I'm winking under the eye patch. [jumps off a cliff] ? A mother is crying, a damsel in distress ?, [lands on Roger] ? Foreboding intruders have made such a mess. ? [plucks one of Roger's feathers] ? What I detect is a lack of respect, For all that is precious and dear! ? [Roger bites his tail, and screams in pain] ? I am the pint-sized protector of this lost world. ? ? But my friends call me Buck. ? [Gavin bites the cliff, instead of Buck] Well played, guys! ? I have a message, "Bullies not welcome..." [gets Rudy's Tooth] "...Return what you've stolen. Go back where you came from." La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la ? ? You know I'm greater, So don't be a hater. You may be Jurassic, But I am fantastic! ? [echoing from a cave] ? Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro! ? Oh, love that bit! [Gavin growls] ? Running, and Climbing, and Spinning, and Grinning, and Ducking, and Diving, and Dodging, and Sliding, and Gliding, and Staying alive, And these are the few of the things that I do before lunch! ? Death defying! Danger denying! [jumps off a cave's cliff] Look I'm flying! ? You might think I'm mad, but hey, you only live once! No need to thank me, but if you insist, I won't resist. ? Who smells like fish?! Hold on to your butts! [The Dino-Birds sniff their butts] ? Class Diiiiiisss... [The Dino-Birds tries to fly away, but boulders land on them] ...Miiiiiisssssed! ? [catches his drink and sips it] Ah... Good egg!

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Buck:
Oh, right on the spleen! Utterly useless, but totally hurts.

Diego:
Hey, Buck! Welcome back, buddy.

Shira:
Wait, this half-a-snack is a dinosaur whisperer?

Buck:
And expert salsa dancer. [scats] I have one eye, but all my original teeth. Would you like to count them? [shows his teeth]

Shira:
No thank you.

Buck:
And this must be... Nectarine?

Peaches:
Um, Peaches.

Buck:
Semantics my dear. I am deeply honored.

Julian:
Sweet eye-patch. Very gangster.

Buck:
Thank you! [to Peaches] I like this kid.

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[Crash and Eddie keep drumming all the time, Manny takes the drum sticks away]

Manny:
Do you mind?

Crash:
Boy, he really sucks the fun out of everything. Doesn't he?

Eddie:
FUNSUCKER!

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Buck:
No worries, because I've got a plan.

Manny:
Really, to stop an asteroid?

Buck:
[shows the tablets on the prophecy] Look, the last two asteroids have pummeled the earth in the same spot, and it's about to happen again. We've got to go there and see what's attracting the asteroid. Once we know why it's coming, we can figure out how to send it somewhere else.

Granny:
That plan is so dumb, I wish it had a face so I could smack it.

Manny:
Let me get this straight - instead of running away from a deadly asteroid... you want us to run directly towards it.

Buck:
I know it sounds suboptimal. But the good news is, it'll kill us no matter where we went!

Diego:
Well, that's reassuring.

Manny:
Okay. Even if we get to the crash site, how are we supposed to change what is literally written in stone?

Buck:
Ah, my cynical friend, the dinos were wiped off the face of the Earth, but some escaped. They changed their fate and we can change ours, too! Who's with me?! [the Herd all look at each other, then quickly huddle in]

Manny:
So what do you think?

Ellie:
Honestly, I'm worried the weasel's right.

Buck:
[dressed up with a leaf hat, nicking a lady's voice] No, don't listen to the weasel. He's a raving loon! [everyone just stares at Buck severely, and he laughs] Sorry, I just love playing devil's advocate. And looking fabulous!! [swoops away while waving his bottom]

Diego:
Well, Buck has saved our lives before, right?

Shira:
But what if he can't this time?

Peaches:
I don't know what to believe, but I'm afraid our lives will be over before they begin.

[They break up]

Manny:
[Buck cuts out the prophecy for the journey] Okay...I guess we're in.

Crash and Eddie:
[salute] Crash and Eddie reporting for duty!

Eddie:
Haha! "Duty". [he and Crash laugh]

Buck:
Excellent!

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[Ellie and Manny walking behind Peaches and Julian]

Manny:
[scoffs] Look at him. [Manny sees Julian walking funny] Who walks like that? [mocking Julian] "Oh, look at me." "I'm Julian." "Forget the asteroid and give me a hug, bro dad." [interruptingly coughing] Look at that pretty bird over there. [shows Julian a dead vulture sitting on a branch which it squawks weakly]

Julian:
Yeah. That is a pretty bird. Good eye, Manny!

Manny:
[laughs nervously] The sky's literally falling and she thinks we're just gonna let her stroll into the wilderness with mister no plan's bouncy walk.

Ellie:
Stop picking on him.

Manny:
Come on, El. You're still mad at me, are you?

Ellie:
No, I'm not still mad. Because that's not how I wanna spend what could be our final days together. But if we somehow survive that planet-killing hunk of space rock, you're in for it.

Manny:
If we survived, we lose our daughter.

Ellie:
Well, I've been thinkin' about that, too. What if–?

Manny:
[interrupts] Oh, I know. We destroy their relationship, right? That way we never have to let her go and she'll just stay our little girl FOREVER! [Laughs evilly]

Ellie:
No, you psychopath. What if we convince them to stay near us?

Manny:
Oh...that's better. I like it. But how?

Ellie:
The way we always get her to do what we want, we make her think it's her idea.

Manny:
You sneaky, sneaky minx. He-he-he.

Ellie:
Let's just hope we haven't lost our touch.

Buck:
[goes upside down in front of Ellie] Found it. Behold, mammals, a sneak preview of the asteroid to come. A space rock: Fresh from the cosmos. [licks the space rock] Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm. A taste iron, a carbon... [gurgles] Oh, and a hint of nickel. Oh, space taste lonely.

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Gavin:
We are not retreating! Until that weasel came along, our family made an honest living. Stealing dino eggs.

Roger:
An honest living. Stealing. Kind of ironic, don't you think? Besides, why take out the weasel if the asteroid is just gonna take us out?

Gavin:
So much sight. So much vision. If we stop the weasel and his friends from diverting the asteroid, KABLOOIE! It kills the weasel and everyone else while we glide safely above it all! It'll be our paradise! [the Dino Birds sit in an imaginary throne, Gavin laughs evilly]

Roger:
That's seems highly implausible... [with an audible pop, this all goes back into reality] Just from a scientific standpoint. [Gavin ragingly growls at Roger] Fine. It's a great plan. Dynamite! One of the top 3 or 4

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Sid:
[during the electricity storm] Hurry, Granny!

Granny:
Don't you hurry me. I've been struck by lightning more times... [gets zapped by lighting showing that she's like killed]

Sid:
Ahh! GRANNY!!!

Granny:
[struck again and brought back to life] ...Than you've had hot breakfasts!

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Manny:
[holds out hockey sticks for Julian] How about a game before bedtime?

Julian:
No way! You want to play a game with me?! WOW! What is honored times 1,000?! No! Times 1,000,000? 'Cause whatever that equals is how honored I am.

Manny:
So, is that a "yes"?

Julian:
Yes, that's a "yes". It's the most "yes"! It's like "yes" with a bunch of s's, so it's like "YESssssssssssssssssSSSAH!".

Manny:
Uh, great. I'll see you on the ice!

[Later]

Manny:
[slides over to Diego] Happy? [Julian loses his balance and tries to hold himself with his hockey stick]

Diego:
[sighs, resigned] Oh, boy...

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Geotopian Ox:
[as the Herd enter inside Geotopia, Julian recognizes the ox sliding upside down on a Geotopian lever] WHOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOO!

Julian:
[amazed] Yeah! CATCHING MAD AIR ON THE HALF-PIPE!

Manny:
This is crazy!

Ellie:
Do you think they know they are living in a magnetic bull's-eye?

Diego:
Doesn't look like a lot of doomsday prepping going on in here.

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Brooke:
[making introductions to Sid] Well, hello handsome. I am Brooke. [she starts to massage Sid's jaw and cheeks] Ohhhh. Such exquisite bone structure. Such a strong jaw. I'm getting butterflies!

Manny:
[embarrassed] I'm getting nauseous...

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Brooke:
Here he is - the master of meditation, the supreme sovereign, the four times heavy thoughts champion of the world... (The Shangri Llama!!)

[Shangri Llama spits into a bowl which a Geotopia Aardvark holds]

Granny:
Is that a llama?! I hate llamas! They spit and smell!

Diego:
So does she.

Crash and Eddie:
So do we! Ha! [the duo hi-five and laugh]

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Diego:
This is the guy who's gonna save us?

Shangri Llama:
Yes, but first... downward dog! [Manny, Sid, and Diego do the downward dog pose] Caterpillar! [Shangri Llama cracks Diego's spine, then flips him, posing as Lotus position] Oh, you are storing a lot of hostility in your lower spine. Funky Chicken! Jiggy Jelly! Mashed Potato!

Sid:
[doing the Mashed Potato bounce] Hey, this is kind of easy. [crashes, then gets tied up with Granny] Could you help me please? My nose is dangerously close to my butt!

Diego:
Uh... Sid, why do you have 2 tails?

Granny:
I'm in here too!

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[Manny and Ellie are seeing Peaches with Julian cuddling on the other side of a Geotopian river]

Ellie:
We did a good job raising her, she's stronger than we know.

Manny:
Two days ago, I'd have given anything to keep her with us. Now I'd give anything just to see her get married... and leave home...

Ellie:
Play with her kids... dance with her husband.

Manny:
Yell at him when he forgets their anniversary.

Ellie:
It was a good one, wasn't it? Our life? You, me... and Peaches?

Manny:
[embraces Ellie] The best.

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Sid:
[pulls out a crystal out of Geotopian wall for Brooke, which officially destroys Geotopia] Whoopsies...!

Shangri Llama:
No, no, no! Oaf! Simpleton! Nincompoop!

Sid:
You talking to her (Brooke) or me?

Shangri Llama:
That wall was the one thing... keeping us young, now we're all doomed! DOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!! And now I think I have a fever. Thank you so much, doofus!

Brooke:
Hey, easy there, Llama! This is the doofus of my dreams. He meant well.

Shangri Llama:
[mocking Brooke] Oh, "he meant well." WHO CARES?!

Peaches:
[servery to Julian] So much for serenity.

Shangri Llama:
300 years of peace and harmony... undone by one COLOSSALLY, INCREDIBLY... STUPENDOUSLY STUPID SLOTH!!! [begins to grow old alongside the other Geotopians from the wall breaking, even Brooke]

Sid:
Oh, Brooke!

Granny:
Wow, you guys got old. Whatever we (her and Teddy) had, it's over.

Teddy:
[tears up] That's what happens when you date a cougar.

Sid:
I'm very sorry, Mr. Llama.

Shangri Llama:
[laughs sarcastically] "Sorry." Sorry? [to Sid] Sorry doesn't fix the wall, now does it, you little...? [screams] I need a bubble bath or a massage. Who knows acupuncture? I need to let my anger out! LET IT OUT!! I've been pent up too long. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH...!!! I want to hit something. Someone give me their face.

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