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Brubaker:
Why don't we build them a roof that won't cave in on their heads?

Rauch:
That's enough.

Brubaker:
An insured roof, this time.

Glenn Elwood:
What do you mean?

Brubaker:
The collapsed roof isn't covered at all - that's what I mean. But we DO have coverage for thrashing machines, balers, swathers, a tractor...

Rauch:
Sounds pretty sensible to me to have the things insured. I approved those policies personally.

Brubaker:
You did more than that: your company sold us the policies. The only trouble with it is: we don't have any of that equipment on our farm. It doesn't exist.

Rauch:
What you HAVE got Mr. Brubaker is a piss-poor attitude.

Brubaker  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Brubaker:
You're not eating?

Coombes:
I don't eat that shit you eat.

Brubaker:
Do you know anything about nutrition?

Coombes:
I know about hungry.

Brubaker  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Evan Baxter's live announcement of his appointment as anchor has rankled Bruce]

Bruce:
Oh, look. It's the owner of the Maid of the Mist. Let's have a talk with him, shall we? Come on in here, Bill. No, no, no, no. No, no. Come on. Let's have a talk.

Grace:
Come on! What are you DOING?!

Bruce:
Bill, you've been running the Maid of the Mist for 23 years now. Tell me. Why do you think I didn't get the anchor job?

Bill (Ferry Owner):
Hey, man. I don't want any problems. I don't want...

Bruce:
Is it my hair, Bill? Are my teeth not white enough? Or like the great falls, is the bedrock of my life ERODING BENEATH ME?! Eroding, eroooooooding, EEEEEEROOOOODDDING.

Jack:
Cut the feed. Go to black.

Technician:
I'm on it.

Bruce:
I'm Bruce Nolan for Eyewitness News. Back to you, FUCKERS! [flips off bird]

Jack:
Oh, boy.

Grace:
Oh, my God.

Bruce Almighty  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

God:
This last entry was a little disturbing; "The gloves are off, God." "God has taken my bird and my bush." "God is a mean kid with a magnifying glass." "Smite me, O mighty smiter!" Now, I'm not much for blaspheming, but that last one made me laugh.

Bruce:
[shocked] Are you spying on me?! Who are you?

God:
I'm the one. Creator of the heavens and earth, Alpha and Omega.

Bruce:
Oh, I see where this is going...

God:
Bruce, I'm God.

Bruce:
Bingo! Yahtzee! Is that your final answer? Our survey says, 'God'! Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing! Well, it was nice to meet you, God. Thank you for the Grand Canyon, and good luck with the Apocalypse. Oh, and by the way, you SUCK! You know what? It would have been a little bit more impressive though if you hadn’t used the cheesy file cabinet illusion. Anybody with a brain stem can tell that drawer is being fed through the wall from the other side.

Bruce Almighty  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

God:
Okay, let me explain the rules.

Bruce:
Rules?

God:
Yeah, you left in such a rush, I didn't get a chance to explain.

Bruce:
Well, the "two extra fingers" thing freaked me out a little bit.

God:
[laughs] I figured that would get your attention. I did the same thing to Gandhi, he didn't eat for three weeks. Now, here's the deal. You have all my power, use it any way you choose. There are only two rules. You can't tell anybody you're God; believe me, you don't want that kind of attention. And you can't mess with free will.

Bruce:
Can I ask why?

God:
[smiling] Yes, you can! That's the beauty of it!

Bruce Almighty  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Lead Thug:
I'll tell you what. We'll apologize the day a monkey comes out of my butt. Then you'll get your "sorry". How about that?

Bruce:
What a coincidence! Because that's... today.

[A monkey comes out of the Lead Thug's butt]

Thug #1:
Hey, did that monkey just come out your crack, man?!

Thug #2:
¡Brujería! ¡Es el Diablo! (Witchcraft! It's the Devil!)

Thug #3:
This is some voodoo shit, man! ¡Vámonos! Let's go!

Bruce:
Are you guys leaving? Hey, don't forget your parting gifts! [Breathes bees at them, and is then joined by the monkey] Hey there, little anal-dwelling butt monkey! Time for you to go home, little buddy. [The monkey re-enters the Lead Thug's butt]

Bruce Almighty  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Evan:
In other news, the Prime Minister of Sweden visited Washington today, and my tiny little nipples went to France.

Director:
What did he just say? Check the prompter.

Technician:
The prompter's fine.

Director:
Evan, read the copy. Please, the copy's good, just... read it.

Evan:
[as Bruce manipulates the teleprompter] The White House Reception Committee greeted the Prime rib roast Minister, and I do the cha-cha like a sissy girl. I "lika"... do... da cha-cha. I'm sorry, we seem to be having some "technical" difficulties... [farts] Oh... my apologies.

Bruce Almighty  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Bruce:
[to God] Am I...?

God:
You can't kneel down in the middle of a highway and live to talk about it, son.

Bruce:
But why? Why now?

God:
Bruce, you have a divine spark. You have the gift of bringing joy and laughter to the world. I know, I created you.

Bruce:
Quit braggin'.

God:
You see! That's what I'm talking about. That's the spark.

[God gives Bruce prayer beads]

Bruce:
What do you want me to do?

God:
I want you to pray, son. Go ahead. Use them.

Bruce:
[trying to pray] Lord, feed the hungry and bring peace to all of mankind. [to God] How's that?

God:
Great!... If you wanna be Miss America. Now c'mon - what do you really care about?

Bruce:
[starting to break down] Grace.

God:
Grace.... You want her back?

Bruce:
[looking into the distance then to God] No... I want her to be happy. No matter what that means. I want her to find someone, who will treat her with all of the love she deserved from me... I want her to meet someone... who will see her always, as I do now... through your eyes...

God:
Now that's a prayer.

Bruce:
Yeah?

God:
Yeah. It's good.

Bruce:
[relieved] It's good?

Both:
It's good! [laughs]

God:
I'm gonna get right on it...

Bruce Almighty  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Billy Brown:
Can I use the bathroom here?

Officer:
I can't let you back in here! This is the discharge gate!

Buffalo '66  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Billy Brown:
Hold me

Layla:
(reaches over to hug him)

Billy Brown:
Don't touch me!

Buffalo '66  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Billy Brown:
(forcing Layla into her compact blue car's passanger's side door runs around jumps in drivers seat and looks confused upset and with arms waving and hands slapping steering wheel says) What's all this? I can't work with this! What's this shifter thing?! I don't do shifter things! I'm used to LUXURY! YOU KNOW, CADILLAC! Have you heard of Cady lac? I didn't think so, shifter thing here! Luxary...you know what LUX...never mind, get out, yeah you're gonna have to drive come on... can you believe that...shifter thing, geezus... (they both get out of the car and walk around the front passing with heads down, no eye contact they get in and he says) "now what's this??? No No No...you gotta clean the windows! How you gonna drive if you cant see through the windows!!! Come on! Jesus...

(They get out of car meet in on driver's side he takes her arm and with her sweater cleans the windshield as she shyly looks at him but trying very hard not to make eye contact she allows him to use her arm as a rag on windshield, her lips pursed in an unassuming smile, blonde straight bangs covering one eye, she looks at him...they say nothing, get in car simutaniously, she starts car, backs out of parking space, and exit's parking lot slowly)

Buffalo '66  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Buffy's mom bids farewell to Buffy and her boyfriend.]

Buffy's Mom:
Bye-bye, Bobby.

Jeffery:
Bye! [to Buffy] She thinks my name's Bobby?

Buffy:
It's possible she thinks my name's Bobby.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Buffy:
I got a C-plus on the test, and he tells me, "You have no sense of history." I have no sense of history? He wears a brown tie!

Nicole:
You got a C-plus? I can't believe I cheated off you.

Buffy:
Excuse me for not knowing about El Salvador. Like I'm ever going to Spain anyway.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Buffy and her friends converse loudly in the movie theater.]

Benny:
I can't believe these people. We paid money to see this.

Pike:
No, we didn't.

Benny:
Oh, yeah. But I still wanna know what happens!

Buffy:
Everyone gets horribly killed except the blonde girl in the nightie, who finally kills the monster with a machete. But it's not really dead.

Jennifer:
Oh, my God, is that true?

Buffy:
Probably. What movie is this?

...

[Later:
Buffy and her friends bump into the same two guys at a cafe.]

Pike:
Hey, wait a minute...

Benny:
You're the guys from the movie!

Pike:
We hate you guys.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Pike:
Would you have sex with them?

Benny:
Another shot of this, I'll have sex with you.

Pike:
Yeah, but then you'll never call me again.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Benny, now a vampire, is floating outside Pike's window.]

Benny:
Let me in, Pike. I'm hungry.

Pike:
You're floating! Get outta here!

Buffy the Vampire Slayer  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Pike is preparing to leave town.]

Pike:
Seen Benny lately?

Zeph:
No. You want me to give him a message?

Pike:
You should think about leaving too, man. Sell this place. There's something going on around here... I don't know, something really weird. [turns to leave]

Zeph:
Hey — what do you want me to do if I see Benny?

Pike:
Run.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Merrick analyzes Buffy's first solo slaying.]

Merrick:
He was slow. Very simple. They won't all be that easy.

Buffy:
Fine.

Merrick:
And the alley was a mistake. Never corner yourself like that. If they had come at you in force, you'd be dead now. One vampire is a lot easier to kill than ten.

Buffy:
Does the word "duh" mean anything to you?

Buffy the Vampire Slayer  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Merrick:
None of the other girls gave me this much trouble.

Buffy:
And where are they now? Hel-lo-o!

...

Buffy:
I've got something none of the other girls had.

Merrick:
And what's that?

Buffy:
My keen fashion sense.

Merrick:
Oh... vampires of the world, beware.

Buffy:
Oh, you made a joke. Do you wanna lie down? I know it hurts the first time

Buffy the Vampire Slayer  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[In the school hallway, one of Jeffery's friends grabs Buffy from behind.]

Andy:
Gotta get some!

[Buffy flips him, then jerks him to his feet and pins him against a locker.]

Andy:
Whoa, whoa — I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I don't actually need any right now!

Buffy:
Don't grab me, okay?

Andy:
Absolutely! I now see the error of my mistake.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Merrick:
Good Lord. What do you study in History?

Buffy:
My nails.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Pike has just crashed his van fleeing from a group of vampires.]

Buffy:
Is this your van?

Pike:
[dazed] Yeah...it was. It's... still...

Shambling Vampire:
BluaaaaahUGH!

Buffy the Vampire Slayer  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Buffy arrives at a school dance to find her boyfriend with another girl.]

Jeffery:
Didn't you get my message?

Buffy:
You broke up with my machine?!

Jeffery:
You weren't home. Like always.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Vampires have surrounded the school gym.]

Buffy:
Don't worry. They can't come in here. They can't come in unless they're invited.

Kimberley:
I... already invited them.

[Everyone — students and faculty — stares at her.]

Kimberley:
They're seniors!

Buffy the Vampire Slayer  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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