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Jan: Everyone comes to see you ladies anyway. Missy: 'Cause we're such fine athletes. Jan: Oh, live with it! You'll be fighting off major oglers while we're defending our sexuality. Missy: What is your sexuality? Les: Well, Jan's straight, while I'm... controversial. Missy Are you trying to tell me you speak fag? Les: Oh, fluently. – Bring It On Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Cliff's sister is washing cars in a bikini.] Cliff: What are you doing? Missy: Making money from guys oogling my goodies. Cliff: Oh... oh, I didn't need to hear that. That was an overshare. ... [Missy has called Torrance over.] Missy: [to Cliff] Let's just get this over with. [to Torrance] My brother wants to check out your rack. [Missy walks away; there's a moment of awkward silence.] Cliff: You know, I begged my parents for a brother. Torrance: He'd look a little ridiculous in that bikini, now wouldn't he? – Bring It On Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Bennie: [after a shootout] Am I still gonna get paid? Sappensly: [pulling out a gun] Yeah, you'll get paid. – Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Bennie: Hell, I wasn't trying to hit them, you know. Elita: I know you weren't. Bennie: I used to shoot a lot of pistols when I was in the army. Elita: You're a nice gringo. You didn't have a thing to do in the army anyways. Bennie: You'd be surprised, honey. – Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[David discovers the leopard in Susan's bathroom] David: Susan, you've got to get out of this apartment! Susan: I can't, I have a lease. – Bringing Up Baby Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[David is wearing a women's boa-collared negligee] Elisabeth: Well, you look perfectly idiotic in those clothes. David: These aren't my clothes! Elisabeth: Well, where are your clothes? David: I've lost my clothes! Elisabeth: But why are you wearing these clothes? David: Because I just went gay all of a sudden! – Bringing Up Baby Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Paul Moore: [after firing one of his workers] Now, if there's anything I can do for you... Employee: Well, I certainly hope you'll die soon. – Broadcast News Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Tom Grunick: You're an amazing woman - what a feeling having you inside my head! Jane Craig: [smiling] Yeah - it was - an unusual place to be. Tom Grunick: It's like - indescribable - you knew just when to feed me the next line, you knew the m... second before I needed it. There was like, a rhythm we got into - it was like - great sex! [he pulls her toward him while she laughs] – Broadcast News Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Aaron Altman: The pointers were great, I'll study the tape. Tom Grunick: Just remember that you're not just reading the news, you're narrating it. Everybody has to sell a little. You're selling them this idea of you, you know, you're sort of saying, trust me I'm, um, credible. So when you feel yourself just reading, stop! Start selling a little. – Broadcast News Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[on whether to disclose the loss of a stealth bomber] Secretary Baird: "The U.S. Air Force regrets to announce that a C-141 cargo plane went down over the Utah desert... the status of the crew have yet to be determined, yaddah yaddah yaddah..." Well, that's very nice bullshit, Rick. Giles Prentice: Wait. We're making a mistake. Secretary Baird: Giles? You have something you wish to share with us? Prentice: Yes. Aviation Week has been following the development of the B3 for years. They have "stringers" - guys camping out in lawn chairs all night by the Whiteman perimeter fence- watching just in case one of these things take off. They're gonna know that one took off last night, and they're gonna know that it didn't come back. Now, we put out a press-release saying a C141 went down in Utah, they're going to put two and two together, Aviation Week is going to run a story, everyone's gonna know what really happened, and we're all going to look extremely... stupid. We're better off just telling the truth. Baird: The truth? How'd you get this job? [The officers and officials in the room laugh. Baird speaks to an aide.] Write it down, like Giles said. [After the meeting.] Baird: "Guys in lawn chairs"... I don't know, Giles. Sometimes you scare me. Prentice: Hell, sir. Sometimes I scare myself. – Broken Arrow Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Riley Hale: I don't think that Aurora Project is gonna happen for me. I spoke to your buddy Taylor; he doesn't feel like I have enough fighter time to qualify. Vic Deakins: And what did you say to him? Hale: 'Thank you very much, sir, goodbye.' Deakins: You'll never change, will you? And that, my friend, will be your downfall. Hale: You know what your problem is? Deakins: Yeah. I'm always right. Hale: You think you're always right. Deakins: That's deep. Hale: You said so yourself- you should have made colonel by now, but you're too busy pushing at everybody all the time. Deakins: Well. That's an awesome responsibility, isn't it? – Broken Arrow Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[A tunnel cave-in in the mine has separated Hale and Deakins] Riley Hale: So that's what this is all about, huh? The money? Vic Deakins: [Laughs] Yeah. Hale: Bullshit. Deakins: Well, you tell me why. Go ahead. You tell me why. Hale: Because you've been passed over for promotion so many times, you want to show the bastards you're right. Maybe it's 'cause everybody's cashing out so why the hell not you? I don't know. Maybe-maybe your mother dropped you on your head when you were a baby. I mean, who the hell cares, Deak? I mean, there's no difference between you and a guy who shoots up a schoolyard. You've both got a head full of bad wiring. Deakins: [Edging closer] What was that? Hale: You're fucked in the head, Deak! [Deakins fires wildly at Hale but fails to hit him] Deakins: HA! Hale: I pissed him off. – Broken Arrow Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Vic Deakins: Hale. Pick up. Pick UP! [Hale spins around, looking at the phone Deakins is speaking through] C'mon buddy - pick up the 'phone. Riley Hale: "Buddy," huh? Son of a bitch, you tried to kill me. The friendship is over. Deakins: Well, that doesn't mean I don't like you. Hell - I'm impressed. I'd have figured you'd have picked up and walked off by now. Hale: Yeah? Well, you figured wrong. Now I've got the nukes. Guess what, Deak? I'm gonna deactivate 'em. [begins punching random keys on the bomb's keypad, beeping is heard through Deakins' end of the line] You hear that? That's me punching in the wrong codes. Pretty soon these things are gonna be absolutely useless. Might as well turn around and drive away. Deakins: [Mockingly] Outstanding, Hale! That's the spirit! Damn, I'm totally screwed now. Unless of course I already thought of that ahead of time. [The bomb arms] Didn't work, did it? I used uncoded circuit boards. You just activated a nuclear warhead, my friend. Setting off a nuke in this mine has been part of my plan from day one. Otherwise some D.C. civilian might say, I haven't got the guts. Hale: Fuck! Terry Carmichael: He's insane. Deakins: You know, Hale, I considered bringing you in on this. You know why I didn't? Hale: Because I would have said "no"? Deakins: Nah, if you'd said "no" I'd have just killed you; I was afraid that you were going to say "yes"! 'Cause you don't have the balls to follow through with something like this, we both know that. – Broken Arrow Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[last lines] Riley Hale: My name's Riley Hale. Terry Carmichael: Terry Carmichael. You know you're still under arrest, Captain. Hale: [holding Terry's hand] Well, looks like you're gonna have to take me in. – Broken Arrow Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Lorenzo: You don't see me going to the bar, do you? Calogero: Mommy won't let you go there either? Lorenzo: What am I going to do with this kid? – A Bronx Tale Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Sonny: First of all, I respect you, Lorenzo, you're a stand-up guy and we're from the same neighborhood, but don't ever talk to me like that again. I tell your kid to go to school, to go to college... Lorenzo: You don't understand: it's not what you say, it's what he sees, the clothes, the cars, the money, it's everything. He tried to throw away his baseball cards because he said Mickey Mantle will never pay the rent. Sonny: [laughs] He said that to you? I don't believe this kid. [They all laugh] Lorenzo: That's not funny. Not when your kid has a bigger bank account than you. Sonny: I offered you a job, you said "No" to me. Lorenzo: That's right, and I say "No" now. Just leave my son alone, please. Sonny: Hey! [Stands up] Don't you see how I treat that kid? I treat him like he's my son. Lorenzo: He ain't your son, he's MY son. Sonny: He's what? Lorenzo: He's MY son! Sonny: Hey, get the fuck outta here! Lorenzo: [Shoved by the gangsters towards the door] I'm not afraid of you. Sonny: You should be. Lorenzo: I know who you are, Sonny, I know what you're capable of, and I would never step out of line, you can ask anyone in the neighborhood who knows me. But this time, you're wrong. You don't fool with a man's family. This is my son, not yours. Sonny: What are you gonna do, fight me? Lorenzo: You stay away from my son! Sonny: Get outta here before I give you a fucking slap! Lorenzo: You just stay away from my son! Sonny: Go ahead! Lorenzo: I don't care who you are! You stay away from my son! – A Bronx Tale Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Sonny: You like her? Calogero: I do, but I don't want to hear the guys. Sonny: Fuck them. Half of them are gonna end up dead or in jail. Nobody cares. The only thing that matters is what's good for you and how you feel about each other. Let me tell you something, when you're alone late at night in bed just you and her under the covers, that's all that matters. You gotta do what your heart tells you to do. Let me tell you something' right now. You're only allowed three great women in your lifetime. They come along like the great fighters, every ten years. Rocky Marciano, Sugar Ray Robinson, Joe Louis. Sometimes you get'em all at once. Me? I had my three when I was 16. That happens. What are you gonna do? That's the way it goes, you know? Tell you right now. See this girl? Maybe this girl, she put wind in your sails. Maybe she's your first great one. – A Bronx Tale Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Satan's Messengers: [in the bar] You got some brews down here. Nice cold ones. Get us some nice cold brews, come on. Two over here, huh? One more here, one more. Alright, brothers. If I may. A toast to our host. [They all salute, then shake their drinks and spray them all over the bar] In the name of the father, the son and the holy ghost! Tony Toupee: Look at all the shit all over me. [the bikers curse at him] Sonny: Hey! Satan's Messengers: Oh, you again. Sonny: That wasn't very nice. Now youse gotta leave. Satan's Messengers: I'll tell you when the fuck we leave alright. Get the fuck away from me. [the bikers laugh at Sonny as he walks to the door] Go watch the bikes eh! [Sonny locks the front door. All the bikers look and curse at him] Sonny: Now youse can't leave. Calogero: [narrating] I will never forget the look on their faces. All eight of them. Their faces dropped. All their courage and strength was drained right from their bodies. They had reputation for breaking up bars, but they knew that instant, they'd made a fatal mistake. This time they walked into the wrong bar. – A Bronx Tale Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Calogero: Sonny was right. The working man IS a sucker, dad. He's a sucker. Lorenzo: He's wrong! It don't take much strength to pull a trigger, but try and get up every morning, day after day and work for a livin'! Let's see him try that! Then we'll see who's the REAL tough guy! The working man's the tough guy! Your father's the tough guy! – A Bronx Tale Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Calogero: He owes me 20 dollars. It's been two weeks now, and every time he sees me he keeps dodging me. He's becoming a real pain in the ass. Should I crack him one, or what? Sonny: Sometimes hurting somebody ain't the answer. First of all, is he a good friend of yours? Calogero: No, I don't even like him. Sonny: You don't even like him. There's your answer right there. Look at it this way: It costs you 20 dollars to get rid of him... He's out of your life for 20 dollars. You got off cheap. Forget him. – A Bronx Tale Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Eilis: I wish that I could stop feeling that I want to be an Irish girl in Ireland. Father Flood: It will pass. Homesickness is like most sicknesses. It will make you feel wretched, and then it will move on to someone else. – Brooklyn Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Kenai: Yeah, I'll probably get like a sabertooth tiger for bravery or strength or greatness. You know, something that fits me. Denahi: How about a mammoth for your fat head? Just make sure you get that basket tied up. Kenai: Don't worry. No stupid bear's gonna get anywhere near this fish. Denahi: Just tie it up. Kenai: [under his breath] "Just tie it up." Man: She's back! Hey, everybody! Tanana's back! Sitka: Come on! Child: Come on, Kenai, let's go! Kenai: Come on, come on. Child: Tanana's got your rock! Come on! – Brother Bear Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Denahi: There he is. Kenai: [moans in annoyance] Ohh. Denahi: Ha ha! Come here, loverboy. Kenai: Uhh. Leave me alone. Denahi: Aw, Kenai, wait. Kenai: Uhh. Denahi: I'm sorry. Kenai: What? Denahi: Your totem: I think it's really great. Kenai: You do? Denahi: Yeah. And I made you something? Kenai: [smiling] Really? Denahi: [throws flowers on Kenai's head] Now when you skip around loving everybody, you'll smell so sweet. [Kenai pushes the flowers back to Denahi] Sitka: Well, isn't this nice? Instead of fighting, you're giving each other flowers. Denahi: Yeah, isn't it lovely? He's so in touch with his totem already. Kenai: Uhh! Sitka: Hey, dog breath, go take care of the fish. Denahi: Sure. Kenai loves me, he loves me not. Kenai loves me, he loves me not. Kenai loves me, he loves me not. Sitka: [grabs Kenai's hand before he throws the rock] Kenai. Kenai: Someday I'm gonna just-- He's just such a-- Sitka: Hey, bonehead. Just because his totem is wisdom doesn't mean he's wise. I mean, look at him. Denahi: Kenai loves me, he loves me not. Kenai lo-- [accidentally steps on a dog's tail and the dog yelps and barks] Hey! Whoa! People: Hi, Denahi. Denahi: Oh, hi. Heh-heh. [the dog growls and bites his butt, offscreen] Aah! Kenai: Ooh. Denahi: Let go! Kenai: Yeah. I guess the spirits messed up on both of our totems. Sitka: You know, I felt the same way when Tanana gave me mine. Kenai: Get out of here. Sitka: No, really. I said, "The Eagle of Guidance? What does that mean?" Ha ha. But now that I'm older, I know it's about being a leader, and keeping an eye on you two. Kenai: I just want to get my handprint on that wall. Sitka: Just be patient, Kenai. When you live by your totem, you will. Kenai: Really? Sitka: Guarantee it. [laughs] Kenai: But come on, the Bear of Love? I mean a bear doesn't love anyone they don't think, they don't feel, I mean they're-- [people chatter at the fish trail] They're thieves. Denahi: You didn't tie it off, did you? Kenai: Uh-- [chuckles nervously] Denahi: You should've got the totem of pinheads! Sitka: Knock it off. We'll just make another basket. Denahi: We? Oh, no. No. It took me 2 weeks to make that basket. You get lover-boy to do it. He's the one that's messing things up all the time. Typical Kenai. Kenai: All right. I'll go get your basket. Sitka: Kenai, wait. Kenai! Denahi: [Sitka looks at him angrily] [confused] What? – Brother Bear Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Kenai: [kicking tree branches out of anger] Uhh. Unh! Unh! [Kenai hears a growl, and sees a bear] Unh! [throws a rock at the bear] Sitka: Kenai! [the bear roars angrily] Kenai! Where'd he go? Denahi: If we're lucky, far away. Huh. Kenai: Aah! Uhh! Denahi: Kenai! Sitka: Kenai! Kenai: Sitka, no! You got to get out of here! Sitka: What? Kenai: The bear! Look behind you! Sitka: [alarmed] Aah! [the bear roars, and Denahi throws rock at the bear] Denahi: Hey, bear, come on! Over here! Come on, bear! Come this way! Kenai: Uhh. [Roaring] Denahi: Aah! Kenai: [running over] Denahi! Uhh! Hold on! Come on, pull! Denahi: Uhh! [Sitka pants] Kenai: [struggling to pull Denahi up] Unh! [Sitka sees the ice crack and stabs the ice with his spear, causing the ice to crack more, and the bear moans in alarm] Kenai: [alarmed] Sitka. Sitka! [the ice breaks apart and the bear and Sitka fall in the water] Denahi: Sitka? [the bear comes out of the water, and walks back to the land] Kenahi: Come on! Kenai: Sitka! Denahi: Sitka! Kenai: Sitka. Sitka! Denahi: Sitka! Kenai: Sitka, where are you?! Denahi: Kenai! [Kenai finds the hood of Sitka's top floating in the water] Kenai: [sadly] No. [desperately] Sitka! Sitka! Help us find you! Sitka! Sitka, where are you?! Sitka! – Brother Bear Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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