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Andy:
I'm not a kid any more, Jim, right?

Jim:
Oh, aye. Old enough to be a scab then?

Ernie:
It's all right, Andy. He doesn't mean it.

Andy:
You don't mess around with words like that.

Jim:
Aye, I'm sorry, Andy. I take it back. You're just a stupid fucker.

Andy:
That's more like it.

Brassed Off  Movie Quote

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[Queen Elinor feels sick after eating a cursed cake.]

Merida:
Just take all the time you need to get yourself right, mom. And maybe in a bit you might have something new to say on the marriage?

Elinor:
[groaning] What was in that cake?

Merida:
Cake!?

[suddenly Elinor rolls of the bed in pain]

Merida:
Mum? So, I… I’ll just tell them the wedding’s off then. [hears a growling noise from where Elinor rolled of down the bed] Mum? [walks round to see if Elinor is fine, she sees a giant shape under the blanket. It rises from the floor and the blanket falls off, revealing Elinor has transformed into a bear making Merida scream with terror] BEAR!!!

Brave  Movie Quote

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Merida:
Mum, wait. We have to...

Fergus:
Follow me.

Merida:
Stop! STOP! YOU’RE COVERED WITH FUR?! You’re not naked. It’s like anyone gonna see you. Now you done it.

[Maudie runs into Fergus and the others]

Fergus:
Maudie! [Maudie stutters] Calm down, lass. What is it? [Maudie still stutters] [impatiently] Spit it out, Maudie!

Maudie:
BEEEEAR!!!

Fergus:
I KNEW IT!! HYAAAAAH!! [he and the other men charge to where Maudie came from]

Merida:
Would you just listen me.

Brave  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Merida:
[looks up and sees Elinor has changed back into a human] Mum, you're back! You changed!

Elinor:
[warmly] Oh, darling. We both have.

Brave  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Malcolm:
Where do you think you're going?

Young William:
I'm going with you.

Malcolm:
Oh, you're going with, are ya? And what are you going to do?

Young William:
I'm gonna help.

Malcolm:
Hey, and a good help you'd be, too. [takes William off the horse] But I need you to stay here and look after the place for me while I'm away.

Young William:
I can fight!

Malcolm:
I know. I know you can fight. But it's our wits that make us men. See you tomorrow.

Braveheart  Movie Quote

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Longshanks:
Nobles. Nobles are the key to the door of Scotland. Grant our nobles lands in the north. Give their nobles estates here in England, and make them too greedy to oppose us.

Advisor:
But sire, our nobles will be reluctant to uproot. New lands mean new taxes and they are already taxed for the war in France.

Longshanks:
Are they? Are they? The trouble with Scotland... is that it's full of Scots! [everyone laughs] Perhaps the time has come to reinstitute an old custom. Grant them prima noctes. First night, when any common girl inhabiting their lands is married, our nobles shall have sexual rights to her on the night of her wedding. If we can't get them out, we breed them out. That should fetch just the kind of lords we want to Scotland, taxes or no taxes.

Advisor:
A most excellent idea, sire.

Longshanks:
Is it?

Braveheart  Movie Quote

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William:
You dropped your rock.

Hamish:
Test of manhood.

William:
You win.

Hamish:
Call it a test of soldiery, then. The English won't let us train with weapons, so we train with stones.

William:
Well, the test of a soldier is not in his arm, it's here. [points at his head]

Braveheart  Movie Quote

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William:
How did you know me after so long?

Murron:
Why, I didn't.

William:
No?

Murron:
It's just that I saw you staring at me and I didn't know who you were.

William:
Oh sorry, I suppose I was. Are you in the habit of riding off in the rain with strangers?

Murron:
It was the best way to make you leave.

William:
Well, if I can ever work up the courage to ask you again, I'll send you a written warning first.

Murron:
Oh, it wouldn't do you much good. I can't read.

William:
Can you not?

Murron:
No.

William:
Well that's something we shall have to remedy, isn't it.

Murron:
You're going to teach me to read, then?

William:
Aye, if you like.

Murron:
Aye.

William:
In what language?

Murron:
Are you showing off now?

William:
That's right. Are you impressed yet?

Murron:
No. Why should I be?

William:
[in French] "Yes. Because every single day I thought about you."

Murron:
Do that standing on your head and I'll be impressed.

William:
My kilt may fly up but I'll try.

Murron:
You certainly didn't learn any manners on your travels.

William:
I'm afraid the Romans have far worse manners than I.

Murron:
You've been to Rome?

William:
Ay, my uncle took me on a pilgrimage.

Murron:
What was it like?

William:
[in French] "Not nearly as beautiful as you."

Murron:
What does that mean?

William:
Beautiful. But I belong here.

Braveheart  Movie Quote

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Campbell:
Your father was a fighter! And a patroit.

William:
I know who my father was. I came back home to raise crops and, God willing, a family. If I can live in peace, I will.

Braveheart  Movie Quote

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William:
Of course, running a farm is a lot of work, but that will all change when my sons arrive.

Murron:
[confused] So, you've got children?

William:
Not yet, but I was hoping you could help me with that.

Murron:
So, you want me to marry you then?

William:
Well, that's a bit sudden, but alright.

Murron :
Is that what you call a proposal?

William:
I love you, always have. I want to marry you. [Murron kisses him] Is that a "yes?"

Murron:
Aye, that's a "yes."

Braveheart  Movie Quote

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William:
I will love you my whole life. You and no other.

Murron:
And I you. You and no other forever.

Braveheart  Movie Quote

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[an army of Scots disguise as English soldiers arrive at a camp]

Lord Bottoms:
I have dispatched a hundred soldiers to Lanark. They will be returning now!

William:
Were they dressed like this? Actually, it was more like fifty.

Braveheart  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Robert the Bruce:
A rebellion has begun.

The Leper:
Under whom?

Robert the Bruce:
A commoner... named William Wallace.

The Leper:
We will embrace this rebellion. You will support it from our lands in the north while I gain English favor by condemning it, and ordering it opposed from our lands in the south. Sit down. Stay a while.

Robert the Bruce:
This Wallace, he doesn't even have a knighthood, but he fights with passion and he inspires.

The Leper:
[laughs] And you wish to charge off and fight as he did. So would I.

Robert the Bruce:
Well, maybe it's time.

The Leper:
It is time to survive. You're the seventeenth Robert Bruce. The sixteen before you passed you land and title because they didn't charge in. Call a meeting of the nobles.

Robert the Bruce:
But they do nothing but talk.

The Leper:
Rightly so. They're as rich in English titles and lands as they are in Scottish, just as we are. You admire this man, this William Wallace. Uncompromising men are easy to admire. He has courage, so does a dog. But it is exactly the ability to compromise that makes a man noble. And understand this: Edward Longshanks is the most ruthless king ever to sit upon the throne of England. And none of us, and nothing of Scotland will remain, unless we are as ruthless. Give an ear to our nobles. Knowing their minds is the key to the throne.

Braveheart  Movie Quote

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Nicolette:
When the king returns, he will bury them in those new clothes. Scotland is in chaos. Your husband is secretly sending an army north.

Isabella:
How do you know this?

Nicolette:
Last night, I slept with a member of the War Council.

Isabella:
He shouldn't be telling secrets in bed!

Nicolette:
Englishmen don't know what a tongue is for.

Isabella:
[scoffs] This Scottish rebel, Wallace. He fights to avenge a woman?

Nicolette:
I nearly forgot. A magistrate wished to capture him and found he had a secret lover. So, he cut the girl's throat to tempt Wallace to fight, and fight he did. Knowing his passion for his lost love, they next plotted to take him by desecrating the graves of his father and brother and setting an ambush at the grave of his love. He fought his way through the trap and carried her body to a secret place. Now that's love, no?

Isabella:
Love? I wouldn't know.

Braveheart  Movie Quote

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William:
You know, eventually Longshanks will send his whole Northern Army against us.

Campbell:
Heavy cavalry, armored horse; shake the very ground.

Hamish:
They'll ride right over us.

William:
Uncle Argyle used to talk about it; how no army had ever stood up to a charge of heavy horse.

Hamish:
So what'll we do?

Campbell:
Run, hide, the highland way.

William:
[looking at the trees] We'll make spears. Hundreds of them! Long spears, twice as long as a man.

Hamish:
That long?

William Wallace:
Aye.

Hamish:
Some men are longer than others.

Campbell:
Your mother been telling you stories about me again, eh?

Braveheart  Movie Quote

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Faudron:
[bows] William Wallace, we've come to fight and to die for you.

William:
Stand up, man, I'm not the pope.

Braveheart  Movie Quote

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Stephen:
[laughs, speaking heavenward] Him? That can't be William Wallace. I'm prettier than this man. [Heavenward] All right Father, I'll ask him. [To William] If I risk my neck for you, will I get a chance to kill Englishmen?

Hamish:
Is your father a ghost, or do you converse with the Almighty?

Stephen:
In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God. [Heavenward] Yes, Father! [to William and Hamish] The Almighty says don't change the subject, just answer the fuckin' question.

Hamish:
Mind your tongue.

Campbell:
Insane Irish.

[Stephen pulls a sharpened stag's horn and holds it to the throat of Campbell, causing everyone else to hold Stephen at sword point]

Stephen:
Smart enough to get a dagger past your guards, old man.

William:
That's my friend, Irishman. And the answer to your question is yes, if you fight for me, you get to kill the English.

Stephen:
Excellent! [puts knife away] Stephen is my name. I'm the most wanted man on my island. Except I'm not on my island of course. More's the pity.

Hamish:
Your island? You mean Ireland.

Stephen:
Yeah, it's mine.

Hamish:
You're a madman.

[group laughs]

Stephen:
I've come to the right place then.[laughs]

Braveheart  Movie Quote

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Stephen:
The Almighty says this must be a fashionable fight. It's drawn the finest people.

Lochlan:
Where is thy salute?

William:
For presenting yourselves on this battlefield, I give you thanks.

Lochlan:
This is our army. To join it you give homage.

William:
I give homage to Scotland. And if this is your army, why does it go?

Veteran:
We didn't come here to fight for them.

Young Soldier:
Home! The English are too many!

William:
Sons of Scotland! I am William Wallace.

Young Soldier:
William Wallace is seven feet tall!

William:
Yes, I've heard. Kills men by the hundreds. And if he were here, he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse. [the Scots laugh] I am William Wallace! And I see a whole army of my country men here in defiance of tyranny. You've come to fight as free men, and free men you are. What will you do with that freedom? Will you fight?

Veteran:
Fight? Against that? No, we will run. And we will live.

William:
Aye. Fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM! Alba gu bràth!

Braveheart  Movie Quote

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Cheltham:
Mornay, Lochlan, Craig. Here are the king's terms. Lead this army off field and he will give you each estates in Yorkshire, including hereditary title, from which you will pay- from which you will pay him an annual duty-

William:
I have an offer for you.

Mornay:
Cheltham, this is William Wallace.

Cheltham:
From which you will pay the king an annual duty-

William:
I said I have an offer for you.

Lochlan:
You disrespect a banner of truce?

William:
From his king? Absolutely. Here are Scotland's terms. Lower your flags, and march straight back to England, stopping at every home you pass by to beg forgiveness for a hundred years of theft, rape, and murder. Do that and your men shall live. Do it not, and every one of you will die today.

Cheltham:
[laughs] You are outmatched. You have no heavy cavalry. In two centuries no army has won without —

William:
I'm not finished! Before we let you leave, your commander must cross that field, present himself before this army, put his head between his legs, and kiss his own arse.

[Cheltham rides off]

Mornay:
I'd say that was rather less cordial than he was used to.

William:
You be ready and do exactly as I say. On my signal, ride round behind our position and flank them.

Mornay:
We must not divide our forces!

William:
Do it. And let the English see you do it.

Mornay:
They'll think we're running away?

William:
Aye. Take out their archers. I'll meet you in the middle.

Braveheart  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Craig:
Sir William, where are you going?

William:
We have beaten the English, but they'll come back because you won't stand together.

Craig:
What will you do?

William:
I will invade England and defeat the English on their own ground.

Craig:
[laughs] Invade? That's impossible.

William:
Why? Why is that impossible? You're so concerned with squabbling for the scraps from Longshank's table that you've missed your God-given right to something better. There is a difference between us. You think the people of this country exist to provide you with position. I think your position exists to provide those people with freedom. And I go to make sure that they have it.

Braveheart  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Robert the Bruce:
Wait! I respect what you said, but remember that these men have lands and castles. It's much to risk.

William:
And the common man who bleeds on the battlefield, does he risk less?

Robert the Bruce:
No. But from top to bottom this country has no sense of itself. Its nobles share allegiance with England. Its clans war with each other. If you make enemies on both sides of the border, you'll end up dead.

William:
We all end up dead; it's just a question of how and why.

Robert the Bruce:
I'm not a coward. I want what you want, but we need the nobles.

William:
We need them?

Robert the Bruce:
Aye.

William:
Now tell me, what does that mean to be noble? Your title gives you claim to the throne of our country, but men don't follow titles, they follow courage. Now, our people know you. Noble and common, they respect you. And if you would just lead them to freedom they'd follow you. And so would I.

Braveheart  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Isabelle:
I understand you have been given the rank of knight.

William:
I have been given nothing. God makes men what they are.

Isabella:
Did God make you the sacker of peaceful cities, the executioner of the king's nephew, my husband's own cousin?

William:
York was the staging point for every invasion of my country. And that royal cousin hanged innocent Scots, even women and children, from the city walls. Oh, Longshanks did far worse the last time he took a Scottish city.

Braveheart  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Isabelle:
Let us talk plainly. You invade England, but you can not complete the conquest so far from your shelter and supply. The king desires peace.

William:
Longshanks desires peace?

Isabelle:
He declares it to me, I swear it. He proposes that you withdraw your attack. In return he grants you title, estates, and this chest of gold which I am to pay to you personally.

William:
A lordship and titles. Gold. That I should become Judas?

Isabelle:
Peace is made in such ways.

William:
Slaves are made in such ways! The last time Longshanks spoke of peace I was a boy. And many Scottish nobles, who would not be slaves, were lured by him under a flag of truce to a barn, where he had them hanged. I was very young, but I remember Longshanks' notion of peace.

Isabelle:
I understand you have suffered. I know... about your woman.

William:
She was my wife. We married in secret because I would not share her with an English lord. They killed her to get to me. I've never spoken of it. I don't know why I tell you now, except... I see her strength in you. One day, you'll be a queen. And you must open your eyes. You tell your king that William Wallace will not be ruled... and nor will any Scot while I live.

Braveheart  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Longshanks:
You spoke with this Wallace in private? Tell me, what kind of man is he?

Isabella:
A mindless barbarian, not a king like you, my lord.

Longshanks:
You may return to your embroidery.

Isabella:
Humbly, my lord. [turns to walk away]

Edward:
You brought back the money, of coarse?

Isabella:
No. I gave it to ease the suffering of the children of this war.

Longshanks:
[laughs] That's what happens when you send a woman.

Isabella:
Forgive me, sire. I thought that generosity might demonstrate your greatness to those you mean to rule.

Longshanks:
My greatness will be better demonstrated when Wallace returns to Scotland and finds his country in ashes.

Braveheart  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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