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TV Personality:
The world of medicine has seen its share of miracle cures, from the polio vaccine to heart transplants. But all past achievements may pale in comparison to the work of Dr. Alice Krippin. Thank you so much for joining us this morning.

Dr. Alice Krippin:
Not at all.

TV Personality:
So, Dr. Krippin, give it to me in a nutshell.

Dr. Alice Krippin:
Well, the premise is quite simple - um, take something designed by nature and reprogram it to make it work for the body rather than against it.

TV Personality:
You're talking about a virus?

Dr. Alice Krippin:
Indeed, yes. In this case the measles, um, virus which has been engineered at a genetic level to be helpful rather than harmful. Um, I find the best way to describe it is if you can... if you can imagine your body as a highway, and you picture the virus as a very fast car, being driven by a very bad man. Imagine the damage that car can cause. Then if you replace that man with a cop... the picture changes. And that's essentially what we've done.

TV Personality:
And how many people have you treated so far?

Dr. Alice Krippin:
Well, we've had 10,009 clinical trials in humans so far.

TV Personality:
And how many are cancer-free?

Dr. Alice Krippin:
10,009.

TV Personality:
So you have actually cured cancer.

Dr. Alice Krippin:
Yes, yes... yes, we have.

I Am Legend  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Social Worker:
Lucy, your father is 1 hour and 45 minutes late. You only have a few minutes left.

Lucy:
You can leave if you want to.

I Am Sam  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Rita:
Now, Ms. Cossell, in all the time that you've known them, have you ever questioned Sam's ability as a father?

Annie:
Never.

Rita:
Never?

Annie:
Never. Look at Lucy. She's strong. She displays true empathy for people, all kinds of people. I know that you all think she's as smart as she is despite him, but it's because of him.

Rita:
So what you're saying is you don't worry about Lucy's future?

Annie:
No, I do.

Rita:
Ah...

Annie:
I worry all the time. I worry if they take Lucy away from her father they will take away an enormous piece of her, and I worry that she will spend the rest of her life trying to fill that hole.

I Am Sam  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Sam:
I need to get Lucy back. We need, we need - to be professional!

Rita:
Do you know what that means?

Sam:
When dealing with Starbucks' customers, 'be friendly but not familiar'. I can be your friend.

I Am Sam  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Lucy:
Daddy, did God make you to be like this or was it an accident?

Sam:
Okay, what do you mean?

Lucy:
I mean you're different.

Sam:
But what do you mean?

Lucy:
You're not like other daddies.

Sam:
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Yeah, I'm sorry.

Lucy:
It's okay daddy. It's okay. Don't be sorry. I'm lucky. Nobody else's daddy ever comes to the park.

Sam:
Yeah! yeah! yeah! We are lucky. Aren't we lucky?

I Am Sam  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Lucy:
I won't read the word!

Sam:
I'm your father and I'm telling you to read the word 'cause I can tell you to because I'm your father.

Lucy:
I'm stupid.

Sam:
You are not stupid!

Lucy:
Yes, I am.

Sam:
No, you are not stupid 'cause you can read that word.

Lucy:
I don't wanna read it if you can't.

Sam:
No, because it makes me happy! It makes me happy hearing you read. Yeah, it makes me happy when you're reading.

Lucy:
[Lucy reads again]

I Am Sam  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Lucy:
(while being observed) I want no other daddy but you. (turns to glass; shouts) Did you hear that? I said I didn't want any other daddy but him. Why don't you write that down?

I Am Sam  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Tommy Corn:
[after being hit in the face with a rubber ball] Awesome! Can we do the ball thing everyday?

Caterine Vauban:
Don't call it the ball thing. Call it pure being.

Tommy Corn:
Okay... so can we do the pure being ball thing everyday?

I Heart Huckabees  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Vivian Jaffe:
You live all the time with things you can't see. You can't see electricity, can you? You can't see radio waves, but you accept them.

Bernard Jaffe:
Trust.

Albert Markovski:
just trust!

Bernard Jaffe:
You better stay away from Caterine, Albert, 'cause she's gonna lead you down the path of darkness.

Vivian Jaffe:
She was our prize graduate student until she went astray.

Albert Markovski:
No, I think that I am going to stay with her, and the cracks and the pain and the nothingness, because THAT's more real to me, THAT's what I feel.

Tommy Corn:
Word.

Bernard Jaffe:
Okay, we're not sweatin' it.

Vivian Jaffe:
No, we're gonna work with Brad.

Bernard Jaffe:
It'll all come back to you and interconnection.

Albert Markovski:
Brad? Are you kidding me? I'm gonna work on that prick and it's all gonna come to pain and no connection!

Bernard Jaffe:
No.

Tommy Corn:
It's on.

I Heart Huckabees  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Bernard Jaffe:
[points to zipper bag] All right, get in.

Albert Markovski:
You want me to get in?

Bernard Jaffe:
Mm-hm.

Albert Markovski:
So get in here?

Bernard Jaffe:
Yeah.

Albert Markovski:
What's gonna happen to me in there?

Bernard Jaffe:
You're gonna see.

I Heart Huckabees  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Barry:
I know what you did last summer?

[sarcastic]

Barry:
Ooooooh! What a crock of shit.

I Know What You Did Last Summer  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Barry:
How do you know this is even related? You did a lot of things last summer.

Julie:
Yeah. Well, only one murder comes to mind.

Barry:
[gets really furious] YOU SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!

I Know What You Did Last Summer  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Ray:
Julie, what are you doing here?

Julie:
We didn't kill David Egan. It was someone else on the road that night.

Ray:
What are you talking about?

Julie:
I think it was Susie's father, Ben Willis. He's a fisherman.

Ray:
But they found David's body in the water.

Julie:
Yeah, I know, but I think Ben Willis killed David Egan!

Ray:
Wait a second. You think this Willis guy killed David, then we killed him?

Julie:
Yeah, but what if he didn't die, Ray? What if he's still alive?

Ray:
This is crazy. Come aboard. Come inside.

I Know What You Did Last Summer  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Spooner:
Hold my pie.

Guy on the street:
What?

Spooner:
Sir, hold it or wear it. [The man grabs the pie]

I, Robot  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Asthmatic Woman:
[After Spooner "arrests" her robot] You... [inhales with her inhaler] are an asshole.

Spooner:
Ma'am, is that your purse?

Asthmatic Woman:
Of course, it´s my purse, I left my inhaler at home. He was running it out to me.

Spooner:
I saw the robot running with the purse, and naturally I assumed...

Asthmatic Woman:
What? Are you crazy?!

NS-4 Robot:
I'm sorry for the misunderstanding, Officer.

Asthmatic Woman:
Don't apologize. You were doin' what you're supposed to be doin'. [to Spooner] But what are you doing!?

Spooner:
[Embarrassed] Have a lovely day, ma'am.

Asthmatic Woman:
You lucky I can't breathe, or I'd walk all up and down your ass!

I, Robot  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[After Spooner arrives at the station]

Lt. Bergin:
Lead by example. Says that right on your badge. So, are we going to talk about this?

Spooner:
About what?

[Behind him, the other cops laugh]

Police Officer:
[sarcastically] Police, help me! That robot stole my dry-cleaning! [laughs]

Spooner:
Ohhh, you wanna talk about that.

Lt. Bergin:
Spoon, how many robots have ever snatched a purse?

Spooner:
John, the thing is runnin'-

Lt. Bergin:
No, how many robots... in the world have ever committed a crime?

Spooner:
Now, define "crime"-

Lt. Bergin:
Answer the question, dammit.

Spooner:
[long pause] None, John.

Lt. Bergin:
What happened today?

Spooner:
Nothing.

Lt. Bergin:
Better be the last "nothing."

I, Robot  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Robertson:
Can I offer you a coffee?

Spooner:
Sure, why not. It's free, right?

I, Robot  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Spooner:
[picks up a book on Lanning's desk] Hansel and Gretel... Is that on the USR preferred reading list?

Dr. Calvin:
Not precisely. [Spooner picks up a stool and swings it into an unbroken window in Lanning's office, which cracks, but doesn't break] What in God's name are you doing?!

Spooner:
Did you know that was safety-glass? Be pretty difficult for an old man to throw himself through that, don't you think?

Dr. Calvin:
[nonplussed] Well, he figured out a way.

Spooner:
[unconvinced] Uh-huh. [looks around the office]

Dr.Calvin:
Detective, the room was security locked. Nobody came or went. You saw that yourself. Doesn't this have to be suicide?

Spooner:
Yep. [drawing his gun] Unless the killer is still in here. [starts searching through a container full of robotic parts]

Dr. Calvin:
[realising what Spooner's getting at] You're joking, right? [follows him] This is ridiculous-

Spooner:
Yeah, I know. The Three Laws. Your perfect circle of protection.

Dr. Calvin:
"A robot cannot harm a human being." The First Law of Robotics.

Spooner:
Yeah, I've seen your commercials. But doesn't the Second Law say that a robot must obey any order given by a human. What if it was given an order to kill?

Dr. Calvin:
Impossible, it would conflict with the First Law!

Spooner:
Right, but the Third Law states that a robot can defend itself.

Dr. Calvin:
Yes, but only if that action does not conflict with the First or Second Laws.

Spooner:
Well, you know what they say; Laws are made to be broken.

Dr. Calvin:
No. Not these Laws. They are hard-wired into every robot. A robot can no more commit murder than a human can... walk on water.

Spooner:
Well, you know, there was this one guy, a long time ago-

[Sonny jumps out of the container, knocking Spooner's gun out of his hand]

I, Robot  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dr. Calvin:
[To a field of NS-5s] Attention NS-5s!

[The NS-5s all come on-line]

Spooner:
Oh yeah, you're the robot shrink.

Dr. Calvin:
There is a robot in this formation that does not belong. Identify it.

NS-5s:
One of us.

Dr. Calvin:
Which one?

NS-5s:
One of us.

Spooner:
How much did you say these things cost?

I, Robot  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Spooner:
Robots, you will not move! Confirm command!

NS-5s:
Command confirmed.

[Spooner draws his gun and steps forward]

Dr Calvin:
But... Detective, what are you doing?

Spooner:
Well as you said, they have all been programmed with the Three Laws, and that means we have one thousand robots that will not drive to protect themselves if it is in violation of a direct order from a human. And I bet one will. [aims his gun at the NS-5s one by one]

Dr Calvin:
Detective, put your gun down.

Spooner:
Why do you give them faces? Try to friendly them all up, make them look more human.

Dr Calvin These robots are not suspectible to intimidation.

Spooner:
Well, I guess if you did, then we wouldn't trust them.

Dr. Calvin:
These robots are USR property!

Spooner:
Not me. These things are just lights, and clockwork [shoots an NS-5]

Dr. Calvin:
Are you crazy?!

Spooner:
Let me ask you somethin', Doc. Does thinking you're the last sane man on the face of the Earth make you crazy? 'Cause if it does, maybe I am.

I, Robot  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Spooner:
Murder's a new trick for a robot. Congratulations. Respond.

Sonny:
What does this action signify? [winks] As you entered, when you looked at the other human. What does it mean? [winks]

Spooner:
It's a sign of trust. It's a human thing. You wouldn't understand.

Sonny:
My father tried to teach me human emotions. They are... difficult.

Spooner:
You mean your designer.

Sonny:
...Yes.

Spooner:
So, why'd you murder him?

Sonny:
I did not murder Dr. Lanning.

Sponner:
Wanna explain why you were hiding at the crime scene?

Sonny:
I was frightened.

Spooner:
Robots don't feel fear. They don't feel anything. They don't get hungry, they don't sleep-

Sonny:
I do. I have even had dreams.

Spooner:
Human beings have dreams. Even dogs have dreams, but not you. You are just a machine; an imitation of life. Can a robot write a symphony? Can a robot turn a... canvas into a beautiful masterpiece?

Sonny:
[with genuine interest] Can you?

Spooner:
[beat, irritated] I think you murdered him because he was teaching you to simulate emotions, and things got out of control.

Sonny:
I did not murder him.

Spooner:
But emotions don't seem like a very useful simulation for a robot.

Sonny:
[getting upset] I did not murder him.

Spooner:
Hell, I don't want my toaster or my vacuum cleaner appearing emotional-

Sonny:
[hitting table with his fists] I DID NOT MURDER HIM! [looks down to see the damage he has inflicted to the interrogation table]

Spooner:
That one's called anger. Ever simulate anger before? [Sonny doesn't respond] Answer me, canner!

Sonny:
[looks up, indignant] My name is Sonny.

Spooner:
So, we're naming you now. Is that why you murdered him? He made you angry?

Sonny:
Dr. Lanning killed himself. I don't know why he wanted to die. I thought he was happy. Maybe it was something I did. Did I do something? He asked me for a favor... Made me promise...

Spooner:
What favor?

Sonny:
Maybe I was wrong... Maybe he was scared...

Spooner:
What are you talking about? Scared of what?

Sonny:
You have to do what someone asks you, don't you, Detective Spooner?

Spooner:
How the hell do you know my name?

Sonny:
Don't you? If you love them?

I, Robot  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Spooner:
What if I'm right?

Lt. Bergin:
Well, then I guess we're going to miss the good old days...

Spooner:
[exasperated] What good old days?

Lt. Bergin:
When people were killed by other people.

I, Robot  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[after Spooner escapes from Dr. Lanning's house being demolished]

Dr. Calvin:
Is there something I need to help you with, detective?

Spooner:
Hey, do you like cats?

Dr. Calvin:
Wait, what?

Spooner:
Cats. Do you like them?

Dr. Calvin:
What? No, I'm allergic... Are you saying that cats did this to you!?

Spooner:
[looks at her incredulously] How the hell would cats do this to me? Are you crazy?! [gets a drink of whiskey from a nearby table]

Dr. Calvin:
Why are we talking about cats?

Spooner:
Because I have a cat in my trunk, and he's homeless.

Dr. Calvin:
Aren't you going to tell me what's going on here?

Spooner:
You know, I think this is my fault, you know, that I'm like a sort of malfunction magnet, because your shit keeps malfunctioning around me; A demo-bot just tore through Lanning's house - with me still inside!

Dr. Calvin:
That's highly improbable.

Spooner:
[sarcastically] Yeah, I'll say it is. [truthfully] Do you know anything about the "ghost in the machine"?

Dr. Calvin:
It's a phrase from Lanning's work on the Three Laws. He postulated that cognitive simalactra might one day approximate component models of the psyche. [notices Spooner looking confused] He suggested that robots could naturally evolve.

Spooner:
: [sarcastic] Wow! Well, that's just great. [notices an NS-5 sitting on her couch] What the hell is that thing doing in here?

Dr. Calvin:
We were watching TV. It's my personal NS-5.

Spooner:
Send it out.

Dr. Calvin:
It's downloading its upgrades from USR. Most of its systems are offline until it finishes.

Spooner:
I'm not talking in front of that thing. [moves away] In the lab, when Sonny jumped us-

Dr. Calvin:
Sonny?

Spooner:
The robot.

Dr. Calvin:
You're calling the robot Sonny?

Spooner:
No, um, it did. Sonny did. I didn't care, the robot said it was Sonny. In the lab, there was a cot. I'm asking you, did you see the cot?

Dr. Calvin:
I've slept in my office.

Spooner:
I went to Dr. Lanning's home, it looked like he hadn't been in there in weeks, and I saw that same surveillance strip on the ceiling.

Dr. Calvin:
Lanning had his home security system linked to USR. It made his life more convenient.

Spooner:
Maybe someone in USR was using those systems to watch him, maybe even keep him prisoner.

Dr. Calvin:
What are you talking about? Who?

Spooner:
Maybe Lanning was onto something. Maybe... There's a bigger problem with the robots, and Robertson is trying to cover it up.

Dr. Calvin:
Humoring you, for no reason... Why?

Spooner:
[becoming annoyed] The same old "why"... How much money is there in robots? [pause] All I know is, that poor old man was in trouble, and I'm sick and tired of doing this shit by myself. You're on the inside, and you're going to help me find out what is wrong with these robots.

Dr. Calvin:
[irritated] You "want" something to be wrong with them! This is a personal vendetta!

Detective Del Spooner:
[mockingly] Oh, you're putting me on the couch? Alright, just a moment... [sits on the desk chair] Okay, I'm on the couch.

Dr. Calvin:
One defective machine is not enough for you, You need them all to be bad! You don't care about Dr. Lanning's death; This is about the robots and, for whatever reason, you hate them so much!

Spooner:
[gets up from the chair] Well, let's see. One of them put a gun in my face, and another onetore a building down with me still inside.

Dr. Calvin:
[checks her device] Demolition was scheduled for 8 PM this evening.

Spooner:
It was 8 AM tomorrow, and I don't give a shit what that thing says!

Dr. Calvin:
This is bordering on clinical paranoia.

Spooner:
[struggling to contain himself] You are the DUMBEST, smart person, I have ever met in my life!

Dr. Calvin:
Nice.

Spooner:
[frustrated] What makes your robots so perfect?! What makes them so much... GODDAMN better than human beings?!

Dr. Calvin:
Well, they're not irrational, or potentially homicidal maniacs for starters!

Spooner:
[sarcastically] That is true. They are definitely rational.

Dr. Calvin:
You are the dumbest dumb person I've ever met!

Spooner:
Or is it because they're cold, and emotionless, and they don't feel anything?

Dr. Calvin:
It's because they're safe! It's because they can't hurt you!

NS-5 Robot:
[appears] Is everything all right, ma'am?

Spooner:
Hey, what do you want?!

NS-5 Robot:
I detected elevated stress patterns in your voice.

Dr. Susan Calvin:
Everything's fine. [pointedly, to Spooner] Detective Spooner was just leaving.

[Spooner procedes to do so, then stops beside her]

Spooner:
You know something, Doc? You and I ain't that different.

Dr. Calvin:
[scoffs] Is that so?

Spooner:
One look at the skin, and we think we know just what's underneath. And you're wrong. [gives her a picture of her and Dr. Lanning] The problem is I do care.

[Spooner leaves as Calvin begins to cry, clutching the photograph]

I, Robot  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Spooner:
Gigi, you're a genius!

Gigi:
[smiles] True.

I, Robot  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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