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Bruce:
[to God] Am I...?

God:
You can't kneel down in the middle of a highway and live to talk about it, son.

Bruce:
But why? Why now?

God:
Bruce, you have a divine spark. You have the gift of bringing joy and laughter to the world. I know, I created you.

Bruce:
Quit braggin'.

God:
You see! That's what I'm talking about. That's the spark.

[God gives Bruce prayer beads]

Bruce:
What do you want me to do?

God:
I want you to pray, son. Go ahead. Use them.

Bruce:
[trying to pray] Lord, feed the hungry and bring peace to all of mankind. [to God] How's that?

God:
Great!... If you wanna be Miss America. Now c'mon - what do you really care about?

Bruce:
[starting to break down] Grace.

God:
Grace.... You want her back?

Bruce:
[looking into the distance then to God] No... I want her to be happy. No matter what that means. I want her to find someone, who will treat her with all of the love she deserved from me... I want her to meet someone... who will see her always, as I do now... through your eyes...

God:
Now that's a prayer.

Bruce:
Yeah?

God:
Yeah. It's good.

Bruce:
[relieved] It's good?

Both:
It's good! [laughs]

God:
I'm gonna get right on it...

Bruce Almighty  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Billy Brown:
Can I use the bathroom here?

Officer:
I can't let you back in here! This is the discharge gate!

Buffalo '66  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Billy Brown:
Hold me

Layla:
(reaches over to hug him)

Billy Brown:
Don't touch me!

Buffalo '66  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Billy Brown:
(forcing Layla into her compact blue car's passanger's side door runs around jumps in drivers seat and looks confused upset and with arms waving and hands slapping steering wheel says) What's all this? I can't work with this! What's this shifter thing?! I don't do shifter things! I'm used to LUXURY! YOU KNOW, CADILLAC! Have you heard of Cady lac? I didn't think so, shifter thing here! Luxary...you know what LUX...never mind, get out, yeah you're gonna have to drive come on... can you believe that...shifter thing, geezus... (they both get out of the car and walk around the front passing with heads down, no eye contact they get in and he says) "now what's this??? No No No...you gotta clean the windows! How you gonna drive if you cant see through the windows!!! Come on! Jesus...

(They get out of car meet in on driver's side he takes her arm and with her sweater cleans the windshield as she shyly looks at him but trying very hard not to make eye contact she allows him to use her arm as a rag on windshield, her lips pursed in an unassuming smile, blonde straight bangs covering one eye, she looks at him...they say nothing, get in car simutaniously, she starts car, backs out of parking space, and exit's parking lot slowly)

Buffalo '66  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Buffy's mom bids farewell to Buffy and her boyfriend.]

Buffy's Mom:
Bye-bye, Bobby.

Jeffery:
Bye! [to Buffy] She thinks my name's Bobby?

Buffy:
It's possible she thinks my name's Bobby.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Buffy:
I got a C-plus on the test, and he tells me, "You have no sense of history." I have no sense of history? He wears a brown tie!

Nicole:
You got a C-plus? I can't believe I cheated off you.

Buffy:
Excuse me for not knowing about El Salvador. Like I'm ever going to Spain anyway.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Buffy and her friends converse loudly in the movie theater.]

Benny:
I can't believe these people. We paid money to see this.

Pike:
No, we didn't.

Benny:
Oh, yeah. But I still wanna know what happens!

Buffy:
Everyone gets horribly killed except the blonde girl in the nightie, who finally kills the monster with a machete. But it's not really dead.

Jennifer:
Oh, my God, is that true?

Buffy:
Probably. What movie is this?

...

[Later:
Buffy and her friends bump into the same two guys at a cafe.]

Pike:
Hey, wait a minute...

Benny:
You're the guys from the movie!

Pike:
We hate you guys.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Pike:
Would you have sex with them?

Benny:
Another shot of this, I'll have sex with you.

Pike:
Yeah, but then you'll never call me again.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Benny, now a vampire, is floating outside Pike's window.]

Benny:
Let me in, Pike. I'm hungry.

Pike:
You're floating! Get outta here!

Buffy the Vampire Slayer  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Pike is preparing to leave town.]

Pike:
Seen Benny lately?

Zeph:
No. You want me to give him a message?

Pike:
You should think about leaving too, man. Sell this place. There's something going on around here... I don't know, something really weird. [turns to leave]

Zeph:
Hey — what do you want me to do if I see Benny?

Pike:
Run.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Merrick analyzes Buffy's first solo slaying.]

Merrick:
He was slow. Very simple. They won't all be that easy.

Buffy:
Fine.

Merrick:
And the alley was a mistake. Never corner yourself like that. If they had come at you in force, you'd be dead now. One vampire is a lot easier to kill than ten.

Buffy:
Does the word "duh" mean anything to you?

Buffy the Vampire Slayer  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Merrick:
None of the other girls gave me this much trouble.

Buffy:
And where are they now? Hel-lo-o!

...

Buffy:
I've got something none of the other girls had.

Merrick:
And what's that?

Buffy:
My keen fashion sense.

Merrick:
Oh... vampires of the world, beware.

Buffy:
Oh, you made a joke. Do you wanna lie down? I know it hurts the first time

Buffy the Vampire Slayer  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[In the school hallway, one of Jeffery's friends grabs Buffy from behind.]

Andy:
Gotta get some!

[Buffy flips him, then jerks him to his feet and pins him against a locker.]

Andy:
Whoa, whoa — I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I don't actually need any right now!

Buffy:
Don't grab me, okay?

Andy:
Absolutely! I now see the error of my mistake.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Merrick:
Good Lord. What do you study in History?

Buffy:
My nails.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Pike has just crashed his van fleeing from a group of vampires.]

Buffy:
Is this your van?

Pike:
[dazed] Yeah...it was. It's... still...

Shambling Vampire:
BluaaaaahUGH!

Buffy the Vampire Slayer  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Buffy arrives at a school dance to find her boyfriend with another girl.]

Jeffery:
Didn't you get my message?

Buffy:
You broke up with my machine?!

Jeffery:
You weren't home. Like always.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Vampires have surrounded the school gym.]

Buffy:
Don't worry. They can't come in here. They can't come in unless they're invited.

Kimberley:
I... already invited them.

[Everyone — students and faculty — stares at her.]

Kimberley:
They're seniors!

Buffy the Vampire Slayer  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[A vampire ex-student brags to Buffy.]

Buffy:
We were friends.

Grueller:
Now, I'm a god! [Pike stakes him]

Pike:
And now, you're a coat rack.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Buffy is confronted by the one-armed Amilyn.]

Amilyn:
We're immortal, Buffy. We can do anything.

Buffy:
Oh, yeah? Clap.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Buffy faces the vampire lord Lothos.]

Lothos:
You and I... are one.

Buffy:
One what? Cute couple? I don't think so!

...

[Buffy brandishes a crucifix.]

Lothos:
So this is your defense? Your puny faith? [he grasps the crucifix; it bursts into flame.]

Buffy:
No. My keen fashion sense. [she pulls a can of hair spray out of her purse.]

Buffy the Vampire Slayer  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[After the climactic vampire battle, Buffy tends to the fallen Pike.]

Buffy:
Are you all right?

Pike:
Well... I can't move my legs.

Buffy:
Why?

Pike:
Because you're sitting on them.

[Buffy helps up an in pain Pike.]

Pike:
Wow, did I do all of that?

Buffy:
No.

Pike:
(sighing) Did you do all of that?

Buffy:
Yeah.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Buffy and Pike are dancing.]

Pike:
You know... you're not like other girls.

Buffy:
Yes, I am. [puts her head on his shoulder]

Buffy the Vampire Slayer  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Pike:
C'mon, Lefty, you remember what happened the last time you messed with me.

Amilyn:
Yeah, I do. [lifts Pike in the air by shirt collar]

Pike:
Shoot. [as Amilyn throws him across the parking lot]

Buffy the Vampire Slayer  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

P.T.:
We're losin' the audience! You clowns get out there now!

Heimlich:
I hate performing on an empty stomach!

P.T.:
Do your act, Heimlich, then you can eat.

Slim:
P.T., what's the point?

P.T.:
Not now, Slim.

Slim:
What's the point of going out there? They'll only laugh at me.

P.T.:
That's because you're a clown!

Slim:
No. It's because I'm a PROP! You always cast me as the broom! The pole! The stick! A splinter!

P.T.:
You're a walking stick! It's funny! NOW, GO!

Slim:
You parasite.

A Bug's Life  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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