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10-Year-Old Tre:
Don't y'all know that this is a dead body?

Ric Rock:
Yeah, motherfucker, we know that shit. He ain't bothering you, so don't fuck with him.

Boyz n the Hood  Movie Quote

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10-year-Old Tre:
Who's dat?

10-Year-Old Doughboy:
Dat's my lady, homie. Her name is Brandi.

10-Year-Old Ricky:
Man, she ain't your woman. She my woman.

10-Year-Old-Doughboy:
How can she be yo' woman when she my lady?

10-Year-Old Ricky:
She my wife.

10-Year-Old Doughboy:
She may be your wife, but I stick my ding-a-ling in her every night, so that makes her mine.

10-Year-Old Ricky:
Punk!

10-Year-Old Doughboy:
Faggot! Get off me wit yo' big 4x4 head!

Boyz n the Hood  Movie Quote

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Tre Styles (to Sheryl):
Keep your baby off the street. She gonna get hit one of these days.

Sheryl:
You got some blow? You got some rock? I'll suck your dick.

Tre Styles:
Just keep the baby off the streets! And change her diapers! They almost smell as bad as you.

Boyz n the Hood  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Tre walks across the street after stopping at Sheryl's house. Then a red 1988 Hyundai comes up and Tre moves out of the way just in time to avoid getting hit. The car came to a screeching stop and the driver of the car is one of the Bloods gang member name Ferris]

Ferris:
What up punk! What up fool!

[Bloods gang member in the back sit rolls the window down and pointed his sawed off shotgun at Tre to threatned him]

[Tre just stands calmly showing some fear]

[Everyone in the car laughs at Tre's reaction]

Ferris:
Mark! [Drives away laughing as Tre looks on]

Boyz n the Hood  Movie Quote

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Knucklehead #1:
And another thing Ferris, When are you gonna get your hair cut? That shit is stripped. It looks like something from 1983, dude.

Ferris:
Fuck you Nigga. Ain't nobody cutting my hair, man. I'm like Samson my strength is in my hair.

Knucklehead #1:
[To Knucklehead 2] And you Nigga, what's up with that babe you been talking to?

Knucklehead #2:
Tsk! Fuck that bitch.

Knucklehead #1:
[Laughs]

Ferris:
[To Knucklehead 2] Are you scared?

Knucklehead #1:
Nah, he's not scared, he's just young.

Ferris:
And dumb.

Ferris:
[Squirts a whole lot of ketchup on his french fries] I'm putting some ketchup on this motherfucker.

Knucklehead #1:
Yeah man, why are you putting all that ketchup on it?

Ferris:
[Chuckles] Why are you worried about it, fool? These my fries.

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[Doughboy kicks Ferris in his bullet-ridden legs]

Ferris:
Fuck you man! Fuck you!

Doughboy:
Turn your punk-ass over!

Ferris:
[Rolls over] I didn't do it man! I didn't pull the fuckin' trigger! What the fuck you doin? Oh, man! Well, fuck you! [Doughboy shoots Ferris twice]

Boyz n the Hood  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[the Sumatran rat monkey bites Mum, and she crushes it with the heel of her stiletto]

Zoo Keeper:
Holy shit!

Mum:
Look at this! It bit me. I've been savaged! And my dress!

Braindead  Movie Quote

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Simmo:
[about Gloria] You had her. Behind the bus station.

Andy:
No, I didn't.

Simmo:
You told us you did.

Andy:
No, it were top half only.

Brassed Off  Movie Quote

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Andy:
I'm not a kid any more, Jim, right?

Jim:
Oh, aye. Old enough to be a scab then?

Ernie:
It's all right, Andy. He doesn't mean it.

Andy:
You don't mess around with words like that.

Jim:
Aye, I'm sorry, Andy. I take it back. You're just a stupid fucker.

Andy:
That's more like it.

Brassed Off  Movie Quote

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[Queen Elinor feels sick after eating a cursed cake.]

Merida:
Just take all the time you need to get yourself right, mom. And maybe in a bit you might have something new to say on the marriage?

Elinor:
[groaning] What was in that cake?

Merida:
Cake!?

[suddenly Elinor rolls of the bed in pain]

Merida:
Mum? So, I… I’ll just tell them the wedding’s off then. [hears a growling noise from where Elinor rolled of down the bed] Mum? [walks round to see if Elinor is fine, she sees a giant shape under the blanket. It rises from the floor and the blanket falls off, revealing Elinor has transformed into a bear making Merida scream with terror] BEAR!!!

Brave  Movie Quote

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Merida:
Mum, wait. We have to...

Fergus:
Follow me.

Merida:
Stop! STOP! YOU’RE COVERED WITH FUR?! You’re not naked. It’s like anyone gonna see you. Now you done it.

[Maudie runs into Fergus and the others]

Fergus:
Maudie! [Maudie stutters] Calm down, lass. What is it? [Maudie still stutters] [impatiently] Spit it out, Maudie!

Maudie:
BEEEEAR!!!

Fergus:
I KNEW IT!! HYAAAAAH!! [he and the other men charge to where Maudie came from]

Merida:
Would you just listen me.

Brave  Movie Quote

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Merida:
[looks up and sees Elinor has changed back into a human] Mum, you're back! You changed!

Elinor:
[warmly] Oh, darling. We both have.

Brave  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Malcolm:
Where do you think you're going?

Young William:
I'm going with you.

Malcolm:
Oh, you're going with, are ya? And what are you going to do?

Young William:
I'm gonna help.

Malcolm:
Hey, and a good help you'd be, too. [takes William off the horse] But I need you to stay here and look after the place for me while I'm away.

Young William:
I can fight!

Malcolm:
I know. I know you can fight. But it's our wits that make us men. See you tomorrow.

Braveheart  Movie Quote

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Longshanks:
Nobles. Nobles are the key to the door of Scotland. Grant our nobles lands in the north. Give their nobles estates here in England, and make them too greedy to oppose us.

Advisor:
But sire, our nobles will be reluctant to uproot. New lands mean new taxes and they are already taxed for the war in France.

Longshanks:
Are they? Are they? The trouble with Scotland... is that it's full of Scots! [everyone laughs] Perhaps the time has come to reinstitute an old custom. Grant them prima noctes. First night, when any common girl inhabiting their lands is married, our nobles shall have sexual rights to her on the night of her wedding. If we can't get them out, we breed them out. That should fetch just the kind of lords we want to Scotland, taxes or no taxes.

Advisor:
A most excellent idea, sire.

Longshanks:
Is it?

Braveheart  Movie Quote

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William:
You dropped your rock.

Hamish:
Test of manhood.

William:
You win.

Hamish:
Call it a test of soldiery, then. The English won't let us train with weapons, so we train with stones.

William:
Well, the test of a soldier is not in his arm, it's here. [points at his head]

Braveheart  Movie Quote

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William:
How did you know me after so long?

Murron:
Why, I didn't.

William:
No?

Murron:
It's just that I saw you staring at me and I didn't know who you were.

William:
Oh sorry, I suppose I was. Are you in the habit of riding off in the rain with strangers?

Murron:
It was the best way to make you leave.

William:
Well, if I can ever work up the courage to ask you again, I'll send you a written warning first.

Murron:
Oh, it wouldn't do you much good. I can't read.

William:
Can you not?

Murron:
No.

William:
Well that's something we shall have to remedy, isn't it.

Murron:
You're going to teach me to read, then?

William:
Aye, if you like.

Murron:
Aye.

William:
In what language?

Murron:
Are you showing off now?

William:
That's right. Are you impressed yet?

Murron:
No. Why should I be?

William:
[in French] "Yes. Because every single day I thought about you."

Murron:
Do that standing on your head and I'll be impressed.

William:
My kilt may fly up but I'll try.

Murron:
You certainly didn't learn any manners on your travels.

William:
I'm afraid the Romans have far worse manners than I.

Murron:
You've been to Rome?

William:
Ay, my uncle took me on a pilgrimage.

Murron:
What was it like?

William:
[in French] "Not nearly as beautiful as you."

Murron:
What does that mean?

William:
Beautiful. But I belong here.

Braveheart  Movie Quote

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Campbell:
Your father was a fighter! And a patroit.

William:
I know who my father was. I came back home to raise crops and, God willing, a family. If I can live in peace, I will.

Braveheart  Movie Quote

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William:
Of course, running a farm is a lot of work, but that will all change when my sons arrive.

Murron:
[confused] So, you've got children?

William:
Not yet, but I was hoping you could help me with that.

Murron:
So, you want me to marry you then?

William:
Well, that's a bit sudden, but alright.

Murron :
Is that what you call a proposal?

William:
I love you, always have. I want to marry you. [Murron kisses him] Is that a "yes?"

Murron:
Aye, that's a "yes."

Braveheart  Movie Quote

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William:
I will love you my whole life. You and no other.

Murron:
And I you. You and no other forever.

Braveheart  Movie Quote

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[an army of Scots disguise as English soldiers arrive at a camp]

Lord Bottoms:
I have dispatched a hundred soldiers to Lanark. They will be returning now!

William:
Were they dressed like this? Actually, it was more like fifty.

Braveheart  Movie Quote

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Robert the Bruce:
A rebellion has begun.

The Leper:
Under whom?

Robert the Bruce:
A commoner... named William Wallace.

The Leper:
We will embrace this rebellion. You will support it from our lands in the north while I gain English favor by condemning it, and ordering it opposed from our lands in the south. Sit down. Stay a while.

Robert the Bruce:
This Wallace, he doesn't even have a knighthood, but he fights with passion and he inspires.

The Leper:
[laughs] And you wish to charge off and fight as he did. So would I.

Robert the Bruce:
Well, maybe it's time.

The Leper:
It is time to survive. You're the seventeenth Robert Bruce. The sixteen before you passed you land and title because they didn't charge in. Call a meeting of the nobles.

Robert the Bruce:
But they do nothing but talk.

The Leper:
Rightly so. They're as rich in English titles and lands as they are in Scottish, just as we are. You admire this man, this William Wallace. Uncompromising men are easy to admire. He has courage, so does a dog. But it is exactly the ability to compromise that makes a man noble. And understand this: Edward Longshanks is the most ruthless king ever to sit upon the throne of England. And none of us, and nothing of Scotland will remain, unless we are as ruthless. Give an ear to our nobles. Knowing their minds is the key to the throne.

Braveheart  Movie Quote

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Nicolette:
When the king returns, he will bury them in those new clothes. Scotland is in chaos. Your husband is secretly sending an army north.

Isabella:
How do you know this?

Nicolette:
Last night, I slept with a member of the War Council.

Isabella:
He shouldn't be telling secrets in bed!

Nicolette:
Englishmen don't know what a tongue is for.

Isabella:
[scoffs] This Scottish rebel, Wallace. He fights to avenge a woman?

Nicolette:
I nearly forgot. A magistrate wished to capture him and found he had a secret lover. So, he cut the girl's throat to tempt Wallace to fight, and fight he did. Knowing his passion for his lost love, they next plotted to take him by desecrating the graves of his father and brother and setting an ambush at the grave of his love. He fought his way through the trap and carried her body to a secret place. Now that's love, no?

Isabella:
Love? I wouldn't know.

Braveheart  Movie Quote

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William:
You know, eventually Longshanks will send his whole Northern Army against us.

Campbell:
Heavy cavalry, armored horse; shake the very ground.

Hamish:
They'll ride right over us.

William:
Uncle Argyle used to talk about it; how no army had ever stood up to a charge of heavy horse.

Hamish:
So what'll we do?

Campbell:
Run, hide, the highland way.

William:
[looking at the trees] We'll make spears. Hundreds of them! Long spears, twice as long as a man.

Hamish:
That long?

William Wallace:
Aye.

Hamish:
Some men are longer than others.

Campbell:
Your mother been telling you stories about me again, eh?

Braveheart  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Faudron:
[bows] William Wallace, we've come to fight and to die for you.

William:
Stand up, man, I'm not the pope.

Braveheart  Movie Quote

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