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Terry Rapson: [Over the phone] What I'm about to tell you is supposed to be confidential. Several hours ago, three helicopters went down over Scotland. They crashed because the fuel in their lines froze. Jack Hall: At what temperature does- Rapson: -150° Fahrenheit. I mean, we had to look it up! The temperature dropped phenomenally fast! On the ground, people froze before they could get out of their cars! Hall: Can you get me a satellite picture of Scotland two hours ago? Janet: Yeah. Rapson: We've got mountains of data, but nowhere near enough computer power to analyze it. Can you help us? Hall: Send us what you've got, we'll do our best. Rapson: Thanks, Jack. Bye for now. [hangs up] Janet: This is Scotland at the time the temperature dropped. [they see the image, which only displays hurricane-shaped cloud cover.] Hall: This thing looks just like a hurricane. Janet: Only hurricanes don't form over land. – The Day After Tomorrow Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Hackenbush: Here boy. Take these bags up to my room, and here's a dime for yourself. Mrs. Upjohn: Oh, no, no, no. This is Mr. Whitmore, our business manager. Hackenbush: Oh, I'm terribly sorry. Here's a quarter! – A Day at the Races Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Hackenbush: At the age of fifteen I got a job in a drugstore filling prescriptions. Whitmore: Don't you have to be twenty-one to fill prescriptions? Hackenbush: Well, uh, that's for grown-ups. I just fill them for children. Whitmore: No, no, Doctor. I mean, where did you get your training as a physician? Hackenbush: Oh, well, uh, to begin with I took four years at Vassar. Mrs. Upjohn: Vassar? But that's a girls' college. Hackenbush: I found that out the third year. I'd 've been there yet, but I went out for the swimming team. Whitmore: The doctor seems reluctant to discuss his medical experiences. Hackenbush: Well, medically, my experiences have been most unexciting. Except during the flu epidemic- Whitmore: Ah, and what happened? Hackenbush: I got the flu. – A Day at the Races Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Tony: Hey, boss! C'mere! Sun-Up is the worst horse on the track! Hackenbush: I notice he wins all the time. Tony: Aw, just because he comes in first. Hackenbush: Well, I don't want 'em any better than first. … Tony: Here your ice cream. [offering a hint book for betting on the horses] One dollar and you'll remember me all your life. Hackenbush: That's the most nauseating proposition I ever had. [buys code book] Tony: Here your ice cream. Tootsie-frootsie ice cream. [code book says that horse Z-V-B-X-R-P-L will win the next race; Tony offers a free code book to decode the letters] …just a one dollar printing charge. Hackenbush: Well, uh, give me one without printing. I'm sick of printing. Tony: …just a two dollar delivery charge. Hackenbush: What do you mean delivery charge? I'm standing right next to you. Tony: Well, for such a short distance, I make it a dollar. Hackenbush: Couldn't I move over here and make it uh - fifty cents? Tony: Yes, but I'd move over here and make it a dollar just the same. Hackenbush: [after buying many guidebooks] All I wanted was a horse, not a public library. … Hackenbush: [after realising he was swindled by Tony] Get your Tootsie-Frootsie. Nice ice cream. Nice Tootsie-Frootsie ice cream. – A Day at the Races Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Hackenbush: Record department. Col. Hawkins talkin'. Whitmore: Col. Hawkins, did you get a wire for me regarding Dr. Hackenbush? Hackenbush: [turns on a fan and blows a paper against it] I'm sorry sir. There's a hurricane blowin' down here, and you have to talk a little louder. Woo! It's certainly the windiest day we ever had! WOO! Certainly is windy! Whitmore: I want to find out about Dr. HACKENBUSH! (Hackenbush calls him on the intercom, pulling him away from the phone) Yes? Hackenbush: Whitmore you'll have to cut out that squawking! The patients are all complaining! [on the phone, posing as Colonel Hawkins]...I hope, sir, that's the information that you require. Whitmore: I'm sorry, Colonel. I didn't hear it. I was called to the dictagraph. Hackenbush: What was that you said sir? Whitmore: [loudly] I was called to the dictagraph! – A Day at the Races Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Hackenbush: : Whitmore, one more yelp outta you and I'll have you bounced out of here! (on the phone)...And I trust, sir, that that answers your question. Whitmore: I'm sorry, Colonel, I didn't hear you! Hackenbush: I can't hear you, you will have to talk a little louder. Whitmore: I want to find out something about Hackenbush! (Hackenbush calls him on the intercom again) Well, what is it now?! Hackenbush: Whitmore, that's the last time I'm gonna warn you about that yowling! (on the phone) And in conclusion, let me say… Whitmore: I'm sorry Colonel. What was that you said about Hackenbush? Hackenbush: Hack- you mean, Dr. Hackenbush? Oh, no, he's not here. Whitmore: (with mounting impatience) I know he's not there. He's here! Hackenbush: Then what are you botherin' me for, Yankee? Whitmore: But I want to know something about his Florida record- Hackenbush: (in a female telephone operator's voice) Here's your Florida call, Mr. Whitmore- Whitmmore: Operator, will you get off the line! Hello, hello, Colonel? Hackenbush: Yes? Whitmore: Are you sure you're speaking about Hugo Z. Hackenbush? Hackenbush: Who? Whitmore: Hugo Z. Hackenbush! Hackenbush: Who's calling him? Whitmore: (barely controlling his temper)...The Standish Sanitarium. Hackenbush: Yeah! That's where he works! Say, I understand he's doing a mighty fine job up there. Whitmore: I... I want to get some information regarding his qualifications for the job. Hackenbush: What job? Whitmore: As head of the sanitarium! Hackenbush: Who? Whitmore: Hackenbush! Hackenbush: [on the intercom] Whitmore, are you calling me? Whitmore: No, you sap! (picks up the phone)... Hello. Hackenbush: Yes, now, uh, now what was that name? Whitmore: Hackenbush. HACK-EN-BUSH! Hackenbush: Uh-huh. Well, as soon as he comes in, I'll have him get in touch with you. Whitmore: [slamming down the phone] No! – A Day at the Races Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Hackenbush: [examining Stuffy with an auriscope] I haven't seen anything like this in years. The last time I saw a head like that was in a bottle of formaldehyde. Tony: Told you he was sick. Hackenbush: [pointing to Stuffy's neck] That's all pure desecration along there. He's got about a 15% metabolism, with an overactive thyroid and a glandular affectation of about 3%. Tony: That's bad. Hackenbush: With a 1% mentality. [Stuffy grins] He's what we designate as the crummy moronic type. All in all, this is the most gruesome looking piece of blubber I've ever peered at. Tony: Hey doc. Hey doc! Hackenbush: Huh? Tony: You gotta the looking glass turned around, you're looking at yourself. Hackenbush: I knew it all the time. That was a good joke on all of us, wasn't it? – A Day at the Races Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Flo: Why, I've never been so insulted in my life! Hackenbush: [after looking at his watch] Well, it's early yet. – A Day at the Races Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Tony: I'm O'Reilly, the house-detective. Hackenbush: Don't talk so loud, your mustache will drop off. Tony: Have you got a woman in here? Hackenbush: If I haven't, I've wasted thirty minutes of valuable time. Tony: Well, ya better get her out. This is the last time I'm goin' to tell ya. Hackenbush: The last time? Can I depend on that? Tony: Yes, because this time I'm goin' to stay here all night. – A Day at the Races Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Flo: I want you to hold me. Oh, hold me closer! Closer! Closer! Hackenbush: If I hold you any closer, I'll be in back of ya! – A Day at the Races Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
The Jackal: How many people know about this? Rodin: Just the four of us. The Jackal: Let's keep it that way. This job depends on absolute secrecy. No notes must be kept. If any one of you is captured, I shall feel free to call it off. I suggest you go somewhere and remain there under heavy guard until the job is done. Agreed? Rodin: Agreed. The Jackal: The planning will be mine. Here's the number of my account in Switzerland. When I receive word that the first $250,000 has been deposited, I'll move - provided I'm ready. But I'll not be hurried or interfered with in any way. Rodin: Agreed. – The Day of the Jackal Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Barnhardt: It isn't faith that makes good science, Mr. Klaatu, it's curiosity. Sit down, please. There are several thousand questions I'd like to ask you. The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951 film) Edmund H. North – The Day the Earth Stood Still Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Yuddy: What day's today? Su Li-zhen: 16th. Yuddy: 16th... April the 16th. At one minute before 3pm on April the 16th, 1960, you're together with me. Because of you, I'll remember that one minute. From now on, we're friends for one minute. This is a fact, you can't deny. It's done. – Days of Being Wild Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Yuddy: Hey, have you heard of a kind of bird... Tide: The kind without legs, right? This kind of nonsense can only fool the girls! – Days of Being Wild Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Leung Fung-ying: When did I say I'd come home with you? Yuddy: You never said you wouldn't. – Days of Being Wild Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Harry Hogge: Cole, you're wandering all over the track! Cole Trickle: Well, this son of a bitch just slammed into me! Harry Hogge: No, no, he didn't bump you, he didn't nudge you, he didn't slam into you, he RUBBED you. And rubbin', son, is racin'. [Cole slams into the wall side-ways] Oh, there goes a fender. [Cole slams into another car] There goes a quarter-panel. [Cole slams into other cars and causes a multi-car crash; Harry just shakes his head in disbelief and face-palms] – Days of Thunder Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Tim Daland: [Walks to tractor] See you're enjoying the good life, Harry? Harry Hogge: Yeah. Well I don't mind spreadin' a little fertilizer round now and then. There's worse things. Tim Daland: How's the truck runnin'? Harry Hogge: Runs good. Tim Daland: [pause] I... uh... I want you to build me a car. Harry Hogge: [stops tractor] Now, Tim, everyone knows some downtown car dealer can't afford a race team. And no driver worth a damn is gonna sign with you. Cause they wreck one car, you can't afford to build them another, and their out of the deal, you know. And no car's gonna win without a driver, not even mine. Tim Daland: [points to Harry] If you built the car, I'd get a damn driver. Harry Hogge: [starts driving tractor] What kinda driver you gonna find after the season's started? Some ole' boy that's washed up, and wasn't worth a shit to begin with. Tim Daland: You can work with him. You can build a driver like you build a car, Harry. Harry Hogge: [points to dog] Tim, take a look at that hound. Now that's the best coon dog I ever seen or heard about, and I didn't teach him a damn thing. Tim Daland: Well I got somebody. Harry Hogge: Who? Tim Daland: Take a look at him. Harry Hogge: Anybody I gotta take a look at ain't somebody. Tim Daland: Then take a look at nobody. Harry Hogge: [stops tractor] Tim, I give up racin', you gotta know that. Tim Daland: Ah, you didn't give up racin', Harry. You quit to avoid investigation into Buddy's crash at Daytona. Harry Hogge: Hey, I didn't avoid any God-damn investigation. Tim Daland: [rolls eyes] Well, anyway, I... uh... I talked to NASCAR and if you come back in there won't be any investigation. Harry Hogge: How they hell you sell 'em on that deal? Tim Daland: I'm a helluva salesman. – Days of Thunder Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Tim Daland: What's wrong with him? Harry Hogge: I'll tell you what wrong with this deal is you, Tim. You're a victim of your own god-damn creation! Two race teams? That's one too many roosters in the henhouse. Tim Daland: It doesn't seem to bother Russ Wheeler. Harry Hogge: Oh, no, no, ever since that Daytona crash Cole's been called a troublemaker. Wheeler figures he can bump and bam Cole all he wants. Tim Daland: I don't see Russ doing anything like that. NASCAR doesn't see Russ doing anything like that. Harry Hogge: Oh I guess it ain't happening then under the watchful eyes of experts like you and NASCAR! – Days of Thunder Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Harry Hogge: But you don't, is that it? Tim Daland: As far is that goes, no, I don't, but I want to keep the sponsor and Cole, he's the one that made this happen and I haven't forgotten that, Harry. Harry Hogge: Right, right. – Days of Thunder Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Harry Gant: Daytona is a tough racetrack. And I'm sure, myself and everyone, are going to keep an eye on Cole to see if he's there, you know, all his reflexes and everything. Neil Bonnett: He's plenty capable of running that racecar good and I don't think he has any kind of effects from the accident that would be a factor in the way he performs. Aldo Bennedetti : I'm glad he's well enough to come back and I hope to beat him at the same time. Rusty Wallace: You know a lot of guys don't like him. And it's just a situation where the guy's got a lot of talant. He's wide open, he doesn't think about anything else, he just wants to win. I like that. Russ Wheeler: Since the crash, he's been a danger to himself and the other drivers. But if he comes near me, I'm going to put him in the wall. Simple as that. I don't expect I'll see too much of him. Except in my rearview mirror. – Days of Thunder Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Kaye: You know, you guys were in class trying to list all the Gilligan's Island episodes without even a hint of irony. Shavonne: What the hell are you talking about, girl? Kaye: You weren't thinking about it, were you? Shavonne: Gilligan's Island? Kaye: It's what's called a male pornographic fantasy. Shavonne: Oh my... Kaye: Think about it. You're basically alone on a deserted island with two readily available women. One a seductive sex-godess type, the other a healthy girl-next-door type with a nice butt. So guys have it all, the madonna and the whore. Women get nothing; we get a geek, an overweight middle-aged guy, some nerdy scientific type, I mean... Jodi: The professor... is sexy. – Dazed and Confused Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Jodi: Hey, I got a favor to ask you guys. You know my little brother? Benny: Yeah, Mitch Kramer. Jodi: Yeah, Mitch Kramer. Well, take it easy on him this summer will ya? Pink: Don't worry sis, little brother's safe with us. Jodi: Well, just don't get him worse than the other guys. He's kinda little. Benny: OK. I promise. [As Jodi walks off, Benny swats her on the butt with his paddle] Jodi: [giggles] Benny! These guys, I don’t know... [leaves] Dawson: There was just a little bit of bullshit in all that, right? Benny: Major bullshit. He's a dead man. He’s fuckin’ dead! – Dazed and Confused Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Tony: [describing his dream] So there I am, getting it on with this perfect female body and... Mike: What? Tony: I can't say. Mike: No, you can't give a build-up like that and not deliver. You know, a perfect female body, it’s not a bad start. Tony: But with the head of Abraham Lincoln. With the hat and the beard, everything. [pause] Well, best not to think too deep on it. Mike: Best not. Tony: Look, I'll see you later. Mike: See you later. [shaking his head] Sorry. – Dazed and Confused Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Wooderson: I've been thinkin' about gettin' back in school, though, man. Dawson: What, like, J.C. or something like that? Wooderson: Yeah, man, that's where all the girls are, right? But I'd just as soon keep workin', though, keep a little change in my pocket. Better than listenin' to some dipshit, doesn't know what the hell he's talkin' about, anyway! Dawson: I know what you're talkin' about, man! Wooderson: [to Mitch] So, you're a freshman, right? Tell me, man, how's this year's crop of freshman chicks lookin' this year? Dawson: Wood, you're gonna go to jail very soon, man! Wooderson: Naw, man. That's what I like about these high school girls; I get older, they stay the same age. Dawson: Yes, they do. Wooderson: Yes, they do. – Dazed and Confused Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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