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Wash: Everybody's laughin' at ya. Tom, you made an impression on this town that's got to be eradicated right now. Destry: Oh now, Wash, don't you think them first impressions are darn fool things to jump at, though? Wash: Around here, you gotta jump first or you don't live long. – Destry Rides Again Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Kent: Mr. Destry, before we start drinking, I think you and me oughta come to an understanding. Destry: Well, I'm all for folks understandin' each other. That's a mighty fine idea, Mr. Kent. Kent: I'm glad you agree with me. So I'll start by telling you that I have a very peculiar hobby. Destry: So have I. Mine's carvin' napkin rings. What's yours? Kent: Mine's collectin' deputy sheriff's guns. [The saloon empties out] Whenever I meet a new deputy, I always ask him for his gun. And I ask 'em real nice. Destry: Well, I'm sorry Mr. Kent, I'm afraid this here's one gun your collection's gonna be minus. Kent: You mean I'm gonna have to take it? Destry: If you can. Now hold on, hold on. Don't get excited here. I was just tryin' to tell ya that I ain't got any guns. You see, if I would have had a gun there, why, one of us might have got hurt - and it might have been me. I wouldn't like that, would I? [Kent laughs] Bugs: Tweet, tweet. I'm a canary. Where's my cage? Gyp: It's gettin' sunny. Where's my parasol? Kent: Folks - seems like we got a deputy that knows what's good for him. If he don't carry a gun, he can't get into any trouble. And if anybody comes to you, you come to Uncle. Destry: I'll remember that, Mr. Kent. Kent: What'll you have, deputy? [They turn and face the bar] Loupgerou: Milk? Destry: Yeah, I think I will. Frenchy: [hands Destry a broom and a wooden bucket full of water] I can see now how you cleaned up Tombstone. You can start right here - and don't forget the corners. – Destry Rides Again Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Lily Belle: Hey you, give me those pants. [She grabs them from Frenchy] And from now on, you leave my husband alone! Frenchy: I don't want your husband, Mrs. Callahan. All I want is his money - and his pants. Lily Belle: And how did you get 'em? By makin' eyes at him while you cheat? You gilded-lily you! Frenchy: But Mrs. Callahan, you know that he would rather be cheated by me than married to you. Lily Belle: What did you say? Frenchy: You heard me. Lily Belle: That's what I thought you said. [They fight] – Destry Rides Again Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Wash: What in tarnation do you believe in? Destry: Law and order. Wash: Without guns? Destry: Without 'em! Wash: Well, if that don't beat all, let go. Oh Tom, the reason they made me sheriff here is because I was the town drunk. They wanted someone they could kick around, someone who wouldn't ask questions. But I was aimin' to fool 'em, do things right, sendin' for you. And now, you fooled me. Destry: Well, you will fool 'em, Wash. We'll fool 'em together. Wash: The only way to do that is fill 'em full of lead. Destry: No, no, no, what for? You shoot it out with 'em and for some reason or other, I don't know why, they get to look like heroes. But you put 'em behind bars and they look little and cheap, the way they oughta look. And that serves as a warnin' for the rest of 'em to keep away. Wash: Oh that won't work here in Bottleneck. You go on home and I'll go back to bein' the town drunk. That's all I'm good for. Destry: Now you're not goin' back to bein' the town drunk and I'm gonna stay here and do this job I come for. My pa did it the old way and I'm gonna do it a new way. And if I don't prove to you that I'm right, I'll get out of town quick enough, don't worry. But first you got to give me a chance, Wash. You've got to give me a chance on this thing...Now come on, come on, swear me in, Sheriff. – Destry Rides Again Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Wash: Look at this post. Soaked through and through with the blood of Saw-tooth Magee. Yeah, he objected to a petticoat a neighbor's wife was wearing and they fit to a draw. Both buried in the same grave. Destry: It's all due to the petticoat. Wash: No, Saw-tooth and the neighbor and four innocent bystanders. You gotta listen to reason or get out of town. Destry: Aw, I think I'll stick around. You know, I had a friend once who used to collect postage stamps. He always said the one good thing about a postage stamp - it always sticks to one thing 'til it gets there, you know. I'm sort of like that too. – Destry Rides Again Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Destry: I've seen hundreds like you all the way from Jacksonville to Sacramento. And you all think easy pickin's will last forever. Frenchy: You'd better mind your own business or you're heading for trouble. Destry: Trouble is my business. Frenchy: Well, you'll have plenty from me. I do as I like in this town - understand? And anyone who gets in my way is taken care of. Destry: Like they took care of Keogh? Frenchy: Yes, just like that. Destry: That's what I thought. Frenchy: What do you think you're going to do? Destry: Don't get scared. Frenchy: I'm not scared of anything, and you keep your mouth shut and get out of town before it's too late for you. Destry: Oh now come on, I don't think you're half as bad as you make out to be. Frenchy: Never mind what I am. Destry: I'll bet you've got kind of a lovely face under all that paint, huh? Why don't you wipe it off someday and have a good look - and figure out how you can live up to it. – Destry Rides Again Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Frenchy: I wanted to see you before I left...I'm just tired of Bottleneck - the whole crowd and everything I've been doing. So I'm going back to New Orleans. Destry: Well, the folks are all gonna miss you around here. All except a few wives, I suppose. Frenchy: What about you? Destry: Me too. Frenchy: It's wonderful this time of year. You'd like it there. How about it? [Three gun shots ring out]' No Tom, you can't go out there. They know all about the federal judge. They'll kill you if you go down the stairs. Stay here, Tom. – Destry Rides Again Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Wash: [after having been shot in the back] Well Tom, they came. Destry: Now don't do any talkin' now, just rest. Wash: I'll talk if I wanna - for a little while, anyway. Destry: All right, if you wanna talk. Wash: I'll bet you knew a fellow once who did something like falling asleep when he oughta kept awake. Didn't ya, huh? Destry: Yeah, I knew a fella that lived down around Wichita. He was a ...well you see, he tried to keep awake one night when he was gonna catch a stage over to a nearby town and he had a girl over there he was courtin'... Wash: A man must be an awful fool to get shot in the back.... Destry: Wait a minute, you know, that's how they shot my father. They didn't dare face him either. Wash: They didn't give us a chance, did they? Destry: No. Wash: Oh, I'm sleepy, plumb-tuckered out. – Destry Rides Again Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[After T.J. tricks Deuce that space cakes are not hash brownies, Deuce eats a space cake and starts hallucinating that he "enters a painting" per the request of the beautiful woman in the painting. Once "inside the painting", he approaches the woman] Beautiful Woman in Painting: Maybe YOU can help me. Deuce Bigalow: Really? Beautiful Woman in Painting: I don't want a man who's chiseled and sculpted. I like soft and weak. Deuce Bigalow: You do? Beautiful Woman in Painting: I want a man who's unemployed. And went to a community college. Deuce Bigalow: I am...and I did. Beautiful Woman in Painting: And you know what really turns me on? Deuce Bigalow: What? Beautiful Woman in Painting: Is thinking about him in his tighty whities...sitting at his computer...and visiting different porn sites...and taking the free tour...with no intention of ever joining. Deuce Bigalow: I don't have a credit card! Beautiful Woman in Painting: Kiss my chest. Deuce Bigalow: Okay! – Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
T.J.: I prefer to think of myself as more of a... male madame. That didn't come out right. – Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Deuce: Where am I supposed to get $6,000. in three weeks? – Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[The aquarium attendees catches Deuce cleaning a fish tank naked. He is shocked by their disgusted looks.] Man: Yuck! Woman: EWW! [The next moment, he is escorted out of the aquarium by two burly security guards under orders from his boss] Deuce: Swim trunks are loaded with detergents and other hazardous chemicals that could be harmful to fish. [The security guards tosses him out of the facility with his gear and clothes in tow] – Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mary Ann: I told Kevin, the only thing worse than having no father was having mine. Milton: I can relate. – The Devil's Advocate Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Milton: You were right about one thing, Kevin: I have been watching; couldn't help myself. Watching, waiting... holding my breath. But I'm no puppeteer, Kevin. I don't make things happen; doesn't work like that. Kevin: What did you do to Mary Ann? Milton: Free will, it's like butterfly wings – once touched, they never get off the ground. No, I only set the stage; you pull your own strings. Kevin: What did you do to Mary Ann? [produces and aims a pistol at Milton] Milton: A gun? In here? Kevin: Goddamn it, what did you do to my wife?! Milton: Well, on a scale of 1 to 10 - 10 being the most depraved act of sexual theater known to man, 1 being your average Friday night run-through at the Lomax's household - I'd say, not to be immodest, Mary Ann and I got it on at about... seven. Kevin: Fuck you! [fires at Milton] Milton: Oh! Oh! Whoa! Gut me! Gut me! [more shots fired] Yes! Wow! Oh, yes! Yeah! Step it up, son! Come on, that's good! You got to hold on to that fury. Yeah, that's the last thing to go, that's the final hiding place, it's the final fig leaf. Kevin: Who are you? Milton: Who am I? Who are you? Never lost a case... why? Why do you think? 'Cause you're so fucking good, yeah? But why? Kevin: Because you're my father. Milton: I'm a little more than that, Kevin. Awfully hot in that courtroom, wasn't it? What's the game plan, Kevin? It was a nice run, Kev; had to close out some day. Nobody wins them all. Kevin: What are you? Milton: Oh, I have so many names. Kevin: Satan. Milton: Call me Dad. – The Devil's Advocate Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Kevin: Mary Ann, she knew it. She knew it... She knew it, so you destroyed her. Milton: You blaming me for Mary Ann? Oh, I hope you're kidding. Mary Ann, you could have saved her anytime you wanted. All she wanted was love. Hey, you were too busy. Kevin: That's a lie. Milton: Mary Ann in New York? Face it, you started lookin' to better-deal her the minute you got here. Kevin: That's not true. You don't know what we had. You don't know anything about us! Milton: Hey, I'm on your side! Kevin: You're a liar! [starts to leave] Milton: Hey, Kevin? There's nothing out there for you. Don't be such a fucking chump. Stop deluding yourself! I told you to take care of your wife. What did I say? The world would understand. Didn't I say that? What did you do? [imitates Kevin's voice] "You know what scares me, John? I leave the case, she gets better, and then I hate her for it." Remember? Kevin: I know what you did. You set me up! Milton: Who told you to pull out all the stops on Mr. Gettys? Who made that choice? Kevin: It's entrapment! You set me up! Milton: And Moyez, the direction you took - popes, swamis, snake handlers, all feeding from the same trough. Whose ideas were those? Kevin: You played me! It was a test! Your test! Milton: And Cullen! Knowing he was guilty, seeing those pictures, what did you do? You put that lying bitch on the stand. [laughs] Kevin: You brought me in, you put me there! You made her lie! Milton: I don't do that, Kevin! That day, on the subway, what did I say to you? What were my words to you?! Maybe it was your time to lose. You didn't think so. Kevin: Lose?! I don't lose! I win! I win! I'm a lawyer, that's my job, that's what I do! Milton: I rest my case. Vanity... is definitely my favorite sin. Kevin, it's so basic, self-love; the all-natural opiate. You know, it's not that you didn't care for Mary Ann, Kevin. It's just that you were a little bit more involved with someone else: yourself. – The Devil's Advocate Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Kevin: This is some pitch, all this. You must need me pretty bad. What do you want? Milton: Well, Eddie was right, I want you to take over the firm; you and your sister. Kevin: Is that it? Milton: No. She's ovulating... right now. Kevin: What? Milton: Your vanity is justified, Kevin. Your seed is the key to a new future. Your son is gonna sit at the head of all tables, my boy. He's gonna set this whole thing free. Kevin: You want a child. Milton: I want a family. Kevin: The Antichrist. Milton: [scoffs] Whatever. Kevin: But I have to volunteer. Milton: Free will, it is a bitch. Kevin, I need a family. I need help, I'm busy. Millennium's coming soon. Title fight! Round 20. Ooh, I'm ready to work. What do you say, Kev? Kevin: What're you offering? Milton: We negotiating? Kevin: Always. Milton: Yes! Kevin: What're you offering? Milton: Everything. Anything. What do you want? How 'bout bliss for starters? Instant bliss, bliss on tap... bliss any way you want it. How about that first line of cocaine? That walk into a strange girl's bedroom? Familiar? Kevin: Oh, you're gonna have to do a little better than that. Milton: I know. I'm just getting warmed up. You want more, don'tcha? You deserve more. How about the thing you love the most? Smile from a jury? Ooh, that cold courtroom just giving itself over, bending to your strength. Kevin: I get that on my own. Milton: Not like this. I take the bricks out of the briefcase. I give you pleasure, no strings! Freedom, baby, is never having to say you're sorry. This is revolution, Kevin. Viva la causa. – The Devil's Advocate Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Kevin: Why the law? Cut the shit, Dad! Why lawyers? Why the law? Milton: Because the law, my boy, puts us into everything. It's the ultimate backstage pass; it's the new priesthood, baby. Did you know there are more students in law school than there are lawyers walking the Earth? We're coming out, guns blazing! The two of you, all of us, acquittal after acquittal after acquittal... until the stench of it reaches so high and far into heaven, it chokes the whole fucking lot of them. Kevin: In the Bible, you lose. We're destined to lose, Dad. Milton: Well, consider the source, son. Besides, we're gonna write our own book; Chapter 1, right here. This altar, this moment... Christabella: Will you stop talking? You talk too much, both of you. Kevin, look at me; just look at me. Milton: Oh! She is really stunning. Christabella: Who am I? Kevin: I've wanted you from the moment we met. Milton: Diaboli virtus in lumbas est, diaboli virtus in lumbas est... Virtue of the devil is in his loins. Kevin: What about love? Milton: Overrated. Biochemically, no different than eating large quantities of chocolate. Christabella: Hey. In two minutes, you won't be thinking about Mary Ann ever again. Come here. Milton: She's right, my son. It's time to step up and take what's yours. Kevin: You're right, it's time. Free will, right? [shoots himself in the head] – The Devil's Advocate Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Dave: She hates Me. Alan Reed & Bob Alexander: Yes! – Dave Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Dave: So uh your job is to protect the president all the time, that's that's your whole job Right? Duane: Yes. Dave: Do you have a gun? Duane: Yes. Dave: You ever use it? Duane: Not yet. Dave: You know, I've always wondered about you guys. You know, about how you're trained to take a bullet for the president? Duane: What about it? Dave: Is that really true? I mean, would you let yourself be killed to save his life? Duane: Certainly. Dave: So, now that means you'd get killed for me too. – Dave Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Dave: I don't want to tell some eight-year-old kid he's gotta sleep in the street because we want people to feel better about their car. Do you want to tell them that? Secretary of Commerce: No, sir. No, I sure don't. – Dave Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Ellen Mitchell: [after Dave reveals his true identity to Ellen] So, what do you do for a living? Dave: You mean, when I'm not running the country? Ellen Mitchell: Yeah. Dave: I run a temp agency. You know, secretaries and stuff. Ellen Mitchell: So you find people jobs. Dave: Yes. [Ellen chuckles] Dave: What? What's so funny? Ellen Mitchell: It's just, it's more than most people do around here. – Dave Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[over the truck radios] Peter: You look my size when you're sitting in the truck. Roger: What I wanna know is how we ended up in the same force, what with you being so tall and all. Peter: They told me it was a midget force. They needed somebody to look up to! – Dawn of the Dead Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Roger: Aww God! Oh, Jesus Christ! Peter: What is it? Roger: My bag! I left my goddamn bag in the other truck! Peter: [stops driving the truck] All right trooper, you better screw your head on. Roger: [hyped tone] Yeah, yeah, yeah, c'mon, c'mon c'mon, let's go! Peter: [grabbing him by the collar] I mean it! Now you're not just playin' with your life, you're playin' with mine! Now... are you straight? Roger: [subdued tone] Yeah. – Dawn of the Dead Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[discovering a collection of zombies in the basement of a tenement building] Roger: Why did these people keep them here? Peter: 'Cause they still believe there's respect in dying. – Dawn of the Dead Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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