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Hopper:
So, where is it? Where's my FOOD?!

Atta:
I-Isn't it up there?

Hopper:
What?

Atta:
The food was sitting in a leaf on top--

Hopper:
Excuse me.

Atta:
Are you sure it's not up there?

Hopper:
Are you saying I'm stupid?

Atta:
No.

Hopper:
Do I look stupid... to you? Let's just think about the logic, shall we? Let's just think about it for a second. If it was up there, would I be coming down here, to your level, looking for it?! Why am I even talking to you? You're not the queen. You don't smell like the queen.

Queen:
She's learning to take over for me, Hopper.

Hopper:
Oh, I see! Under new management. So it's your fault.

Atta:
No, it wasn't me, it was--

Hopper:
Uh-uh-uh. First rule of leadership: Everything is your fault.

Atta:
But-But-I--

Hopper:
It's a bug-eat-bug world out there, Princess, one of those circle-of-life kind of things. Now, let me tell you how things are supposed to work. The sun grows the food, the ants pick the food, the grasshoppers eat the food--

Molt:
And the birds eat the grasshoppers. Hey, like the one that nearly ate you, you 'member? Oh, you shoulda seen it. This blue jay has him halfway down his throat, and Hopper's kickin' and screamin' And I'm scared. I'm not goin' anywhere near, okay? [Hopper approaches Molt] Aw, come on. It's a great story. [Hopper grabs his antennae] Ow! Ow! Ow!

Hopper:
[pushes him against a wall] I swear, if I hadn't promised Mother on her deathbed that I wouldn't kill you, I would kill you!

Molt:
And believe me, no one appreciates that more than I do.

Hopper:
Shut up! I don't want to hear another word out of you while we're on this island. Do you understand me? [Molt whimpers] I said, do you understand me?!

Molt:
Well, how can I answer? You said I couldn't say another word. [Hopper enraged is about to punch him] Ah! Remember Ma!

Hopper:
[turns and punches another grasshopper; calms down becoming reasonable] Hey, I'm a compassionate insect. There's still a few months till the rains come, so you can all just try again.

Queen:
But, Hopper, since it's almost the rainy season, we need this time to gather food for ourselves.

Hopper:
Listen, if you don't keep your end of the bargain, then I can't guarantee your safety. And there are insects out there that will take advantage of you. Someone could get hurt. [snaps his fingers and calls out Thumper who scares Dot so she runs away but is caught by Hopper] What's the matter? You scared of grasshoppers?

Flik:
Dot!

Hopper:
[Hopper picks her up and brings her closer to Thumper] You don't like Thumper? [he brings her up face to face with Thumper and he snarls and growls]

Flik:
[Steps forward] Leave her alone!

Hopper:
[Turns to Flik] You want her? [Holds Dot above Flik] Go ahead. Take her. [Flik stands down in fear] No? Then get back in line. [Flik goes back in line] It seems to me that you ants are forgetting your place. So let's double the order of food.

Atta:
No! But-But--

Hopper:
We'll be back at the end of the season, when the last leaf falls. [pulls a skin flake off Molt and lets it slowly drop like a leaf] You ants have a nice summer. Let's ride!

[The grasshoppers all fly away and the entire colony stares at Flik, who chuckles nervously]

A Bug's Life  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Hopper:
Guys, order another round, because we're stayin' here!

[the other grasshoppers cheer]

Hopper:
What was I thinking? Going back to Ant Island. I mean, we just got here, and we have more than enough food to get us through the winter. Right? Why go back?

[the music continues and the rest of the gang begins to party again]

Hopper:
But there was that ant that stood up to me.

Axel:
Yeah, but we can forget about him!

Loco:
Yeah, it was just one ant.

[the rest of the gang agrees, mocking the ants]

Hopper:
Yeah, you're right! It's just one ant!

Loco:
Yeah, boss. They're puny!

Hopper:
Hmm, puny. Say, let's pretend this grain is a puny little ant. [throws the grain at Loco] Didn't that hurt?

Loco:
Nope.

Hopper:
Well, how 'bout this one? [throws another grain at Axel]

Axel:
Are you kiddin'?

[the other grasshoppers laugh]

Hopper:
Well, how 'bout this?

[he pulls the lid off the jar of grain and Axel and Loco are buried beneath the avalanche; Hopper then climbs on top of the grain pile]

Hopper:
You let one ant stand up to us, then they all might stand up. Those puny little ants outnumber us 100 to one. And if they ever figure that out, there goes our way of life! It's not about food. It's about keeping those ants in line. That's why we're going back! Does anybody else wanna stay?

[the grasshoppers are all set]

Molt:
He's quite the motivational speaker, isn't he?

Hopper:
Let's ride!

[the grasshoppers fly off to Ant Island]

A Bug's Life  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Slim:
Ladies and gentlebugs! Larvae of all stages! Rub your legs together for the world's greatest bug circus!

[the circus wagon arrives with the circus music playing]

Hopper:
WAIT A MINUTE! [music screeches to a halt]

Heimlich:
[nervously] I think I'm going to wet myself!

Francis:
[out of the corner of his mouth] Steady...

Hopper:
What's going on here?

Atta:
Well, uh...

Slim:
Uh, yes. We were invited by Princess Atta as a surprise for your arrival.

Hopper:
Squish 'em.

[Slim and Francis gasp; the grasshoppers advance on the circus bugs; Dim backs into the cannon launching Tuck and Roll out of it; they dance in front of the grasshoppers, singing their usual gibberish, then get into a fight]

Hopper:
Now, that's funny.

[the other grasshoppers sit back in their seats laughing hysterically]

Hopper:
I guess we could use a little entertainment. Looks like you did something right for once, Princess.

A Bug's Life  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Annie:
Millie, you've got to stay out of the clubhouse. It'll just get everybody in trouble.

Millie:
I got lured.

Annie:
You did not get "lured". Women never get lured. They're too strong and powerful for that. Now say it -- "I didn't get lured and I will take responsibility for my actions".

Millie:
I didn't get lured and I will take responsibility for my actions.

Annie:
That's better. Right, honey, let's get down to it. How was Ebby Calvin LaLoosh?

Millie:
Well, he fucks like he pitches. Sorta all over the place.

Bull Durham  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Crash walks into Skip's office]

Larry:
Who are you? [To Skip] Who's he?

Crash:
I'm the player to be named later.

Skip:
Crash Davis? I'm Joe Riggins. [Shakes Crash's hand]

Crash:
And you, Larry Hockett, should recognize me, cause five years ago in the Texas League, you were pitching for El Paso, I was batting clean-up for Shreveport. You hung a curveball on a 0-2 pitch in a 3-2 game in the bottom of the 8th, and I tattooed it over the Michelin Tire sign and beat you 4-3.

Larry:
[grins] Yeah, I remember, I should've thrown a slider. Damn, Crash, how you doing?

Bull Durham  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Crash:
I'm too old for this shit. Why the hell am I back in A ball?

Skip:
'Cause of Ebby Calvin LaLoosh. Big club's got a hundred grand in him.

Larry:
He's got a million dollar arm, and a five cent head.

Skip:
Had a gun on him tonight. The last five pitched he threw were faster that the first five, He has the best young arm I've seen in 30 years. You've been around. You're smart, professional. We want you to mature the kid. We want you to room with him on the road, stay on his case all year. He could go all the way.

Crash:
Where can I go?

Skip:
You can keep going to the ballpark, and keep getting paid to do it. Beats the hell out of working at Sears.

Larry:
Sears sucks, Crash. I worked there once, sold old lady Kenmore. Nasty. Nasty business.

Skip:
And who cares if it's the Carolina League. It's a chance to play every day.

Crash:
You don't want a ballplayer; you want a stable pony.

Skip:
Nah.

Crash:
Well, my triple-A contract gets bought out so I can hold some flavor-of-the-month's dick in the bus leagues, is that it? Well, fuck this fucking game! [pause] I quit, all right? I fucking quit.

[Crash exits the office and stands in the clubhouse for a minute before sticking his head back through the door]

Crash:
Who we play tomorrow?

Skip:
Winston-Salem. Batting practice at 11:30.

Bull Durham  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Reporter:
So, how does it feel to get your first professional win?

Nuke:
It feels out there, I mean it's a major rush. [Grabs the reporter's recorder and continues talking into it] I mean, it doesn't just feel out there, I mean it feels out there, you know? Um, kind of radical in a kind of tubular way, you know? But, most of all, it's out there...

Crash:
[Watching nearby] This is hopeless. This is utterly fucking hopeless.

Bull Durham  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Nuke:
[After he has challenged Crash to a fight] I don't hit no man first.

Crash:
All right, then, [throws him a baseball] hit me in the chest with that.

Nuke:
I'd kill you!

Crash:
Yeah?! From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a fucking boat! [the crowd that has gathered laughs] Come on; right here, right in the chest!

Nuke:
No way!

Crash:
C'mon, Meat! Throw it! You know you're not gonna hit me, cause you've already started to think about it, eh?! Thinkin' about how embarrassing it would be to miss in front of all these people, how somebody might laugh?! Come on, Meat, show us that million-dollar arm, 'Cause I got a good idea about that five-cent head of yours!

[Nuke throws the ball and misses Crash by several feet, breaking a window]

Crash:
Ball four.

Nuke:
Who the fuck are you, man?!

[Nuke charges at Crash, who drops him with one punch to the face]

Nuke:
Good punch...

Crash:
I'm Crash Davis; I'm your new catcher, and you just got lesson number one: Don't think. You can only hurt the ball club.

Bull Durham  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Skip:
You guys...you lollygag the ball around the infield! You lollygag your way down to first! You lollygag in and out of the dugout! Do you know what that makes you? Larry?!

Larry:
Lollygaggers!

Skip:
Lollygaggers! What's our record, Larry?

Larry:
8-16.

Skip:
8-16...How did we ever win eight?

Larry:
It's a miracle.

Skip:
It's a miracle. This is a simple game: You throw the ball, you hit the ball, you catch the ball. You got it?!

Bull Durham  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Crash:
Relax, all right? Don't try to strike everybody out. Strikeouts are boring! Besides that, they're fascist. Throw some ground balls - it's more democratic.

Nuke:
[to himself] What's this guy know about pitching? If he's so good how come he's been in the minors for the last ten years? If he's so good how come Annie wants me instead of him?

Crash:
[turns back] Oh, hey, and another thing, Meat. You don't know shit, all right? If you wanna make it to the bigs, you'll listen to me. Annie only wants you so she can boss you around, got it? So relax! Let's have some fun out here! This game's fun, OK? Fun goddamnit. And don't hold the ball so hard, OK? It's an egg. Hold it like an egg.

Nuke:
[to himself again] What's he know about fun? I'm young. I know about fun. An old man. He don't know nothin' about fun.

Crash:
[behind the plate again] All right. Nobody's goin' out there. [Crash calls for a curve ball]

Nuke:
[to himself] Why's he calling for a curve ball? I want to bring heat. Shake him off. Throw what you want.

[Crash gives Nuke the sign for the pitch, Nuke shakes his head again.]

Crash:
Timeout. [Walks to the mound] Hey! Why are you shaking me off? Huh?

Nuke:
I want to bring the heater. Announce my presence with authority.

Crash:
To announce your what?

Nuke:
Announce my presence with authority!

Crash:
To announce your fucking presence with authority?! This guy's a first-ball, fastball hitter, he's looking for the heat.

Nuke:
So what? He ain't seen my heat.

Crash:
All right, Meat. Give him your heat. [He walks back to his place behind the plate.]

Nuke:
Why's he always calling me Meat? I'm the guy driving a Porsche.

Crash:
[to the batter at the plate] Fastball.

[Nuke throws it and the batter hits a home run. The batter stands there, watching.]

Crash:
What are you doin'? Huh? What are you doing standing here? I gave you a gift. You stand here showing up my pitcher? Run, dummy!

Bull Durham  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Crash:
Well, he really hit the shit outta that one, didn't he? [laughs]

Nuke:
[softly, infuriated] I held it like an egg.

Crash:
Yeah, and he scrambled the son of a bitch. Look at that, he hit the fucking bull! Guy gets a free steak! [laughs] You having fun yet?

Nuke:
Oh, yeah. Havin' a blast.

Crash:
Good.

Nuke:
God, that sucker teed off on that like he knew I was gonna throw a fastball!

Crash:
He did know.

Nuke:
How?

Crash:
I told him.

Bull Durham  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Nuke:
How come you don't like me?

Crash:
Because you don't respect yourself, which is your problem. But you don't respect the game, and that's my problem. You got a gift.

Nuke:
I got a what?

Crash:
You got a gift. When you were a baby, the Gods reached down and turned your right arm into a thunderbolt. You got a Hall-of-Fame arm, but you're pissing it away.

Nuke:
I ain't pissing nothing away. I got a Porsche already; a 911 with a quadrophonic Blaupunkt.

Crash:
Christ, you don't need a quadrophonic Blaupunkt! What you need is a curveball! In the Show, everyone can hit a fastball.

Nuke:
Well, how would you know? YOU been in the majors? Pft!

Crash:
...Yeah, I've been in the majors. [Players mutter in surprise]

Player:
You were in the Show, man?

Crash:
Yeah, I was in the Show. I was in the Show for 21 days once. The twenty-one greatest days of my life. You know, you never handle your luggage in the Show? Somebody else carries your bags, it's great. You hit white balls for batting practice. Ballparks are like cathedrals. The hotels all have room service. The women all have long legs and brains.

Player:
They're really hot, huh?

Crash:
And so are the pitchers. They throw ungodly breaking stuff in the Show. Exploding sliders. [To LaLoosh] You could be one of those guys. Nuke could be one of those guys. But you don't give a fuck, Meat.

Bull Durham  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Nuke:
I love winning, I fucking love winning! You know what I'm saying? It's, like, better than losing? Teach me something new, man, I need to learn. Teach me something.

Crash:
Well, you got something to write with? Good, it's time to work on your interviews.

Nuke:
My interviews? What do I gotta do?

Crash:
You're gonna have to learn your cliches. You're gonna have to study them, you're gonna have to learn them, you're gonna have to know them. They're your friends. Write this down: "We gotta play 'em one day at a time."

Nuke:
[writing] "Got to play..." Pretty boring.

Crash:
Of course it's boring, that's the point. Write it down.

Nuke:
"One...day...at a time."

Crash:
Alright, "I'm just happy to be here, hope I can help the ball club." [Nuke looks at him] I know, WRITE IT DOWN.

Bull Durham  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Radio announcer:
I've never seen Crash so angry, and frankly, sports fans, he used a certain word that's a no-no with umpires.

[Annie turns off the radio]

Millie:
Crash must've called the guy a "cocksucker".

Annie:
God, he's so romantic.

Bull Durham  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Annie:
I think probably with my love of four-legged creatures and hooves and everything, that in another lifetime I was probably Catherine the Great, or Francis of Assisi. I'm not sure which one. What do you think?

Crash:
How come in former lifetimes, everybody is someone famous?

[Annie and Crash pause, then both laugh]

Crash:
[still laughing] I mean, how come nobody ever says they were Joe Schmo?

Annie:
Because it doesn't work that way, you fool!

Bull Durham  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Pete Ross:
This is Pete.

Telephone voice:
Yeah

Pete Ross:
We lost him.

Telephone voice:
He's your brother, Ross. If you can't find him, we have people who will. And you're paying for the contract.

Bullitt  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Captain Bennett:
I got the report back from the lab, nothing at the hotel. How come they got in?

Bullitt:
Ross got to the door, unhooked the chain, from the inside.

Captain Bennett:
He let the killers in himself? Well ah, why would he do a thing like that?

Bullitt:
I'm waiting to ask him.

Captain Bennett:
What about the setup? What do you think about that?

Bullitt:
Shotgun and a backup man. Professionals.

Captain Bennett:
Yep.

Bullitt  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Chalmers:
Now what went wrong lieutenant?

Bullitt:
Who else knew where he was?

Chalmers:
[irritated] What?

Bullitt:
Who else knew where he was?

Chalmers:
What are you implying?

Bullitt:
Well, they knew where to look for him and used your name to get in.

Chalmers:
Are you suggesting I disclosed his whereabouts?

Bullitt:
Somebody did. And it didn't come from us.

Chalmers:
That's hardly the issue.

Bullitt:
Well, it certainly is. I, I've got an officer with a family. And he's shot up pretty bad.

Chalmers:
Em'em, and I've got a witness that can't talk.

Bullitt:
I want to know about Ross. What is the deal you had with him?

Chalmers:
Deal? Lieutenant don't try to evade the responsibility. In your "parlance", you blew it. You knew the significance of his testimony, yet you failed to take adequate measures to protect him. So to you it was a job, no more. Were it more, and you'd the dedication I was lead to believe.

Bullitt:
You believe what you want. You work your side of the street, and I'll work mine.

Chalmers:
Lieutenant I shall personally officiate at your public crucifixion, if Ross doesn’t recover during the course of the hearings so I can at least present his deposition. And I assure you I shall not suffer the consequence of your incompetence. And even if there wasn’t any, I’m rather certain I can prove negligence on your part.

Bullitt  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Desk Clerk:
Am I helping you, sir?

Delgetti:
I never had it so good.

Bullitt  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Cathy:
What will happen to us in time?

Bullitt:
Time starts now.

Bullitt  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[After searching the luggage of Dorothy Simmons, murdered because of what she knows about the murder of mob witness Johnny Ross, and finding travelers checks of hers and someone named Albert E. Rennick]

Delgetti:
No passports, no tickets.

Bullitt:
Call Immigration in Chicago, have them wire Rennick's passport application, I'll get a fingerprint check on Ross.

Bullitt  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[A facsimile of Albert Rennick's passport arrives at SFPD headquarters from Chicago; Walter Chalmers sees the photo]

Chalmers:
[mistaking the identity of the man in the photo] Ross.

Captain Bennett:
[reading the passport information on the fax] Albert Edward Rennick, used car salesman, Chicago.

Chalmers:
[puzzled] Who's Rennick?

Bullitt:
[picking up a copy of the fingerprint check proving the man's identity] He was the man who was shot at the Hotel Daniels. You sent us to guard the wrong man, Mr. Chalmers.

Bullitt  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Chalmers:
He's still my witness. I'll be delighted to let you have him after he testifies tomorrow.

[pause]

Chalmers:
The organization..., several murders, could do us both a great deal of good.

Bullitt:
Look Chalmers, let's understand each other... I don't like you.

Chalmers:
Oh come on now, don't be naive lieutenant. We both know how careers are made. Integrity is something you sell the public.

Bullitt:
You sell whatever you want, but don't sell it here tonight.

Chalmers:
Frank, we must all compromise.

Bullitt:
Bullshit! Get the hell out of here, now.

Bullitt  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Palmer:
In fact, we're moving you out of Sigint entirely.

Osbourne:
Just no discussion? Just, you're out?

Palmer:
Well, we're having the discussion now. Look, um, Oz. This doesn't have to be unpleasant. Uh...

Osbourne:
Palmer, with all due respect. What the fuck are you talking about? [looks at Olsen] And why is Olsen here?

Palmer:
Uh, look, Ozzie, look...

Osbourne:
What the fuck is this?! I know it's not my work.

Palmer:
Ozzie...

Osbourne:
I'm a great fucking analyst.

Palmer:
Okay, Ozzie...

Osbourne:
Is - is it my...

Palmer:
Ozzie, things have not been going well, as you know.

Peck:
You have a drinking problem.

[Osbourne looks at Peck. Short pause]

Osbourne:
I have a drinking problem?

Burn After Reading  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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