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Mother: Come on. Why don't we see if Mark fancies a gherkin. Bridget: Maybe this was the mysterious Mr. Right I'd been waiting my whole life to meet. (Sees his reindeer jumper) Maybe not. Mother: Mark! You remember Bridget. She used to run around your lawn with no clothes on, remember? – Bridget Jones's Diary Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Daniel: (as computer messages) If walking past my office was attempt to demonstrate presence of skirt, can only say that it has failed parlously-- Cleave. Bridget: Shut up, please. I am very busy and important. P.S. How dare you sexually harass me in this impertinent manner? Daniel: Message Jones. Mortified to have caused offense. Will avoid all non-P.C. overtones in future. Deeply apologetic. P.S. Like your tits in that top. – Bridget Jones's Diary Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Perpetua: Anyone going to introduce me? Bridget: Ah, introduce people with thoughtful details. Perpetua, this is Mark Darcy. Mark's a prematurely middle-aged prick with a cruel-raced ex-wife. Perpetua's a fart-arse old bag who spends her time bossing me around... Maybe not. Perpetua: Anyone going to introduce me? Bridget: Ah, Perpetua. This is Mark Darcy. Mark's a top barrister. He comes from Grafton Underwood. Perpetua's one of my work colleagues. Perpetua: Oh, Mark, I know you by reputation of course. Mark: (Natasha arrives) Ah, Natasha. This is Bridget Jones. Bridget, this is Natasha. Natasha is a top attorney and specializes in family law. Bridget is in advertising and used to play naked in my paddling pool. – Bridget Jones's Diary Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Richard: So, why do you want to work in television? Bridget: I've got to leave my current job because I've shagged my boss. Richard: Fair enough. Start on Monday. We'll see how we go. And, incidentally, at 'Sit Up, Britain', no one ever gets sacked for shaggin' the boss. That's a matter of principle. – Bridget Jones's Diary Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mark: I don't think you're an idiot at all. I mean, there are elements that are ridiculous about you. Your mother's pretty interesting. And you really are an appallingly bad public speaker. And, um, you tend to let whatever's in your head come out of your mouth without much consideration of the consequences. I realize that when I met you at the Turkey Curry Buffet I was unforgiveably rude... and wearing a reindeer jumper... that my mother had given me the day before. But the thing is, uhm, what I'm trying to say, very inarticulately, is that, uhm, in fact, perhaps despite appearances, I like you. Very much. Bridget: [Bitterly] Apart from the smoking and the drinking and the vulgar mother and the verbal diarrhea... Mark: No, I like you very much. Just as you are. – Bridget Jones's Diary Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mother: The Darcy's Ruby Wedding of course. "What for?" Indeed! Mark will be there. Still divorced taps nose Bridget: He's also... still deranged. taps nose – Bridget Jones's Diary Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Opening scene: A pep-rally style cheerleading performance.] Big Red: I'm sexy! I'm cute! I'm popular to boot! The Toros: I'm bitchin'. Great hair! The boys all love to stare! I'm wanted! I'm hot! I'm everything you're not! I'm pretty! I'm cool! I dominate this school. Who am I? Just guess! Guys wanna touch my chest! I'm rockin'! I smile! And many think I'm vile! I'm flying, I jump! You can look but don't you hump! Whoo! I'm major! I roar! I swear I'm not a whore! We cheer, and we lead! We act like we're on speed! Hate us 'cause we're beautiful, well, we don't like you either! We're cheerleaders! We are cheerleaders! Roll call! Big Red: Call me Big Red! Whitney: I'm Wh-Wh-Whitney! Courtney: C-C-C-Courtney! Rawr! Darcy: Dude, it's Darcy! Carver: I'm big bad Carver! Yeah! Kasey: Just call me Kasey! Big Red: I'm still Big Red. I sizzle! I scorch! But now I pass the torch. The ballots, are in. And one girl had to win. She's perky, she's fun! And now she's number 1! K-kick it Torrance! T-T-T-Torrance! Torrance: I'm strong and I'm loud! I'm gonna make you proud, I'm T-T-Torrance! Your captain, Torrance! Toros Cheer Squad: Let's go, Toros! We are the Toros, the mighty, mighty Toros! We're so terrific, we must be Toros! – Bring It On Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Complaining Girl: How many cheers do we actually have to memorize? Do we get paid for this? Do I have to provide my own uniform? [after a few more people] Oh, and I see you guys are wearing red. That just does not work for me. [after a few more people] Do I really have to wear those little underwear things,'cause I don't like wearing underwear. Torrance: Thanks. – Bring It On Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Whitney: She puts the "itch" in "bitch." Courtney: She puts the "whore" in "horrifying." – Bring It On Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Torrance's mom disapproves of her light class schedule.] Torrance: Will Advanced Chem get you off my back? Christine Shipman [Torrance's mom]: Not completely, but it'll help. Torrance: Done. [starts to leave, then turns back] You know, mothers have killed to get their daughters on squads. Christine Shipman: That mother didn't kill anybody. She hired a hit man. – Bring It On Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Les: You know, people are saying that your ambition broke Carver's leg. Torrance: When really it was the angle at which she slammed into the ground. – Bring It On Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Torrance: They humiliated us — on our own turf! Missy: [sarcastically] We might have to have a rumble! – Bring It On Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Torrance: What the hell is up? I go out on a limb for you and you just bail?! Missy: I'm not about stealing here! Torrance: What are you talking about? Missy: You ripped off those cheers! Torrance: Listen Missy, our cheers are 100% original, count the trophies. Missy: Well, your trophies are bullshit because you're sad-ass liars. Torrance: Okay, that's it. Get off the car I'm gonna kick your ass! Missy: Oh really, [pauses for a second]. You're in for rude awakening, get in. Torrance: What?! No way. Missy: For real, get in. – Bring It On Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[An increasingly frantic Torrance tries to reach her boyfriend at college, while her kid brother plays video games and enjoys her suffering.] Torrance: Get OUT of here! Justin: This is the living room. It's public domain. ... Justin: It's not my fault you're in love with a big gay cheerleader who won't return your phone calls. Torrance: Aaaron is not gay! Justin: Oh, what — so somebody just made him become a cheerleader? Torrance: He's just... busy! Justin: Yeah. Busy scamming on guys! – Bring It On Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Torrance goes to the apartment of her boyfriend Aaron] Torrance: Is this a bad time? Aaron: Yeah I worked on this project... and I'm.... Torrance: [butting in] Yeah you sound super busy.. I guess that's it, you were too busy to believe in me! No no but wait, you weren't too busy to sell me out to Courtney and Whitney were you? Gee..now I'm confused. Well, I hope you're not too busy to hear this. Kiss my ass Aaron. It's over! [Torrance opens the door and found a woman in lingerie on Aaron's bed.] Torrance: You're a great cheerleader Aaron. It's just that maybe you're not exactly boyfriend material. Buh-bye! – Bring It On Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Torrance is spotted making eyes at Cliff Pantone while cheering.] Whitney: You're, like, totally his eye-candy. Courtney: God, I can't believe you'd do that to Aaron. Whitney: Especially with him. Torrance: What are you talking about? Whitney: Don't play dumb with us. We're better at it than you. Courtney: You were having cheer-sex with him. – Bring It On Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Jan: Everyone comes to see you ladies anyway. Missy: 'Cause we're such fine athletes. Jan: Oh, live with it! You'll be fighting off major oglers while we're defending our sexuality. Missy: What is your sexuality? Les: Well, Jan's straight, while I'm... controversial. Missy Are you trying to tell me you speak fag? Les: Oh, fluently. – Bring It On Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Cliff's sister is washing cars in a bikini.] Cliff: What are you doing? Missy: Making money from guys oogling my goodies. Cliff: Oh... oh, I didn't need to hear that. That was an overshare. ... [Missy has called Torrance over.] Missy: [to Cliff] Let's just get this over with. [to Torrance] My brother wants to check out your rack. [Missy walks away; there's a moment of awkward silence.] Cliff: You know, I begged my parents for a brother. Torrance: He'd look a little ridiculous in that bikini, now wouldn't he? – Bring It On Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Bennie: [after a shootout] Am I still gonna get paid? Sappensly: [pulling out a gun] Yeah, you'll get paid. – Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Bennie: Hell, I wasn't trying to hit them, you know. Elita: I know you weren't. Bennie: I used to shoot a lot of pistols when I was in the army. Elita: You're a nice gringo. You didn't have a thing to do in the army anyways. Bennie: You'd be surprised, honey. – Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[David discovers the leopard in Susan's bathroom] David: Susan, you've got to get out of this apartment! Susan: I can't, I have a lease. – Bringing Up Baby Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[David is wearing a women's boa-collared negligee] Elisabeth: Well, you look perfectly idiotic in those clothes. David: These aren't my clothes! Elisabeth: Well, where are your clothes? David: I've lost my clothes! Elisabeth: But why are you wearing these clothes? David: Because I just went gay all of a sudden! – Bringing Up Baby Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Paul Moore: [after firing one of his workers] Now, if there's anything I can do for you... Employee: Well, I certainly hope you'll die soon. – Broadcast News Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Tom Grunick: You're an amazing woman - what a feeling having you inside my head! Jane Craig: [smiling] Yeah - it was - an unusual place to be. Tom Grunick: It's like - indescribable - you knew just when to feed me the next line, you knew the m... second before I needed it. There was like, a rhythm we got into - it was like - great sex! [he pulls her toward him while she laughs] – Broadcast News Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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